#calliope really went ‘oh you’re touch starved? here *fucking punches you* | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

cream-and-tea · 1 year ago

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was thinking about it and i firmly believe that the funniest possible thing to keep the exact same if i write anything in the lmd no-magic-no-apocalypse-au is pallas and calliope routinely just beating the absolute shit out of each other. t4t violence that transcends genre or whatever.

#calliope really went ‘oh you’re touch starved? here *fucking punches you*#it’s even funnier in this context bc no one has violently uncontrollable magic powers they’re just tearing into each other for hatred alone #pallas desperately trying to keep up their perfect student perfect child persona but whenever they talk to calliope they #can’t fight the uncontrollable urge to maul him like a wild animal #calliope getting fired from her job bc she smashed pallas across the face with a serving tray after hearing #them say ‘riddle me this’ in casual conversation #the two of them are literally doing fight club and everyone else is looking on vaguely horrified #wip: ghost story

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