#cadenza is all the guards sugar mommy

[gonedreaminggg]

my unhinged minecraft diaries hcs

- dante is fresh out of the guard academy when we meet him, so he's 17/18. meanwhile garroth and laurance are in their late 20s. you'd assume they'd have a brotherly relationship, but garrance are fully just his parents. garroth packs his lunches and laurance gets mad when he misses dinner because he's on patrol.

- laurance and garroth had sex. multiple times.

- laurance isn't a full shadow knight because he didn't die in the nether. he is more human than the other SKs in mcd, but he is still a shadow knight.

- zane is aroace and pledged allegiance to the church not because he was religious, but because he didn’t want to be forced to marry.

- the different regions have different laws. they operate like separate countries, minus the border patrol. some regions do have more defenses on their borders.

- dante is so, SO bad with names

- SKs have a raised body temp. usually around 99-103. Laurance is actually just a space heater.

- garroth reads romance novels. he's sworn emmalyn to secrecy.

- katelyn has to do the L thing to tell her left from right

- cadenza is a sugar mommy

[tanya-b1tch]