#but. it is not. a combat weapon. it is WOEFULLY Bad in salmon run LMFAOOO | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

moe-broey · 2 years ago

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Funniest thing about the Big Run stage is that it's actually one of the few Turf War stages I feel I excel on because my go-to strat is Dip Into A Corner and Spam Tentamissles from A Safe Distance and also final bit of the match fucking Storm The Base swimming VERY FAST with my bombs when no one is looking (<- probably an extremely annoying type of player HAHAHAHA)

All that goes out the window when One: I'm stripped of my regular weapon (Reef Lux my beloved) and Two: I am being kilt to death by frying pans from all directions.

#splatoon #another funny thing is i do always get SO EXCITED when i randomly DO get reef lux in rotation #but. it is not. a combat weapon. it is WOEFULLY Bad in salmon run LMFAOOO #literally reef lux is just the Be As Annoying As Possible weapon. i esp love pissing off the snipers w it #esp bc we both know i'm not on their level. i'm NOT winning. i'm just causing problems on purpose for fun (no profit)#sometimes if you're lucky you can pull off a satisfying charged shot kill but i do not rely on this.#bc any match up esp head on i know i'm not living it HAHAHA #all those factors just compound like. salmon run it's kill or be swarmed and killed very painfully 👍#i stand by this stage being an interesting and neat challenge though. forced to adapt ect ect #if there's ever a big run on mahi mahi resort i'm going to blow up buildings about it though.

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