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[snarksparks]

IM DOEN!!!!! SCHOOL SHALL NOT KEEP ME DOWN

-dedicated to @volobeans :]

[montanabohemian]

#professor pepper all the way

[mariigoldzz]

little drawing I may not finish

“Why me, o goddess?” 🍂

[selffagellation]

i gotta say it. i am REALLY bummed that i'm gonna miss out on the sleep token concert :( tickets are sold out and the resale ones are just. unreasonable. i know they'll PROBABLY circle around again because they're very popular and i'm sure they can milk some more money out of the US, but i'm actively sad that i can't go this time.

[eosphorusss]

i know i should be glad i don’t have any romantic feelings left for my ex who left me in ruins but it’s so heartbreaking in its own way because… it’s over?

[egg-but-with-style]

Okay, so very new to writing, buttttttttttttttt..

The boys watching you be intimidating!!!

(keep in mind this is written for a tall and plus size reader, you can still read if you aren't though!)

Price.

You're tired, you've been working for hours and then suddenly, some stupid fucking higher up (price) tries to get you to do a little more paperwork. It'll look good on whatever stupid report he puts in at the end of the month for whoever. But you're tired, and while you don't fancy losing your job, you can't help the glare.

Maybe it's the fact he's always seen you be atleast a little polite, a little cordial. Especially with him given he was technically your boss. But the way you stare into his soul, that look that screams you're done with him, with today. When you stand up, he's still stunned, watching you pack your bag for the day, he doesn't say a word.

Could it be considered insubordination to stare at a higher ranked officer like that? Sure, but the strain in his pants takes more priority then filling out a stupid form about it.

Gaz

Ah, pretty boy Gaz. He's worked with his fair share of scary people, Ghost being a prime example. He managed, and while he isn't scared at the moment, he is at the very least surprised.

Watching you practically burn holes right through the private that was yapping about something to do with not wanting to be pushed around by a woman, it does something to Gaz.

He'd punch the little bastard himself, but he thinks you've got it covered, especially when you start laying into the little shit. Gaz was pretty sure the private was choking on they're own tears after you said something about they're attitude being reported to price, how it would be more likely then not that they'd be thrown through boot camp again and again until they actually learned their lesson.

Gaz learned something of his own though. Mean women turn him on.

Johnny

This horny bastard would find about anything attractive. In fact he'd been waiting for a moment when you'd finally lose your cool with him

He'd been bugging you all day. Reports this, emails that. He'd practically poking you with a stick, and while you'd rather not bite off another Sargent's head, it was really out of your hands at the moment.

The thing he finally did to make you start pinning him to the wall and start laying into him, was, funnily enough, him asking about what you liked in bed.

When you started calling him a pervert, a dirty bastard who's only meaning for existence was to make you annoyed specifically. It reminded him a little of ghost, which definitely didn't help his blood going south.

While the verbal attack against his mohawk hurt the most, the look in your eyes made up for it ten fold.

Ghost

He was a big bastard, and despite you definitely not being small, something about the way he stared at you made you anxious, and sometimes anxiety turns into anger. Which it did in this moment.

You were already having a pretty bad day. Which was fine, you would probably be able to shake it off when you got home. Except you didn't think you'd be able to stop thinking about the way Ghost stared at you. Like he knew everything you've ever done wrong

You knew that's just how he worked. He was observing, didn't have anything to say. But as you dropped your phone for the 3rd time that day, the anger that had been pooling dropped out too.

Turning to him and immediately yelling something to him about how if he didn't keep his eyes off you, you'd claw them out yourself. You probably should've kept your mouth shut, threatening a lieutenant was a serious thing after all, but you already said it. Might as well just let it all out.

Telling him about how he looked like a nightmare come to life, how he should go to a haunted house and work there instead. (He might've gotten paid better there too). But he stopped listening after that. Only focused on how red your face was, how you were so angry there were tears in your eyes. He felt a little bad, but only a little. Cause right now he was getting the show of the life time.

He didn't say anything though. He has a reputation to protect.

Authors note: Hi!!! Thank you so much for reading. This is my first time really doing anything bigger then something like a blurb, all of which I've done anonymously, so this is a pretty big deal for me. I hope you guys liked it! Byeeee!

[tryingtofindava]

pls im begging for dating ticci toby headcanons 🙏🙏

𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 ‘𝐓𝐢𝐜𝐜𝐢’ 𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬*ೃ༄

tw: mention of manic episode.

: ̗̀➛ Back to source

My god.

This boy is full of so much love.

Y’all take FOREVER to actually get together.

It got to the point where Toby got frustrated and was all like “should I just kill them?” (Assuming you ain’t a proxy)

What I’m tryna say is he’s sorta oblivious to his feelings towards you.

But he’s so scared to get attached to you, cuz every time he’s ever gotten close to someone they die.

But when y’all (finally) get together after a long ahh slow burn.

YOU TWO ARE LITERALLY THE CUTEST OMD.

He was so surprised that you said yes when he asked you out. Like- you? The pretty girl who he had the the pleasure of becoming friends with???? Says yes to him????

He’s so happy

Buttttttttttttttt.

So awkward it’s almost painful.

Onetime you kissed him on his cheek, bro was all like ‘🧍’

But when you guys get past that awkward stage? You guys are practically attached to the hip.

And I know most of the fandom hates the ‘soft Toby’ stereotype, but I feel like that’s just how he is w you (though he does have his moments…)

Lots of reassurance. It’s needed if y’all wanna last.

He isn’t used to have someone be so affectionate towards him. Since deadass the only person who’s showed him genuine love was Lyra.

When y’all first met, he’d always wear a massive ass bandage over the gash on his cheek.

Every time you saw it you gave him the ‘🤨’ look, which he’s just shrug it off. And when you’d ask him about it, he’d say something like:

“It’s ruh-rude to ask t-that.���

He’d even continue wearing it INTO your dating life, he’ll eventually cave in since it’s been around 8 months of him wearing it around you. And a wound would normally be healed by now.

He wasn’t at all surprised by your reaction of shock.

He’ll always have it on out of the apartment though. No exceptions.

He calls you ‘pretty thing’ sm it becomes a tic.

Eskimo kisses? Eskimo kisses.

He try’s his best to keep the whole murder part of his life away from you. But it’s obvious so… that was one long night of going over things.

Anywaysssss.

AQUARIUM DATES! Y’all get in your grandpa jumpers and walk around the aquarium holding hands and looking at all the cool fish n’ shit.

HE LOVES LOVES LOVES NECK KISSES.

He’s a slut for knowing he’s yours.

He loves teasing the shit outta you for being short. Even though he’s like 3 inches taller

“I’ve been b-breaking my buh-back k-k-kissing you, babe.”

“Piss off.”

He loves laying between your legs with his face flushed against your chest while you run your fingers through his hair and itch his scalp.

When you guys are sleeping, you’ll constantly have to make sure he doesn’t get too over headed or cold due to his CIPA.

Speaking of sleeping, he grinds his teeth while he’s dreaming. So just gently grab his chin to stop him. And he’s a deep ass sleeper so he won’t feel it lol.

He isn’t a big fan of PDA when you guys aren’t behind closed doors, but he’ll ALWAYS hold your hand.

On the less sappy note, when he’s having a tic attack he will not allow you to come near him. He’s so scared of hurting you.

And when he’s having an episode?

Make sure you stay calm. And maybe get to him before he gets to you. He’ll be so upset if he did hurt you while going through one of his schizophrenic like states.

To help him through his manic episode, stay as calm as you can, let him know that, although you don’t share the belief that it’s real, you understand that it is real to him. Try and keep focused on supporting him with how he’s feeling in that moment, rather than confirming or challenging his reality.

If he does snap at you, he’ll feel so guilty. He will think that he’s just like his dad.

He’ll probably disappear for a few days, but when he comes back he’s begging for you to not leave him. Like he’s full on sobbing.

Hold him.

He’s clingy. Like super clingy. Clingy to the point where it just becomes obnoxious. And gets a bit irritating but he means well :(

He loves you like a dog, and he’ll do anything for you. He trusts you with his whole being and hopes you feel the same.

✯.★*°•.°✯•.★*°°·.•°★•✯.★*°•.°✯•.★*°°·.•°★•

[arcane-vagabond]

We’ve got Tarzan! Bradley going down on Boots buttttttttttttttt what about…hear me out…..Boots going down on him? 👀👀👀

Oooooooo Let's talk about it!!!

You weren’t sure what had gotten into you, exactly. You didn’t think anything was different, but looking at Bradley had you aching to devour him. He was resting on the railing of the old research tower, fiddling with one of the books you had lying around, none the wiser to your less than appropriate thoughts.

“Bradley,” you murmured, leaning in towards the wild man. He hummed, still looking at the faded pictures in the worn out book. You placed a kiss to the base of his neck, right on his pulse point. “Do you want to try something new?”

He glanced at you then, honey colored eyes twinkling with a mix of curiosity and hunger as you trailed a line of kisses up the span of his neck.

“New?”

“Yeah,” you whispered, a sultry grin on your lips as your hands ran up his thighs, your nails dragging lightly over the tan skin. “I think you’ll like it.”

His attention was solely on you now, book tossed onto one of the cushions that littered the deck. You grinned at the growing tent in his cargo shorts, slowly lowering yourself to your knees as Bradley’s brow furrowed in confusion. You ran your hand over the hardening bulge, nuzzling your nose against it before slowly undoing the zipper. You released him from the confines of his shorts, his length was already standing at half mast, rapidly becoming harder as you stroked him.

His nostrils flared as he gazed down at you with dark, lust blown eyes. You smirked as you pressed a kiss to the tip of him, darting your tongue out to give the velvety skin little kitten licks, Bradley's head thrown back at the sensation. He let out a desperate whine as you traced the vein that ran along the underside of his cock, finally taking him in your mouth. Bradley let out a guttural groan at the feel of you taking him down your throat, his fingers tangling in your hair as you started to bob up and down his length.

You struggled to take all of him, your eyes already watering as you gagged around him. Your eyes gazed up at him, taking in how his chest heaved and his brow pinched in pleasure. His mouth fell open as you hollowed your cheeks around him, your nails running up the inside of his thighs.

You brought a hand up to massage his balls, and Bradley let out what could only be described as a growl as you felt him twitch inside your mouth. Bradley came down your throat with a shout, hips bucking up towards you as you did your best to swallow everything he gave you.

When his grip in your hair loosened, you pulled off of him with a pop, wiping the drool from your chin as you made eye contact with him. His chest was still heaving and he looked at you with wonder in his eyes, leaning down to pull you into a kiss that was more teeth and tongues than anything.

"Did you like it?" You giggled once he pulled away. He grinned at you, his cock already starting to harden once again as he reached for you.

[bunnygirl678]

AU or HC IDK buttttttttttttttt

-so red and green are dating right and their families are cool with it everyone supports them even the prof

-they've been together for a while like at least a couple years

-green is at the prof's house and they're having a few drinks reminiscing or something and the prof has too much and like admits that he think Red is too good for Green.

-Red isn't there so he doesn't hear it, but Green isn't as drunk so he remembers,

-and it starts to like eat his insides cause it's always been in the back of his head because of the shit the prof said when he lost the championship (like i just rewatched origins, cause my 5 year old is obsessed with red, and the stuff he says to green is horrible)

-and he knows that red loves him and he loves red so he isn't going to break up with him or anything like that

-but he gets obsessed with like proving himself to Red (the whole ch 30 of pokemas-ex)

-and when he isn't trying to prove himself to red he's obsessively trying to make red happy with him because he's so scared that red's gonna wise up and leave him

-red knows somethings wrong with green but he sucks at communication so it's super hard for him to figure it out and fix it

-and maybe after the whole thing of pokemas ch 30 red is like okay we have to figure this out and forces it out of Green

-and obvs he's pissed at prof oak because green is hurting bad, and he like flips out on him or whatever

-then red just spends a ton of time trying to show green that he is good enough and like it helps but i feel like green will always feel like he's not enough for red

[sanuue]

A lot of art i’ve made the past few weeks has been within roblox and they’re all random doodles that aren't consistent with lore at all, I even made a small comic buttttttttttttttt I'm a little too self conscious about my own writing to share it lol

I’ve definitely been in a huge stump lately where I want to make art but I dont have any fun ideas so I feel unmotivated and end up drawing literally nothing 💀 it makes me nervous to get involved with the community because then I feel very unoriginal with what I DO post.

When in doubt, draw ur oc with ur fav character 🥲 which is all I do

[safety-pin-punk]

Just gonna drop this here

Its not done yet, buttttttttttttttt it has some good stuff on it.

[perfectlysafeandhealthy]

I- ahem- I- um Very very very very very very safe, thats six 😏😎

sorry but the tags you left on my shitpost are actually FUNNIER than the shitpost itself I- why hiding your big brain in there?? ps: erm I love u be safe? also ur url is ace x

I- oh thank you, Your post was actually very funny itself to get the tags I left 😁 so really, you’re the one with a big brain ! I can assure you I am very very very safe, that’s triple very 😭

[fandomwe1rd0]

This was inspired by a conversation I was having with @t1zz earlier today. I hope Morty doesn't get a girlfriend right now (Jessica or any other girl) not because I think he doesn't deserve one, he definitely does, buttttttttttttttt I think his codependency with Rick makes a long-term romantic relationship damn near impossible, even with the plane girl in Vat of Acid, he was only able to have that relationship because Rick wasn't bothering him. And Jessica is more of an on-again-off-again girlfriend. Not really a long-term one.

With the way things are now, Rick would probably drag him on adventures, leaving him with little to no free time to spend with his girlfriend, they'd be able to text, but even then Morty probably isn't able to use his phone on adventures, I doubt the dimensions they are going to have Wi-Fi or signal. He could use mobile data I guess, but even then he's probably going to be too busy running to be able to use his phone. Eventually, I imagine the girlfriend would offer an ultimatum, them, or Rick, and due to his codependency, he'd choose Rick, soooo yeahhhhhhh.

Sorry sweetie, I just think you need to sort out your codependency to Rick if you want any long-term romantic relationship.

[theosconfessions]

🍰🤎🏹 for riv and blake <3

🍰 What is 'their song'? Officially or unofficially.

unofficially its -bad idea right-olivia rodrigo. riv knows hes bad for him sometimes buttttttttttttttt....

officially- selfish-justin timberlake

🤎 How do they comfort each other?

Blake- i think one thing i learned just being friends with riv, not even lovers because that came way later..we were friends for SO LONG first...i think that reassurance in the way of ACTIONS are the biggest comforts for him.he can get in his head and for all the right reasons and it probably blew up more so when we had teddie but ive kinda learned to steer towards not just talking..at least lately. i shouldve been more on the ball because i knew that for so long like i said.

River- do you even need comforted?

Blake- hardly ever [smirks]

River- blakes more of a touch kind of guy. i go by actions,words, that kinda thing but hes more comforting by physical affection. not sex just..you know..hugging..rubbing his arm, back that kind of thing.

Blake- you know me,baby.

🏹 Which one is more likely to think Valentine's Day is lame?

Blake- [points to riv] and let me tell you why. its a lot to do with his dads

River- here we go

Blake- no it is. because they arent big into the holiday ..at all. never have been and thats probably because their relationships kinda [bounces head back and forth] and so riv seen that growing up and then boom its just in his head now. he cant help it

River-thats not why i think its lame

Blake- baby you make fun of me anytime i do stuff for you all cute like for that holiday come on [laughs]

River- when you dress up like a giant teddy bear most times it s hard not to laugh im sorry

Blake- one time. every other time i tried to do something cute you make it pretty clear its not your favourite. BUT its mine SO deal.

River- [smirks]

thank you for the ask love!!!! theyre my fave wee babes!

[alexlestar]

Muted Blue AU

Reguri AU that pulls from other’s posts.

First is @deoxysacid’s role swap https://www.tumblr.com/deoxysacid/730102658260779008/roleswap-reguri-purple-if-you-will?source=share

Second is parts of @bunnygirl678’s post https://www.tumblr.com/bunnygirl678/728819485053730816/au-or-hc-idk-buttttttttttttttt-so-red-and-green?source=share

Then there will be Blue being scared of most ghost Pokémon like he is from Origins. (The only ghosts he’s fine with is the Gastly line)

Now for the part of the AU I’ve come up with

Agatha is Blue and Daisy’s grandma and is the reason why he’s fine with the Gastly line. (Not sure how fanon this is, but I know people agree they were ex's)

Blue gets his cocky side (that he only ever shows Daisy and Agatha) from her so she has a soft spot for him but still sees him like any other trainer during their battle.

Blue and Daisy have only ever been outside of Kanto once and that was to Alola to see family when Blue was very young (like 2 ⁄ 3 years old) and Blue only knows this because of photos. So this AU ignores any canon mention of Blue leaving Kanto.

During said visit Blue and Daisy’s parents are killed by a Jellicent while on a cruise and is why Blue is scared of ghost Pokémon. He doesn’t know which Pokémon is to blame, just that it was a ghost Pokémon that isn’t from Kanto.

The grief of losing their son and daughter-in-law Oak and Agatha break up which leads to Oak becoming a bitter old man to his grandkids. Daisy is old enough to stand up for herself but Blue becomes withdrawn around Oak and is a selective mute from it. For the next 7 or 8 years the only people who have ever heard Blue talk is his sister and grandma until he meets Red.

Red isn’t born in Pallet Town and meets Blue when they are 10 and is a month older than Blue. Daisy tries to get Blue to play with Red but he’s too shy at first, but this only makes Red want to be Blue’s friend more so he’s always hanging around Blue.

It takes a few months until Blue finally starts talking to Red even if it’s simple “Hello” and “bye”. This makes Red very happy which helps Blue warm up to him.

A year after Red has been living in town and has learnt sign from Blue and Daisy to help them talk when Blue is mute. The two of them get their first Pokémon. From Oak. This scares Blue but Red promises to stay with him while they get their Pokémon. Red picks Charmander and Blue goes to pick Squirtle but Oak makes a comment about how he’s trying to one up Red. This almost makes Blue change his mind but Red tells him it’s a smart move and how the typing matches their names.

After leaving, the only thing Blue says around other trainers are the attacks he wants his Pokémon to use. But when it’s just Blue and Red he talks more openly. A few months into their journey, Blue now has a one-sided convo where he’d just gush about Pokémon while Red listens. The first few times he does, he cuts himself short thinking he’s being rude by not letting Red speak, but Red assures him he fully enjoys listening to Blue. Red encourages Blue to gush to the point where Blue has repeated himself at least 10 times about the same Pokemon facts, but Red doesn’t care. He’s just happy to see his best friend and rival is so at ease around him.

Another few months passed so it's been a year since their journey started. They took their time to catch all the Pokemon they can, collect all the badges and help each other grow. They also hold off going to the league because Blue knows that if he became champion he would have to see Oak again he’s scared that will undo all of the progress he’s done to better himself. But in the end he goes because he doesn’t want to hold Red back.

Things proceed as normal with Blue going first and becoming champion, then Red following and beating Blue. However when Oak arrives and says he’s disappointed in Blue. Red goes off on Oak and says that they are champions together or neither of them are because they worked hard together to get to this point. Lance steps in and says he’ll allow it just this once because another region has more than one champion. But one of them has to be Top Champion while the other is only champion rank. Blue takes the rank just so he can leave and get away from Oak, leaving Red no choice but to accept Top Champion.

Once Red is crowned Top Champion, he rushes to find Blue talking with his grandma outside who is telling him how proud she is of him.

From here things continue as normal with Blue taking over the Viridian Gym, but he stays there a lot of the time to avoid going back to Pallet. Red goes up to Mt. Silver and promises Blue he’ll come back after some training.

After three years Red comes back for a few months before leaving for Unova. The two chat over the phone during this time. With Red no longer around again Blue regresses to not talking much to others in person outside of his sister and grandma since he couldn’t find a connection with the trainers in his gym.

3 more years pass before Red returns again when they are both 18 and this time stays in Kanto and promises that if he ever leaves again, he’s taking Blue with him.

The first week of Red being back he notices Blue being mute around him and worries it’s because he was gone for so long but Blue signs that isn’t the case. Red knows he’s telling the truth because Blue is a terrible liar. Red then jokes Blue likes him and catches Blue in a lie when he tries to sign that he doesn’t. For the next few weeks Red tries to coax the truth out of Blue verbally by flirting with him which flusters Blue. When he finally does admit it, he explains he was scared Red would reject him but realised that none of the flirting would have happened if he were to reject Blue.

So that’s my headcanon/AU for Reguri thanks again to deoxysacid and bunnygirl678 for the roleswap and mean Oak post that inspired this AU.

Part 2 Part 3

[lobstermagazine]

i might be a little late buttttttttttttttt

got silly (im not even sure if im doing it right but either way!!)

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