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HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!!!!!
Reminder that I will be seeing you Saturday, be careful what treat you give me if any
HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!!!!!
See you Saturday!! and who knows what I can offer you ?? :))
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A sweet lil comm for pkuai_FA <3
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Mel I hope you explode!!! Into shaped bits of glitter!! Like a glitter bomb!!! -with platonic love, explosive anon
TMS secret ending (1/??)
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Get you a man who will not only pay off your debts, but bring you a weird ass bug that grows potentially poisonous plants out of its body because he knows you’d like it.
Jinshi is SERIOUS. 🤣
#man is in this for the long haul he is DETERMINED to marry Maomao bwahahah#she’s a freaking MAD SCIENTIST GREMLIN and he loves her for it#the apothecary diaries spoilers#the apothecary diaries#she’s a cat who he has to be constantly aware of because she keeps trying to shove deadly things in her mouth#and he’s just like ‘yeah… that’s wifey’
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i'm sorry but Peem booking a hotel room with only one bed two days after telling Phum to "win him over" as an answer to his confession is just so hilarious to me
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Turns out I can draw something else that isn’t the same Australian dude
Mouthwashing has unfortunately entered my brain and now it’s EVERYONE’S problem.
#mouthwashing#captain curly#pre crash curly mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#icarus doodles#technically speaking these are warmups#I’m trynna get rid of same face syndrome bwahahah
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@gadogroans here I drew Slurpee with a low taper fade like you suggested XD
Version w/out text under the cut:
#artists on tumblr#sillyposting#ghost and pals#low taper fade#slurpee ghost and pals#goofy ahh#christopher pierre#what is this bwahahah#orangeleftyart
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Emotional support frog sits politely
MASTER POST
Asks Start 💙💜
Previous 💙💜
Next 💙💜
#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#blue and violet#monkie kid macaque#lmk macaque#A part of me thinks that Macaque will proceed to try and eat poor froggo because froggo is in the bamboo steamer#I honestly have no idea if the Mayor would even try to stop Macaque#anyways BWAHAHAH sorry for that#don't worry the frog will not be eaten#also we have some new dishes on the table!#on the white plate there is Cheung Fun which is a rice noodle roll with meat inside it#the new bamboo steamer contains Ham Sui Gok which is a (glutinous) rice dumpling- very chewy!#drawing all of this food is really fun actually
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I was feeling bored so I'm now here sorting characters from my fave kny ships into Hogwarts houses.
Gonna layout what I'm looking for —
Gryffindor Bravery Daring Chivalry Sense of adventure Willingness to challenge authority Impulsive
Slytherin Ambition Cunning Resourcefulness Shrewdness Pride
Ravenclaw Wisdom Intelligence Creativity Analytical thinking
Hufflepuff Loyalty Hard work Patience Fairness Honesty
And if you didn't know or don't remember, hatstall — the hat taking more than 5 minutes due to finding the student's personality equally suitable for different Hogwarts houses.
Keeping in mind : The sorting hat needs ONE strong trait to put you into a house. And it's not just about who you ARE but also who you want to be, what you VALUE.
Starting with the ship I post here ALOT Sabigiyuu
Giyuu — I feel like Giyuu has a mixture of Hufflepuff and Gryffindor but he wouldn't be a hatstall, under five minutes but over three. He would in the end, according to me, be put in Gryffindor. He can challenge authority — letting nezuko live and then violating corps rules for a second time to have his stance, alone (alongside shinobu but he doesn't know that I think), besides Tanjiro. Although his traits align with Hufflepuff, usually these kids get sent into Gryffindor.
Sabito — Now him, I was confused about. Hufflepuff, Slytherin, Gryffindor? Where do I put this man? He's resourceful in the way he fights. He's shrewd (don't argue with me, I won't be listening), and his sole ambition for eight years was to kill the hand demon, before that was definitely all demons(remember — there's different ways to gain your ambition). He is kind and has a strong sense of justice — very Hufflepuff of him, I highly doubt that he's not hardworking or doesn't value hard work. He's brave, anyone who joins the corps is brave. He's totally daring, and the fact this self-sacrificing idiot saved everyone in his selection is VERY brave and you know this type of reckless self-sacrificing habit is liked by Gryffindor.
So he's a total hatstall in my mind. 3 of Gryffindor, 3 of Slytherin and 3 for Hufflepuff. So three on three makes it hard for the hat.
I'm putting him into Slytherin for shits and giggles. I feel bad for writing such a big para about him but I was genuinely confused on where to put him.
Giyuu, who's heard only bad things about Slytherin: No, that's totally wrong! He's strong, kind and caring, take it back! >:(
Bonus :
Makomo — Ravenclaw. No questions asked. Her traits : Analytical thinking, Loyalty (Hufflepuff one), intelligence. Do I have to explain myself? Also, the way she speaks kind of reminds me of Luna Lovegood. Like when she went on a rambled about what the breathing does.
Tsutako — Easily Gryffindor. Although she didn't have enough screentime (barely a mention and a frame), she's naive, but brave to put her life on the line the night before her wedding just to protect her brother and did I mention that gryffindor likes reckless self-sacrificing people?
Now, onto our next ship Inotan
Tanjiro — he's Hufflepuff. He's hardworking, patient, fair, honest (he can't lie and his face screws up so bad when he does), he's loyal, to his sister the most, throughout the anime and manga. He's literally so by the book Hufflepuff you don't have to look at any other house, the sorting hat barely touches his head and he's out to Hufflepuff.
Inosuke — he's totally Gryffindor. He's brave, Daring, has a sense of adventure (he's literally fighting for fun), has a willingness to challenge authority, he's very impulsive. And just like how Tanjiro is by the book Hufflepuff, he's by the book Gryffindor, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Also, I may or may not have a soft spot for Hufflepuff x Gryffindor.
Bonus :
I had decided that Nezuko was a muggle in this part but I changed my mind and I sorted her into a house in part-II.
Zenitsu — he's a Hufflepuff. He wasn't brave until after receiving the letter of his gramp's suicide. Until then his alter ego was brave, not him. Although, at a surface level it looks like he's gullible, we know that it's that he's willfully ignorant, he lets people fool him. Also, Hufflepuff is known for taking left over students. Zenitsu, I mean this in the least mean way possible, is not brave, daring or reckless enough for Gryffindor, he's not Creative or an analytical thinker to be in Ravenclaw. But he's hardworking, and that's Hufflepuff for you.
Sigh, now I'm getting lazy, so I'll make part two with Tamashino and Obamitsu.
Here's Part-II ya'll.
#sabigiyuu#sabito#giyuu tomioka#Makomo#Tsutako Tomioka#Inotan#Inosuke hashibara#Tanjiro Kamado#I won't tag nezuko cuz it's just a line and that's so unfair to post in her tag#zenitsu agatsuma#Agatsuma means 'my wife' bwahahah#Hogwarts au#Kny but it's Hogwarts#Hogwarts houses#I have feelings about these ships#Very deep feelings#I was about to add a sad picture for Inotan but it would be very depressing#Because you've made it so far through the tags the real reason I cut this post off into two parts is because my back started hurting 😂😂#Someone needs to pull me out of holidays I can't stop posting.#Tumblr is fucking up my italics.#I am typo blind I can't see them until after I post these#Goodness gracious#LET ME BE AESTHETIC TUMBLR WHY DO I TAKE MY EYE OFF THIS POST AND INSTANTLY ONE THING IS MESSED??
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artfight- why you do me dirty like dat-
i just wanted to put an aromantic flag blinkie with written "Aro"
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the art of erotics.
Professor! Dabi/Touya Todoroki x Fem! Reader
Summary: it was hard to concentrate in class when he had such a pretty student. Professor Todoroki just can't seem to keep his eyes off of you. What better way to see what you're so intent on hiding from him by convincing you to model for the next nude sketch session?
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A/n: i am not sorry for this at all >:))) not satisfied with this either, but yeehaw
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Genre: Spicy >:))
Rated: Explicit
Warning: DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT, Noncon/Dubcon, P in V, Manipulation, Dacryphilia, Exhibitionism/Voyeurism, Humiliation, Marking/Biting
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Author: ScariusAquarius
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"You want me to what?"
Blue eyes were staring lazily up at you as you stood in front of your professors desk, your heart racing in shock and embarrassment as your professor lounged back as if it was just another day of class.
He was leaning back in his computer chair, the sleaves of his blue button-up rolled to his elbows while the first two buttons were undone. His eyes were lazy, an amused smirk on his piercing-riddled face as the man kept your gaze.
He was unbothered; moreso entertained by your flustered face as you shifted in anxiety. You spoke again as the man stayed quiet, watching you; observing.
"Professor Todoroki, I...appreciate the offer, but there's definitely other....graceful models...that could capture the vibe of the subject for today."
Touya Todoroki chuckled, crossing his completely tattoed arms as he replied with a cocked eyebrow.
"Out of all the students, you're the only one who hasnt modeled yet. Besides, modeling gives you extra credit, you know, and your grade in the class has been slipping."
You shrank a bit from his words, internally wincing as Touya sat forward, smirking again.
"I think it's a great opportunity to get your grade back up, don't you think? Just think, you wouldn't even be doing anything other than looking pretty."
His words were a bit husky, his blue eyes taking you in as he added with a wink.
"Wouldn't be fair to keep you hidden while the rest of the class has modeled for a session, and we wouldn't want anyone to think you're my favorite or that I'm being easy on you, right?"
Yes, Professor Todoroki had a point. Everyone in the class had modeled at least once for nude figure sketching; everyone except you, of course. It would look bad on you if you didn't do it, especially because it was an easy way to get extra credit, but you just weren't sure if you could do it.
Touya could see the internal war in your eyes; your trepidation causing you to shrink a bit to appear small, and by God, did it make you look so cute.
He would need to take his persuasion up a notch.
Standing up, Touya came around the desk and stood in front of you, lifting your chin with his index finger and thumb so that you would look at him. His voice was low, almost sultry, as he spoke.
"Maybe I can help you feel more comfortable with the idea, if you'd like?"
He was so close, his cologne reminding you of leather and campfires, and Touya's eyes were dark and half-lidded with an emotion you weren't quite sure of.
Was it lust? Was it excitement?
You were nervous.
There was something about his tone that made you uncomfortable; the look in his eyes reminded you of a predator that just caught its prey, and he was ready to feast. You sucked in a breath before Touya smirked again, leaning in just slightly.
"C'mon, princess. You're not gonna turn down a great opportunity, are you? If you do, you just might fail the class, and that wouldn't be good for you, would it? Especially when we're so close to finishing the year already?"
Your lip trembled a bit as Touya swiped his thumb against it, and you whispered as your body tensed.
"P-professor, this....this doesn't feel right."
Touya hummed, chuckling as he spoke.
"Don't worry, I'll make it feel better. I get it, you're insecure. Gonna be on display for the whole class; all eyes on you."
His words filled you with dread and anxiety, and you almost whimpered when Touya's fingers took a firm hold of your jaw.
"But something as pretty as you shouldn't be hidden, sweetheart."
Touya was close, his body pressing against yours, and you almost shivered despite how hot his body heat was. Your mind was reeling, alarm bells ringing in your head, but Touya already had you pressed against the desk, caging you in with his hands on either side of you.
"P-professor...! Wait, I-"
"-Shhh, don't deny it. You're such a cute little thing, and you know, I've been dying to see what you have been hiding from me. Don't worry, there's nobody else around right now. Just you and me."
Me. Not the class, not everyone, me.
The word made your stomach turn.
Touya's lips were grazing your neck, sending shocks of electricity down your spine, and his hands gripped your waist. His fingers were tight, bruising and unforgiving, and you whined when Touya bit your neck, your hands shooting towards his chest and pushing.
Touya hummed softly as he pressed his bulge against you, making you whimper again, and his teeth grazed your ear, his breath hot.
"Don't be shy, little flower, let me pick those petals of yours~"
His hands were all over you, taking your clothes into his hands and unbuttoning, unzipping, and untying everything he could so that Touya could see your body.
You didn't know what was wrong with you. Why weren't you fighting back? Why weren't you screaming and shouting and kicking and telling him to get away? Was it the shock; the fear?
Was it because you knew you were powerless?
"Professor, please....this is wrong!"
Tears pricked the corners of your eyes, and Touya laughed as he pulled back to gaze into your eyes, pressing his forehead against yours so that you couldn't look anywhere but his eyes.
"No, what's wrong is you keeping yourself hidden from me for so long. All semester, I hoped that you would volunteer for these sessions....just so I could get an opportunity to see you, but you kept refusing and staying quiet.....so now I have to matters into my own hands. You're too pretty to keep hidden, sweetheart."
He groaned softly, forcing your hand against his jeans so you could feel how hard he was, and you winced with a gasp, trying to pull away.
"Feel that? That's because of you. You know how many times I had to jerk my fucking dick after class because of you? All I can think about is what that sweet ass of yours would feel like on my cock."
He shoved your shirt down your shoulders and arms roughly, and you yelped, eyes wide with horror as your chest was displaying to him. Touya groaned, his cock throbbing against your hand as his eyes took in your torso.
Your nipples were pebbled from the cold air within his office, your skin peppered with goosebumps, and you were breathing heavily as the wet drops of your tears fell onto your chest.
You were pretty, but Touya needed more.
He pulled at your clothes roughly, rips sounding in the room from his impatience, and you gasped and yelped and cried with every rough jerk of your body.
Even though you pushed away from him, trying to deter him and his advances, Touya was too strong. He was too overpowering; his prowess too intense, and you knew there was nothing that you could do.
Touya bit his lip once your clothes were completely off, littering the floor of his office like playful little forget-me-nots, and Touya's face broke out into an excited grin.
"Well, well, well, look at you. I knew you were keeping me in the dark! Such a pretty body....and I bet that pussy feels so damn good."
You immediately covered yourself, your tears falling faster, and Touya cooed to you as he wiped your tears.
"Aw, don't cry! This is a great opportunity to get over that shyness. How about this: you sit there and show me how you like to be touched, and I'll watch. You do a good job, and I'll be sure to give you half-credit. Deal?"
You were shivering from the fear-driven adrenaline, trying to keep your composure, and you shook your head at him. Touya's smirk only widened.
"No? So, you're gonna fail the class all because you're too selfish to show off that pretty body?"
Touya stoo, and you shrunk in on yourself the closer he got. When he was standing over you, you were watching him with wide eyes. Touya leaned in close, whispering in your ear.
"It's not nice to share, kitten...unless you need a man to show you the ropes? I bet you're so shy because you're a virgin....nobody has ever touched you, have they? Maybe you haven't put those pretty fingers inside that hole, and that's why you won't do it. Poor, deprived little girl~"
His words were taunting; cruel amusement tainting every syllable, and you yelped loudly when his hand suddenly smacked against your pussy, his feet forcefully kicking yours apart so that your legs would spread. You grabbed his wrist with a shaky hand, begging as his fingers pressed against your outer folds and toyed with your clit.
"W-wait, please, Professor! D-don't touch me there. I won't tell anyone!! I'll model, i swear!"
Touya laughed softly, kissing the side of your neck and licking the lobe of your ear into his mouth. The sensations sent fire up and down your spine, your body shivering from how nice it felt, but your mind was reeling.
It wasn’t right. This wasn't okay. You weren’t supposed to be here. This wasn't supposed to happen.
"You were gonna model anyway, baby, I just wanted your attention~"
Was it inevitable?
His fingers spread your folds, and Touya groaned when he sunk a finger deep inside. You gasped, clenching your legs around his wrist, but Touya was strong.
His finger never wavered, feeling your heat and the sticky wetness that was starting to accumulate. You felt tight, and that was exciting.
"Fuck, I bet you are a virgin, or maybe it's just been a while, huh? Such a shy little thing, you are. I think I'll make todays session all about passion. I think it's fitting, don't you?"
His teeth bit into your neck, and you cried out from the pain. Touya practically purred before he began to decorate. Your neck was a mess of teeth marks, hickies and bruises, and his finger was beginning to squirm intensely within your now-sopping cunt.
Touya was ruthless; dragging his teeth down your chest to pop a nipple into his mouth, and you yelped when he sucked hard. His teeth teased at your sensitive nipple, his other hand coming up to tug and pinch at the neglected nipple, and you shakily placed your hands on his shoulders.
The touch sent electricity down Touya's spine, and he couldn't help but to moan against you, squeezing your breast hard enough that you hissed in pain.
"Look at you, grinding against my finger. You really want my cock, don't you? Want me to break that pretty pussy, baby?"
You hadn't realized that you were moving against him, your hips gyrating, and you immediately stopped, embarrassed and ashamed. Touya snickered, cooing cruelly.
"Aw, you didn't even notice, did you? You're so fucking adorable. Spread those legs for me, pretty girl."
You shook your head, and Touya smirked widely, almost maniacal as he spoke while unbuckling the belt holding his jeans up.
"No? Still gonna refuse me? You just might flunk out at this rate, sweetheart. How would your parents feel knowing that you failed the easiest class on campus? I bet they'd be really disappointed in you. Maybe even be ashamed."
You pleaded, eyes widening as he slowly unbuttoned his jeans and came closer, his large bulge pressing against your wet core.
"Please don't do that, I....I can't fail....!"
"I know you can't. I'm your professor, and I just want to help."
His tone was condescending and teasing, and you sniffled as he untucked his cock from his boxers. While Touya's hair was dyed black on top, there was a white-haired happy trail that led to a neatly trimmed and snow white tuff of pubic hair right above his veiny member.
He seemed to be aching; painfully hard from the excitement of defiling and deflowering you, and he whispered in your ear as he brushed the head of his cock against you.
"Be a good girl for me, and I might even give you a couple bonus points on top of your extra credit. How does that sound?"
Answers were irrelevant to Touya as he wasted no time in shoving his cock into your poor hole. The stretch was not welcomed, and he was going in relatively dry, so the pain was almost searing.
Just like a burn.
Tears came down from your eyes like rivers as Touya groaned softly, bottoming out and holding still against you as you hiccuped and sobbed, and the man cupped your cheeks in mock-comfort.
"Don't cry, sweetheart, it just makes me wanna break you even more."
You winced, the breath being stolen right from your lungs when he began to pound into you with no mercy. It was painful, feeling his girthy and pierced cock slamming into you with no remorse; no grace, and you couldn’t help but to sob more.
Touya kissed your tears, and though his thrusts were brutal, his lips were actually soft against your skin.
His hands moved from your cheeks to your hips, digging in with such force that there would surely be bruises, and you whimpered when he fucked you hard yet slow; dragging his brutal fucking on longer than he should.
"You feel so good, princess...so good that I might have to keep you all to myself....maybe I'll even tattoo my name on you, that way you always have a reminder of who this sweet little cunt belongs to."
The thought horrified you. Was he sadistic enough? Would Touya really take you and keep you? How many other girls had he done this to?
Your mind was racing, body already aching, and there was a knot beginning to form deep within your pelvis. Touya hissed when your walls tightened around his cock, and he moaned out.
"Fuck, you were made for me, princess. You make me wanna fill you up over and over again."
His thumb came down to your clit, working it furiously as he whispered into your ear.
"Go on, cum for me. Squeeze my cock like a good girl."
You cried out, clutching his biceps as your toes curled, and you came with a shout of his given name, making Touya's balls tighten significantly.
You were so pretty; eyes glossy and puffy from crying, teeth marks and bruises littering your skin, and you were starting to sweat.
Yes, todays theme for the assignment would definitely be erotic passion.
He came with a moan, shoving his cock deep inside of you, and you whimpered as you felt hia cock pulse deep inside of you. Touya panted before whispering.
"What a good girl. Now, I want you to keep all my cum inside of you for the rest of class. Go get that pretty robe on, and get yourself in a nice position. I don't want a single bit of my cum wasted, understand?"
Your lip trembled again, and Touya slipped from your sopping cunt. Tossing the robe at you, he fixed himself up and ran his tattoed hand through his hair.
"Now remember, you say a word, sweetheart, and I'll be sure to ruin your whole career. Hell, I might actually keep my word and keep you."
His words sounded serious; so serious, in fact, that they made you tremble with true fear. Touya then snickered.
"I'm just kidding, have a sense of humor, would ya? Now go."
You hurriedly slipped the robe on, and Touya smacked your ass when you passed by, making you yelp and almost lose your balance. When you got into the classroom, your heart began to pound. Everyone was staring at you, pausing their movements as they prepared for the sketch session, and Touyas warm hand on your shoulder made you jump.
"Today's theme for the sketch session is erotic passion. Don't mind the makeup, it seems our shy little Miss (L/n) wanted to go all out. Isn't that right?"
His fingers were digging into your shoulder in warning, and you nodded furiously, saying weakly.
"Yes, I....wanted to go all-out for the theme today."
"Good girl," he murmured into your ear, and Touya guided you to the podium that you would be posing on. Touya winked up at you as you got into a comfortable position.
"I'll be watching you. Try not to shake too much, will ya?"
And for the whole class, Touya kept his eyes completely on you, discreetly palming himself as he stared and observed, and you had a feeling that more "bonus points" were to be awarded.
How were you going to get away?
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#bwahahah cliffhanger#dabi x reader#touya todoroki x reader#touya x reader#todoroki x reader#dabi x you#touya x you#touya todoroki x you#dabi#touya todoroki#tw: dubcon#tw: noncon
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Hey, I did the thing!
(it was pointed out to me that I never actually made a post to introduce myself here, so let me kill two birds with one stone, heh)
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people telling me that they used to have a crush on steven and theyre talking to The steven stone yumeshipper is so funny to me
#many occurrences of this topic with different people btw ... /lh#he was the elementary/highschool crush of every young pokemon fan#my dumbass is very late unfortunately#i think it wouldve been so cute if i had a small steven phase with him before... idk idk even watching ppl online say they used to like--#- him is so silly to me. they all “recovered” from the silver dreamboat phase and heres me ... um.#late to the party...? ASDJDFHJGDFD#why wasnt 4th grader me not paying attention to steven when i played ruby/sapphire? BWAHAHAH#then again i think i coincidentally played r/s on the same year that oras was being released. everyone had yet to see his revised look#i can only imagine how many fans were all over him when they found him ...#~ rambling
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THE GOTH IS VERY MUCH INTO CRANKY EXHAUSTED MEN
i know you said it’s “for a friend”, but i have a strong hunch that you are, in fact, the “goth” in question.
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I had to stop watching dexter because i couldn’t handle the corny as fuck dialogue but then I switched to watching spn and it’s almost worse at times . HELP BRU 😭
#I feel like once u watch brba no show is ever good again. BWAHAHAH#this is what happen to me..#except for true detective
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