#byejason

[therealmrmecc]

Him: “I saw you take a picture of us.” Me: “Yeah, I wasn’t hiding.” Him: “Why though?” Me: “No one will believe I saw people in hoodies and flannels in 84 degree weather without proof.” His dad: “See! I told you! Trying to be “cool”! He thinks you look ridiculous too!!” (Dad laughs and walks off.) Him: “I don’t want to be on camera man.” Me: “Little late for that bro” (chuckles) Him: “You should delete it” Me: “You should move on” Him: “I’m not scared of you” Me: “That’s a mistake.” Him: “I’ll make you delete it” Me: “You can try” (Dad walks back over with little brother, catching the last exchange) Dad: “Jason, when this guy beats your ass? I’m not helping.” Me: “Listen to the man Jason.” Jason: “You’re being an asshole” Me: “That’s your pride man. Pride heals faster than broken faces.” Jason: *Turns to dad* “You’re in the picture too!” Dad: “I don’t care, I don’t look ridiculous!” Me: *Walks off* Dad in the background: “This is the real world. If you want to get your ass kicked over a picture, do it, but we’re on vacation. Check your attitude...” I barely held the laugh in. #Vacation #Trip #Selfie #Travel #StampCollecting #ByeJason (at Mahogany Island, Roatan, Honduras)

[sallybluntz]

I officially recede from the internet because @thirstrip‘s cleverness & wit is just so goddamn cleaver & witty. “Go bother someone else with your invoices.” How shall I ever go on? *insert Snape Collapsing meme here* I’m thoroughly insulted. Thank you for humbling me, kind sir. 🙄😒😡🤣 #sarcasm #menaretrash #GTFO #GTFOHWTBS #byeJason #goshaveyourbacknow

[borgygavina]

To the biggest, gentlest giant I know >:D< have a safe flght @jasonescueta definitely will miss you, but I'm sure we'll see you again :) All those fun memories when we'd randomly see each other in a club haha even the time I sorta took care of you first time you got drunk or when we'd play 2K in Kostka :)) have a safe flight going home buddy! PS...di mo pa rin ako napapakilala :(( #ByeJason haha

[francinel-blog]

That sums up a day 😊😘🍴🎎#sendofflunch #aycesushi #iloveuni #whattheheckiscobia #ktv #december2015 #byejason

[aaannette-blog]

When you know that someone lives on their phone but "hasn't checked their phone in hours." I see you around though.... that shit is glued to your hand -__- #whenyourliesbecomearealization #waytogo #byefelicia #byejason #pleaseandnothankyou

[vamp-of-constant-sorrow]

You can go shave your back now, #byejason ...even though I'm still mad at my team for messing up the SuperBowl. #AmericasTeam

[hillaryellis]

👸👑💖 #meangirls #fetch #whyareyouwhite #saycrackagain #thelimitdoesnotexist #byejason

[wherelovelythingsare]

Friday study halls>>>>>> #byejason

[wakazithebilyngwobeast-blog]

It's Friday the 13th today... But still we gon ball like WAN MATA!! (In @iam_blink voice) Da Es salaam wettin dey happen?!!! #HiJason #ByeJason #FurahiDay

[aaannette-blog]

Not giving a fuck is amazing. #byefelicia #byejason #pleaseandnothankyou

[aaannette-blog]

When you finally open your eyes and figure out you should have dropped people over a month ago. Especially when you catch them in a lie. #byefelicia #byejason #pleaseandnothankyou #youdontdeservetobeinmylife too bad I think it's just too funny anyway haha