#buttscratcher

[bearotonin-international]

Been a slow Fat Bear Friday huh

[apprendere]

doggo doodles

[chemicahs]

#buttscratch #ass

[waiterwaiterpercolator]

This is going to sound stupid but I can't believe people have left it until the last fuckin night of the festival to start doing the crowd shouts. Pre-covid it was an hourly occurrence to hear "ALAN", "STEVE" or like, even "BUTTSCRATCHER" or even just the long wordless yells that would roll out across the campsites.

Why and how did we just suddenly lose these call-and-responses, they were an integral part of being at download for the near-decade i attended before 2019. I've only caught one group rendition of the spongebob theme as well. People used to sing on the way out of the arena every single night.

[kittenchancorruptionarc]

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Actually, you make a good point. Hmm.

So…how tf can you like, scratch your balls without scratching them?? Like, your claws are sharp and deadly…

((I’m sorry my bf asked me this and I can’t stop thinking about it XD))

…That totally isn’t a disgusting question.

To be honest, I use my knuckles.

[themxtleycrew]

I heard Oboro would be a and sorry if not appropriate for blog buttscratcher if Takumi asked her to because he lost his tool for it

Anon, I think you need to work on your grammar bc I have no idea what you're trying to ask.

[laundrytalks]

idk man, are you sure? in this economy 20K doesn't buy you as many buttscratchers as it use to.

Absolutely

[diamndbrn]

/ drunk alyssa running around with a stick going “BUTTSCRATCHER!”

[riverofrainbows]

I find this interesting, and i agree with the post, but i don't think that's all there is to it. Another factor is that to be fine with having people over randomly or have someone look into your window, you need to be presentable to society. You can't scratch your butt, or walk around half naked, or organise your laundered underwear in your living room. You can't quite walk around without a bra, you would need to wear a binder for some people, put on specific make up, or any other things of getting ready to go out. And i personally, and probably a lot of people, aren't willing to do that just to sit at home and watch tv. I'm not willing to be going-out-ready in my own home, just because someone might decide to spontaneously come over. Some people, for example my grandma, are only in some state of non presentable between the bathroom and the bed, when waking up or going to sleep. And if they need to do something urgent around the house before they got dressed they have a bathrobe. I don't even own a bathrobe.

Some people are on buttscratch and pyjamas territory with their close friends, but my neighbours and random passerbys certainly aren't in that territory.

[12thlevel]

    ❛ what is wrong with you. ❜

[primcrdialchaos]

Starter call? Starter call.

[devillain]

@buttscratched​ asked: "  what are you doing over there ?  come scratch my butt !  "

He looked up from his book and at the dog, only a slightly look of unamusement, “Fine, but please refrain from farting on me this time.”

[chngjr]

“ that’s what they do , okay ? they act like they love you ! they act like they’ll be there forever ! and then one day they pack up all their stuff and move away , and take their love with them . ”  ||  @buttscratched​

           ‘‘ WOAH WOAH WOAH CALM DOWN THERE, DUDE.  what’s going                 on ?  did something happen to carlos ?......or did he just decide to spend the night                 elsewhere and didn’t tell you and forgot it’s taco night so you didn’t get any tacos ? ’’

[devillainsarchive]

" carlooooooossss "

Its the middle of the night and he hears it. His name, he thought it was a dream, but alas it was the familiar voice of his dog. He cracks open a sleep eye, because he was actually asleep for once, and sees his lovely furry friend standing on him, was Dude on him? He was too groggy to figure it out. But the dog’s face was in his own, he wasn’t too groggy to figure that out, “Yes?” he asked, whispering to not disturb Jay.

[hitpyre-a]

@buttscratched  asked   " scratch my butt ! "

      ❛  you’re  awfully  needy  for  a  dog,  you  know?  ❜  now  he  may  be  allergic  to  him,  but  he’s  not  a  monster.  a  dog  wants  his  butt  scratched,  he’s  getting  his  butt  scratched.  after  all,  he’s  supposed  to  be  the  school’s  dog  (  though  he’s  pretty  sure  he’s  just  carlos’  at  this  point  ),  might  as  well  spoil  him  a  bit.  he  grabs  the  back  scratcher,  leaning  over  and  giving  him  exactly  what  he  wanted.  ❛  brat.  ❜

[isleqveen]

buttscratched said: " wait , this is an actual emergency . stop what ever it is that you're doing and pay attention to me . dogs need attention , too , you know . "

“is there an actual emergency, or is the emergency that no one’s paid attention to you in the last five minutes?” she asks, squatting down to the dog’s level.”