#but. lmao omfg ☕️☕️☕️

[cithaerons]

getting increasingly annoyed with this coworker of mine for reasons that are not actually justifiable and i mentioned it to my officemate yesterday and she spilled sooo much tea sksjsksksk

[wh0reforcoriolanussnow]

would you ever consider writing for jacob elordi? b/c now i'm craving him with a lawyer gf too😭😭 like he would sooo be with someone smart. those airport pics? buying books for her. the world? shocked he's not with a model.

Out of my league || Jacob Elordi x reader

A/n: love love love!!! And yes i plan on making more jacob fics :) i felt like i needed to post smth so here 😭

Warnings: none

Wc:

For the longest time, Jacob has always stayed private about his relationships. Whenever he would be asked in interviews, he would acknowledge he was in a relationship but never went into detail into who it was.

Fans have since then speculated that he was dating a model, or even another actress. Especially after an interview he had where he was asked if he was seeing anyone and he responded with “Yeah, I am. But I think she’s out my league to be honest,” with that boyish grin.

The two of you met while you were at a cafe in Boston, studying for an upcoming test when he left his wallet at the counter. You obviously knew who he was, I mean, who didn’t?

Jacob found you crazy attractive. Not just because of your looks but because you were smart. It wasn’t everyday he would bump into a Harvard student studying law.

After about two years of dating, the two of you decided that it wouldn’t matter if fans found out the two of you were dating. No one’s opinion would change anything.

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Jacob spotted at Sydney airport buying books 👀 wonder where he’s off to?

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user1: 😍😍

user2: he’d be my airport crush omds

user3: he’s so hot I cant.

user4: the fit.

user5: damn his gf is so lucky

y/n_y/l/n: he’s actually coming to see me 🙃

↘️ user6: who even are u 😭

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And so when he came to Boston to visit you—the day before valentines—he decided to finally post you on his instagram. Undoubtedly, Jacob’s fans went into a frenzy. Going crazy at the fact that they were wrong and that he was not dating model, or an actress like they suspected, but a Harvard law student.

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What the monkey on the wall says 🐒❤️

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y/n_y/l/n: mwah!

↘️ jacobelordi: 😚😚

user1: OMG OMG OMG

user2: everyone wake up, Jacob posted about his gf

user3: so she isn’t a model…… WE WERE SO WRONG LMAO

user4: did anyone notice her comment on jacobelordiupdates_ post yesterday 😭😭

user5: oh to be her 😩

user6: she’s a Harvard law student? omfg I’m curious as to how they even met

↘️ y/n_y/l/n: ☕️🔑

↘️ user7: IS THIS A HINT LOL

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nope not a model, just your average Harvard law student!!

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jacobelordi: so much better than a model babe 🥱

↘️ y/n_y/l/n: hehehehehe 🥰

user1: JACOB IN THE THIRD PIC

user2: isn’t that the book he bought at the airport yesterday 😭

↘️ user3: YES!

↘️ user4: that was what I was thinking too 🤔

↘️ user5: that’s so cute aweee

user6: the caption. love her for that lmao

user7: she’s so luckyyy

user8: the fact that everyone for sure thought Jacob was dating a model 😬

↘️ jacobelordi: they thought wrong. law students do it better

↘️ y/n_y/l/n: lol sorry to burst ur bubble x

↘️ user8: OMG OMG U BOTH ANSWERED

user9: finally, a celebrity not dating some other celebrity or model 😂

user10: how can a Harvard student be out of Jacob Elordi’s league?!

[vintagelacerosette]

Tag game Tuesday/picrew catch up!

Oh how I've missed doing these! Thank you so much to these sweetpeas who tagged me to do these tag games/picrew. Lyle @milkovetti Michelle @michellemisfit Bri @y0itsbri Evie @energievie Julia @juliakayyy Georgia @iansw0rld Kat @mybrainismelted Nosho @creepkinginc Cross @crossmydna Willow @ian-galagher Lyds @ardent-fox Vey @look-i-love-u Molly @deathclassic Jay @surviving-maybe 💕

💟Name: Myn/Shermyn

#️⃣Age: 27

🗺️Location: Sydney

🧥Do you own a robe? Describe it. Yeah a pink silky with lace trim one my older sister gifted me as my maid of honour gift 🥰

☕️Do you have a favorite mug? Describe it. Why yes! It's one of my prized possessions! My Gallacrafts mug I made art with the darling & talented Ling @lingy910y

🧣Do you have a favorite blanket? Describe it. You know I don't think I do & that's tragic 😔

🍵Coffee or Tea? Tea

↳🔥🧊Hot or Cold? Cold it's been so damn humid & dry in Sydney rn 😓

🧦Fuzzy socks or Wool socks? Wool

🧤Gloves or Mittens? Gloves but the fingerless kind so I can scroll/read fics on my phone lol

🔥Fireplace or Campfire? Fireplace

🌞🌜Sun or Moon? Both baby! They work in tandem to give us life ☀️🌙

🍬Chocolate candy or Sugar candy? Sugar 🍭

🥐Sweet Pastry or Savory Pastry? Sweet

🎃Peppermint or Pumpkin Spice? Peppermint. I haven't had pumpkin spice before

🛏️Go to bed early or Wake up early? Wake up early but i don't sleep early to make the happen 🥲

🥣Cold cereal in milk or Hot oatmeal? Cold cereal in milk I especially love the sweet ones. American cereal certainly hit the spot with their cinnamon toast crunch or lucky charms 🤤

🍞Potatoes or Bread? 🥔

And Finally…

🚬 Gallagher or Milkovich? It'll have to be MIlkovich even tho objectively the are more terrible ones than good. But to be fair the great stole my fucking heart 💖

Picrew

Which character from any media would you like to have as a father? 

I think Johnny Rose from Schitt's Creek would be a funny dad plus loaded 🤣

If money, laws, time, and effort were no object, what animal would you want to have?

I'd love an otter omfg they're so damn cute 😭

What is your Chinese takeout order? 

Sweet & sour pork & spinch noodle with wild mushrooms.

What's your favorite emoji?

🥹 I'm particularly fond of this one bc it's the marvelling of beauty for me

Would you rather have a library, greenhouse, or home theater in your house?

I think greenhouse. I think would be so soothing & I feel like I need more plants in my life hahaha

What childhood tv show do you think of the most fondly?

Cardcaptor Sakura 🌸

What was your tumblr like when you first joined?

I joined 2012 it was so aesthetic & I wished be one of those vintage aesthetic blogs hence my tumblr name lmao. I kinda got confused & scared how to use it so i stopped for 2 years. So i missed out all the fun drama i guess lol. Then I started using it as like a scrapbook of things I liked hahah

What clothing style do you love but don't feel compelled to replicate yourself?

50s but I feel that would be such an effort to pull off

If you were plopped into a fictional world, which one would you know the layout of the best?

Pokemon but like in the switch games. I've been playing too much instead of sleeping lmao

What is your favourite piece of art? 

Idk if I have a favourite but one that impacted me in high school was a piece called 'Atomic: full of love, full of wonder' by Nike Savvas. Funny thing is that I got to see it in person may 2 or 3 years after seeing it in a high school text book & having to do essays on it. It was by complete accident & I had no idea see was displaying her work in our national art gallery. It was magic to see a piece irl after studying it 🥰

Do you have a water bottle? what does it look like?

My bestie jusr got me this steel pink hello kitty tumblr that was a collab with a bubble tea shop! I love it I take it to work 💖

What fanfic trope is a quiet fave?

I think time travel with younger selves meeting their older selve & seeing how they fot their happy ending 🥰

Do you carry a daily bag? what does it look like? what's the weirdest thing in it?

Yeah a carry bag for work. It's this tote bag another bestie got me for my last birthday. It's really cute. It's pink & mint green with a cluster of cute things like teddy bear.

If you had to ship Mickey with another Gallagher, who would it be?

Respectfully no ❤️

What is a fanfic trope you didn't expect to like and then very much did?

I'd say mafia au especially bc of the amazing fic by Kay/Shamelessquestions, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Ian Gallagher.

Do you think s11 Mickey can still carry s11 Ian?

He sure could! He's our swol lil man

Look at them guns!!

Who got custody of the killing bat when they sold the house?

I kind have this tie between Fiona getting it or it being passed to Liam & Franny to keep the legacy going

Not tagging any bc I'm late but if you see this & you want to go ahead starlight 🩷

[adhduck]

For the fic writer ask meme!!! 👀☕️💕

omfg i never saw this tumblr how could you. (rifles through my blog to find the ask meme again)

👀 Do you have any words/phrases you use habitually? 

I do unfortunately have a habit of way overusing "just" and "a little" and "sort of" but that's not fun. Uhhhhhh if it's porn and I didn't write "please" at least several times it wasn't me, that's something.

☕️ Do you drink anything when you write? Coffee, tea, alcohol, etc?

Hopefully water just for the purpose of being chronically ill lol, but otherwise no? I'm not really a Drinks kind of gay

💕 What is the WIP that you are most excited about?

In the long-term sense it's always gonna be blossom boys (my 30-year slow burn), but at this exact moment it's my mermaid-ish au where i made it all a big trans and disability allegory (and also like. tangibly trans/disabled). Extremely fun and cathartic to write

If you wanna send me some emojis and have me answer it a week later, feel free lmao

[shy-bee]

ReignBot Japanese Mockumetry

03:00 yeah i think i definitely missed something 

03:23 hahaha ‘lackluster narration’

05:27 mhm, also noted! if i remember to watch that 😭

05:30 ah!! it’s set in 2009! oof my bad lmao

05:46 that is a nice detail, since they are filming in a house they can’t just make a room bigger to accommodate a camera crew, so it’s very personable (if that’s the right word?) in each other’s space, breathing down each other’s necks.

07:04 yeah i did think it odd but yeah you didn’t have to think about it for too long… 45-25=20. eh the mother was at an okay age, not a concerningly young!

08:26 yikes! still spooked me now

09:42 i saw the shrine too! but i thought is was for the husband, but now i know i was wrong

15:28 oh she is 22! i thought that was a fake age… why did i think she was 25..???? i’m so confused

15:56 still wonder why he brought the bag in with him :/

16:52 kinda funny has they censored the head injury but not the website

18:01 ah! i didn’t even notice that was what that frame was showing… oops

18:58 yeah.. thought as much

19:22 ah!! that makes sense as to why she was able to get back! i must’ve missed that too

19:58 eh, i saw that too, that the family was helping him more there. ah! makes sense. i was too wrapped up him him being the bad guy i didn’t see people’s opinion of him change since i was the problem…. oof

20:54 i do wonder what the other papers mean

and i found that scene weird, the cameraman is just lingering filming. it’s just odd, i know it’s probably for the movie, but if it were more real maybe one would start recording half way through the shout? aiy what do i know?

21:14 oh fking hell! harsh words mother!

22:25 i thought it was weird! and creepy

22:58 why tf are there more knives in the fruits?? what did they do to you?? QAQ

23:52 hahahaha, wait what where supposedly doing, kissing right? i thought i heard them kiss

28:33 hehe still made me chuckle

30:40 i thought he was dead in that room tbh 😅… too much true crime

34:38 … i feel like i should’ve probably just watch the first youtube video and not make a 1 1/2 hour long video double it length with me pausing so often 😭

35:40 ah! the mother!! 👀☕️ go on

36:19 oh… did… did the mother kill the cat? *LE GASP* like she killed the chicken because it went into her garden??

37:53 ah… why did i think the mother to be… i have issues let’s just move on ha…ha

39:06 ah… is the mum trying to get them to have false memories about what happened?

39:20 AH!!! I SEE! taht explains why he was looking over so much?

39:51 omfg that one scared me. chills ewh

40:03 so it was a read hearing? she brought it up because her son brought it up?

40:25 oh wait pffft that’s another daughter! so this is what she got them to talk about? the photo to distract people from what actually happened?

40:50 me either sister! me either brother! creepy!!

42:25 ah creepy! did the mum push him? but nice work cameraman to make that camera angle make sense!!

43:33 ah! all in the fruits! i see! that is a good what time show that! the fruits as the kids!! mhm mhm

43:52 Ringo sweetie what are you doing?

wait Ringo was the first to call him father and that, could she be on the mothers side. to stay on this land so no one finds the dead husband under the plants, and that’s why the plants are so healthy because they have good nutrients… was she slowly poisoning her husband… no her daughter wasn’t a nurse then… i’ll continue watching sorry!

43:58 i did think that might be poison but she quickly had some herself so i disregard that

44:16 wait maybe it is. and in small bits it’s okay but after time and you eat more it slowly but surly clogs up and builds up to a life ending amount? the look Ringo gave the mother was a but sus (at 44:13)

44:56 same same!

46:05 when i heard the lady say their family name at the end i did like that it did sound like that but i didn’t want to be ‘that guy’ but say that now sounds dumb

47:11 i’ll have a snoop too to see if there are any more translations for the other signs! 🫡

48:16 thank you! i don’t feel as bad now!

48:27 i also thought that *cough*

49:16 yes yes detective! tell us your theories!!

49:42 hmmm i see, you’re cooking, continue

50:28 yeah, figured as much

50:56 wait-!! omfg!!! ah! that’s so cool!! that cat 😌🤍

that makes it feel so real!!

51:01 :000 oh my go-

good watch good watch!! thank you

saiko family

notes - to keep track

father Sumio 39 <- stepfather

previous husband Ura (went missing)

mother Tsukasa 45

2 daughter Mikan 24 (works as a nurse)

2 son Ryuta 17

^poured food on Sumio’s face

^probably into something pervert (prediction had before 20:20)

3 daughter Rie 16

^beats up Sumio

4 daughter Remon 13

4 son Dan 12

5 daughter Sumomo 6 (Sumio’s)

5 son Raichi 5 (Sumio’s)

(prediction at 10:28 the new husband killed the first husband and forced his way into the family)

(prediction at 13:28 the not-husband-husband does something creepy behind close doors that it creeps the children out but they can’t say. the mother can’t say any since she needs his help to pay for the kids)

1 son Gouki 23

(prediction at 15:04 something sus is up with the 1st son. maybe possessed, is the ‘real’ man of the house that the younger ones look up to)

???? Ringo

^maybe the oldest sister? she’s ‘missing’

1 daughter Ringo 25

^left hole after graduating from high school to go to university

^found work in Tokyo (3 years ago)

^stop contact 6 months ago

^she was against the marriage

^maybe works at a brothel (22:26)

(prediction at 22:56 Sumio probably did something to the oldest daughter so she runs away from home to get away from him, traumatised. he -Sumio- gets caught on a ‘dirty’ site and pretends it’s a lead on the oldest daughter)

(24:50 i don’t want to watch this 😭😭😭 this is so weird!! why would you book a from, at a brothel house, with your supposed daughter??? that’s so wrong, if you where worried try contacting the place or wait until her shift is over and try to talk to her!! don’t book an appointment!! 🤢🤢🤢!!!!)

(26:02 this is so awkward i wanna die, what the hell 🤢)

(prediction at 33:16 is he going g to slowly ‘kill’ off the other kids until is only his two kids?)

(prediction at 35:24 he hurt the 2nd son you be able to get the 1st daughter back)

Ringo

^got scammed into the industry

(prediction at 38:58 he’ll kill the boyfriend to bring her home?)

(40:46 i hope they expect her!! QAQ!!)

(41:41 please give her a hug!!! QAQ)

(43:56 …… no surprised)

(46:48 .. somethings fishy..)

(prediction at 46:50 i don’t think the mother wanted the marriage, maybe she agreed because or the film crew… she doesn’t seem happy, or he told her to shut up and stop talking)

(46:51 … or am i being too harsh on him. sure going to a brothel to see you step daughter is weird, very weird, but maybe he’s a good person….? we’ll see)

(48:54 not cookie… oh gosh, don’t say that infront of the kids, when they’re eating!! 😭)

(49:49 reminds me of that case where everyone was scared/revered the oldest daughter and they turned a blind eye to her madness and even put lotion in her even after she died)

(50:30 not the children crying 😭😭😭😭!! what a background noise to see hands gently caring for the planets!)

(52:14 aren’t you over spraying that plant?)

(54:14 did his tell his wife that? was he hoping the 3rd to leave? you just got back the eldest why ask is they want to leave?)

(prediction 54:56 the 3rd daughter is possessed)

(prediction at 55:22 or the oldest son?)

(prediction at 55:38 maybe something bad happens every year? like a once a year curse? but the children brought up a ghost so i don’t know what specifically it is)

3rd Son with first husband Tuakaharu (don’t know if i spelt that right) died at the age 9 (in 2001, don’t know when this is set but was made published on youtube in 2015 so give or take a year)

(57:16 oh sh!t i think it is something once a year!)

2001 - son dies

2002 - husband goes missing

???? - Ringo being tricked

???? - Gouki’s mental state

???? - Rie’s hostility/domestic violence

???? - Remon’s (?) bike accident

^one year the cat dies

Present - Ryuta’s fall from roof

(01:01:32 maybe the photo he wanted was the ‘ghost’ photo? he seems to be more down on the ground about that’s possible)

(01:01:46 oh!! maybe the head injury ‘cleared’ his head so he can think more clearly?)

(01:02:24 a g-g-g-ga-ghost! hahahaha… sorry)

(01:02:28 hopefully we can see the photo, or the spooky of the ‘unknown’ is scarier. allowing us to imagine what scary thing is shown in the image, because everyone has different tolerances to different things)

(01:02:40 never-mind 😭 spoke too soon!)

(01:02:46 pffftttt! hahahahaha, hahahahahahahahaha!!! thanks to that zoom hahhahaha i thought it was a normal photo pffft so thanks! hahahaha)

(01:03:00 oh lord she’s become a ghost hunter hahaha! with that look maybe she’s the one behind it! hahaha! her voice suits the lazy fill of how this documentary would’ve been made if it where a real one!

… i fill a bit bad. i keep pausing to type, it’s probably keeping from getting sucked into the story! sorry! but i’m going to continue doing this!)

(01:03:08 burn the photo?)

(01:93:14 hahahhaahahahHahahHhHhhaahahah a omfg hahahahahahaha)

(01:04:48 a nice homely vide it wraps you up in a nice warm blanket!)

(01:05:44 hehehe sneaky cameraman!)

(01:06:18 👀☕️)

(01:07:08 it is nice to see that the children are more happy! but i have a feeling Rie is about to rock the boat. maybe the older siblings have a plan or something to mess with the new dad?)

(01:07:30 … what a waste of food. and i was right)

(01:08:02 i feel like i shouldn’t be watching this…

since it’s real acting though these fight seems are a bit funny looking since the kicks/punches look weak but the father is good at acting hurt)

(01:08:37 EYH!! oh my… that one he definitely didn’t actually touch her, but still bloody hell!)

(01:09:12 …pfft… sorry i just can’t help but think about the cameraman standing up close a personal at this scene through his camera lens being like ‘good sh!t’ while his face stays in moved)

(01:09:22 …hmmm oof line… i’ll keep watching but i do think this father isn’t as innocent as he seems)

(01:09:44 …. now i feel bad QAQ)

(01:11:00 how much do you how much do you bet that she’s gone missing just poped out from existence like the father?)

(01:11:18 maybe call the police or something?)

(01:12:28 don’t push her of the bridge! don’t! i see you! don’t you dare!)

(01:012:40 i was about to say you don’t need to apologise… but they both should really, neither are really in the right here.)

(01:13:18 wow “you are… Nothing.” wow! i should get that tattooed one me pffft)

(01:14:09 what does this mean?)

(01:14:30 (?) good question)

(01:16:22 awh 😭😭😭)

(01:17:50 i guess she needed the slap of reality? there is still 20 minutes so i’m uneasy)

(01:18:14 MISS!!! it’s not you place! it’s bad enough you’ve filmed all of this, don’t poke your nose into who’s calling who father!!)

(01:19:04 with what money??? you can afford a house but a nice van for a camping trip??

what are you kidnapping them???)

(01:19:22 oh my! that sure was a jump-scare!! was not expecting to see him outside of that room!)

(01:19:30 … wait why does he has his bat with him? does it bring him comfort after facing a traumatic experience so he brings it around with him to feel safe? i don’t know… i feel uneasy again, sorry big brother!)

(01:20:07 so cute!!! heart is melting!!!)

(01:20:28 eh! put both poles in before you bend it! you’re making it harder for yourselves!!)

(01:21:56 omfg lady!! don’t ask such a question! they are two different people, two different fathers! they’d be different so don’t compare them! ehy!

before she asked that though it’s nice to see the children except him! they have seen him put his foot down, so i can see how that gave them some reassurance!)

(01:22:20 awh her smile!! QAQ!!! so precious!)

…. that poor gosh!! 🤢😭 sorry had to skip that

(01:23:24 awh..! to have them all day that T^T i’m not crying you are!)

(01:23:42 pfffft hahahaha then it just pans to her awkwardly/creepily watching from a distance… ha…

maybe she should had a series where she stays with a family for a month and buy the end of the month they are all sawn together with her magic hands)

hehehe!! ✨fire✨

(01:24:08 are they really a family? i feel after all this they’ll be close together and have a bond no? a bit like the weasley family. to act like a family for so long you’d have an emotional connection to them so maybe the joy they’re showing is real?)

tbh i thought the announcement was going to be another child lmao

(01:24:24 maybe the oldest son did have something happen, the way he’s acting makes me think maybe he has something, not in like a mean/bad way.

it nice that he’s being included into the family’s things now :D)

(01:24:55 protect the fire from the rain QAQ)

(01:25:33 i wonder if they planned the weather)

(01:26:15 oh gosh 😭😭😭😭 so precious)

(01:26:27 why am i waving goodbye?)

(01:27:40 what’s going on??)

(01:27:55 oooo that neat! to have the ‘open door’ button on the floor, stops the germs from getting in the hands!

but what about escapees who scroll on the floor and people with no legs/in a wheelchair)

(01:28:30 …. that sight brings back memories)

(01:29:24 … sus … did he push her down so he could get her and her husbands life insurance?)

(01:31:26 maybe that was the ghosts plan, to now keep sending you to the hospital to make you stay in the house. the injuries becoming -worse?- so it’s gets more power and causes you to stay longer and it continues)

(01:31:51 ah! the eldest boy! eating with the family! very proud!)

(01:33:02 awh he’s also out there with the father!

i’m just worried the reason why i watched this was because another youtube video said that there was horror, or something like that and to watch it before the video, maybe i missed something in all this.. if so, oof!)

(01:33:19 pffft nothing to the actor, her dead eyes as selling this… well

01:33:22-24 i guess you could say there is warmth her looking at a family endearingly)

(01:33:28 the deadpan voice- so i’ve tried not to talk about it much- pffft-)

[wint3r-h3art]

I can see a smut fic with the song Dirty Mind by 30H!3 for Khan or Sinister Strange 💕

Omfg the last time I listened to 3OH!3 was like my freshmen year of high school (I feel old af lmao!!) I can see that!

My go to songs for writing Sinister Strange is Closer by NIN…Khan is more Seduce & Destroy by Otep, even Flesh by Babychaos 👀☕️ more darker twisted vibe just because they’re y’know villain vibe

[call-me-maggie13]

👧 I’ve always kinda known I was gay but I accepted it when I was like 14 bc I was kinda in love w my best friend.

🥰 My first crush was my best friend lmao.

👩‍❤️‍👩 I didn’t love my first gf but the first girl I loved is still the person I love most in the world and the thing that made me fall hardest for her was how she made the rest of the world melt away. I met her almost four years ago and she still has the same affect on me.

💘 I’m a modern day Romeo tbh. I’m constantly falling in love. I probably have more love poems than Rupi Kaur and I constantly find little things about people to fall in love with.

🚫 I’ve never really had a problem w comphet in school bc I didn’t have friends until after I knew I was gay and was confident in the fact that I was gay (no correlation it just took me 15 years to stop hating ever single person long enough to form an emotional connection w someone).

↕️ I’m a top.

😍 Girls are fanfuckingtastic at kissing omfg

😣 Guys think my being a lesbian is either something they can screw out of me or it’s just me playing hard to get.

💋 I melt for soft girls. Like girls who wear oversized sweaters and love Disney movies and sing along to the radio and read a lot and feel like early morning sunlight filtering through the blinds and touch you so so softly. God, I could go on and on but I just fucking loooove soft girls.

☕️ I wish more people knew I fucking love when someone just tells me we’re going out and doing something.

🐾 I have a dog but I prefer cats

🧸 I love love love it tbh

🌈 I’ve yet to go bc someone who assaulted me goes to them every time we have one in town and I’m too broke to go out of town for one.

😈 idk tbh

⛅️ The first time I knowingly came out to someone was in eighth grade and my sister took it really well but apparently like a month before when I had stayed the night with my best friend, I had slept walked into her mom’s room and told her in the dead of night.

🙈 This actually happened the other day, but I was walking to class and I saw a pretty girl and got distracted lowkey staring at her and tripped and fell. Then, when she was helping me up, all I could say was “I guess I fell for you” and it was super embarrassing.

🥉 Well I am a useless lesbian so I appreciate the acknowledgement.

🥺 I fucking love featherlight kisses and touches like, sjsiwnausbdubwaikqodb yes pls

❓98% of my closet consists of flannel and denim but I rlly rlly rlly wanna leather jacket

👄 I fall in love with ppl for their smiles 98% of the time.

Girls, Girls, Girls

👧 - at what age did you realise you were a lesbian?

🥰 - who was your first crush?

👩‍❤️‍👩 - when did you get together with your first gf and what is something you loved about her?

💘 - have you ever fallen in love?

🚫 - an awful comphet moment/how did you get over your comphet/have you ever experienced comphet?

↕️ - are you a top, bottom or verse?

😍 - best thing about being a lesbian

😣 - worst thing about being a lesbian

💋 - do you have a type of girl you like?

☕️ - what’s something you wish more people knew about you?

🐾 - cat or dog lesbian?

🧸 - how do you feel about the tumblr ‘soft innocent lesbian’ aesthetic?

🌈 - ever been to pride? If so tell a story from then.

😈 - strap or no strap?

⛅️ - what was your coming out experience like/what do you think it will be like?

🙈 - most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of a girl

🥉 - what do you think of the useless lesbian stereotype?

🥺 - what is something a girlfriend can do that makes you feel giggly and full of butterflies?

❓- flannel, denim or leather lesbian?

👄 - most attractive thing about a girl