#by Maul’s Force-propelled lightsaber lmfao
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you honor me and my household.
-Freudian Slip and Break Your Neck-
Grad student Wam Sitwer (no relation to anyone) just found the perfect research subject! All he has to do is stay alive long enough to get funding.
The brainstorming I did with @loveoaths to produce gourmet shitposts
#LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO#Wam Sitwer worried he’d never find the right subject to write a paper on and then Maul literally burst through the wall of his office and#kidnapped him to use him as a human shield in a fight while also ranting about Kenobi and issues with his own Mother#and Wam Sitwer smiled and silently thanked the Psychiatric Gods for answering his DSM 5 prayers#thank you for sending me heaven’s most fucked up little Angel 😇#I am going to emotionally dissect him and fix him if it kills me#Now imagine all of Maul’s dramatic canon battles except Wam is there on the sidelines now#and everytime Maul starts saying Especially Crazy you just hear ‘AHEM’#and look over and Sam is making the ‘#’come on Maul’ gesture and Maul groans and stomps his feet but rephrases to sound slightly less psychotic#and Wam Sitwer shoots him a thumbs up and yells ‘GUESS WHO’S GETTING ANOTHER GOLD STAR ON HIS BEHAVIOR BOARD???’ and nearly gets decapitated#by Maul’s Force-propelled lightsaber lmfao#Kenobi watching this: Do I need to be here????#darth maul#sam witwer#star wars#wam sitwer (m. psych)#its not a pen#it’s-not-a-pen#excellent job once again my friend!
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