#call of duty modern dickfare.
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lxvvie · 9 months ago
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I'm sorry but i can't help but think about short d!ck gravess like him being an all proud and egocentric man, but tries to maintain his pride while his girlfriend tells him he's so small that she doesn't even think that little thing can even get her pregnant (at least it gives her some pleasure but still...)
PRETTY PLEASEEEEEE
Not Lil' Dill Phil, anon!
He's a prideful bastard through and through, and best believe a round of orgasm denial is happening when you start mouthing off about his dick (girth over length, okay?!).
And you sure as fuck weren't complaining about it last night either, darlin'.
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