#buttscratcher

[bearotonin-international]

Been a slow Fat Bear Friday huh

[apprendere]

doggo doodles

[steftastan]

buttscratches are my passion

[kittenchancorruptionarc]

…

Actually, you make a good point. Hmm.

So…how tf can you like, scratch your balls without scratching them?? Like, your claws are sharp and deadly…

((I’m sorry my bf asked me this and I can’t stop thinking about it XD))

…That totally isn’t a disgusting question.

To be honest, I use my knuckles.

[myrfing]

for a good while he was doing that tail thing each time my hand went to his rump but he stopped when he saw i was recording. buttscratch attack

[chemicahs]

#buttscratch #ass

[waiterwaiterpercolator]

This is going to sound stupid but I can't believe people have left it until the last fuckin night of the festival to start doing the crowd shouts. Pre-covid it was an hourly occurrence to hear "ALAN", "STEVE" or like, even "BUTTSCRATCHER" or even just the long wordless yells that would roll out across the campsites.

Why and how did we just suddenly lose these call-and-responses, they were an integral part of being at download for the near-decade i attended before 2019. I've only caught one group rendition of the spongebob theme as well. People used to sing on the way out of the arena every single night.

[laundrytalks]

idk man, are you sure? in this economy 20K doesn't buy you as many buttscratchers as it use to.

Absolutely

[12thlevel]

    ❛ what is wrong with you. ❜

[primcrdialchaos]

Starter call? Starter call.

[devillain]

@buttscratched​ asked: "  what are you doing over there ?  come scratch my butt !  "

He looked up from his book and at the dog, only a slightly look of unamusement, “Fine, but please refrain from farting on me this time.”

[chngjr]

“ that’s what they do , okay ? they act like they love you ! they act like they’ll be there forever ! and then one day they pack up all their stuff and move away , and take their love with them . ”  ||  @buttscratched​

           ‘‘ WOAH WOAH WOAH CALM DOWN THERE, DUDE.  what’s going                 on ?  did something happen to carlos ?......or did he just decide to spend the night                 elsewhere and didn’t tell you and forgot it’s taco night so you didn’t get any tacos ? ’’

[devillainsarchive]

" carlooooooossss "

Its the middle of the night and he hears it. His name, he thought it was a dream, but alas it was the familiar voice of his dog. He cracks open a sleep eye, because he was actually asleep for once, and sees his lovely furry friend standing on him, was Dude on him? He was too groggy to figure it out. But the dog’s face was in his own, he wasn’t too groggy to figure that out, “Yes?” he asked, whispering to not disturb Jay.

[hitpyre-a]

@buttscratched  asked   " scratch my butt ! "

      ❛  you’re  awfully  needy  for  a  dog,  you  know?  ❜  now  he  may  be  allergic  to  him,  but  he’s  not  a  monster.  a  dog  wants  his  butt  scratched,  he’s  getting  his  butt  scratched.  after  all,  he’s  supposed  to  be  the  school’s  dog  (  though  he’s  pretty  sure  he’s  just  carlos’  at  this  point  ),  might  as  well  spoil  him  a  bit.  he  grabs  the  back  scratcher,  leaning  over  and  giving  him  exactly  what  he  wanted.  ❛  brat.  ❜

[isleqveen]

buttscratched said: " wait , this is an actual emergency . stop what ever it is that you're doing and pay attention to me . dogs need attention , too , you know . "

“is there an actual emergency, or is the emergency that no one’s paid attention to you in the last five minutes?” she asks, squatting down to the dog’s level.” 

[hundredsandthousandsdiary]