#c(ol)ress takeover

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oh arceus please no

please yes!! the more the merrier! :p

I hate this. I hate you especially.

it’s alright, kyogress. you’ll just need to get used to the alternate mes in the other universes!

one of you is bad enough…

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You can’t. I checked! :p

Alright he’s not exactly good. or really decent even.

but have you considered I could fix him?

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"what in the whole wide world possessed you to do that" idt he was the one getting possessed in that situation cress

No one actually was possessed at all! :p Apologies for a lack of specification, we’re just talking about the two times I’ve fused Cress with a Kyogre. Not the Kyurem stuff, no need to worry!

How did you even get your freakish hands on one in the first place.

It’s a secret!!

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I actually have the documentation I took while observing the effects of fusion from both instances with you, Cress :p

I still wonder what in the whole wide world possessed you to do that the first time.

I can always share the notes I took with you if you’d like, i reiterate that with your circumstances that it actually showed that repetition of the same two fusing together can lead to further stabilisation.

I’m pretty sure that was just because I actually ASKED that time, but. Maybe later. Just, not on here.

Alrightyyy, got you, Kyogress. :p

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💬Black?

I’m… Cress can’t give any exact thoughts quite yet. He’s the. The one that battled Chili for our badge if I remember right? I think? Might be wrong but we don’t really know each other.

He helped save the region though, so— yay, good for him! ‘Father’ doesn’t really like him but that’s besides the point.

Im sure bro is cool. I, Cress, am just having a hard time remembering if we ever actually like.. talked or interacted properly besides the gym introduction spiel…

Because you’re being manipulated, Kyogress :p

CAN YOU GET OUT. I THOUGHT YOU STOPPED CALLING ME THAT.

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ah. seems trying to talk it out never works, hm? maybe a shoe to the he—

a. GET OFF OF MY ROTOMBLR ACCOUNT I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE

b. what can I say he’s a convincing man

c. don’t give me the uh. the same treatment you give that one guy

Zinzolin. You’re thinking of Zinzolin. You know, for someone who was a gym leader less than a few years ago, you really are easy for Ghetsis to manipulate! :p I see why your dad and brother put you in therapy now without knowing about the shadow triad stuff.

just get out of my phone. I only wanna deal with one annoyance at a time— besides at any moment I could see another one of you and I don’t wanna deal with two at once.

I’m just saying :p!!

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Alright, I’m giving his phone back since we’ve talked now. Don’t worry though, I’m sure this will not be the last time I’m here, Rotomblr!! :P

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c(ol)ress!! hi :) *said with the most upmost admiration*

Hello anonymous user!! :P

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I did not know Cress had so many images saved.

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Rotomblr still has laws. It has to abide by some version of Unova‘s laws. I may agree if it was truly lawless.

True to that but it’s lawless enough still that Ex-Chairman Rose is on here, yes? Therefore, it’s lawless enough for me as well!! :P

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Who are you? Isn’t it rude to take away someone’s phone privileges?

Considering he’s tried to bite me multiple times and seems a bit too stressed to be using it, I disagree that it’s rude!

Colress, by the way. I am conducting research into the true power of all pokemon, if that helps clear a few things up!! :P

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There is no wonder on Rotomblr. Run while you still can.

I beg to differ, dear anonymous user! Its the only place where the law does not inherently apply. Wonderful, isn’t it?

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If he’s actually your type, get better taste in men!! 🩵 And that’s coming from me.

Alright he’s not exactly good. or really decent even.

but have you considered I could fix him?