#calls for superman to respond to this menace have gone unanswered - why can our blanket-toting saviour not bring this man to justice? | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

wizardlyghost · 2 years ago

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al;sksjdfgh finally watched superman 2 and i was Not expecting clark to get even with that one trucker at the end. i’m gonna dedicate my existence to saving humanity at the expense of everything i care about but also fuck this dude specifically. superman has to be noble all the time but clark kent, well, he's allowed to be a dick sometimes. as a treat.

#clark kent is how superman deals with his pent-up frustration that he can't let out on the clock #if superman beats up random assholes kids everywhere start mimicking him #if some dude answering clark kent's description does it 1000 miles from kent's location and disappears into the night who's gonna say?#actually y'know what clark kent's gonna say #page six column: TELEPORTING MYSTERY NERD ENACTS VIGILANTE JUSTICE FOUR STATES OVER FROM LAST KNOWN LOCATION #one of the fastest growing urban legends of recent times‚ a mysterious man in glasses has assaulted yet another minor local bully #suspect was described as awkward & gangly‚ but stronger than he looks‚ which along with his mobility possibly indicates meta-human nature #calls for superman to respond to this menace have gone unanswered - why can our blanket-toting saviour not bring this man to justice?#by clark kent

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