#caffeine addict tim? slay

[generousqueen21]

Batfamily Hidden Talents (Headcanons)

Bruce: 

Bruce’s best-hidden talent would be his knack for staying hidden. But y’all already knew that. 

His second hidden talent is trick shots. After years of throwing batarangs and aiming grappling hooks, throwing ping pong balls into red cups is done naturally.

Probably realized that people actually make a living off of the hobby after Dick or Jason showed him Youtube videos on Dude Perfect's channel

Bruce just shrugged and said, "I can do that."

While he doesn't make Youtube videos or a living off of the talent, whenever he's feeling a little bit bored in the Batcave, he'll probably toss a crumpled piece of paper or two across the cave.

When everyone gives him the I'm-shook look, Bruce will most definitely shrug.

Dick

As the first Robin, Dick was under a lot of pressure to know all sorts of trivia on the American Robin.

”Tweet, Tweet, on the street.”

So he ends up just learning about all sorts of birds. Dick probably had an entire book full of facts and pictures about each bird. 

Try’s to get one of his brothers to go bird watching with him. 

Eventually coaxes Damian by convincing him he’ll take him to the zoo afterwards. 

"Hey, that’s an Eastern Goldfinch! Did you know that they eat seeds from dandelions, sunflowers, and -”

“Tt. Shut up, Grayson.”

DAMIAN DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS AND WANTS OUT

Also knows just about every bird sound there is

Becomes really excited when he sees an American Robin and try to “chirp” back

Jason

Jason like’s music a lot, but what he really loves is rap music.

For Jason, it’s a great way to let it all out. 

Is one of those people who will sing (or rap) at the top of their lungs if they think they are alone. 

Turns out Jason is a fantastic freestyle rapper 

Once at school, before he was killed, he was challenged to a rap battle by a big jock

Everyone thought that little Jason would get crushed. After all, that was kinda why they had asked Jason of all people. 

Jason proved them all wrong and SLAYED - This boy does not take L’s 

You need to stop it yeah

You need to quit it yeah

You need to stop it yeah

Yeah you need to quit it yeah

Next time you roast me, make sure it's lowkey

Cause if I ever find out you're gonna be salty

That big jock? He went home and cried that night.

Once, when Jason got really mad at Tim, he just starting hardcore roasting him - rap style.

Tim was so confused, especially when Jason started yelling at him. 

“You’re supposed to rap back! It’s a rap battle!”

Everyone is too scared to challenge Jason anyways. 

Tim

Everyone knows Tim's addiction to coffee. It's no secret. 

What everyone wants to know but too afraid to ask is how far Tim's love of coffee is willing to go,

The answer: Far. Very, very far. 

Once Tim really needed to stay up to work on a case. This poor lil bean was already super sleep deprived. 

Before he knew it, Tim had drunk 12 cups of coffee straight. 

The only way the Batfamily figured it out was because the next morning when everyone woke up, Tim was throwing up in the Bathroom. 

Alfred found a bunch of coffee pods littered all over Tim's study and immediately called 911.

Everyone mostly blamed the caffeine poisoning on Tim's lack of sleep instead of stupidity, as this guy is one of the smartest detectives alive.

To this day, Tim still hasn't lived it down. That and the chubby bunny challenge, which is another long story for another day. 

Damian

Damian is a very introverted guy, and enjoyed doing things by himself. 

He also has major anger management issues. 

Drawing and painting help him cope with calming down and getting away from his crazy brothers. 

Once Alfred notices Damian’s drawings, he started buying blank canvases and paint brushes for him. 

When Damian is having a young day, or just really wants some alone time, he will usually paint a picture of Titus or Batcow. 

Damian once even painted Bruce for his birthday. It hangs in Bruce’s office to this day. 

Sometimes Damian will allow Bruce to sell his paintings, or put it up on display around the Manor or the Gotham Art Gallery. Otherwise, Damian keeps them in a special room in the Manor that only Alfred and him know about. 

[therealchoreanese]

Batfam as a Super Band HCs

Not only are they a band, but they solve mysteries and fight crime wherever they go!!!

-okay so the members are Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Stephanie Brown, Barbara Gordon, Cass Cain, and Duke Thomas

-Dick, Jay, Tim, Cass, and Dami are all actual siblings but only the three oldest boys and Steph and Duke play instruments

-Babs is like the master technician behind all their shows and the greatest manager ever!!! None of the fans care that she's in a wheelchair they all love her and they know that if it weren't for Babs the band would have never taken off

-Babs is also great at playing mission op/comms and is a brilliant hacker whenever they take on a case (she also homeschools everyone during free time and on bus/plane rides)

-Cass and Dami are the best personal security guards and will kick anyone's ass to keep their brothers and friends safe, even if it's literally just an annoying/creepy fangirl who wants them to sign her ass or something and they go everywhere their fam goes

-Dick, being the oldest, is the band and mission leader and plays lead guitar and is lead singer, no show is complete without his signature flips from acrobatic lessons he learned as a child (the others can do stunts like that too but Dick is the most extravagant and experienced), the fans can’t decide whether he’s suave and smooth or dorky and chill

- Jason (fans all call him Jay) plays drums and does backup vocals, he's not much of an actual singer and is considered the bad boy/rebel of the band but if you check his social media it's 80% soft and pretty w/ stacks of books and homeschool lessons and sunsets and his fam (other 30% is typical bad boy leather jacket shit you’d expect of him)

-tim (also on backup vocals) is most definitely a keyboardist, the way his fingers move on the keyboard is similar to hacking into an advanced AI system, tim is also most relatable to fans bc most o/ his ig pics, no matter how happy they look, have some negative depressing millenial/gen-z humor caption, Tim is also known for having a major caffeine addiction and loving/referencing geeky nerd stuff

-(also there are rumors of tim and steph dating but nobody really knows for sure???)

-speaking of steph, she's the other lead singer and slays on the backup guitar, fans love her fierce optimism and how she always manages to capture different members at the randomest, funniest times for her ig, and for steph a show isn't a show unless she's wearing something beautifully purple

-And Duke (yes he's backup vocals too) plays bass incredibly well, he's the newest member and doesn't know a lot of the inside jokes yet but he feels like he's been part of the band since forever, he's seen as the peaceful gentle member and is usually the one fans make memes out of bc of his constant "I have no idea what they're doing" face

-they rotate going on missions so that nobody is ever too tired or worn down, like on time it’s tim, cass, steph, and duke, another time it’s dick, jay, cass, dami (always ends up being 3-4 people), but there’s always a chance for some of the Batband to rest, practice, train, write lyrics, etc. (and on missions where Tim, Dami, or Dick sit out they take over Babs’ role as ops manager for that time)

-it’s honestly a miracle nobody’s figured it out yet???? like any one of these days the Batband is expecting to see some conspiracy headline or fan theory like “Ever wonder why trouble stops wherever the Batband shows up???”

-they’re also really bad at being subtle and sneaky, like once during a livestream Steph and Duke almost showed Tim and Cass swinging through a window in full costume, another time Jay showed up to an interview with a very visible nasty cut and bruise he forgot to cover up with makeup bc there wasn’t any pain and he literally forgot they existed

-another thing the Batband likes to do is whatever amount of damage they caused in money, they’ll donate that amount to the city to help pay for repairs and stuff, they’ll also help out with civilians’ insurance wherever and whenever they can (this just adds to their publicity and other celebs who don’t know about the vigilante life are kinda salty about it, a lot of haters claim that they do it just to look good)

-the Batband also donates to a lot of charities and fundraisers for the poor, homeless, third-world countries, veterans, etc. bc if it weren’t for Bruce Wayne, who adopted like five of them, they and a lot of other people they love would be in those same situations (as stated by Dick Grayson in an interview)

-also sometimes they collab (and go crime fighting with) other vigilante artists, like the EDM/hip-hop duo known as Spitfire, which is made up of Dick’s best friend, Wally, who’s a super cool DJ and Wally’s girlfriend Artemis, who can sing and rap like a total badass

-BONUS: Bruce Wayne, biggest socialite in Gotham, is so incredibly proud of the kids and records/collects every interview, article, and picture to exist 

(also really sorry I couldn’t fit in harper or kate but I thought this was long enough alreaday :/)