#c1 was just so emotional !! and it was earned !! u know !!

[pinkfey]

i’m still of the mind that tlovm suffers from poor pacing and loses a whole lot of emotional depth bc of how rushed it feels

[fckdjango]

hi y’all hi y’all hi y’all!! for those of you who don’t know me, i’m may ( 22 // est // she/her ) and for those of u who do..... i’ve gotten too used to going by ‘may’ ok. ANYWAY here’s wonderwall.

QUICK FACTS

name: django lucas cadona

age: twenty-nine (29)

birthday: october 24th, 1992

zodiac big three: scorpio sun, gemini moon, libra rising

gender & pronouns: cis man & he/him

sexuality: bisexual

hometown: vejer de la frontera, spain

ethnicity: half-white, half-romani

languages spoken: english (b2), spanish (c2), romani (c1)

mbti: estj

temperament: choleric-phlegmatic

role: presenter

BACKGROUND

django was born in spain to a not-too-well-off family -- just to say the least. they did their best to scrape by, but he found himself the eldest between six siblings -- thus, the amount of family he possessed ? ...it didn’t help all too much...

with the amount of jobs his mother and father took up, django -- stereotypically -- took on the role of makeshift caretaker. a lot to place on a boy’s shoulders, but he wanted the family to thrive just as much as they did. and while they were working for monetary thriving, he was working for emotional.

but that didn’t last long -- he, too, took up a role in monetary gain. only he was too young to pick up any jobs, and very few people trusted that cadona kid with odd jobs. so he became what they feared he was: a young con artist, a young thief.

all the money he raked in, he raked in for his family. and it was beginning to become... enough to get by. as his siblings grew up and began finding their own ways, his family did not become rich by any means, but they were able to live a borderline normal life.

but, as django grew older, he became more invested in greed. to the point that a rich man he’d conned, pretending to be the son he had lost ten years ago -- a case he had studied and become, offered to take him back to america.

he played the role of this man’s son for three years, sending some money back to his family and keeping some of the rest, until he made one slip-up that cost him the role. then, he was off before he could be caught.

and let it be known that this was just one of the many imposture acts he committed -- the only difference between this and the others was that it somehow lasted for years, it brought him to a new continent entirely, he earned a great deal of wealth on a daily basis for doing nothing... and, most interesting, had brought the son back into existence. twilight zone !

some years later, he began socializing with some of the crew who would form unsolved. between his past, his voice, and his overall charismatic demeanor, he earned the role as a presenter. a role that allowed him to make money in a legal fashion and rub shoulders with some of the... wealthier members.

he is trying to worm his way in that group by schmoozing with 25 and others. 28 is a happenstance casualty along the way, unfortunately finding himself forming a genuine bond with someone when all he wants to do is rake the group across the coals.

TL;DR

sometimes you just want to play a scumbag with an origin story that explains it ! 😍 think mary carleton only a 21st century man. that’s the vibe !

* hopefully more to be added just for funsies but i think i got all the good necessary info down ! and then some !

[nochiquinn]

campaign 2 episode 129:

y'all genshin impact is a hell of a drug

team let's go lesbians

this is going extremely well

real neat of matt to bring back a villain from c1

(doors. the villain is doors.)

I got distracted, did beau's thieves tools go boom

ashley gets advantage on picking doors with knives bc last of us

now they get attacked by mutant deer creatures

(please listen to DNDMajor)

we get it you played myst

WE? WE touched the gem???

"fuckiNG MERCER" mood

Stressed Travis is one of my favorite Travises

"I'm gonna rub my blood on it"

(please listen to DNDMajor)

I can't believe they're gonna celebrate the sixth anniversary by getting electrocuted live on the internet

oh good, the true source of my anxiety

"snaking its way~"

I would both kill and die for Luc Brenotto

WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER

mala: "happy anniverary here's your tpk let me sleep now"

luc hdywtdt

this wizard's on fiiiirrrreeee

this cow man's on fiiiirreeeee

l u c

he's HELPING

hey I hate it. matt I hate it.

HEY MATT. HEY MATT I HATE IT.

H E Y M A T T

dsfjsld I hate

in the eye of a hurricane there is quiet

caduceussss

hey I don't like how you didn't say how many luc gets matt

how many did luc get matthew

mala: burn matt's dice

hey matt I don't like being right

I have an idea, fuck this actually

oh thank GOD

I'm gonna go hug my kid

I'm absolutely about to spend the second half of this bawling my eyes out

I've said for a long time that when an episode gets SAM emotional it's when you know shit's gotten real - it's why c1e85 hit so hard - so this is just gonna fuck me up hardcore

I know veth knows cad is helping but that has to look unsettling as fuck

oh yep there it goes, there I go

if matt was ever gonna fudge a roll I would like for it to be this one

literally collapsed on my desk in relief

you're four, you're allowed to not have any hitpoints

not when the kids start comforting the parents

tbf even sitting down you have to reach up to cad

veth and caleb are just gonna be a walking cloud of guilt

you know what I think yeza should get to kill an assembly member. I think he's earned that.

or as my kid says: I earned a treat?

"what's an NPC?" "normal people communicating" taliesin you came up with that way too quickly

mala reminded me we have ice cream and now I'm eating ice cream and may never stop

anti-magic collar?

anti-magic collar!

couldn't they have done this the other way around, jester holds the collar and caleb does the fiddly part

marion lavorre is going to hold this group together by the skin of her teeth

they need a mom and she is a mom who is there

travis: this place? the place that they are? the place that they are in which is called...?

when a symmetra puts their teleporter on the edge of a cliff

yeza is also going to hold this group together by the skin of his teeth

hey I'm crying again

yeza is so good

"like a slurpee out a car window"

oh this will go well

"why'd he roll?" it's a surprise roll that will help us later

I still only picture the happy fun ball as the map from Treasure Planet

this is how luc opens every conversation from now on

that's a callback

oh no they broke the gentleman

marion gets only good things for the rest of time

the gentleman: WE CAN'T LET HER KNOW WE SIT

I KNEW he was gonna call it there. mattholomew.