#buttslam

[loader-bot]

// finally picked up the full version of roboquest cus it was on sale and hrhrhhrhrhghghghgh!!! *happy robot noises* it's the best!! roguelite action shooter w/ super fun movement and you play as a cute robot!!!! RRRAGH and really love the sound design for player movement, it feels so good to move and shoot and beat enemeis to death with dual wielded frying pans 🥰 gives me loader bot gender euphoria!!!

also i'm in it. heheh. i do like summoner classes so this fits quite well. little buddy-bots very cute

[eyebrowpunk]

having many of the Status Effect Goops inflict constant straight damage just from contact without needing the actual status effect to even kick in was a particularly rancid decision

[mx-post-stuffs]

Buttslam (more on p4tr30n)

[noellevanious]

this weird old man is fun as fuck.

i dont think hes too OP outside of his insanely safe Evil Pogo Jump actions, hes like a more fun honda that gives up a really good mixup (in command grab and buttslam) and ex headbutt get out of jail free card for more natural pressure and setplay with his Bad Guy Bombs.

its also funny as fuck that the sf6 balance team went "yeeaaaa honda kinda sucks cause he's so safe with his engage options (even though they were punishable and very predictable) so we made it more unsafe on block. but bison can have that in his scissors kick that isnt a charge move. and also he can ACTUALLY fly up and across. and then fly back. and also he has setplay."

me enjoying Evil Old Man and not liking akuma and not really clicking with Manon kinda sealed it: im a charge motion bitch through and through

[bigwoofmom]

Cue Lucille buttslamming the first cute thing that she sees turning them into a flattened tattoo on her butt before retiring to bed.

She needs a cuddle partner when she sleeps.

[fat-slobby-gamers]

Bridget's buttslam might take a while to charge, but if it connects it'll surely knock her opponent out instantly... and if it doesn't, her awful gas absolutely will~

"Bl-WOUUUUURP-ock this overhead!" Bridget said hefting her multi ton frame off the ground casting a butt shaped shadow over her opponent as her entire bulky body descended on them.

"This is bullsh-"

[incorrect-lucky-star]

Konata: And here we see Tsukasa and Miyuki in their natural habitat. Texting each other variations of the words "balsamic vinegar" to try to make each other laugh.

Tsukasa: Balsim Vinger.

Miyuki: Basic Vines.

Tsukasa: Ha ha, Buttslam Vagrant.

[arsenicbighip]

Let’s keep this going, so you twerking is like the equivalent of a high powered shockwave, does that make you buttslamming like, the equivalent of a colony drop?

;33< more like the reckoning

:33< i think there would be actually, like... immense casualties if that happened! and then i would grow hungry.

:33< until i show up in a new town and they stuff me until im about to fucking explode! stupid human god-worshipping festivals...

[marcymallows]

decided to reinstall bfbb rehydrated on a whim and im happy to say that the glitch where you can make NPCs grow stupid big by buttslamming them as patrick is still in the game, at least on PC

[angelicguy]

Really dislike how when honda command grabs you in sf6 for the buttslam he goes how about a bit of BEEF

[eyebrowpunk]

picked up the Aged Circle game again last night and then promptly reminded myself of everything I dislike about it by fighting a tree avatar that did its goddamn rot goop AoE buttslam literally three times in a row while I strafed around it.

[chaosallstar]

The patented Kirk Buttslam 😍

[ID: text "Important Starfleet Maneuvers" Attached image is four panels as quadrants showing the Stargazer at warp, Riker sitting down, Voyager crashing into the time travel villain's space lab, and Pike hugging Una. Text on each "Picard maneuver: warp trickery" "Riker maneuver: Chair" "Janeway maneuver: hit it with the ship lol" and "Pike maneuver: Unabashedly care for the people in your life"]

[caninecontacts]

thinking about how to special cancel brisket's buttslam optimally

[fat-slobby-gamers]

Did Undyne have a massive blush after Toriel got up?

She would have! If toriel didn't follow up the accidental buttslam by unleashing an explosive and point-blank fart right onto Undyne's face.

She smelt like cinnamon and butterscotch for a week after that...

[bocchithelewd]

Brisket off the top ROPE!

Bridget came crashing down on her opponent with her patented Brisket Buttslam! It always gets the crowd up on their feet! (…partly because everyone in the stadium got lifted up a good couple inches from the shockwave)

[legatesprinkles]

Trying this again

Trying again to make this a habit because I am failing at this. Just want to vent and personally gush about videogames. Honkai Star Rail has been great and I am surprised it clicks for me despite dropping about all the other auto turn based battles on mobile. That may be due to my bias to mihoyo and already playing their games but I do think the production value, story and gameplay is pretty fun. The turn based battles I wish were a bit more in depth since the characters are only limited to 2 attacks and their ultimates which feels limiting but the ability to activate ults whenever keeps a little more active than other auto battlers when you feel like it. Wish the Nier mobile game could have kept my interest but I dropped that after a week. Been liking Star Rail so much that I have been neglecting Genshin. Hope Genshin’s story picks up soon because right now it just feels like the main story that started the game just keeps getting pushed back with little buildup. For Honkai Star Rail though I liked its impression so much that I did decide to already drop $100 on the most expensive pack and bought the monthly sign in and the 2 passes that have happened and can’t say I am disappointed. I havent actually dipped into my paid currency yet because I am weak like so many others and am saving for Kafka’s banner. Man when Star Rail launched it was like so many artists got horny brainrot from that character and I get it. Her banner isn’t for another probably 2 months but I will be ready.

Other than my gacha games Street Fighter 6 also launched since last time and Final Fantasy 16 launches soon. Got into fighting games with Guilty Gear Strive when it launched and have learned to appreciate fighting games casually since. Street Fighter’s pacing feels so weird to me in comparison to Strive and all the anime fighters I have been trying out. Playing Dee Jay and I am having fun but I dunno how long I want to be playing it regularly and often. May keep to it because it is fun and this game is gonna be around for a while like SF5. I calibrated at rock bottom for ranked mode but have climbed to silver since starting. My combos are very basic and garbage but I guess I can make better decisions at times vs my opponents. Just sitting back and letting the opponent jump into an anti-air can really carry some matches. But I really do struggle to understand SF’s neutral because it is so much slower than Strive and combos are harder to link together. It feels stiff to me until you do some heavy commits like Drive Rush and your heavy long pokes that can’t or are harder to combo into. One thing that is tilting me are matchups like Zangief, JP and Honda. I have no idea how to deal with these characters. It feels so stiff to try and navigate around Zangief that I dunno how to actually approach. Honda just does headbutt and buttslam and I feel at a loss on how to counter it besides getting good with parry. And JP...where do you start with JP? This character is kind of fucked up. I’m not a pro or high level player but I know when stuff is just mad annoying. Dunno if overpowered but definitely annoying. Someone at Capcom wanted to give a zoner character full screen high/low projectiles, full screen command grab that looks similar to the projectiles, a setup projectile that can also serve him as a teleport location, a level 2 that surrounds you with projectiles that go high and low, a full screen touch level 3 that he can combo into with his projectiles at full screen that just helps him stay winning when he wins space back. On top of that Capcom decided the zoner with all these tools and combo potential needed a counter that is valid against strikes AND throws! Like huh? I mean yea he is vulnerable if someone calls it out but that just makes every single character second guess what to against this character on their wakeup. The good thing is that it isn’t like an instant counter that you get bopped for but its a projectile that if JP does the right thing after the counter can get a full combo off of and hey he can also just try and grab you after the counter goes off because you are worried about avoiding damage from the projectile that just spawned off his strike AND throw counter. Just need to get better I guess but that is irritating. At least with Axl in Guilty Gear Strive or even Dhalsim in SF6 you kinda just get poked to death at range and they have limited tools when they are being rushed down with weak defense moves. Oh and for last, I think I just realize I hate armor in fighting games, yea I should play around it but eh everyone having an armored move like Drive Impact, I’m getting more annoyed with it.

Tomorrow gonna try and write about Final Fantasy 16 and Armored Core 6.