#caffeeeeeeeeine

[vampirepuppygirl]

COWORKER COMING IN CLUTCH WITH AN ACT OF KINDNESS MY HERO

[is-this-yuri]

me: taking excedrin at 2am to help my headache so i can sleep could not possibly have any negative consequences :)

me 3 hours later: fuck FUCK THE CAFFEINE FUCK. THE CAFFEEEEEEEEINE

[zippy-elly]

(to the tune of Jolene)

Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine, CAFFEEEEEEEEINE I'm begging of you please start working soon Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine, CAFFEEEEEEEEINE I've had two cups and it's not even noooon

[rainysaturdayafternoon]

CAFFEEEEEEEEINE

sleepy

unfortunately i have two answers: caffeine and sleep. will you say yes to either? unlikely

[acronolozki]

CAFFEEEEEEEEEEINE IM CAFFEEEEEEEEINE

[iambickilometer]

acquired: one (1) coffee machine

just made the weakest batch of coffee ever but I don't even care because A COFFEE MACHINE I HAVE ONE

which is great considering I was woken up early by power tools

anyway freshly invigourated I am making a to-do list because WHY THE HELL NOT also I need to get this shit done anyway

SHIT JAMES NEEDS TO DO:

call podiatrist (!!!)

email doctor

email endocrinologist about emailing doctor

all the dishes

call potential employers and ask about background check

send off more resumes

LAUNDRY.

two more meals

SHIT JAMES WOULD LIKE TO DO:

update gratuitousfantasystuck

unpack one of the remaining boxes of stuff

pretend he has a job and thus has no need to send off any resumes

spend all day making coffee

[zippy-elly]

Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine, CAFFEEEEEEEEINE

I'm begging of you please rev me up now

Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine, CAFFEEEEEEEEINE

I've gone through several cups of this somehow

(to the tune of Jolene)

Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine, CAFFEEEEEEEEINE I'm begging of you please start working soon Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine, CAFFEEEEEEEEINE I've had two cups and it's not even noooon