#c: house maresh

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No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no ritualistic animal slaughters of any kind. Oh, God, I'm giving them ideas.

Emira, to her sons

[wrappedinchocolateblanket]

tagged by the lovely @elven-child ^^

Rules: Answer the questions and then tag 20 people who you want to get to know better.

Name: Klara

Nickname(s): I don’t? really?have one?

Zodiac Sign:scorpio

Hogwarts House: R A V E N C L A W

Gender: female

Orientation: straight…

Favorite Fruit: nectarines and plums

Favorite Season: early spring!!!

Favorite Book Series: hooo boy yhmmm harry potter and shades of magic

Favorite Fictional Characters: ginny weasley, Sirius black, rhy maresh (adsom), kaz brekker, nikolai( grisha trilogy), d’artagnan, hinata shoyou, akaashi keiji, bailey (tnc), Holland (don’t hate)(adsom), lila bard (adsom), alucard emery (adsom), kell (adsom)….. I AM PASSIONATE OKAY

Favorite Flower: crocuses

Favorite Color: navy blue and grey

Favorite Animal: squirrel, giraffe and tortoise

Favorite Artists/Bands: OH WONDER & BASTILLE

Average Sleep: 7 h

Number of blankets I sleep with: one in  summer, two in winter

Last thing I Googled: where is the nearest sushi place

How many blogs I follow: 58

Number of Followers: 48 xd

What I usually post about: basically everything, from fandoms to school survival tips

My Aesthetic™: soft glow of lightbulbs in the dark, walking home in the evening, music blasting through earphones, white mocha, muffled voices over a coffee table, being dizzy from all the thoughts in your head, doing stuff out of sheer spite (OOOHHH MAN XDDD)

I tag… hmm @winterhascomeandeveryonesdead, @strikingneil and @diasyfake bc i tag my other friends waay too often and it’s getting embarassing

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Kell: You don't think we'll get in trouble for this, do you?

Rhy: No, not a chance!

[Cut to Rhy and Kell getting scolded by Maxim]

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Maxim: What do you think is the most appropriate solution to overpopulation?

Kell: Contraception.

Emira: Education.

Hastra: Laws that require every orphaned homeless kid to be adopted, so that everyone has their own kids without producing more babies.

Rhy: Or we could just fly all the extra kids to Mars.

Lila: Even better- the Hunger Games.

Maxim: Lila, no.

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What am I listening to you for anyway? You’re a virgin who can’t drive.

Rhy, to Kell

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Rhy: Oh, oh! I've got a great idea about what we can do tonight.

Kell: The last time you said that we had to get your stomach pumped.

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Hastra: Why is everybody so concerned with who’s a top and who’s a bottom? I’d just be happy to have a bunk bed.

Kell:

Rhy:

Kell: I’m gonna tell him.

Rhy: Don’t you dare.

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Rhy: Kell, what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?

Kell: That I need to do it more often.

Rhy: Exactly! You need to learn how to have some fun!

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Maxim: Rules were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Rhy: Uh, piñatas.

Tieren: Glow sticks.

Kell: Karate boards.

Emira: Spaghetti, when you have a small pot.

Rhy: And rules!

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Maxim: Kings receive meaningless death threats all the time. It's really no big deal.

Rhy: Of course, totally. I mean why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that's right, because it THREATENS DEATH.

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Oh, I always feared Kell might run off like this! Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs?

Maxim

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Kell: Where is everybody?

Rhy: Mother had a nervous collapse, Tieren's taking her to the hospital, Silver went back to bed, Father's firing Gold, and I'm in charge.

Kell: Fuck.

Rhy: I know, right?

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Well, my parents are dead, but don’t worry. History has shown that that sort of thing almost never leads to massive destabilization or world wars.

Rhy

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Kell: What do you want me to do?

Rhy: Smile.

Kell: [smiles]

Maxim: …Oh, crap, that’s terrifying.

Rhy: We’re here to cheer up Mother, not kill Batman!