#butlersweep

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you get maybe the best thing i've ever written

[macbeth-murder-match]

I can’t risk it I will commit voter fraud for Rahne Sinclair (is this voter fraud? I can’t tell). Rahne is in the running for both MMM and fated heir.

"fated heir" is sucha cooler name than the one i picked that im changing it right now. yeah they're in but let me know which one you want them in for. they can only compete in one.

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They're just saying that because they're scared. Butlersweep, my warriors. If butler wins he has to wear an embarrassing sash once he gets over to white boy bracket and he can't take it off.

Send proof you voted for Butler in place of any bribe for any wbb related thing of your choosing, including exclusive hints and characters you want smuggled in here or in macbeth murder match or the heir fight.

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writing?? perhaps???/nf

i had the idea of being in tartarus, then leaving, then going back ot get someone first. Rick Riordan copied me.

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Share please!

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[planeoftheeclectic]

#butlersweep#he protected that boy so hard he got kevlar in his ribs#(because he was wearing a vest when he TOOK A BULLET FOR ARTEMIS and they couldn't get the fibers out so they grew into a part of him)#he literally started training as a preteen iirc#his whole life has been protection of artemis the second and he mourned him when he got lost in time for 3 years#which he COULDN'T HAVE PREVENTED

Round 2: Butler (Artemis Fowl) vs Murderbot (The Murderbot Diaries)

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Butler:

He Raised That Boy! Butler (it's against rules for his employer to know his first name so he only told it to Artemis when he was literally dying (that whole book was about Artemis saving his life)) was first employed by Artemis's father (Artemis senior), as is customary for their families. Artemis Fowl lore includes the tidbit that the Butler family has been helping and guarding the Fowl family for so long (like centuries) that they're the origin of the word. Anyway, Fowl senior disappears when our Artemis is a child, so the child genius decides to continue the family legacy of international crime, which means that Butler has to protect him from everything and everyone. He manages it though. He's a one-man army. He's feared by elite forces. Anyone who tries to get to Artemis has to go through Butler but he's not letting anyone do that. He literally protects this boy with his life, and he cares for him like family, because who cares about employers when said employer is a child trying to find his father and you've been with them for all their life?

Murderbot: It was literally designed for this. Its sole purpose for existence is to be a SecUnit and to protect its clients (and also to data mine them because it lives in a capitalist hellscape but anyway). And it doesn't actually have a choice in that because its controlled by its governor module and isn't actually viewed as a person, except it hacked its system so it DOES have a choice and it still decides that what it wants to do is protect its humans, just while also being treated as a person. And it is so fiercely protective of everyone it feels responsible for, even if it is also very annoyed by its stupid squishy humans who wont stop putting themselves at risk.

[white-boy-bracket]

uh, tw for. um. bombing???

I DON'T KNOW EITHER?????????

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!!!

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Sorry for the screenshot, but I am here to deliver :)

Hit us up with the writing lol

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Kayne? Let me check-

Yes, i believe someone named Kayne was implicated by an Arthur Lester, smuggled in during the food form fiasco. He seemed to think a Kayne had something to do with the food form. Arthur said he was a private investigator who regularly dealt with malevolent entities.

Oh, and that's the name of the thing that master guy met in the woods. Self described Malevolent Entity, covered in blood. He and the Master of Masters called you incompetent. Kayne implied one of his followers sent him in, maybe during Butlersweep?

-Amy

@white-boy-bracket Do you know someone named Kayne?

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:D

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add ultra greedier from the binding of isaac. not ultra greed no i mean the golden fucking murder-thing in my icon. the only difference between the two is ultra greedier is gold and has more hp and is more annoying to fight

all u need 2 kno abt him ks that he is Large and rampages and kills. also he has ASS and i think that's really funny.

like why. HDHFHXJDDJ

(apologies for beheading him. i could not find a full sprite that had both his head and his ass out)

is he a Person or more of a woods creature,,, regardless he's in.

[white-boy-bracket]

We require a Butler sweep. If you see this and have not yet voted for Butler, go do it. Now. It’s important. Trust me.

Do you see how much he’s losing by? Not much. With YOUR help, he can win

Precisely!

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I CAUGHT UP FINALLY HAH

SO HERE’S MY PROOF THAT I VOTED FOR BUTLER!! Idc what writing fragment I get lol, just that it’s a writing fragment (choosing this over lore, love the lore but I just read through like three days’ worth I’m temporarily sick of it lol)

aaaaand will now be going to sleep I think it’s 1am now and I’m struggling to type properly lmao oops

you get a few!

criminal minds crossover:

from a vampire au (artemis isn't a vampire)

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From an original story

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Looking back on this i find myself guessing what the next line is going to be, and usually I'm right. But this time i was wrong, and the line in my head was better. Basically

Arty: (blah blah blah) i decapitated him with a tabletop

(other character): that was blunt

(expected line): so was the tabletop

(actual line): blunt, at least, compared to what he put in my skull