#c: avidmc

[sbk-confessions]

I need to squash avid. Crush into a puddle. Juice him

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[sbk-confessions]

Doovid would be a good tennis ball, viking some sort of football ball. the one where you hit it with your feet. milkman a jack in the box that's also a freebie. tea is a leaf that you're really fond of. marm. avid would be a great basketball. ruby is a jojo. vintage is one of those wooden toys that have a ball attached to them. fool is a beloved dog toy. Leon is a chew toy. Anathra is just an ice cube that you play with

Now this is the in-depth analysis we've all been waiting for!

[sbk-confessions]

I have seen a decent number of posts about people getting cuteness aggression when they see avid! and yeah I get it, but something about marmalade just makes me want to squeeze her until she compresses into a very small cube

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[sbk-confessions]

evil alternate universe I peeked into where sbk has a big enough fandom for DramaTM:

-people hate on kittrix for her warden shenanigans despite it happening, like, twice

-ship war over viking/avid vs marm/avid but enemies to lovers

-discourse over whether or not trog should be allowed on sbk bc theyre the creator of skyblock infinite. this gets 1000000x worse after the dragon egg auction

-everyone gets mad at artemis and elffe for starting wars for no reason. cmon guys theyre just being silly lol

-people take the "they forgot the end kingdom" thing seriously

-the joke about avid only tubing queer people gets REALLY out of hand

-through it all, the sakura spouses are forgotten </3

You've taken a glimpse into the darkest timeline.

[sbk-confessions]

The funniest (read: most cruelly ironic) thing abt the fact that Avid is shippable with almost anyone is the fact that i never actually said anything about the ship I've had since Before The Tubes and now it's an extreme rarepair. Anyone else think that Trogvid. Hello. It's so dark

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