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Red Hot Chili Peppers: Blood Sugar Sex Magik (1991)
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2024 Best Buy Exclusive Limited Edition on Transparent Red Vinyl.
Includes 4 page folded insert with lyrics. Despite no Parental Advisory logo, it is the explicit version.
Warner Records
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parents are gone on a cruise. time to tear through my room looking for the tatting shuttles i know i bought years ago and am 95% sure are not lost to The Old House
#textiles#tatting#rosie babbles#*red string corkboard voice* you see if i can get good enough at tatting i can make little bits of lace jewelry and such#which i can THEN see if the cutesy little coffee shop that makes a point to sell local artists' works would be willing to buy from me and#then sell or straight-up sell for me or however the fuck it works and THEN on the slim chance that everything has gone to plan so far i#CONTINUE DOING THIS until such time as i have Wheels™ and then KEEP GOING SOME MORE until i either have a stable non-craft job#or i'm stable enough doing This that my parents will stop treating me like a ''lazy entitled asshole''#anyway. it is after midnight and i am feeling the mental illness in this chilis tonight#it's either this or feet pics. and late-night-deranged me and daytime-deranged me are violently clashing over whether or not to do the feet#pics thing but they're in complete agreement over the tatting thing
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my cd collection of my favorite albums of all time continues to grow, let's fucking go
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and here it is also, (for who may be interested) my complete CD collection
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#I am aware that I am missing many#I don't have much money to buy mine#and the CDs I bought with my money are few :/#green day#coldplay#avril lavigne#amy winehouse#harry styles#taylor swift#the rolling stones#the cure#queen#the police#fito paez#bon jovi#los abuelos de la nada#soda stereo#spice girls#andres calamaro#patricio rey y sus redonditos de ricota#blink 182#red hot chili peppers#nothing hill#paramore#r5#marama#ciro y los persas#cds#cd collection#cd collector
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so MAYBE I spent 4 hours in IKEA on a whim instead of cleaning my flat BUT! BUT!!!!! I bought several forms of Tiny Shelves which as any fule kno makes everything instantly tidier.
added yet another tier to my stack of tea/coffee/cocoa/misc shelves to control The Collection. got trays under all my draining plant pots so I can actually water them. and I got a new monitor stand which is wide enough to fit both my A3 tablet and my A5 tablet underneath and has a shelf with enough space to trade out my work and home laptops easily. plus it's like 3in less deep than my old one, so that's freed up a bunch more desk space.
also of course vitally we did get the Small BLAHÅJ which was the whole point.
I also found a portable freestanding bag situation (toybox from the nursery section) which is both a) a way better option for storing glass recycling and hauling it down 3 flights of stairs than my previous solution "small cardboard box which holds 8 jars/bottles until one of us can be bothered to transfer them into a bag" and b) HAS A REALLY CUTE WHALE ON IT
plus we (Sam) got some new plant friends and the next size up of a lidded pyrex box I've always found super good for lasagne. and Sam got several things he's needed for a while (as well as a wee shark)
in summary did I spend too much money at IKEA and fritter away a full day walking around aimlessly for fun to the point of exhaustion? yes. was it extremely sensible and adult and I'm actually correct in all regards always? perhaps.
#red said#the disadvantage of the new monitor stand is bc the sides are solid it's a lot less good for cable management than the old one#i may need to consider my approach to that#i don't want to tie any laptop cables down bc both chargers need to leave my room relatively frequently#but it's a bit suboptimal right now cause one transformer pack is taking up a big chunk of the shelf#and my work macbook charger is kind of folded around awkwardly to keep it plugged in while the laptop's tucked away#on the other hand my tablets are both tidier and more accessible#so it's 6 of one half a dozen of the other#anyway. i was too productive last thing before bed so although I'm very tired i now can't sleep#but i rearranged things into the new trays and shelves and tidied my desk and sorted out my laundry#so that's not 'cleaned the flat' but given that i got in at 10pm it's not nothing#anyway i got Sam a peace lily and he got another plant too#and talked me out of buying a sweet pepper plant which. he's RIGHT i have already occupied EVERY surface with my chili and tomato seedlings#and buying a plant from IKEA for £8.50 vs buying seeds for like £1.75 and getting several years of multiple plants#just isn't as good an economic proposition#but i want the peppers NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW#he is right though
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I can't tell you how many times high school me listened to We Stitch These Wounds by black veil brides.
#i think an older clsssmate friend of a friend of a friend had the cd first#and somehow convinced my mom to buy it for me in like september of october the year it came out#it was a walmart cd real quality stuff#she wasnt like worried about the genre or anything#she bought me evanescence for my birthday when i was like idk 10?#a few years after the release of the album i guess#listen she had red hot chili peppers in the car when i was like 6 idk and i could sing the words to californication so#im pretty sure she did look at the cover and was like you sure?#and i was like yes!!!#she was punk in college man idk#but i stopped listening to them in like 2013? i think and i only listened to the first album lol i dont know anything about anything else#but their newest sweeney todd rendition song just came out and it is pretty good
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Dungeon Meshi's Tentacle Gnocchi should be doable since it's basically an Aglio e Olio - I was right that parmigiano-reggiano would be a good addition. However, the tentacles themselves are described as being sweet, bitter, semi-sweet, and fishy/bloody in places and I'm not sure how you would pack those flavors into gnocchi
#especially since I usually buy them from the store#time to buy some potatoes I guess#I think homemade potato gnocchi mixed up with bonito flakes + maybe horseradish and honey? would get the right flavors#and then Thai red chilies and garlic slowly sauteed in evoo#then grate the parm on top. maybe some fresh parsley
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//wrio getting his colors mixed up due to his tritanopia makes for a lot of amusing situations
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Help a family buy a new tent!
Hey friends. Posting this to boost a campaign for @noor4habil8's family of 10 in Gaza.
Yesterday, it rained hard and the tent they were staying in got torn and their beds got drenched. They need another tent and it will cost them around $500.
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They are vetted by @/gaza-evacuation-funds here. Noor also manages a tiktok account named after her little sister Aya, if you want to check it out.
Please consider donating, and if that is not possible at the moment, then boosting their campaign, which currently has €1,820 raised of €60,000 goal.
If anyone can match me, I donated €10 to their campaign today. Including my donation, their GFM only has 2 donations in the last 24 hours and 8 donations in the last 5 days.
Please also consider helping out her injured brother, @mostaf77.
Free Palestine.
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More than meets the eye
Pairing: Chan x afab!reader
Inspired by Prison for life by Olivia Rodrigo
Summary: Chan is a pushover when it comes to doing things for you, but not so much when someone messes with his girl.
Warning: +18 MINORS DO NOT INTERACT
A/N: let's thank Chili(@baby-yongbok) for this brainrot, she's the one who planted this idea in my head.
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Chan who's the sweetest person you have ever met, the one who blushed and stuttered when asking you out.
Chan who's always a gentleman, opening all the doors for you, pulling the chair so you can sit, throwing his coat over your shoulders so you won't get cold.
Chan who lingers a bit longer when he says goodbye to you after taking you back home, trying to gather the courage to kiss you.
Chan who's surprised by the way you grab him by the collar and crash your lips on his.
Chan who gets flustered when you ask him to come inside with you, so you can talk more.
Chan who can't help but feel his face on fire when you start undressing in front of him, not sure where he should put his hands.
Chan who eats you out slowly, enjoying every sound that comes out of your mouth, sure that he could make the prettiest song in the world with just your moans.
Chan who asks you to be his girlfriend the next morning, taking you by surprise when you wake up to a full table of breakfast.
Chris who loves to do everything for you, you want to stay home cuddling? Done, he'll make popcorn and prepare a list of rom-coms for you two to watch together. You want to go out with him and his friends? Sure, he'll make sure the guys are on their best behavior. You want to go shopping? Bet, he'll clean his schedule so he can spend the day buying you gifts, even though you always argue that you can buy things with your own money.
Chris who finds you amazing, you're strong, smart and capable, everything you have was earned with your hard work and he would never want to cross that line or take that away from you.
Chris who has to stand his friends making fun of him 'cause he's such a pushover when it comes to you. He would let you step on him if you asked him to and he would do it smiling.
Chris who loves to buy you flowers every time you have a date with him, so he always goes out of his way to buy you a bouquet.
Christopher who arrives late to your date because the flower shop messed up his order and witnesses a man grabbing you by the wrist while you argue with the stranger.
Christopher who sees red when he realizes what's happening, dropping the flowers and walking fast to where you are.
Christopher who puts his hand on the shoulder of the man, smiling softly and asking to talk to the man outside.
Christopher who's suddenly not a pushover anymore, not when it comes to someone messing with his girl.
Christopher who comes back inside after twenty minutes, dirty dress shirt and knuckles bloody.
Christopher who drags you out of the bar, hugging you tightly when the cold air outside hits your skin.
Christopher who fucks you in the backseat of his car, biting and marking you and calling you names, far different from the gentleman you are used to but you're not complaining.
Christopher who chants how much he loves you while you cum around his cock, overstimulated by the new side of your boyfriend that you're just getting to know.
Chris who helps you fix yourself so you can get out of the car to sit on the front seat, deciding that you should just grab some food on the drive thru and go home.
You're a feminist obviously, you don't need a man. But after that night you don't mind Chan saving you, you very much like his protection.
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Fresh Hatch Green Chile
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Nipple or Tip ( • )( • ) C. Sturniolo
"I also saw one of those weird makeup hacks-"
⟢ funny shit tbh. nipples and tips of dick are mentioned as well as balls. chris being unhinged in ulta, reader done with his bs but also down with his bs.
dividers by the one and only rose toy @bernardsbendystraws
You were a beauty lover, it was well known by everyone in your life. When you were a kid, you were constantly in your moms makeup bag, messing up her high-priced lipsticks and eyeshadows on a daily basis.
As you got older, that love for makeup stayed.
You had a whole beauty room in your two-bedroom apartment. You had the vanity, the box lights as well as ring lights, and drawers on top of drawers filled with makeup you may not even have a chance to touch.
Chris knew of your love for makeup, he has been in you're beauty room one too many times to think otherwise. He never saw it as too much because he knew it was your way of expressing yourself - he was never the one to hate on expression.
So here he was, driving you to the place he should just invest in at this point.
Ulta.
You spent so much time there, that the workers recognize you. You have the credit card, you've racked up points, and you memorized the aisles. This was basically your third home, the first being your own and the second being Chris's.
"Alright, what do you need today?"
You proceed to go through your list as you walk inside the bright store, the sound of Billie's "Birds of a Feather" playing over the speakers. The song distracts him for a moment, but he comes back to reality hearing you say foundation.
"Wait, didn't you just get a new foundation?"
"Well...Yes, but I need another one!" He gives you a look as the two of you walk over to Wyn Beauty. "Technically, you don't need another one. You have about forty of them, but who am I to complain considering you're paying?"
It's comical to him the way you stop in your tracks, your eyes widening in disbelief. "What do you mean I'm paying? It's your turn to pay!"
Chris chuckles to himself, fixing the beanie on his head. "I'm just pulling your clit."
"Chris please stop fuckin' talking to me. That's not even how the damn saying goes!"
He giggles like a schoolboy and kisses your shoulder, motioning to the bright green packaging in front of you. "Go ahead and pick out your millionth foundation."
And so you do, you pick out a new foundation...and concealer, primer, setting spray, bronzer, lip gloss, and lipstick.
"Ok, now a lip liner." Your words spark Chris's interest, his mind going back to a specific video he saw not too long ago. The two of you start walking over to NYX, and he decides to fill you in on the content he consumed.
"So like, I saw this makeup video on tik- Why are you getting makeup videos on TikTok? What girl are you sending them to?"
"I'm getting them because of you, dumbass. You're the only girl that actually puts up with me, why would I talk to another one?" You snicker to yourself knowing he's right.
He's too in love with you to go find someone else.
"Anyway, like I was saying. I saw this video on TikTok where this girl was trying out these makeup hacks or secrets, whatever it's called. So she said the best way to match your lip liner is to match it to your nipples! Crazy shit, but it has me thinking, what if you matched it to the tip of my dick?"
All you could do was stare at him in silence.
"You being deadass?"
He shrugs before answering you, a smirk that shows he's up to no good making its way onto his face. "I mean, I think it would look nice on you. A nice pinky red....It's up your alley anyway considering you have a blush named 'orgasm' and a mascara called 'better than sex' ."
"Didn't I tell you to stop talking to me?" He groans and pulls you closer, his hands settling right on top of your ass. "Come on it would be funny! I will literally give you my card and let you roam in TJ Maxx and I will take you to Chili's!''
"You had me at TJ Maxx."
You whip your phone out, thanking yourself for buying a privacy screen, and begin scrolling through your privet photo albums to find a picture of Chris's dick.
"Wait, you should match one to your nipples too. Then we can compare which one looks better."
He could be so childish at times, but you were the exact same.
The two of you stand in the aisle, holding up different shades of pink and brown to your phone. Eventually, you two settle on "Rose" and "Nutmeg", the two colors being the closest you could get.
Soon the two of you are back in the car and Chris is urging you to try on both lip liners, refusing to drive until he sees them on you. You first try on the brown shade, lining your lips with ease. It was a pretty color, simple and not unusual considering you always wore brown lipliner.
You turn to Chris, asking him what he thinks. "Sexy as usual. You know I like it when you do the brown ones." You smile at his flattering words, giving him a quick peck on the lips before wiping the lip liner off. You unravel the pink liner and swipe it on, rubbing your lips together so it blends out.
"So what do we think? Nipple or tip?"
You see the way his eyes dart across your face, analyzing everything about you.
"Both look good, you know you can make everything look good. It's what I love about you." You find your cheeks getting warm, never getting used to the way he makes you feel so good, even on days when you look like a bum.
"Come on, I promised to let you roam in TJ Maxx." He puts the car in reverse and begins driving towards the retail store. The drive is quiet for the most part, nothing but music and the occasional small talk. As soon as the two of you make it to TJ Maxx, Chris turns to you before getting out of the car.
"You know, I also saw one of those weird makeup hacks where this girl put her foundation on with her boyfriend's balls."
"This the last time imma tell you to shut up talkin' to me!"
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#buy pure red chili#original chilli powder masala#pure lal mirch#top-quality red chili#homemade natural masala powder
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#Buy Sambal Oelek#Ground Fresh Chili Paste | Luckystore.in#Buy Tuong Ot Sriracha Sambal Oelek Chilli Paste made from hot red chilli peppers#vinegar and salt. It is tangy and spicy. The flavour of th#LUCKYSTORE.IN#lucky store#buy now#imported#luckystore.in
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Dry Red Chilli| whole red chili peppers| Whole chilli | Avail offer- Farmonics
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╰┈➤ 𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒 ✸ .ᐟ: Your son storms into your room crying that his mouth hurts, and after careful inspection, you realize he ate Katsuki's spicy chips, the chips he wasn't supposed to buy in the first place. With your daughter as a witness, and you as the judge, the matter is discussed in the proper way - through a family meeting.
✸ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: Pro Hero! Bakugou, Aaaalmost cursing, you can Katsuki have two kids, a 6 year old son and a 4 year old daughter, you and Katsuki are married, f!reader, fluffy, crack, your kids call you mama, Katsuki calls you baby, f!reader
✸ 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: Bakugou Katsuki x Reader
𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓: ✸
"Mama!" you hear a cry ring out, and you groan, setting down your book as you rush to the living room, seeing what the hell happened this early in the morning.
"What's wrong baby?" You call out, worriedly, only to find your son chugging down glasses of water with tears streaming down his tiny face.
Frowning, you take the glass of water away from his reluctant hands, wiping the tears off his face. He opens his mouth to talk, but you're hit with the smell of...chili peppers? Not just any chili peppers, but it's a strong smell that you would know from anywhere. Asking your son to open his mouth, your suspicions are confirmed as his tongue is bright red, the same color that Katsuki's tongue becomes whenever he eats those spicy chips of his.
The spicy chips you specifically told him not to buy just the other day.
Whiiiich is how you got here.
"I now call this meeting to order." You say, banging a wooden spoon against a stack of books.
Your son had decided to call your husband to "court" despite not fully knowing what court is, you obliged, acting as the judge as your husband and son sat across from each other, with matching glares directed at each other.
Clearing your throat, you adjust the little girl in your lap, your 4 year old daughter insisting that she be present.
"Katsuki. Did you or did you not, buy the chips that I specifically told you not to buy." You say, and your husband's red eyes dart away from you, drilling into the floor as he runs a large hand through his spiky hair.
"Baby-"
"Answer the question."
"Fine geez, yes, but the brat shouldn't have been in our f- bedroom in the first place."
You were just about to chastise Katsuki for buying the chips behind your back, but the new piece of information brings an interesting point, watching as your son's smug grin melts away into a sheepish expression.
You raise an eyebrow. "Honey, why were you in our bedroom? In the middle of the night?"
Your son pouts. "I wasn't in your bedroom, mama! Promise!"
Like you, your son is terrible at lying.
"Yes he was! He said he wanted to play with Daddy's boom boom cannons." your daughter chirps, and oh if looks could kill, she would be deceased by the way your son was glaring at her.
Katsuki frowns. "For the last time, they're not called 'boom boom cannons', they're called-"
"You know you're not supposed to touch Daddy's boom boom cannons, honey." You cut in, giving a pointed stare at your son.
His small face falls at your words, and he looks ashamed. "M'sorry mama...I just wanted to be cool like Daddy..."
Your eyes soften and Katsuki's annoyed face melts, taking your son's smaller hand into yours.
"I know baby, Daddy is really cool, but with being a Pro Hero comes a lot of responsibility right?" Your son nods, absorbing your words. "And with that responsibility, Daddy has to deal with a lot of dangerous stuff for work...things that aren't safe for little kids, okay? We just don't want you to get hurt."
Your son nods, crawling over to you to snuggle into your side, your daughter curling up against you.
"M'sorry mama.."
You smile softly, and kiss the top of his head. "I know baby...no more sneaking around?"
"No more sneaking around."
Katsuki watches your kids snuggle up against you, and he feels as if he's fallen in love with you all over again, moving closer to wrap his arms around the three of you, only for you to stop him with a glare.
"Don't think this means you're off the hook, Katsuki."
He groans. "C'mon baby-"
"Oooo Daddy's in troubleeee~"
A/N: Any kids you have with Katsuki are for sure the biggest menaces to ever exist LMAO
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A Tornado Warning~ T. Owens x Fem! Reader
Summary: Domestic life with you isn’t something Tyler could ever get tired of when you’re practically his twin flame.
Warnings: Language, storms, smut 18+
A/n: Inspired by the Turnpike song above. Read as a part 2 to Sunrise.
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Laid back in two cheap lawn chairs, both you and Lilly sit in bikinis and jean cut offs, tanning under the Arkansas sun. Sunglasses on, beers in hand, a small radio on the ground next to your feet, the afternoon was coming on just fine.
Inside, Dani is tinkering with something that makes her cuss every ten minutes. You tried to drag her out for some good ol’ sunny D but she fought you on it.
Bringing a cold Coors to your lips, you finish the last few drinks of it and crush the can, tossing it back into the little red cooler before turning the music up.
When the idea was originally brought up that the sum of you should just buy a house and make it the permanent wrangler camp, it was a big uncertainty. Then you came across the charming farm house and all of you were sold.
The barn was the designated research and tinker area, the camper trailer parked in the driveway was where Dexter stayed when he wasn’t home with his family. Other than that, Dani and Lilly shared the large downstairs room, Boone- who would sleep anywhere- finally has his own room upstairs. Tyler and you slept in the upstairs master room at the end of the hall, and to say the least, you were happy it wasn’t a crappy motel.
You still chased, but it wasn’t life on the road anymore. It was a real career now, not just a hobby job. Your crew was a main source of information to local tech businesses that develop advanced warning signals and bunkers. You raise money for cities hit, get hands on when you can.
The viewers love the vlogs.
You settled into the life well.
The rumble of an all too familiar truck doesn’t even make you open your eyes, not until your sunlight is blocked by the form of your boyfriend.
“What are y’all doin’?” Tyler asks with humor in his voice.
You and Lilly pull your sunglasses down to look at both him and Boone who had just gotten back from town.
“Trying to tan before your big head blocked our UV rays.” You answer smartly.
“Why are y’all oily?” Boone asks, swiping his finger down Lilly’s arm, making her smack him.
“It’s tanning oil.” She scoffs.
Boone wipes the grease on his shirt that says ‘Science Is Fun’. “You sit out here and fry like bacon for fun?” He asks.
“Boone, baby, anyone ever tell yuh it’s a good thing you’re pretty?” You ask, confusing him slightly.
“Whatever.” He shrugs and snags the last beer from the cooler.
That leaves Ty.
He wears a stupid smile at the bikini tied around you. It was apart of the new merch line, which meant it had his face printed all over it.
“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.” You laugh, leaning your head back, missing the way Tyler pulls his phone out and does just that.
“What’s for supper?” He asks as you wipe sweat from your forehead.
“I don’t know, what’re you cookin’, good lookin’?” You ask, taking your glasses off and checking the time. You’ve been at it for about two and a half hours, it might be time to call it a day.
Tyler hums. “Cowboy chili?”
You frown.
“Burgers?”
You grin. “Great idea.”
He laughs and shakes his head. “Go wash up and I’ll get it started.”
You stand, kissing him gently quickly. “You’re perfect. Keep acting like this and I might just marry you.” You tease with a wink.
He leans closer, briefly sniffing you. “You smell like coconuts and Coors Banquets.” He states with a smirk.
“I smell like your dream girl.” You state back, poking his chest before you collapse your chair and grab the speaker while Lilly grabs the cooler.
In the shower, washing oils from your skin and lathering your hair, you have a slight tingle in your gut. When you shut the water off and wrap a towel around you, you go to the window and open it up.
Out in the distance, big thunder heads are forming. You grin like a kid on Christmas and smell the air. It’s damp and tangy, rain should be falling in the next hour or so.
Walking into the connected bedroom, you dress in some shorts and one of Tyler’s college tees. It’s when you comb your hair that you look at the framed photos on the wall of the two of you. Rocky, the dog that is still alive and well, pushes open the cracked door and comes to hop on the bed.
“Did Ty kick you outa the kitchen, buddy?” You pout and scratch his head.
He too pouts and rolls over for you to rub his belly.
“Don’t worry kid, a storms coming, ain’t you excited?” You ask, obviously getting no response.
Trotting down the stairs, your phone buzzes in your hand with the first sever thunderstorm warning.
The weather report is on the living room tv where Boone and Dani sit. You sit on the arm of the chair where Boone is.
“Whatcha’ think about it, Tex?” Dani asks you.
You look at the patterns on the screen. “I’m thinkin’ we’ll get some high winds, maybe a barely registered EF1 at most, but the way the wind is shifting, I think it’ll hit back county roads and dissipate within ten minutes.”
Boone agrees with you. “I say we sit back and enjoy this one.”
“I’m with you there, buddy.” You smile, ruffling his hair before getting up.
You head into the kitchen where Tyler is seasoning the burger patties at the island counter. Your hand runs over his back as you pass behind him to assemble the rest of the things needed for a meal.
“Storm’s rollin’ in.” You say with a smile.
“That explains your good mood.” He chuckles, tossing a towel onto his shoulder.
You lay out burger buns and condiments. “I couldn’t ask for better weather, you know that.” You lightly giggle, opening up the pickle jar and eating one.
Tyler watches you with a look of affection, then kisses the top of your head. “Some might say you’re insane, darlin’.”
You finish up your original task. “Only partially.” You say, going to meet him at the grill on the covered deck outside.
He begins to cook up the burgers while you lean against the banister and look out at the cloud covered sky. A light rain is falling now, getting caught in your hair as it blows in.
Most would be inside to keep dry.
Not Tyler’s girl. No, he knows you’d stand in the flat plains and wait for the lighting to come down.
As he flips the patties, you come lean against his back, your cheek against the fabric of his button down as you take in the scent of him.
“You happy?” You ask, making him reach down and hold one of your hands.
“Like this? Yeah…” He says with a smirk. “But what would make me even happier…”
He guides your hand down past his buckle, and you scoff and pull away, slapping his shoulder as he laughs.
“You pig.” You shake your head. “I meant are you happy with life and how you’re living it.”
Tyler stacks the perfectly grilled burgers back onto the tray. “Of course I’m happy. I’m doing what I love, I have a place of my own and a bed that doesn’t creek. Then, I lay next to you at night and always end up between your legs. Life is great.”
You blush and take the tray from him. “Glad there isn’t anything you’d like to change.” You say, turning for the back door that goes into the kitchen.
“Well, I’d change the fact that the crew sleeps under our roof, but life isn’t fair.” He states, following after you.
“It’s their roof too, you can’t just kick ‘em out. What would Boone do without you tucking him into bed?” You snicker.
“Baby, I’d tell Boone to get lost in a heartbeat if it meant it’d just be you and me, doing it in every single room.” He whispers into your ear, causing you to laugh loudly and shove him back.
“Y’all come eat!” You call out loudly to the cree, then turn back to Tyler. “You behave yourself.”
He pulls the finger you point at him, and tucks you under his arm for a moment.
It’s common for relationships to get slow and boring after being together for a long while. Couples don’t try as hard, the spark isn’t the same.
Tyler can’t imagine that, not when you’re the kerosene to feed the flame. He’s so in love with you, he doesn’t even know a version of life where he doesn’t have the dynamic he has.
Gathered around the wood table, all of you chatter about various things. Lilly frowns as she drips barbecue sauce onto the shirt with your cartoon face on it.
Yet another merch item you designed.
It has the words ‘Tex Knows Her Tornados’ printed on it.
You give Rocky part of your burger and Tyler scolds you, saying you spoil him too much. You just glare and say that Rocky deserves some good food too.
Tyler thinks you’re ridiculous.
Country music is playing in the background as all of you move to the front porch, waiting for the sky to come falling down and watching data streams come in. The house is lit up orange with all the lights on, contrasting against the sky. The rain hits harder now, it’s cold as it blows in, making you curl into Tyler’s side.
“You ain’t gonna go dancing in it?” Boone asks you, camera pointed at your shaking frame.
“Hell naw, I’ll freeze my ass off.” You laugh. “How about you drag your pretty self out there? I’ll record you.”
As you reach for the camera, Boone pulls away and retreats.
Thunder shakes, the pang of the thick rain drops hitting the tin roof is almost its own song.
“Come on, Tex, before you get washed away.” Tyler pulls you back inside with the others.
The crew has a grand time with the music playing loudly and the way you have to yell over the storm. The shadow of you and Tyler two-stepping in the kitchen, moves around the walls like a painting.
You let yourself imagine life further as you follow Tyler’s lead. You’ve been with the crew for so long, would you stay with them forever? Would nights continue to look like this if you and Tyler were married? If you had a kid?
That’s a scary thought.
Marriage and babies.
He looks down at you know when he noticed you stopped giggling. “You tired?” He asks.
You simply nod along, not wanting to yell your thoughts out.
He pulls back, announcing that the two of you were going up to bed. They all shout goodnight and go back to what they were doing before, turning the music down a few notches out of curtesy.
You pass your passed out pup in his bed at the top of the stairs where he likes to guard things. He’s fat and happy, you don’t bother him.
All downstairs sounds are muffled as the bedroom door shuts. Tyler kicks off his boots and watches you pull the covers back on the bed. Shimmying out of your shorts, you fully intend on going to bed.
Tyler doesn’t like that idea.
“Do I dare ask what’s on your pretty mind?” He asks, unbuttoning his shirt and unbuckling his belt.
You sigh. “Just thinking about the next five years.”
He shakes his head in confusion. “Why?” He questions.
You just shrug and slide onto the soft mattress. “Why not?”
Once he’s in his boxers, he joins you. “Don’t think of the next five years when we don’t even know what we’re eating for breakfast come morning.” He smiles. Immediately, his hands are pulling you close, his lips are kissing yours smoothly. He pushes your hair out of your face before moving down to your jaw line and neck.
“What has gotten into you?” You laugh as he rolls you onto your back.
“What? Blame the weather.” He grins as he cages you in.
As he kisses you again, hands pushing your t shirt up, you smirk at the need he’s progressing with.
“The crew is still awake.” You remind.
“The storm’s so loud they won’t even know.” Tyler states, moving to kiss your stomach.
Your hands play with his hair, you lay back and listen to the storm crash over the house as he pulls your underwear off and dives between your thighs.
The subtle anxiety of what life can turn in to is gone now as the warm pleasure washes over you from his mouth perfectly against your core. Your head digs into the pillow, you’re biting your lip at the amount of stimulation coursing through you. You pant out, deciding that you weren’t going to be patient all night.
You drag him back up to you, becoming the needy one now. Your shirt is tossed onto the floor, soon accompanied by his boxers. Anywhere you can touch him, that’s where you do. Fingers gripping into his biceps as he pushes into you, you let out a gasp of relief, matching the one he gives.
“Fuck, this feels good.” You praise, hitching your knees up to lock his hips in, pushing him further into you.
As he completely bottoms out, Tyler lets his head drop onto your chest for a moment while he gathers himself. No matter how many time you two do this, it’s still a crazy good feeling.
He slowly kisses your chest, sucking over the curves of your breasts as he pulls almost all the way out, then sinks back into you swiftly.
Thunder cracks loudly, making you yelp in surprise, then laugh. He looks down at you in humor as he adjusts his pace, making it slow and sweet at first, then moving onto more demanding thrusts that make you moan out loudly. He’s trying to hit as deep as possible, but the way you’re holding him close to you is making it hard to focus.
The way your skin rubs against his makes him feel like he’s on fire.
One hand intertwines with yours and he lays it on the pillow, breathing hard as he thrusts against the walls clenching around him.
You squeeze his hand. “God, I love this.” You say with an open mouth.
He proudly smirks. “Yeah? You love when I fuck you so sweetly?”
You groan out. “I just love when you’re fucking me. Doesn’t matter how…or where.”
“Fuck.” He curses, his dick twitching inside of you. He’s stealing your breath for his own now, you think he might just inhale you if he could, given the way he devours your mouth.
His hips rut against you, the tip of him presses against a sensitive spot inside of you that makes your voice break.
“More.” You beg, letting go of his hand and sitting up.
In an instant, Tyler has you flipped onto your stomach, his hands pulling your ass to him. You look back at him as he slides back into your aching walls, softly whimpering as he hits differently.
He pulls your hair to one shoulder, then leans to kiss the bare skin as he drives into you.
You look to the window, the way rain pours down it.
He’s pulling you back to meet his deep thrusts, his head falls back as he gets lost in the feeling.
“You like it like this?” He asks, making you nod feverishly, voice getting raw from the way he’s drawing moans from you.
“Ty.” You call out, gripping the sheets with a smile as you feel your orgasm building
“Good girl, say my name.” He pants, grip tightening on your hips.
“Tyler.” You breathe, thighs beginning to shake.
He knows your body as well as he knows his own, he knows the way your lower lip quivers and the way you get pulses through you that you’re getting close.
He lets out a whine, a childish grunt when he determines he wants to see your face when you cum.
“What’s wrong, baby?” You ask, barely coherent.
He doesn’t answer with words, just pulls out of you and flips you back over so fast, your head spins. Within a second, he’s already back inside of you where he should be, grasping your thigh as he coaxes you further and further to your finish.
“I need to see you when you cum for me, sweetheart. I need it.” He pants, sucking at your neck, hitting all the spots he knows makes your throat go dry.
“Fuck, you’re so hot.” You heave, breathing hard into his hair.
Your toes curl, your hands getting a death grip on his skin. Tyler pulls back to gaze down at you, eyes lit up wide, knowing your orgasm is going to wreck you.
“Come on, cum for me, beautiful. I got you.” He soothes.
One hand on his bicep, the other on his jaw line, you try to ground yourself but the way you’re swept away is out of your control.
“Fuck, I’m so close.” He pants, voice gravely and raw.
Your eyes squeeze shut, the knot in your stomach tight as you finally fall over the edge.
“Ty!” You cry out, the waves of hot arousal finally washing over you.
He strokes your hair out of your face, so close to his own release but guiding you through your own.
You’re coming down with a sob, your bottom lip quivering and your chest heaving as he buries his face into the crook of your neck and fucks you through his own release.
Your head pounds at the overstimulation for a moment, but you’re coherent enough to whisper to him as he comes down from the high.
“I love you so much.” You remind, shaky hands smoothing his crazed hair.
Your swollen lips kiss the side of his head before he turns to meet with his.
“Shit.” He pants into your skin, slowly adjusting his weight on top of you.
Tyler wears the same smile you do, trying to get his muscles to stop buzzing before he slowly lifts off of you.
He looks down, watching as he slowly pulls out of you and sees the mess between your legs. He’s dripping down your thighs, and you’re whimpering that he’s not inside of you anymore.
Pressing a kiss to your knee, he promises to be back in just a second. He cleans himself up, then comes back from the bathroom with a warm washcloth.
Your arm lays over your wide eyes as he cleans the mess gently, the storm isn’t so violent now, it’s settled on a steady rain and softer thunder.
Ty helps you to the bathroom and back, then pulls the covers over the two of you back in bed.
Arm around his middle, head on his chest, you fall into a comfortable silence. His thumb rubs your shoulder, eyes about to shut from the way your warm hand moves to slide up and down his stomach. Then, your loss for words passes you and you’re back to being your normal self.
“You ever scared that you’ll get me pregnant?” You ask, making Tyler’s eyes snap back open.
“What?” He clears his throat.
“You ever scared that you’ll get me pregnant?” You repeat your words.
He tries to find an answer that won’t piss you off, but he isn’t sure what will and what won’t. You know his silence well, so you add onto the question.
“There’s no right or wrong answer, cowboy.”
Ty wraps his arm around a little tighter around your shoulders. “Yeah, sometimes. When we were on the road, I was terrified of it, actually.”
“Really?” You hum. “And what about now?”
He takes in a breath. “Now, I don’t really think about it…I mean, we aren’t doing a lot of things to prevent it.”
You laugh. “The pill thing isn’t important when you have life saving research to do.”
Tyler shakes his head at you. “It made you kind of moody anyway.”
You smack his chest, making him claim he was kidding.
“I guess I could ask you the same question.” He says. “You scared I’ll get you pregnant?”
You move your hand back to its original place on his stomach. “I really don’t know. I mean, we aren’t kids anymore so I guess it wouldn’t be horrible if it happened but…we’re just so busy.”
He agrees. “And we aren’t really married.”
You strain your neck to look at him. “Does that matter to you?”
He looks down at you. “Does it matter to you?”
You hold his gaze, then look away. “I don’t know that either…”
Silence between you, rain above you.
Tyler sighs, letting his thumbs motion on your skin continue despite your goosebumps. “I’m not scared of commitment if that’s what you’re wondering. You want me to marry you? We’ll go to the courthouse tomorrow. You want babies, I’ll give them to you. Anything you want, I promise I’ll give it to you.” He says in such a serious tone, you feel your throat start to swell and your eyes burn.
You smile then kiss his chest. “You’re sweet on me like a bear to a beehive.”
Tyler grins. “I still have no clue what’s coming out of your mouth.”
“That’s okay, cowboy, as long as you can understand me saying I love you, we’re fine.” You say softly.
And you two fall asleep like that, tangled up together. Any movement you make throughout the night, you don’t get too far before Tyler’s gripping you warmly and dragging you back to his skin.
Come morning, birds are singing praise and the wind is gentle. You wake on your side, facing him, legs tangled together. He looks like a puppy when he’s asleep, all calm and soft. The broken morning light paints him a warm golden color, you reach out and push his hair away gently. He stirs slightly, his eyes drag open to see you against a backdrop of a simple shade of blue.
The sky outside the window is clear, you’re looking at him with affection, he wouldn’t want anything else.
“Mornin’.” You smile.
“Good morning.” He says with sleep still in his voice.
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