#calling the shrek fandom fascists was just

[transpidergwen]

The Shrek fandom vs Reylo shippers is definitely not discourse I ever expected to see but it's also the most tumblr thing I can imagine and I am being thoroughly entertained. It's the dumbest most insane combination of things it’s like if the Scooby Gang showed up in the Mystery Machine on the Fury Road and Scooby screamed "Wuh-wuh-witness ME SHAGGY!" and proceeded to jump onto the War Rig and pull off Immortan Joe's head to reveal he'd been Joseph Gordon-Levitt the whole time and then Rian Johnson flew in on the Milennium Falcon and dropped a nuke on everything screaming "SUBVERT THAT MOTHERFUCKER" and then it cuts to black to reveal it was in fact Taratino's long awaited sequel to Kill Bill but then those credits were fake and there's still an hour left of Everything Everywhere All At Once.

Anyway it's a great day on this website.

[anagonyeet]

ur mutuals/friends as mcu characters?

wow this has been in my inbox forever, so sorry about that. also i am rubbish at these things because i have no understanding of humans and their characteristics.

watch me get this 120% wrong. also watch me censor myself.

this is super long, 2019 has ended in the time it as taken me to do this, so it’s gonna be under the cut! mutuals or every single person i’ve interacted with on this site? same difference.

i’ve also missed some people, sorry, but i don’t have a brain.

@awstark as tony stark. elin reminds me so much of iron man 1 tony. it’s probably a combination of her wine chats and the major [censored]boy vibes you get from her selfies. she’s crazy talented and basically, elin is a hot thot and is too hot for us all.

@henrycavillry as bruce banner. shio is so smart and creative and everything she makes just makes me think “ugh her mind, so powerful”. she’s sometimes quiet, but is a really lovely and endearing person overall. owns all my uwus.

@uservalkyrie as thor odinson. kait is sweet, funny and too cool for you. right now, she’s got a lot of things on her plate and honestly she just needs a break. kait has an epic sense of humour and has the same lovable energy as thor did in ragnarok.

@captainsstevenrogers as steve rogers. maybe i am unable to look past the url, but lu is definitely steve! like steve, she deserves the world, but the world don’t deserve her. lu is a cute softie, who could also destroy you and your self-esteem in mere seconds.

@natasharomanovs as natasha romanoff. must i go on? niki radiates the most badass energy. if you mess with her, she will [censored] you up. but if you mess with her friends, you’ve just signed your own death certificates.

@blackberrywidow as clint barton. abi! is! such! a! legend! she is super smart (go graduate, girl!) and is an underrated babe that deserves so much more recognition. abi is super skilled and talented and is a sweetheart.

@blackwidws as pepper potts. cate is such a sweet, kind, caring person and is like a mum. but at the same time she has an amazing, sarcastic humour and witty lines that could honestly end you.

@russian-soldier​ as ned leeds, but also a pinch of thor. eva is your ride or die friend. she has the same levels of excitement as ned when she’s not ill. eva is literally so supportive and a ray of sunshine. you would consider yourself lucky to have eva as a friend!

@delmars as peter parker. first of all, zee is the most gen z to have ever gen z’ed. she is the literal embodiment of chaotic good, and has enough energy to bounce of walls and is actually peter parker in disguise.

@rhovers as shuri udaku. lance is amazing and is super creative and has amazing ideas. she can make really amazing content, and she keeps supply us all with fantastic icons and headers not to mention her current one is beautiful.

@gyllenhaalsjakes as loki laufeyson. this is a bit of a weird one, but nums thinks she’s chaotic evil (and she might be, good for her?), when she’s such a sweetheart. but also like loki (who definitely has tunglr) she loves a good [censored]post.

@starrkdust as liz allen. nic is one of the nicest and friendliest and she’s a gem. she’s also has the brains (and a studyblr, like, please help me) and has a whole goddamn aesthetic, that is so gorgeous.

@msmar-vell as peter quill. sav literally studies communications, with an emphasis on tv and film. she will obtain all the pop culture knowledge, but unlike peter, it will be relevant. but also, she’s hilarious and super friendly.

@whomanoff as peggy carter. leti just wants to punch a fascist, which i think is one of peggy’s hobbies. she will call you out on anything, and she has the same amount of sarcasm and dry humour as peggy does.

@buckychrist as sam wilson. hayley is a hoot. and i genuinely think that her url is something sam would come up with to bug bucky. #puff daddy is a hilarious tag and hayley is honestly a constant mood.

@crypticavengers as bucky barnes. maybe it’s the icon, but hanna is a new yorker, so it’s a thing now. hanna is more artsy than bucky, but she is super curious and her discovering something that she now loves is just like bucky at the expo.

@willas-tyrell as mantis. gabi is so caring and fun, as well as funny and a little bit chaotic and quirky. she is super lovable and a relatable queen, who needs to watch some shrek. it’s good for the soul.

@drunkmarvel as nick fury. harmony is iconic. she has made so many amazing gifs and text posts and [censored]posts for this fandom, she is literally one of the backbones. and like nick fury, she was wrongfully dusted. but fury is going to come back, so tunglr better watch out. #cowards.