#cableprogramming

[reidkerr]

Showtime's Over

Me: "I'd like to cancel my Showtime, please." DirecTV: "I'm sorry to hear that! Was there a problem with it?" Me: "Yes, the last season of Dexter sucked donkey balls, and made me feel foolish for having wasted the last four years watching and waiting for it to turn around." DirecTV: "Oh. Very sorry to hear that about the finale. You know, they kind of left it open for a spin-off." Me: "Please no."