#by My Pet Flamingo on youtube

[taxi-davis]

t i m e シェア 94' - m r . s p a r k l e

[deadghosy]

HAZBIN HOTEL X ALBERT/FLAMINGO! READER

prompt: after causing chaos in life is paradise, you accidentally clicked the wrong “alt” button.

Oh wow- listen…I’m in my Albert phase guys…so yeah. ANYWAYSSS-

You just got done making your Roblox video as you wanted to exit out of it. You were going for the alt + 4 button only for the alt to look red and shine into your face. The light blinding your sight made you scream as you opened your eyes to see you are in a new area.

…. “Am I in hell…” you said in a high pitch voice. You panicked out a pitch scream gaining weird looks from the sinners. You still kept your human look but as you screamed, the control panel of admins show up. You stopped screaming immediately with an “oh.” And smiled evily

After wrecking most of the pride ring, you felt tired. Seeing an advertisement on tv about a hotel that redeems sinners, you thought maybe you could do some good here. So you pulled out a keyboard and type to teleport to the said hotel

You can go into the wrath, pride, and gluttony ring. It’s pretty real as you have the wrath to destroy things when pissed off. You’re prideful that you can’t be destroyed, and you have the gluttony to eat. A lot.

I can see you just having a small flamingo demon pet following you around. Literally you would make it bite and stab people. You taught it how to do the billy bounce.

The crew most definitely thought you were schizophrenic because you talk out loud as if you were talking to someone 

BIG HEADCANNON THAT YOU HAVE ZOOMIES AROUND THE HOTEL😭

“I start stabbing, now that the lights are out?” “Albert/Reader, please no.” Charlie says holding your arms down. The power went out and you were craving blood.

You’re just a little gremlin :D

Imagine how chaotic it was to not fling someone out of the hotel for fun 😭 LMAO A SINNER FLINGING ACROSS THE WHOLE PENTAGRAM.

“I’m taking away their happiness in a good way!” You say smiling as you drag a resident away from Charlie who seems traumatized. You were like an alastor 0.2 but more happy actually.

LMAO YOU HAVING A BAN HAMMER SO WHEN A RESIDENT IS BEING AN ASSHOLE YOU JUST SLAM THE HAMMER ON THEIR HEAD WITH A “BOOP”

I can imagine you having the same physique as the og Albert. Literally one minute you look like your animal crossing character, and the next thing they know you are some buff Florida man.

“I’m going to make them regret being born.” You said as you clicked an admin that made your skin black with red eyes. The angels came towards you as your cut their heads off.

The whole cast was in shocked seeing a human like you being so powerful with just a panel no one can touch.

“Being a baby will not prevent me from shooting you.” You said jokingly as this toddler was winning uno. The mother ran away with her child as you screamed out uno.

Angel started to rant about what he does for his job and how he basically seller his soul to this moth porn demon. After he told you things what the demon does to Angel. You snapped.

“BITCH I WILL SHOOT YOU!” Yells reader as they cocked their gun. Basically the whole crew has to hold you back as Valentino is pissing himself.

Vox didn’t even know who you were until Valentino started having nightmares and random shadows in his room. (The shadows were you lol) Vox had to look you up and try to find who tf you were. You were a YouTuber. That all it showed up on his feed as he scoffs.

Husk has no opinion on you. He only knows you as that guy with a flamingo. He would sometimes side eye you while you do crazy shit. But matter of fact you two are chill.

“We have different ways of expressing ourselves..” you say to Angel trying to comfort him. “I like this way, he can’t defend himself. And I like that.” You say shooting down a sinner while in battle. Angel dust just side eyes you as if you were actually crazy.

You’re not allowed to go into turf war with him no more.

Velvette has no legit problems with you. Dead ass you and her might be fashion partners. HAVE YOU SEEN ALBERT’S DRIP ON INSTA?! That MAN IS GOOD!

You have so much wanted posters, even you brag to others at how cool you look while destroying someone’s house. All because you were bored.

Charlie is mostly worried for your mental health while Vaggie just knows that you aren’t really the most mental stable in the group.

“STOP DOING THAT! STOP CRYING! What are you a baby?!” You say while smacking away a whole imp baby that was crying beside you on the merry-go-round

Charlie’s eyes widen at what you did. You were like a man child.

I can headcannon you deadass bombed the Vees tower out of pettiness. It was just funny seeing Vox shocked to his damn boots that his home was now gone.

Lucifer made you a duck flamingo cause of how he was trying to be nice to you. He knew you wasn’t a sinner or an angel of sorts. But you were a human that he never seen before. He probably makes you some damn pancakes if you want them.

Lucifer would probably ask if you have a flamingo demon form because you told the crew that you go by flamingo and Albert. You just stood there confused to what this short man was saying. But you just nodded trying to see if you could actually turn into a flamingo.

Headcannon on you just actually helping around by just replacing and changing furniture. You help Charlie with trust exercises as the resident are just confuse at a human being here.

“WHO needs powers, when you have a gun!” You yell excited pulling out a gun from your admin control. You shot downa sinner who was trying to fight you. Alastor just doesn’t see why how your “guns” are more powerful. They don’t even have angelic metal.

Carmilla carmine had seen how you legit shot an angel down with a simple looking gun. It was insane but amazing. She definitely called you down to her place so she can see what your bullets are made out of.

Imagine how you basically see people’s/sinner’s names as if it was a name tag aka username. You would go around saying their name out loud as they look at you scared and crazy. “Hello Hakka!” “How you know my name?!!!!” 😕

Rosie adores you, you may be man child that’s like a gremlin. But you are so sweet and helping. Alastor made you meet her and honestly, it was a great meet and greet. Honestly 10/10.

Headcannon on you and Niffty both killing bugs together. You use your ban gun as Niffty uses a sewing needle. This sweet girl made you a big crown, you better appreciate it.

Alastor had messed with your food making you pissed off. It was the end of the day and you hadn’t eat anything due to not taking care of yourself much. So your reaction was justified when you see alastor’s grins widening.

“I hope you choke on your next meal.” You say as your voice had suddenly boomed across the hotel. It was like as if your mic boosted it, but you don’t have one.

You and Alastor have like a sibling relationship as you two just want to watch people suffer. Literally it’s funny as hell when it’s that one Xbox meme.😭

“MOM SAYS ITS MY TURN TO CAUSE SUFFERING!” You say trying to get over Alastor’s tall body as he causes chaos in the pentagram city.

Sir Pentious didn’t like you at all. Like he was actually scared at his crazy and psychotic you are at times. But when he saw how calm and laid back you actually were. He actually started to warm up close to you. 

The egg boiz follow you around asking if your pet flamingo could play with them. It was so cute as they play with your pet flamingo.

Cherri absolutely loves you and your destructive behavior. Literally you two are a deadly duo cause you would give her some of your admin powers and take it back.

You once actually set up a limb store, literally you were getting that money✨😈 you had chopped off so much limbs got your deer customers.

I can see you actually taking people’s souls lol. You just take souls for fun and not for contract which leaves some overlords confused and scared of your powers.

Heaven would be scared of you personally. Like you are such a menace, sera sent your ass back to hell. Your human appearance was still the same tho lol.

Adam and you, beef on sight. “Why do you even have that pink bird? What are you, ret@rded?” “No but your mother is.” You said back while flipping him off.

Sera doesn’t like you. Your chaotic energy and your “evil” doing are not prohibited in paradise. She might tell Big G about how a human is in hell in perfect condition.

Emily heard about your presence by sera, she wanted to meet you but then again. You are back in hell. But she hopes to meet you one day.

See, me personally you would rob a bank for fun and then give it to some homeless imps in the wrath ring. It’s just you doing random shit while bored.

I can imagine you turning someone into the hulk. You deadass have so much power that it’s concerning and crazy for the hotel crew and rest of hell. You have alot of powers and you can turn people into some green buff human?!?

[cyrusclouds]

☆ INTRODUCTORY POST ☆

last updated on: may 23rd, 2024! haaiiii!! my name is cyrus, super nice to meet you guys!!! here's my pronouns.page for anybody curious on my pronouns and such, but if you just want a quick overview, i use any and all!! :DD

! I'M 14 YEARS OLD, DO NOT BE WEIRD PLZ !

moot requests are totally open!! a little p.s, i am angelkin, raccoon therian/raccoonkin, and a nina hopkins (creepypasta) & kris (deltarune) fictionkin!!! <3

CONTINUE FOR: dni, custom tags, and extra info <3

other links : pinterest , ao3 , spotify, simplyplural: cyrusclouds, @drhenrymillerrr & @cloudyfilezz

CUSTOM TAGS:

cyrus does art ☆

cyrus says a lot ☆

cyrus says a little ☆

cyrus makes edits ☆

cyrus speaks the truth ☆

cyrus answers your asks ☆

cyrus makes stimboards ☆

cyrus talks about system things ☆

cyrus says something important ☆

INTERESTS:

fnaf, dsaf, dialtown, scp foundation, batim, sander sides, mark egos, roblox myths, bnha, scott pilgrim takes off, hazbin hotel/helluva boss, hetalia, gravity falls, gobb, ddlc, mlp, undertale, deltarune, cuphead, dead plate, centricide, death note, pokemon, hamilton the musical, resident evil, underverse, detroit become human, okegom, tf2, kinito pet, and some other things i probablyyy forgot to add!!

YOUTUBER AND MUSIC ARTIST INTERESTS:

youtubers: flamingo, markiplier, jacksepticeye, danny gonzalez, drew gooden, jarvis johnson, kurtis conner, funkyfrogbait music artists: ghost bc, sleep token, mitski, lana del ray, jack stauber, lemon demon, sodikken, tally hall, will wood

BYF:

i have bpd and suspected asd, so please tread lightly and try to keep this a positive space (no drama)!

as my pronouns.page says, i am a minor. keep it sfw.

i tend to get very anxious with interactions, so if i seem nervous, don't worry, you didn't do anything!

i can be a bit obnoxious with asks, so if you don't like it, please just ask me to stop :))

DNI CRITERIA:

i block freely, buuuuttt... homophobes, transphobes, racists, zionists, nazis or neo-nazis, anti-furry, anti-otherkin, anti-therian, anti-neopronouns, anti-xenopronouns, anti-xenogenders, proships or comships, and overall assholes. keep off my page, you WILL be BLOCKED.

KINS:

dave miller (dsaf)

henry miller (dsaf)

twilight sparkle (mlp)

dr iceberg (scp foundation)

karen (dialtown)

darkiplier (mark egos)

dabi (bnha)

toga himiko (bnha)

yuri (ddlc)

error (underverse)

(none of the above are for abusive reasons!!)

[alexluvsskittlez]

I haven't made an into in months so uhhh..

HI EVERYPONY!!! my name is Alex, you can also call me Sam, Zoe, or Binoo

I'm 14 years old, my birthday is April 23rd

i am an artist, animator, content creator, and I'm learning how to sing :3

I'm audhd and dyscalculic (idk if i spelled that right sorry)

my special interests are Paramore and my ocs

I am currently hyperfixated on Emily Armstrong

I am PARAMORE'S #1 FAN!!!!!!!

i am a PROUD SELFSHIPPER!!!!

BYI:

I am Emily Armstrong's #1 defender (sorry haters XD)

I have the worst sense of humor on this planet

i kinda fw some rpf ships some of them being people who aren't actually together sorry. I'm respectful about it tho 😓

I usually don't think before I post so if I post something wrong please let me know

idrgaf about proship discourse and it's not something that I like involving myself in. I generally don't care what people ship but I still think shipping illegal stuff is weird as hell

I get pissed really easily but I promise I'm nice

bands/artists i like (warning, its a LOT):

Paramore, pierce the veil, linkin park, mcr, Hayley Williams, pinkshift, meet me @ the altar, silverstien, fall out boy, green day, bring me the horizon, p!atd, la dispute, lemon demon, sunny day real estate, Will Wood and the tapeworms, Will Wood, asking Alexandria, not enough space, get scared, the used, Owl city, mitski, Florence + the machine, stomach book, she wants revenge, Weezer, picture me broken, rites of spring, halfnoise, isles & glaciers, dead by sunrise, black veil brides, system of a down, limp Bizkit, silly goose, dead sara, scary kids scaring kids, alesana, femtanyl, the cure, modern baseball, foxszn, 3drinkz, yellow card, vylet pony, american football, boygenius, Avril Lavigne, millionaires, Kesha, s3rl, 3oh!3, attack attack, brokencyde, and waterparks.

shows I like:

smiling friends, steven universe, gravity falls, murder drones, madoka magica, the owl house, amphibia, clone high, invader zim, eddsworld, spooky month, inside job, pelswick, tadc, toopy and binoo, mlp, and the ghost and molly mcgee.

movies i like:

the final riot, steven universe the movie, atsv, itsv, the fnaf movie, mean girls, juno, the tamagotchi movie (i think there's actually multiple but I'm specifically talking about the anime one made in 2007), toopy and binoo the movie, and mlp the movie

games i like:

splatoon 2, fnaf, minecraft, animal crossing, mario kart, castle cats, pjsekai, nintendogs, roblox, regretevator, cart ride into 17 pregnant hyenas (rip </3), baldis basics, and ddlc

youtubers i like:

Kurtis Conner, Danny Gonzalez, Drew Gooden, funkyfrogbait, bredrawz, flamingo, benoftheweek, sinjin drowning, cybernoop, dantdm, stariaat, lovely lor, juj, and penguinz0

musicals i like:

mean girls, be more chill and Hamilton (I'm still getting into musicals so if you have any recommendations please tell me!!)

titles I gave myself (probably not necessary but idgaf)

Paramore's #1 fan

Pim Pimling's spouse

professional Pim kisser

#1 tell me how listener

#1 misadventures fan

#1 Emily Armstrong defender

tamagotchi dad of 3

spinel and mars' parent

#1 laika's comet fan

#1 class of 09 the flipside hater

#1 mip hater

worst dancer in history

other stuff I like (some are fandom related some aren't):

alternative subcultures/fashion, laikas comet, homestuck, warrior cats, tamagotchis/digital pets in general, mid-late 2010s animation memes, old internet stuff, space stuff, and animals

dni:

basic dni stuff uhh, people who are 12 and under, people who harass proshippers (yeah they're weird but harassing them is no better than being one), Paramore haters, Emily Armstrong haters, and those 4chan femcel self proclaimed problematic mfs. other than that i just block freely.

other socials:

ig: alexluvsskittlez

youtube: alexluvsskittlez

sketchers united: alexluvsskittlez

newgrounds: alexluvsskittlez

deviantart: pixelisgay

spotify: Pimkisser69420👽🙏

ermm that's all BYEEE!!!

[starrynightzcollective]

☆ INTRODUCTORY POST ☆

last updated on: july 17th, 2024!

haaiiii!! my name is cyrus, super nice to meet you guys!!! i am a c-did system with bpd and autism, and i am a demiboy who is pan and aroaceflux!! i am very much so taken so plz do not flirt w/ me :DD

! I'M 14 YEARS OLD, DO NOT BE WEIRD PLZ !

moot requests are totally open!! a little p.s, i am angelkin, raccoon therian/raccoonkin, and i have a whole lot of fictives hanging around!!! :)) ... also if you know my old acc no you fuckin don't

CONTINUE FOR: dni, byf, interests, and extra info <3

INTERESTS:

fnaf, dsaf, dialtown, scp foundation, batim, sander sides, mark egos, roblox myths, bnha, scott pilgrim takes off, hazbin hotel/helluva boss, hetalia, gravity falls, gobb, ddlc, mlp, undertale, deltarune, cuphead, dead plate, centricide, death note, pokemon, hamilton the musical, resident evil, underverse, detroit become human, okegom, tf2, kinito pet, and some other things i probablyyy forgot to add!!

YOUTUBER AND MUSIC ARTIST INTERESTS:

youtubers: flamingo, markiplier, jacksepticeye, danny gonzalez, drew gooden, jarvis johnson, kurtis conner, funkyfrogbait music artists: ghost bc, sleep token, mitski, lana del ray, jack stauber, lemon demon, sodikken, tally hall, will wood, rihanna

BYF:

i have bpd and suspected asd, so please tread lightly and try to keep this a positive space (no drama)!

i am a minor. keep it sfw.

i tend to get very anxious with interactions, so if i seem nervous, don't worry, you didn't do anything!

i can be a bit obnoxious with asks, so if you don't like it, please just ask me to stop :))

DNI CRITERIA:

i block freely, buuuuttt... homophobes, transphobes, racists, zionists, nazis or neo-nazis, anti-furry, anti-otherkin, anti-therian, anti-neopronouns, anti-xenopronouns, anti-xenogenders, proships or comships, and overall assholes. keep off my page, you WILL be BLOCKED.

KINS:

dave miller (dsaf)

henry miller (dsaf)

twilight sparkle (mlp)

dr iceberg (scp foundation)

karen (dialtown)

darkiplier (mark egos)

dabi (bnha)

toga himiko (bnha)

yuri (ddlc)

error (underverse)

(none of the above are for abusive reasons!!)

[yumiinie]

Introduction ✧

hallo— my name is ashlyn! here are some things about me 😛

＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚ 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓑𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓬𝓼 ˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊

She/Her + Straight

Gemini

Is a MINOR

American

I moved from Arizona to Texas

I don’t normally read books, I prefer to read short stories/scenarios!

I enjoy school

I have 5 pets

I love my mommy 🫶

＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚ 𝓘𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓼 ˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊

Anime

JJK

KNY

CSM

PASWG

Junji ito

Any shoujos

Fav Characters

SUKUNAA

TOMOEEE

USUIII

Muzan

Sylus

Douma

Kokushibo

Aki

Choso

Mitsuri

Fav Youtubers

Kubz Scouts

Flamingo

Caseoh

LDShadowlady

Boffy

Daz games

CoryxKenshin

👋

[violet-is-under-ur-bed1]

intro -_-

INTRODUCTION!!!! :3

Hello!!! I'm Z but I go by other names like violet, Vicky, V, Oli, or axel! :3. My pronouns are they/them!!

I'm lesbian, demigirl, and aroace -_- and extremely sleep deprived!!

THINGS I &lt; 3!!

•Mcr, ptv, sws, p!atd, cobra starship, underoath, all time low, we the kings, s3rl, the academy is.., cute is what we aim for (+ more)

•creepypasta (hyperfixation)

•ouran host club

•mlp 2010!!

•animal jam

•msp / Webkinz

• bugs

•invader zim

•ryan ross (me)

•Patrick stump

•pete wentz

•vic fuen(tits)

•tony perry

•gerard way (my girlfriend💗💗💗)

•ray toro (me)

•mikey way and frank iero (my wife's)

• resident evil games !! :P

•scott pilgrim

•wattpad, reddit, ao3, tumblr addict

•twilight / vampire diaries

•skeleanimals

•weird mustache obsession

•random 2000s enthusiast

•sharks

•toki doki

• Twilight & Fluttershy (+ pinkie pie) luver

• batman

•pokemon

•i shit myself so hard whenever I see smut (no hate to people who read smut💗)

•monster high

•a literal fashionista

•Comics! (I luv DC)

•My littlest pet shop

•i love head cannons 💗💗 (there so funny for no reason?!??)

•Im pretty quiet in general but when you get to know me I literally won't shut up

•i love horror movies (sci-fi, but not originals idk how to feel abt them yet)

• leon, carlos, claire, and Chris are my fav characters!

• i love video games (all i talk about)

• micheal cera

YOUTUBERS

•Kurtis Conner

•nickisnotgreen

•drew gooden

•Jarvis Johnson

•RAVON and LARRAY

•courtreezy

•izzzyzzz

•film cooper

•Chad Chad

•Sinjin drowning

•Jake Webber

•Johnnie Guilbert

•funkyfrogbait

•vereena

•dorisxchi

•slushynoobz

•flamingo

•Jordan Adika

•Martin

•Jenny Nicholson

DNI!😡😡💪💪🔥💯‼️

•Dream smp (dream pls dont touch me)

•pedos (🔞DONT TOUCH ME IM A MINOR🔞)

•Pro Shippers (some of you are okay but half of you ship minors and adults togethe and incest?!? EWW!!!)

Socials!!! :D

•reddit: nyancathybrid

•discord: i_am_the_2nd_kurtis_fan6743

•wattpad: Nyancat1234355445

•tiktok: violetmustdiex_x | alt: fartpro230

•roblox: Rottonfinger

•spacehey: https://spacehey.com/profile?id= 1903654

urm.. anygay..

Q/A common questions!!

*"What's your favorite color?"* turquoise (Nuh uh)

*"What's your favorite drink and food?"* blood im a vampire

*"what is your favorite band?"* mcr😈😈🍆🙏💯‼️

*"What is your favorite type of flower?*" daises

*"If you could marry anyone you want, who would it be?"* urm no I have my pookies (clarie redfield and nina the killer)

*"What is your hair color?"* brown but I would like to dye it black and turquoise (nuh uh)

[dominiquewritesthings]

A Simple Guide to Video Games

From someone who plays casual video games! 

I suggest you play casual video games and find something you like about them. A lot of casual games are typically free-$15 dollars on Steam. Some of them are Indie games that are from smaller developers and others are from more prominent developers to explain the price a bit. Some games may price between $60-$80, which is a lot cheaper than casual games. My favorites are Stardew Valley, Super Auto Pet, The Sims 3 & 4, Friendly Fire, I Love You, Colonel Sanders (don't judge), Space Bear, The Supper, and more! On that list, I only paid for the Sims 3 & 4 and Stardew Valley. 

Understand which kind of games your character would play. Personally, I don't mind casual horror games, but I also play a lot of comforting games. Shooters are definitely not my thing. I'm so bad at them, but I love watching others play them. Racing games like Need for Speed and Mario Kart I play with friends, but I don't own them. 

Develop a gaming ritual for them. Are they healthy gamers? A completionist? Do they consider themselves a bad gamers? Are they a planner? All of this will impact how they enjoy video games. If they're a completionist they'll be sure to complete every side quest and help every NPC! If they're healthy gamers, they tend to stretch during their long gaming hours, rest their eyes, and drink plenty of water. If they consider themselves bad gamers, they may be secretly talented but lack confidence. If they're a planner, they probably plan a lot in their personal life or maybe need control. A lot of the time, how someone plays video games says a lot about them in real life.

Understand that playing video games is a skill. When you play a game, you may not be automatically good at it. Since a lot of video games are either skill-based or strategy based, it takes a lot of work and dedication to get better. This even applies to casual games! I was horrible in Stardew Valley at first, but then a friend of mine showed me some of the basics and now I'm Stardew-Rich. In fact, I made my first 2 million by myself on 12/17/21! I would definitely look into how video games can improve hand-eye coordination. There are some studies that suggest gamers are better drivers because of this. 

Not all mods are bad! Mods can prolong the shelf life of a video game and make it a lot more fun! For instance, there is a huge mod community for the Sims 4. You can find mods for so many things like adding more clothing options, adding new gameplay features, and more! A lot of gaming communities embrace them because they can help gamers continue to enjoy the game while they wait for the developers to come out with the next big thing. 

Lots of us go to the internet to get better at our favorite games. Take Super Auto Pets for instance. That game is tough! It seems easy enough, I mean all you have to do is pick animals to win a fight, right? But when you take into account that the game is not modeled based on real-world animal skills, things get tricky. YOu'd think the flamingo would beat the mosquito, but when you take into account the powerups that the game gives them and how that may impact late-game, it's better to have the mosquito than the flamingo. Of course, this would mainly make sense if you played the game. Or... if you watched youtube videos, witch streams, and looked at the discord for tips like these! Though these may not help you since you can't replicate the gameplay in Episode due to copyright, it will help you understand how much strategy goes into a game like this and how that may impact your character's decisions. 

P. S. Figuring out what time I should schedule Ko‑fi posts! Bare with me because consistency is not me as an author! 

[meo-htp]

an overanalysis of the vampire nest in h:tp ep 1

the tunnel team's nest in the first episode has a lot of detail in it. up until audiolog 2, i didn't have enough information to interpret much about it. now i think enough has been provided to make talking about their hideout a little more interesting! come with me and you'll be in a world of environmental storytelling

things we know now: vampires have been living in this cave long enough that marckus mentions "all those active missing persons cases" in the area, though we aren't told how long exactly that's been going on. and the pyotr pack are not the first vampires to live in the tunnel. apeboy says in ep 2 that they seized the tunnel from "anarch filth"

this comment, which none of the other licks contradict, casts into doubt almost everything seen in the nest. how much of it belonged to the anarchs, and how much of it belongs to our cave crew?

first, the bedrolls:

this one is definitely shitbeard's. he seems like a connoisseur of mall ninja shit. the katana even has the price tag! he's clearly been practicing on his pillow. i think that box is a cardstock sleeve for a VHS tape--the title how to fistfight the sun. we know from his dialogue in ep 2 that he is still attached to the human world to some degree, and i think hanging onto human accoutrements makes him feel more connected to it

i am confident this one belongs to kevin. (shitbeard appears to have practiced his swordplay on kevin's furby.) like shitbeard, kevin is attached to the human world--in fact, he seems to be the most sentimental of the whole pack. having these human objects may be a source of comfort as he sleeps on a cave floor. something else that convinced me was that in audiolog 2, kevin says he has a pet cat. in real life, sometimes the role of an absentee pet will be filled by a toy...aww :(

totally not worth mentioning but i will anyway--this furby, a first gen, most closely resembles the white "snowball" one released in 1998. (a "flamingo" first gen furby did exist, colored in multiple shades of pink, but the only uniformly pink one i know to have existed back in the day was an unofficial fan-dyed one called bah-zoo-kah, like the bubble gum. regrettably its site has been excluded from the wayback machine.) in 2006, when the series takes place, this particular toy is about eight years old

as for the one near the shovels and the one on the far right wall, i don't know which belongs to whom. they both lack personal items. as we saw in ep 2, neither apeboy nor pyotr are sentimental at all about their lives as humans. apeboy is the youngest in the pack but has enthusiastically embraced (hehe) being a vampire. pyotr is the oldest and if he ever gave a damn about his life as a human, i don't think he does anymore. i believe it's significant that these two guys haven't personalized "their" sleeping areas. that is a very human thing to do with your living space, and they proudly don't identify themselves with humanity anymore

final note on the bedrolls--the ones on the left side of the frame are all military green and have the same type of cylindrical pillow. the one on the right side doesn't look like the others. it also has a puddle of brown mystery liquid 🙃

next, the barrel and shovels (with bonus marckus):

the triangular yellow thing on the barrel is ISO sign W002, meaning "explosive hazard." the "DON'T" and "NO" are superfluous if you know your safety signage!

the four shovels, probably one for each packmate, positioned so closely to the barrel suggest these were used to unearth the barrel. wading out into the murky waters of conjecture, it's also possible the pack uses the shovels to bury the bodies of their victims. a body takes a missing person case to a murder case. i'm sure the licks don't want too much human scrutiny around their activities

the poundland box (with bonus kitten):

for my fellow american viewers who don't already know, poundland is just the UK equivalent of the family dollar (look up "ashens poundland" on youtube if you want some fun and comfy timekillers). probably just a visual joke

the table:

uno cards + a trading card game i can't identify. going by the card backs, it's not magic the gathering, pokemon, or yu-gi-oh. probably just the pack amusing themselves here to alleviate cave boredom

there's also a bite taken out of it. whatever bit it had really big canines. and there is also a dent punched into its surface. it's a very abused table

the fat guy poster:

i have absolutely no idea, though the art looks almost familiar. it reminds me of pulp science fiction/horror covers from the 40s. can't you just picture that guy throwing a comically huge switch while the third cousin of frankenstein rises from a table in the background? or maybe it's just horus

it also seems to have a bite taken out of it?

alright that's all i've got, thank you for joining me

[opusscience]

Due the untypical nature of Yume No Machi's double-album release and in response to customer queries about previewing the albums before merchandise goes on sale at 5PM (GMT) @mypetflamingo and I have decided to release the albums for digital-download-only on BandCamp right now, giving you all several hours to listen to and digest the albums before the merchandise goes on sale at 5pm (GMT).

Both albums are therefore live right now to listen to and/or purchase digitally on both the My Pet Flamingo and OSC BandCamp pages.

OSC - https://opussciencecollective.bandcamp.com/music

My Pet Flamingo - https://mypetflamingo.bandcamp.com/

Physical merch will go on sale at 5PM (GMT) at My Pet Flamingo. If you don't already, I strongly recommend you "follow" My Pet Flamingo on BandCamp to stay updated on releases.

All other streaming platforms (Spotify, YouTube, Apple Music, etc) will go live at 5pm. So whilst it will be available everywhere, if you want to hear it now, BandCamp is the place to go 😉.

[zodiyack]

Live Theif

Requested by @bitweird1: Hey! Would you be willing to take a request for Dylan Gardner?❤ He's been in some of Shane Dawson's videos❤ I completely understand if not!❤

Pairing: Dylan Gardner x reader

Warnings: Swearing, some spoilers to this video if you have yet to see it, fluff, me not proofreading and probably overusing words

Note: I couldn’t find a gif of Dylan so I made one on my own using the fastest gif thingy I could ack, so please credit me if you use the gif of him This was supposed to be out the day I finished the Midari request I’m so sorry 1) I couldn’t think of a tittle and 2) The ending was unnecessary and random, but I enjoyed writing it so hush

Taglist:

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Shane started his video with Dylan, or at least the section that Dylan first showed up in. Y/n waited in the background, joining in once Portillo was introduced. 

“His name is Portillo. I named him after a hot dog restaurant, and he is our son.” Dylan picked up the small but cute doggo. Y/n sneaked over, smiling at her boys and rubbing Portillo’s head.

“Aaaaaaaand, he’s blind.” Shane added.

“And he’s blind.”

Shane reached over and held his hand in front of the small dog, “He literally probably thinks I’m just one big burrito.”

The group chuckled and allowed Shane to explore their bedroom, which Dylan showed him the way too. Y/n pet Portillo one last time before following her boyfriend and their guests. Shane introduced his camera to the room as it’s second name, the recording studio, with his voice showing his awe.

He turned the camera to the pool, revealing the pink flamingo floaty. “That’s so fucking me-”

“I feel like we’re in a Ke$ha music video.” Ryland pointed out. The four laughed and Shane did his infamous wheeze, causing them to laugh a tad bit more.

Y/n walked over to Dylan as Shane continued with his video. She wrapped her arms around his neck and cuddled into him and he put his arms around her waist in response. She mumbled softly into his neck, “Are you gonna need any help?”

He shrugged and kissed her forehead. “Possibly. Do you wanna stay or do you wanna do something else?”

Shane and Ryland were still gushing about the music, giving the other couple a small amount of time to chat. Y/n turned her head as little as possible, viewing the queens youtube couple talk before turning back to Dylan. “I think I can stay for a while.”

Dylan nodded and rubbed her back. The conversation coming from their right stopped, the room filling with silence. Shane was the first to speak up, switching from his gush with the room and music to his awe over the young lovers. “Shit, you guys are so cute! Ryland doesn’t hug me like that.”

Ryland scoffed with a smile, “I do too! You just don’t stop moving enough for me to hug you that long.”

An awkward silence broke just as quick as it was built. Y/n broke into laughter and separated from Dylan, walking over and hugging Ryland while they both laughed. Shane raised his eyebrows and burst into laughter himself. They all took a second to cool down before saying anything else.

Dylan walked over to his computer and sat down. He rested his chin on the backside of his hand which was being supported by his elbow on his desk. Y/n excused herself to the kitchen, grabbing a glass of water for the group. Drinking water before singing was sometimes a large help for her and Dylan, so she made sure to grab four glasses.

When she returned, Dylan was sitting on the chair with his guitar and was responding to something Shane said, “I feel like ‘Ass Picking’ needs finger picking,” he snickered.

Y/n raised an eyebrow at the awkward timing. Shane chuckled to Dylan’s reply, “Me!” The guys turned their head s a bit, catching sight of Y/n and laughing even harder at her confused expression.

They calmed a bit, allowing Dylan to find a tune that could work. “Let’s see, uh-” He played a few cords but stopped when a question popped into his head. “What are your guys’ ranges? I mean we can wor-”

Shane turned the camera to Ryland when he laughed and moved his arms around. Ryland, making a joke but still being serious, admitted quickly, “Nothing! Zero!”

“What vibe are we feeling? Are we feeling bop, hiphop?”

The camera turned around to Shane, "I mean I’m always feeling bop, but that’s just how I was born.” He turned the camera to Ryland, indicating that it was his turn to speak.

“I mean, I can’t do anything, so whatever’s easiest,” he confessed, chuckling nervously.

Shane turned the camera very very close to his face and made an purposely awkward smile. He put his hand on the side of his head, “That’s why I’m with you.” He got up and moved to the front of the bed, saying hello to Y/n and continuing with his video, “Okay so, I think we need to test our ranges?”

Dylan smiled and held his guitar, “Ah let’s do it.”

The reply made Shane laugh slightly, “So we have your microphone set up,” he turned the camera to the microphone against the wall, extending his arm to gesture to it. He moved his arm back and put his hand on his chin. “We’re one by one gonna get in front of it-” He nervously wheezed at himself, Dylan and Y/n following thanks to Shane’s unintentional humor. “There’s a lot of glass I’m gonna break.”

“Wait!” The boys turned to Y/n as she hopped of the bed and grabbed the studio headphones. She stood by Dylan and waited, “Okay you can go to the mic now, let me untangle these real quick.”

Shane nodded and put his face in front of the microphone, “Hellur-” He pulled away from it and gasped, “Ooo!”

Everyone laughed at his surprise, even himself. They took a few seconds to regain themselves before they would continue with the video. Y/n handed Dylan the headphones and rested her chin on his shoulder, moving out of the way for the guitar. “Want some honorary headphones?” He passed them to Shane when he gasped again and answered yes.

The man put the headphones on. “Oh my god, I’m a pop-star!” Another gasp.

Y/n giggled and checked her phone, deciding she’d let the guys have some time together for the video. Dylan had already moved back to his chair, so she leaned down and kissed him softly. When she pulled away, she informed him that she would be outside for a bit and to text her if she needed anything. The guys said goodbye and resumed what they were previously doing.

The next thing she knew, some time had passed and the four of them were taking a walk. Unknown to Shane’s viewers, the walk wasn’t just for their “creative juices”, but for lunch too. Packed in the studio all day, they were starting to get hungry. Y/n agreed to go with them, excited to finally hang out for a while without feeling like she was interrupting anything.

Shane turned the camera to himself, “Alright guys, we’re taking a walk to get our ‘creative juices flowing’!” He moved his arm back, allowing the camera to catch Y/n and Dylan walking side by side and hand by hand in it’s frame. Dylan smiled at the camera, smiling even wider when Y/n blushed and hid her face in his shoulder as much as she could while walking. “My song is pretty much d-”

Ryland sneezed loudly. It caught Shane off guard and he widened his eyes. "Shit.” Shane turned the camera to Ryland, who just kept walking after he cursed at his sneeze.

Dylan and Y/n started giggling when Shane quickly pointed the camera at himself and aggressively joked, “I should’ve added that in the diss track! You interrupting me with your sneeze! I know.” Sighing, still jokingly, he shook his head and returned to his calmer persona, saying what he was originally going to say. “So my song is pretty much done, yours,” he moved the camera to Ryland and pointed at him, then switching it back to himself, “we haven’t even really started yet, so we have to go back and do that.” The camera, once again, was moved to face Ryland.

“I have some ideas.” He smiled, closed his eyes, and walked a bit faster to get in front of Shane/out of the frame.

Dylan spoke up and Shane moved the camera to view Dylan and Y/n. “We set the bar very high with this last song. It’s- it’s gonna be pretty fun.” Y/n smiled, proud of her boyfriend and their friends. She gripped his hand a bit tighter, to which he smiled back and lifted their hands, kissing her’s lightly.

“Yeah I don’t know how you’re gonna top this...you bottom.” Y/n and Dylan broke into laughter with Shane and Ryland, both their cute moment and the moment of pride for Shane ruined in a good way. Shane decided it was time to stop recording and get lunch like they originally planned.

They stopped by a taco bell. Oops how’d that get there? Shane offered to pay, asking everyone what they wanted and then going to order. Y/n and Dylan found a booth and sat next to each other. Y/n got out her phone and an idea found it’s way into her head. It wasn’t often that she went live on instagram, but this just seemed like the perfect moment.

She took a photo of Dylan being distracted, then of her kissing Dylan’s hand, and finally, one of Ryland scrolling through his phone. She posted all three with the caption, “Going live!” After it had been successfully posted, she did as she promised and went live.

“Hello everybody! We’re in taco bell, of course, and we’re taking a break from a video that we’re recording. Well Shane’s recording, but still.” She moved the phone so it leaned against the wall, allowing the viewers to see all three of them. Y/n, out of habit, set her hand on the table and leaned in to Dylan when he slipped his hand into hers. The chat went wild and Ryland pointed it out.

“Wow, people really like you guys, don’t they.” The couple giggled and Y/n leaned over to see the chat. She nodded and flushed red. Comments poured in ever so quickly. It was hard to read them due to how many there were at a time.

Some said, “Wow you guys are so cute!” Others, “I SHIP I SHIP I SHIP” and so many more. It spread a warm feeling to Y/n’s heart as well as a blush on her and Dylan’s faces.

The comments started to switch from them, to “SHANE DAWSON!!”, etcetera. All three of them moved their heads and laughed their asses off at Shane’s confused yet proud moment.

“Did I like- interrupt something?”

Y/n giggled and shook her head, taking her food and thanking Shane. “No, I just went live and ya know...did what I would normally do with Dylan...”

“You just normally blush so hard you look like a tomato?”

The four cracked up again, Dylan nodded at Ryland’s observation. “Yep, every time.” Y/n opened her mouth and scoffed, feigning offence. “But a cute tomato.” Dylan smiled. It made her smile too, but that smile was replaced with the same fake offence when he reached over and bit into her food.

“Shane! Make him stop!”

“Oh honey, he’s not the right person to make Dylan stop.” Ryland continued eating his food, acting as if he didn’t say anything.

“What do you mean?”

Ryland looked up from his food. “I leave food in the fridge so I can eat it later, and someone, cough cough Shane, eats it.” He paused, eating another bite, “Just take his food. An eye for an eye.”

Y/n smiled mischievously and looked over to Dylan’s food. A different idea seemed more exciting. “Nah, it’s okay.”

“You sure babe?” Dylan looked over to her.

“Yeah, it’s totally fine.” She cuddled back into him and held his hand, bringing it up as if she were about to kiss it, then licking from his wrist to his hand. Shane, Ryland and her laughed as Dylan groaned and wiped the saliva onto his shirt.

“I guess next time, don’t steal her food.”

“What Ryland said.”

[fantrollfriendsim]

No trollcard set this week, some things came up.  Please enjoy a sneak peek at our behind the scenes process.

[image one: A photo of Vlad the Cat from What We Do In The Shadows with Kaayau's face photoshopped on.

image two: A text conversation with bruce landlord.  bruce: It is clear in the lease: no pets are allowed in the apartment.  Sorry.  The other person replies with a picture of Godote with a cat face photoshopped on.  Bruce replies "Ok I will make an exception because he looks very polite"

image three: A sketch of Kaiyan pepper with pineapple shaped sunglasses sipping out of a flamingo shaped glass through a crazy straw

image four: A sketch of Kaiyan Pepper wearing a Liberace suit with the jacket made of fluffy dangling scarf like things

image five: An image of Kaiyan Pepper in a flamingo onesie

image six: Kaiyan Pepper in the flamingo onesie again, jumping off a building.  The image is motion blurred.

image seven: A photoshop of a Chris Fleming meme, reading "Okay was anybody going to tell me that my oc has become a meme or was I just supposed to read it in the server myself?"

image eight: A mock screencap of a youtube video titled "fastest glowstick shooter in the northwest"  Narfan is in the video, holding up a glowstick with a smile.]

Kaiyan Pepper sketches and Narfan meme art by @backyardweed and flamingo onesie drawings done by @strawberryfruitprincess

[whimsicalbees]

Got tagged by @reginawashere15 gracias linda <3

Rules:

1. Always post the rules

2. Answer the questions given by the person who tagged you

3. Write 11 questions of your own

4. Tag 11 people that you want to get to know better (or as many as you want)

Their questions:

1.Favorite song at the moment?

I recently got really obsessed with Emperor's New Clothes by Panic! At The Disco and Night Vision Binoculars by Passenger.

2.Do you like scary movies?

Not at all? Those with ghosts n stuff bore me and the others just make me really anxious.

3.Favorite Holiday?

None? I'm not a holiday person.

4.Least favorite type of weather?

When it's hot and humid and you feel you are suffocating.

5.What song was the last one you had stuck in your head?

Flamingo by Kero Kero Bonito

6.Do you like drawing?

I do, I love it.

7.Have you ever gotten lost?

Yeah I get lost pretty easily

8.Main reason why you followed me?

I've seen you around the IT fandom and when I saw your blog and your aesthetic (and that you are Latina) I had to

9.Last time you cried?

I cried myself to sleep yesterday

10.How many pets so you have?

Currently, sixteen (16) cats, whoops

11.Favorite Celebrity?

Don't really have one but Tom Holland and LMM are as close as it gets

My questions:

1. Goals in life?

2. Song that makes you think about life and it's meaning?

3. Where do you listen to music? (YouTube, Spotify, Pandora, etc.)

4. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

5. Favorite movie/serie/book?

6. What's something you've been meaning to do for a long time but haven't done?

7. Opinion on money?

8. In which highschool clique do you fit in?

9. Do you like singing?

10. How would you like to die?

11. Would you like to move away from were you live right now?

Tagging:

@thebroadwayaesthetic @thatonemusicalbitch @wukindly @bigbilliamdenbro @eddie-universe @vio-is-lit @kai-the-pittiful-child @starrsspace @leahs-anxiety @shuriwithparker @sasjaanne @zamy-z

[sheloveskitties]

Rules: Answer these 85 questions about yourself, then tag 20 people.

I was tagged by @despairofthefault :D

LAST:

1. Drink - Diet coke

2. Phone call - The doctor’s office a few weeks ago, to make an appointment.

3. Text message - The doctor’s office to confirm that appointment.

4. Song you listened to -  Before I Forget by Slipknot.

5. Time you cried - Last weekend. I’d hit my head on some wrought iron decoration thingy outside, and it fucking hurt :P

EVER:

6. Dated someone twice - Fuck no. I learn from my mistakes XD

7. Kissed someone and regretted it - Yes.

8. Been cheated on - Multiple times :( 9. Lost someone special - Unfortunately yes.

10. Been depressed - I take antidepressants, so...

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up - Yes, but just the once.

FAVOURITE COLOURS:

12. Purple.

13. Black.

14. Red.

In the last year, have you…

15. Made new friends - Just a couple on Tumblr.

16. Fallen out of love - Yes.

17. Laughed until you cried - Yes.

18. Found out someone was talking about you - No. I don’t think I’m important enough to be gossiped about.

19. Met someone who changed you - No.

20. Found out who your friends are - No. One of the pros of not having any friends is not having to worry about who your friends are/aren’t.

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook friends list - My ex.

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life? - Three.

23. Do you have any pets? - My cat, Idris.

24. Do you want to change your name? - I would if I could get people to completely forget my old name.

25. What did you do for your last birthday? - Just a bit of shopping.

26. What time did you wake up today? - 7:30am

27. What were you doing at midnight last night? - Tossing and turning, trying but failing miserably to sleep.

28. What is something you can’t wait for? - To get a good job, and rent/buy my own little flat somewhere.

29. Ghost question... WhoooooOOOOooooOOoooooooOooo

30. What are you listening to right now? - In This Moment’s cover of Closer by Nine Inch Nails.

31. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom - Not that I can recall.

32. What’s something that gets on your nerves? - When people constantly tap/whistle/make stupid, annoying noises, when people can’t do anything without talking constantly... Basically noisy people are my main pet peeve.

33. Your most visited website? - Tumblr and YouTube... The Steam app too, if that counts as a website

34. Hair colour? - Ginger.

35. Long or short hair? - Currently short, but I’m in the process of growing it out long again.

36. Do you have a crush on someone? - Most definitely, but I’ve got a snowball’s chance in hell of getting anywhere with any of them XD

37. What do you like about yourself? - Not a damn thing. 38. Do you want any piercings? - I’d like to get my tongue and labret pierced again.

39. Blood type? - A+, I think?

40. Any nicknames? - Whatever stupid names my parents insist on calling me. I hate nicknames.

41. Relationship status? - Single AF. I think I’m destined to die a lonely, old spinster with 500 cats.

42. Star sign? - Taurus.

43. Pronouns? - She and her.

44. Favourite TV shows - I’m currently watching and really enjoying Dark Tourist.

45. Any tattoos? - None. 46. Right or left handed? - Right.

47. Ever had any surgeries? - I’ve had my tonsils and gallbladder removed.

48. Any piercings? - Not anymore.

49. Favourite sport? 

50. Favourite vacation? - I’ve been to the Gold Coast in Australia... That was pretty cool.

51. Favourite trainers? - As in shoes? I wear lace up boots.

MORE GENERAL:

52. Currently eating? - A yoghurt and muesli thingy.

53. Currently drinking? - There’s an open bottle of soda water next to me on my dresser.

54. I’m about to watch - The second Jackass. I feel shitty, and I’m in the mood for silly humour XD

55. Currently waiting for? - The weekend.

56. Currently wanting? - To lose weight, to find love.

57. Marriage? - If I’m fortunate enough to find someone who’ll have me.

58. Career - My ideal job would be reading books, drinking tea and occasionally telling someone to fuck off XD

WHICH IS BETTER?

59. Hugs or kisses? - Hugs.

60. Lips or eyes? - Both.

61. Shorter or taller? - Either.

62. Older or younger? - Preferably the same age or older, but I don’t mind a bit younger so long as I’m not on babysitting duty XD

63. Nice arms or stomach? - Happy and healthy both.

64. Hookup or relationship? - Relationship.

65. Troublemaker or hesitant? - I like a good person who has a cheeky streak :P

HAVE YOU EVER?

66. Kissed a stranger? - I had my first kiss stolen from me by a stranger.

67. Drank hard liquor? - Yes, but not anymore.

68. Lost your glasses? - No, thank god. Shit’s expensive.

69. Turned someone down? - Yes, although if I’d known things would end up the way they did, I’d have taken them up on their offer and fucked the other person off.

70. Sex on first date? - No.

71. Broken someone’s heart? - Not intentionally.

72. Had your heart broken?- Multiple times.

73. Been arrested? - No.

74. Cried when someone died? - Yes. I’m not completely unfeeling.

75. Fallen for a friend? - No.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN...?

76. Yourself? - No.

77. Miracles? - No.

78. Love at first sight? - Maybe for others, not for me.

79. Santa Claus? - Not anymore lol.

80. Kiss on a first date? - If the moment is right.

81. Angels? - I’m not sure.

OTHER

82. Best friend’s name? - I don’t have any friends.

83. Eye color - Blue.

84. Favourite movie? - The Crow and Elvira: Mistress of the Dark.

85. Favourite actor? - Johnny Depp and Kate McKinnon.

I tag @lavender-layne, @neon-flamingo, @theblankstate and @drunken-ferry-brawl if they wish to do this.

[dukeofishgard]

Happy Munday - Get To Know The Mun

general info:

♡ preferred name: Selph/Selphie/but idc if people call me Duke ♡ age: 24, will be 25 in like 3 weeks ♡ pronouns: They/Them/She/Her  ♡ sexuality: Bi ♡ height: 5′6″ ♡ hair colour: naturally? dark brown, almost black. but I bleach my hair blonde ♡ relationship status: Single

favourite things:

♡ favourite colour: Pink ♡ favourite song: Uhhhhhhhh that changes so much. ;^;  ♡ favourite band / artist: ;^; I HAVE A LOT OF FAVORITES.  ♡ favourite youtubers: I’ve been watching a lot of Larryzaur recently. I also like Threadbanger. Mmm used to watch a lot of Eat Your Kimchi ♡ favourite food: p. much any kind of korean food, (budae jjigae, kbbq, MANDU.) oh also tacos ♡ favourite family member: mmmm my siblings. ♡ favourite bird: uhhh. idk. flamingos? ♡ favourite animal: kitties ♡ favourite celebrity: HMHMMM meh gonna go with my boy Donghae from Super Junior ♡ favourite time of day? Night ♡ favourite holiday(s): Halloween ♡ favourite season: Spring ♡ favourite fruit: HHHHHHHHH I LOVE FRUIT SO MUCH. i love melon, strawberries, raspberries, pineapple.  ♡ favourite flower: Roses ♡ favourite emoji(s): sob face ♡ favourite app: mmm probs discord ♡ favourite hobby: video games ♡ favourite country: mmm. Ireland or Korea ♡ favourite weather: sunny, and between 70-80degrees ♡ favourite element: idk water ♡ favourite language: French or Korean

name of:

♡ name of your crush: me myself and i. jk no one. ♡ name of your pet(s): family dog is named Bailey ♡ name(s) of your best friend(s): Stephanie

this or that?

♡ introvert or extrovert: hhhhh im like both okay im a gemini and im a fuckin weird one.  ♡ nerdy or sassy: i’m both ♡ tall or short: i’m tall. ♡ looks or personality: Personality ♡ homesick or traveler: Mmm... traveler. but I do miss people. so i get peoplesick?  ♡ musician or artist: ??? idk..  ♡ woods or city: both ♡ tv or youtube: youtube.  ♡ phone or computer: computer ♡ family or money: familyyyy ♡ books or movies: i like both okay ♡ food or sleep: let me eat and then let me sleep. but also im awful sleeper so.

Tagged by: @diplomatic-summons Tagging: whoever wanna DO EET

[thegreatwhiteferret]

87 Random Questions

I was tagged by @edwardtheloser because JJ just wants the world to burn. 💖💖💖

1. Where do you live? I currently live in Delaware...yeah, the tiny ass state everyone forgets about.

2. One cool item you own? I’m trying to think of something really deep and meaningful...I have a Texas charm with golden star on it that I wear with a cross on a chain around my neck and never take off. 

3. Moon or stars? The stars (High key one of the things I miss most about Texas)!

4. Places you’d like to travel to? Either to London or to Disney...both are related to Peter Pan for reasons.

5. Favorite song? I cannot possibly pick just one song...music is everything. Praying by Kesha has me all sorts of in the feels right now.

6. Do you have any fears? I am afraid of so many things. I am afraid of the dark, germs, going into anaphylaxis, letting people down, not being good enough...I should stop now, right?

7. Do you feel different than you did last year? I mean I guess. The past year has been really bad for me, but I’ve just recently started feeling really hopeful about the future.

8. What is your race? I am white as white can be. I’m 75% Canadian (25-British, 25-Irish, and 25-French with a bit of Native American mixed in) and then 25% mystery that is most likely German or Dutch. 

9. Pet peeves? People being assholes when they disagree with something and people smacking when they eat. (These two just stuck out, there are more, I’m petty as hell)

10. Any siblings? I have 3 sisters.

11. Are you a gamer? Only if The Sims and Dream Daddy count. Hand eye coordination is not there.

12. Sexual orientation? Pansexual Princess 

13. Does a broken mirror mean bad luck? I don’t know, but I will steer the fuck clear!

14. What do you feel is your mental age? Depends on the day. Sometimes I feel like I’m sixteen some days I feel like I’m forty. There is no consistency. 

15. How old were you when you started dating? My family was super strict, so no dating officially until after I went to college.

16. Where do you do most of your online shopping? Forever21 and Amazon.

17. Favorite animal? Bears

18. What’s one film from the 2000s that you like? Psssssh, so many. School of Rock and Mean Girls were my shit though.

19. What’s your favorite scary movie? IT. I am a scaredy cat, so the fact that I love this movie so much is amazing.

20. Fun fact about yourself? I convinced my 5th grade teacher that I had elaborately schemed to get rid of my baby sister when I was only three years old to avoid actually having to write a serious paper. I won a damn award for my story too.

21. Shoe size? 9.5 or a 10 in Women's. 

22. Which fictional character(s) do you relate to the most? Junie B. Jones. She’s a real hero of mine. (JK, Stanley Uris and I are one in the same).

23. Where do you see yourself living in ten years? Philly, Boston, or Chicago. I need some excitement in my life.

24. Ever wore clothes that were just wayyy too tight? I mean I wore a corset around just for the hell of it the either night so....

25. What’s on your mind? How many stories I have in my queue to write and the fact that I am not doing that right now...whoops.

26. Are you religious? I’d still identify as Christian, but I have a lot of questions. I also don’t believe in pushing your religion on people, that’s an asshole move.

27. How tall are you? 5’8″

28. Favorite band? HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO PICK ONE??? Jesus, I’m going to see AJR in a few weeks so let me give them a shoutout.

29. Do you remember 2009? Yes. It sucked.

30. Cats or dogs? DOGS! You can fight me on this one @edwardtheloser they are freaking flawless and amazing.

31. Fruit or vegetables? Por que no los dos??

32. Do you want to get married? Yes. That would be nice.

33. Do you want children? I DO. So so bad. It’s a problem.

34. Flamingos or peacocks? Meh. Birds. (Only difference between me and Stan tbh)

35. What superpower do you wish you had? Telekinesis or Shapeshifting.

36. Are you a germ freak? Yes. I have severe food allergies and I break out when I touch the allergens, so I kind of have to be. Also, people are gross.

37. Did swearing baby, ghost car, or ghost caught on tape scare you as a kid? I don’t know what any of these are...

38. Do you prefer sweet or salty? Por que no los dos?

39. Tea or coffee? Give me all of the non carbonated caffeine.

40. Are you superstitious? Yes. I knock on wood. I won’t walk under ladders or on cracks in the sidewalk. I do counting things as coping mechanisms. I’m so bad.

41. Do you like stripes? Sure, but plaid is better.

42. Favorite shows as a kid? The Big Comfy Couch, Rugrats, The Wiggles, Doug, Arthur, Zoom...I liked TV a lot.

43. Favorite shows growing up? Lizzie McGuire, Boy Meets World, That’s So Raven, Sabrina the Teenage Witch...again, I liked TV a lot.

44. Favorite musical? I LOVE MUSICALS. Hamilton, Hairspray, High School Musical, Rocky Horror, Annie. All of them. RENT is my absolute favorite though, I bawled my eyes out when I saw it live.

45. Favorite movie? Inglorious Basterds, IT, and Goonies.

46. Birthday? October 1st.

47. Are you a grammar Nazi? Yes. It kills me not to correct people.

48. Ever gotten drunk? Hahahahaha. Yes.

49. Do you have a carrier bag? I switch between a small backpack, a big satchel bag and a small hot pink cross body purse. As long as my epi pen and wipes fit, I’m good.

50. What would you do if you were the opposite gender for a day? Some very NSFW things...I’m not sorry.

51. If you were the opposite gender what would you change your name to? Oliver, Ollie for short.

52. What song is stuck in your head? The Kids Aren’t Alright by The Offspring

53. Celebrity crush? Hilary Knight, Taron Egerton, Chris Evans, Hayley Williams, Joe Keery...so many. I love all the people.

54. If you could live in a non-English speaking country, where would it be? Sweden

55. Are you a good dancer? I try...

56. Have any allergies? Gluten and Dairy. Deathly allergic and people think it’s just a diet fad smh...

57. Any bad habits? Procrastinating and shoving my feelings down.

58. Ever broke a bone? Yes. My mom broke my leg when I was three, we fell down the stairs and if she hadn’t pushed me behind her and landed on my leg I would have gone head first into a brick wall. My mommy saved my life. 💖

59. Are you a city or country person? Both. I like the feel of the country with the convenience of the city.

60. Do you like your home country? United States of Go Fuck Yourself

61. Sunflowers or daisies? Sunflowers 

62. Tulips or roses? Tulips, they remind me of living in the Netherlands as a kid.

63. Oak or maple? Maple. I’m Canadian, eh.

64. Disney or Nickelodeon? BOTH! I WILL NOT CHOOSE!

65. WYR be obese or anorexic? I’m in recovery for both anorexia and bulimia and have been since I was twelve years old, body dysmorphia since I was seven because I’ve been overweight my entire life, and this question can go fuck itself. Jesus fucking Christ. Those are serious issues not choices. Fuck.

66. WYR be over 6 feet or under 5 feet? Under 5 feet, I hate being tall.

67. Rubies or sapphires? Sapphires

68. Are you stubborn? I am so stubborn that it hurts.

69. Have you been in scouts/Girl Scouts? Yes! And I loved it.

70. What type of music do you listen to? Everything. I love music.

71. Favorite vine? Uhmmmm...I was never into vines...sorry.

72. Beaches or castles? Castles. Real life Disney Princess y’all!

73. Pick the closest book to you, and write the line you opened to:

"I mean, a superhero. My heart almost squeezes to a stop. Blue loves superheroes.” -Simon vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda

74. Anyone in the same room as you right now? Yup. My mama and the dogs. Pip is sleeping on my lap.

75. Which is worse; throwing up or diarrhea? I mean I don’t love either...

76. Butterflies or lady bugs? I don’t like bugs...butterflies qualify as well. 

77. Do you say “K” when you’re not mad? I never do this, because I am so cautious of how others will feel from it. You can’t take back hurt feelings.

78. How do you react when purposely scare you? I usually have some form of anxiety attack. My sister has made me cry and panic just from making me watch a YouTube video...I’m easy to scare guys.

79. Most overrated celebrity? Every Kardashian except for Khloe, I love her.

80. Do you have a globe in your room? No, I have a print of the world, but that would be so cool!

81. Do you have a dream catcher in your room? No, this would also be cool.

82. What do you see when you look out your window? Well it’s nighttime now so darkness.

83. Have you been on an airplane? Yes, I’ve been flying since I was a month old.

84. Do you believe in aliens? Yes. It’s stupid to think that we are alone in the universe.

85. Do you believe in ghosts? Absolutely. I don’t fuck with spirits, all respect.

86. Do you believe in God? I believe in a higher power, and I do still have faith in the Christian God, but I do have so many questions.

87. Do you believe in yourself? I’m working on it, y’all. That’s all I can say.

I am tagging randomly because I don’t know who has done this yet... @billbenbev @its-reddie-bitch @not-reddie @theriodiaries @demianhill @dannybriereisaliferuiner @thebroadstreetdarling @milagric and whoever else would like to do this, consider yourselves tagged! 💖💖💖💖💖