#caked Kazuki truther until the literal heat death of the universe
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dirtd0g · 2 years ago
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In regards to The Great Butt Debacle:
Rei sits and plays video games all day. His butt? Atrophied. Withered away. Skin? And bones…
Kazuki cooks. His hands get messy (it happens) so when he needs to close a drawer or fridge door what does he use? His hips. His butt is constantly at work. With each dish he makes his butt surges in power.
Rei simply can not compete
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