#buttslam

[loader-bot]

// finally picked up the full version of roboquest cus it was on sale and hrhrhhrhrhghghghgh!!! *happy robot noises* it's the best!! roguelite action shooter w/ super fun movement and you play as a cute robot!!!! RRRAGH and really love the sound design for player movement, it feels so good to move and shoot and beat enemeis to death with dual wielded frying pans 🥰 gives me loader bot gender euphoria!!!

also i'm in it. heheh. i do like summoner classes so this fits quite well. little buddy-bots very cute

[eyebrowpunk]

having many of the Status Effect Goops inflict constant straight damage just from contact without needing the actual status effect to even kick in was a particularly rancid decision

[mx-post-stuffs]

Buttslam (more on p4tr30n)

[noellevanious]

this weird old man is fun as fuck.

i dont think hes too OP outside of his insanely safe Evil Pogo Jump actions, hes like a more fun honda that gives up a really good mixup (in command grab and buttslam) and ex headbutt get out of jail free card for more natural pressure and setplay with his Bad Guy Bombs.

its also funny as fuck that the sf6 balance team went "yeeaaaa honda kinda sucks cause he's so safe with his engage options (even though they were punishable and very predictable) so we made it more unsafe on block. but bison can have that in his scissors kick that isnt a charge move. and also he can ACTUALLY fly up and across. and then fly back. and also he has setplay."

me enjoying Evil Old Man and not liking akuma and not really clicking with Manon kinda sealed it: im a charge motion bitch through and through

[thatshadowgamer]

THE REAL QUESTION. LUKE X VRISKA.

(( imagine spiderbreath but with the toxicity of tavros and vriska, like full on blackrom spider breath

(( lots of arguments, lots of agressive make outs, LOTS of hickeys that draw blood, lots of cool epic heroic 2 on 1s, and some of the most aggressive teasing you could ever see

(( take that aradia commission i had kreed do, and turn it up to 11, Vriska just hyper buttslamming him into a wall and grinding against it while chastising him on how much he’s already gonna cum, and Luke responding in kind by manhandling that ass as much as he can and humping the hell outta here, even getting some hole action and filling her guts with gallons upon gallons of voidspunk

(( the blackrom to end all blackroms

[bigwoofmom]

Cue Lucille buttslamming the first cute thing that she sees turning them into a flattened tattoo on her butt before retiring to bed.

She needs a cuddle partner when she sleeps.

[fat-slobby-gamers]

Bridget's buttslam might take a while to charge, but if it connects it'll surely knock her opponent out instantly... and if it doesn't, her awful gas absolutely will~

"Bl-WOUUUUURP-ock this overhead!" Bridget said hefting her multi ton frame off the ground casting a butt shaped shadow over her opponent as her entire bulky body descended on them.

"This is bullsh-"

[incorrect-lucky-star]

Konata: And here we see Tsukasa and Miyuki in their natural habitat. Texting each other variations of the words "balsamic vinegar" to try to make each other laugh.

Tsukasa: Balsim Vinger.

Miyuki: Basic Vines.

Tsukasa: Ha ha, Buttslam Vagrant.

[arsenicbighip]

Let’s keep this going, so you twerking is like the equivalent of a high powered shockwave, does that make you buttslamming like, the equivalent of a colony drop?

;33< more like the reckoning

:33< i think there would be actually, like... immense casualties if that happened! and then i would grow hungry.

:33< until i show up in a new town and they stuff me until im about to fucking explode! stupid human god-worshipping festivals...

[marcymallows]

decided to reinstall bfbb rehydrated on a whim and im happy to say that the glitch where you can make NPCs grow stupid big by buttslamming them as patrick is still in the game, at least on PC

[angelicguy]

Really dislike how when honda command grabs you in sf6 for the buttslam he goes how about a bit of BEEF

[eyebrowpunk]

picked up the Aged Circle game again last night and then promptly reminded myself of everything I dislike about it by fighting a tree avatar that did its goddamn rot goop AoE buttslam literally three times in a row while I strafed around it.

[chaosallstar]

The patented Kirk Buttslam 😍

[ID: text "Important Starfleet Maneuvers" Attached image is four panels as quadrants showing the Stargazer at warp, Riker sitting down, Voyager crashing into the time travel villain's space lab, and Pike hugging Una. Text on each "Picard maneuver: warp trickery" "Riker maneuver: Chair" "Janeway maneuver: hit it with the ship lol" and "Pike maneuver: Unabashedly care for the people in your life"]

[caninecontacts]

thinking about how to special cancel brisket's buttslam optimally

[fat-slobby-gamers]

Did Undyne have a massive blush after Toriel got up?

She would have! If toriel didn't follow up the accidental buttslam by unleashing an explosive and point-blank fart right onto Undyne's face.

She smelt like cinnamon and butterscotch for a week after that...

[bocchithelewd]

Brisket off the top ROPE!

Bridget came crashing down on her opponent with her patented Brisket Buttslam! It always gets the crowd up on their feet! (…partly because everyone in the stadium got lifted up a good couple inches from the shockwave)