#call me troublemaker 😇😈

[missmaywemeetagain]

Judging by my feed, it’s apparently EXTRA horny for E hours tonight so I figured I’d make things worse 🥰

[formulanaughty]

not sure if you’ve done this yet but I would love the sweet + naughty headcannons for danny (also I must say, it’s so good to have you back - I’ve missed reading your stuff and read practically everything you’ve recommended in your absence)

i've been sitting on this one for a while - i hope it lives up to the expectations! i do have some other soft!DR headcanons here, but i’m always happy to write more!

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always - always - ends up being the little spoon. he loves having his back and arms scratched and will shove himself up against you at any opportunity for a fix of it

sends you a constant barrage of photos from his adventures. selfies with george, pictures of a too-drunk charles, his silly face all bright and sunshine-y while out on a hike with big mike. he can’t operate snapchat (cough-old man-cough) but you’re thankful for it because now those memories can live forever in your camera roll

says his favorite Disney movie is Cars (“duh”), but he sings along under his breath with every single one you play, and you catch him more than once singing “I Just Can’t Wait To Be King” in the shower

starts to keep an extra hoodie or jacket of his stashed in the car(s) because you always end up cold once the sun sets (“i know, i know, ‘hoes don’t get cold’ and all, whatever, but you’re not a hoe and you will get cold so take it”) (also like - he’s always cold too so it’s a win/win)

maybe way down the road in a relationship, he (as a surprise!) gets a tattoo that really represents you - he can play it off as something else for privacy’s sake, but he always wants a piece of you with him no matter what (is also the kind of guy to tat his wedding ring on so he’s always got it)

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i actually think he’s a little shy, especially in public situations, but something tells me that once you get him alone and out of his shell, his confidence and skill set is unmatched

could probably get you off with dirty talk alone. he probably doesn’t realize he’s running his mouth half the time until you gasp at something particularly filthy that he grins and doubles down on his efforts

that being said, isn’t great at sexting but excels at phone sex. you’ve never loved facetime more in your than you do when he’s away

will go down for hours if you’d let him. they don’t make noses like his for no reason.

is a troublemaker. gets you worked up before disappearing with a wink for a media event, slips his hand up your skirt under the table in the hospitality truck, fingertips toying with the lace at the juncture of your thighs. calls you - “c’mon love, just help me out real quick, your voice always does it for me, please” - at The Most inopportune times (but you always sneak off to indulge him because payback is a bitch, daniel)

definitely a legs and butt man. sure, he appreciates a nice pair of tits when they’re presented to him (who doesn’t?) but something tells me he absolutely would’ve appreciated the tiktok legging trend when it was going around (if he knew how to work tiktok, that is) and that more than one pair of scrunchy-butt leggings would’ve shown up on your doorstep thanks to him

check out more of the naughty/nice series here!