#by page 554 he figures you might think twice about trying to bite him
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alhaitham is arguably one of the most insufferable yans because criminal activity is so much extra work. he'll come home to you, your ankle tied to a bedpost with iron shackles, and sigh about the time spent blackmailing some person who was advancing your missing person's case too much. he's staring at you now. he definitely wants some appreciation for his due diligence. what are you even supposed to say.
#he punishes you by reading an akademiya tome on rules of conduct#by page 554 he figures you might think twice about trying to bite him#if not there's always editions 2-7 of the manual to go through#yandere alhaitham x reader#concepts
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