#but you've really got a lot of splaining to do

[teawithghosts]

fortiche really said "we're gonna give you an ALL IS LOST moment" that will rattle you to your fucking (hex)core :)

[spookiesmausoleum]

𝐑𝐞𝐝 𝐕𝐨𝐱 - 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐆𝐨 𝐖𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬

A collection of lyric starters from Red Vox's album "What Could Go Wrong" cut for length. Please remember to specify for multi-muse blogs!

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐞𝐬

"Got a new woman, found her in an old bar."

"Got me a woman, baby!"

"There she goes in the morning."

"There she goes in the evening."

"There she goes when the day is, day is done."

"I found her on my new phone."

"Really should see her photos, too bad they weren't her own."

"Think this is the woman, baby, I really do."

𝐀𝐭𝐨𝐦 𝐁𝐨𝐦𝐛

"Was on the news today, gotta stay afraid."

"Just leave it alone."

"It's out of control."

"They got a war machine but it's going green."

"I don't even know.

"They got another minion with no real opinion taking the fall."

"And I'm telling myself that I'm going to hell."

"I feel like an atom bomb."

"Just leave me alone."

"We're down in a hole."

"Can't take it anymore."

"Tearing me from the inside."

"Blowing me out of my mind."

𝐖𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐝 𝐀 ��𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐤

"Watch me throw my life away, just for you, now I feel it's here to stay."

"Every time I close my eyes, I can see all the things I wanted to be."

"Take a piece there's not much left, but I feel that there's something more to say."

"We had a little talk."

"Got your reasons, got your code, and I know that you think it'll never change."

"Take the time to know yourself, not a clone or a fraction of someone else."

"Whatever you do, don't you throw your life away."

"Whatever you do, don't you turn turn your back on me."

"Don't you give your life away."

"Watch me throw my words away to wind, do we change or we stay the same."

"After all that's been and done, it was you I always running from."

𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐓𝐨 𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥

"I wake up on my own, but I don't wanna go."

"A million things to do."

"I caught another glance."

"Could be a second chance."

"I wanna go back home."

"Look out of the window and doubt everyone you know."

"I really wanna leave, but I know it won't last much longer."

"Half the day is done."

"I'll meet you after lunch."

"Throw me to the curb!"

"You said you had my back!"

"You gotta learn the rules."

𝐓𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞

"I caught you ringing on the telephone, but you couldn't spit it out."

"I heard you sounding like a dial tone, marbles in your mouth."

"Remember that funny feeling you couldn't live without."

"And you couldn't see the vision, head all in the clouds."

"I caught you saying that you're in control, but your wheels are spinning out."

"But you can't hear me shout."

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐎𝐟 𝐇𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲

"You've got a sentimental feeling, but you're under someone else's thumb."

"Now you'll play the victim from the start."

"Show off your sacred, bleeding heart."

"You claim to know the path to healing, empathy for all, but not for some."

"Gonna act this way."

"Gonna think this way."

"Gonna talk this way."

"Gonna 'splain away all the things you say."

"Never gonna change, gonna walk away to the next charade."

"Before you take the stage, I'm gonna walk away."

𝐀𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐲

"I wish you luck along the way, I would have never told you, but I gotta say it's true."

"And if I'm wrong, along the way, I would have never told you cause I gotta play the fool."

"And now you got a problem with my company."

"You found a little bit of trouble and you're out to sea."

"And if you got nothing but time to kill."

"I get a back seat driver and a critic for my review."

"That makes the time and the effort worth the trouble of going through."

𝐇𝐚𝐳𝐲

"So I got a little older I got everything I thought I'd need."

"I got a little wiser, but I'm not everything I thought I'd be."

"Think you'd be better off in bed reliving the past inside your head."

"No I don't have a lot to leave and I'm not good enough to."

"Was it worth the time you spent?"

"I don't think so."

"Could have been worse is what you said."

"So I got another concept, I think it's my best idea in years."

"Gonna give it the very best of me."

"Think of all the shit that came and went."

"You'd think it's the wheel you'd reinvent."

"I guess I'll throw it all away, because I'm not good enough to."

"And you should give up before too long."

"But if I pretend to believe that I'm good enough to..."

"It was worth the time I spent."

"And now the voice is fucking dead."

𝐉𝐨𝐛 𝐈𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲

"I got you a job in the city now."

"But what you want isn't what you found."

"We're taking the bus and you're going downtown."

"Bet you tried to burn this opportunity down."

"So sorry, so sad."

"Slaving all day for your pennies now, should be proud."

"Got me a car and I bought me a house."

"When I was younger, I had it all figured out."

"I want you to notice."

"I want you to know just what I've done for you."

"It's time to come down from the top of that cloud."

"You're punching the clock for twenty odd years now above and beyond, but still on the ground."

"Take a bow."

𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐭

"She missed the beat on the day of the week she was born."

"Gotta go sometime, always losing."

"You're losing a part of yourself everyday."

"Gotta go somewhere, always something."

"It's something that you tell yourself."

"All the way… to the morgue."

𝐆𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐏𝐚𝐠𝐞

"I've been writing on your ghost page babe."

"I've been waiting by your grave."

"Once upon a time I watched you fall."

"It was written on your wall."

"Rain hell, rain it on top of me."

"Cause right now, no one is stopping me."

"And I would check it every day."

"We'll be together till the end of time."

"I'll be scrolling through your shrine."

𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭

"And every time, that I feel afraid, afraid of what I'll say."

"I towed the line and now I'm alone - It doesn't mean I don't belong."

"It's hard to believe you when you say I'll never leave you."

"I could be wrong, but it's been a long, lonely night."

"And any time that I feel the pain."

"You told a lie and now I'm alone - I couldn't see when I was wrong."

"And any time, that I feel afraid, afraid of what you'll say."

𝐈𝐧 𝐀 𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦

"Once, I dreamt I wasn't far away from you."

"And I just couldn't believe it, I was changed or deranged."

"Now, am I the one who's head is in the ground."

"But I don't know what any of this means to me."

"Turn out the lights and it's all so clear to see."

"All of this time I was holding out it seems."

"Go back to bed and I'll meet you in a dream."

"And you, you complicate the life you stepped into."

"And I just couldn't receive it, I was closed, predisposed."

"Now, am I the one who ran away from you."

"I don't know when I would see your face again."

"You fell like a star in the Milky Way back when."

[atbondolas]

It wasn't supposed to go like that. She did whatever she could not to let that happen: she steered clear of populated areas, minded her own (garbage-related) business, built her empire without having to worry about the terrible stuff that made human life a Hell on earth – stuff like existential dread and taxes. Those days were a distant memory, one she intended to forget.

Then he came into the woods.

“What the fuck is wrong with you?”, she shouts. She didn't remember her voice to be that nasal. “Who the fuck goes around kissing random animals? I could've given you rabies!”

The guy – a twenty-something dude with noodle arms that seem a bit too long for his body – is staring at her with a mixture of horror and wonder. “It's rare for opossums to have rabies,” he stammers, still lying on the ground where he fell when his kiss turned her back into a woman.

“Shut up, weirdo! Look what you've done to me!”

“What are you?” He swallows. “How can... This can't be real. God, I shouldn't have drunk that water, something is messing with my brain.”

“Oh, I'm definitely gonna mess with your brain, just you wait till I remember how to use my arms.”

She looks around. Wherever her eyes land, there's nothing but roots and trunks and branches and green green green. Everything looks so much smaller now that she's almost 6 feet tall again.

“I need a rock big enough to break your skull.”

“You what?”, the dude screeches.

She glares at him. He's pathetic, so scared of what just happened that he can't even move a muscle. A grimace finds its way on her face when she realizes that she can relate to his situation more than she'd like to admit. She got into this mess for the same reason, after all, when her animal instinct kicked in and forced her to play dead instead of attacking him. As he picked her up and petted her, she was paralysed by fear, unable to attack, and when he finally kissed her on the head, it was too late.

“Fuck, it's your fault! Your kiss broke the curse!”

“Well, shouldn't you thank me then?”

“Thank you? I liked being an opossum!”

“I liked you better as an opossum too!”

She shakes her head. “This doesn't make any sense.”

“I think it makes a lot of sense. Opossum-you wasn't threatening to crack my skull open with a giant ro–”

“Not that, idiot. I mean the curse. How did you manage to break it? Only a true love's kiss could do that.”

His eyes get, if possible, even wider. “I'm gay!”

“Then what the fuck does this mean?”

“I... I guess I really love opossums.” Noodle Arms sits up straighter. He gestures vaguely, like he's searching for what to say. “They're really cool animals. Super cute, too. Did you know that–”

She cuts him off: “Are you really gonna try to human-splain this to me, asshole? I was literally an opossum up till five minutes ago.”

“Right.”

They stare at each other in silence for a few seconds, then she sighs. “Okay, get up. We've got so much stuff to do and zero time to waste.”

“What?” Noodle Arms scrambles to his feet. “So you're not gonna crack my head open anymore?”

“I need you alive. If I wanna find that bitch of a witch and get my life back, I'll need all the help I can get. Even yours, as absurd as this might sound.”

“Wait, you want me to help you find a witch?”

She raises one eyebrow. “You'd rather die?”

He forces a smile. “When do we start?”

“We started ten seconds ago.”

She turns around and starts walking. The damp ground beneath her feet is both alien and familiar, just like the world looks both smaller and bigger at the same time.

“Uh, another thing...”, Noodle Arms says.

She rolls her eyes. “What now?”

“You are, huh, a bit naked.”

Oh, for fuck's sake.

“I'm not wearing a fucking bra ever again!”

A witch has turned you into a opossum, and only true love’s kiss can turn you back. However, you don’t want to be human again as you’re quite content with the empire of garbage you have built.

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Could I please request HCs for Saitama, Genos, Sonic, and Garou, for either a friend or s/o either is fine) that’s a werewolf? They got bit at a young age and turn into one every full moon. As a werewolf, they’re not actively aggressive unless they’re being attacked. Really, they’re a big softy who wants to pig out on meat, drop a dead deer at your feet. A big softy that’s also tough as hell given they spent a good portion of their life being hunted as a werewolf. (P.S You’re doing great 👍🏽)

thank v much I hope I got this accurate to werewolf lore

Werewolf Reader

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Saitama

Werewolf is just fancy language for big dog to him

It caught him off guard at first, understandably, likely underestimating how much of a change it was, but he got used to it

He's mad about all the fur you have on the low. It's crossed his mind asking you to also bite him if it meant he had some hair, but he wont go through with it

Your company is appreciated during winter full moons. He would like to lay on you, and save on his electric bill. Bald people always be cold

If you drop a dead anything for him he's gonna be happy about the free food you just provided

Hunters aren't a problem at all as he's on it, and any aggression you may show towards potential threats don't bother him. He'll be trying to count how many teeth you have, though, if bared.

He keeps making twilight jokes and you can't stop him. If he could get his hands on a Team Jacob shirt it would be the best inside joke he's ever had

Genos

Unaffected entirely he givesn't a shit

He's gonna make sure you get more than enough to eat by assisting in tracking down potential meals. He'll let you do the hunting part, partially because it's good for you and also to observe your behaviors

Becomes like an expert overnight, plenty of Genos-splaining things you should watch out with eating and good exercises and all that for your big dog brain

He insists petting you is absolutely beneficial to your well being as a werewolf and gives the best tummy rubs

Rly he just thinks you're just the cutest damn thing he's ever seen and he can't explain it so he won't say anything

Anything you drop before him is greatly appreciated and he will use every inch of it in some way

He's damn upset there's no dog toys with your size even though you've explained it's not necessary many times

Sonic

It was a bit of a what the fuck moment but he got over it quickly

He likes to see how much your strength/speed changes while in this form, so he plays lots of games with you but calls it training

Always brushing your fur. Keeps breaking brushes on your fur.

He loves you, really he does, but please don't give him anything dead it's gonna make him have jitters. Because it's just a whole ass deer at his feet. A rat wouldn't bother him as much.

Yes he'll say thank you but he'll be looking green

You'll never notice if you were even being stared at. He's the best at getting rid of hunters, and you wouldn't know it unless he said something

He sometimes can get access to quality meat. Likes to spoil you a little so you don't have to go out looking for some.

If someone owes him money for a job he did he's borrowing you to scare it out of them. Whether he gets it or not he doesn't care if you end up eating them.

Garou

He thinks it's the sickest shit ever he has a werewolf companion and would be so fucking hype

Makes it a competition who can hunt the most meat. He's pigging out with you

If you're large enough he wants a ride. It would make him so happy. Top speed through the woods in the middle of the night

He just kind of forgets you're also human at the time, and will just be petting you and talking to you like you're a whole dog fr

Play fighting is very fun with Garou

Anyone that dares to even look at you wrong is dead immediately. You being vulnerable to hunters an all makes him see a bit of himself and it makes him incredibly defensive towards you

You can eat them if you want it makes hiding evidence easier

You're the best bed a guy could ask for. He loves sleeping with you especially during full moon nights