#campaign: keziah's patience

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It is so rapid that you cannot distinguish the Chuggas from the Choos.

Blood Mage

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Character: Svein the Redeemed

Svein was a half-orc mercenary who helped transport Chimeras between the cities of Graal and Iro for the oppressive Drasnalian empire’s militaries. She was a largely amoral person, willing to work for whoever offered the most coin. That changed after a party of adventurers stopped her Chimera caravan. Though she fought as best she could, the adventurers bested her. She expected to die then. Instead, the adventurers offered her new armor and told her to go ask for work in the good country of Greavica, beyond the mountains. Knowing that she could not continue mercenary work anywhere that the adventurers might find her, she began the journey towards Greavica--enjoying the hospitality of many farmers and traveling merchants along the way. Having lived her life amidst cruel mercenaries and people who saw her as a commodity rather than a person, she was in awe of the good nature these people had. In Greavica she happened upon the kindly commander Yvette, who offered a job in Greavica’s guard. Svein eagerly took the opportunity to protect the kind folk she had met, and quickly rose to become a commander herself.

Her reputation among her subordinates is that of a capable fighter who tolerates no incompetence but puts the well-being of her men over her own safety.

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Sometimes the meercats within me have wars.

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My megaraptor is going to destroy me, but nonlethally.

-Dryad Druid

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Hey DM, does Dispel Magic work on magic?

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Keziah says, "I would like to cast something." Then he slams his mace into the door.

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Psion: Think bigger!

Sorcerer: We- We literally saved all the inner planes!

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Does kissing count as a Use Magic Device check?

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Player: Thanks for letting me kill my wife

DM: Thanks for doing it, that was dope

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Druid: Should I make a rope check to cover myself?

DM: No, because I don't want you to fail this.

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I would like to diplomacy them by saying [indecipherable grunting]

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You accidentally purchase seven ducks, as your wealth overcomes you.

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Warlock: This party has a long history of doing stupid things.

Druid: I just joined, thank you.

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Did I have a good plan? Or was being serial killers our best plan?

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That’s wungus. Absolutely bubble-gumbus.