#but yknow what we're saying it was sero

[mettywiththenotes]

I think we should give Sero a little more credit for knocking the GPS thing out of Endeavor's hand during the Rogue Arc

Even more so the fact that immediately after doing that he went "uhh can we borrow this please??" Like he was desperate like the others but still somehow trying to be respectful lol

He's so funny but brave too imo, I love him

[dontbeunraisonable]

Hay, can I get a Jirou x GN reader with a cat quirk , YKnow sleepin in boxes and purring, all that floofy shit 👉👈

JIROU KYOKA X GN!CAT!READER 

Thank you so much for this request!! I cryyy!!

I made this headcanons because I wanted to talk about this for a while. This is the CUTEST idea and I’ve been thinking about it all day.

Word Count: 1775

Warnings: swearing. Dead bugs (nothing messed up just like hunting and leaving them on your enemy’s pillows). Also i don’t have a cat because I am allergic (curse you father) but I have friends who have cats and this is what I know about the angels. :)

- Your quirk gave you two ears on the top of your head, a tail, pupils shaped like a cat’s, and some feline personality traits. You could sleep anywhere. Any bus ride your class took, you would zonk out in your seat. You would lean against Kyoka’s shoulder, or on her lap while she listened to music. Whoever woke you up got a sleepy glare, and if it was Denki or Sero, an earphone jack to the eardrum. After class you would take a short nap in your room after changing and freshening up. Kyoka would come to your room to work on homework with you, and would wake you up at a set time. Or sometimes she'd fall asleep next to you and then you two would wake up at like 7 pm in a panic with all of your homework still to do. "Why didn't you wake me up!" "You looked so cute I didn't want to disturb you :(" "Aww. Well, we're still screwed because math looks hard but that was super cute."

- You don't hate baths. Or showers. And your reaction to random buckets of water being dumped on your head is like any others. Except your nails are a bit stronger and sharper.

- Your nails are a bit long, and curve a little more. Dress code says you can't paint your nails, but you do clear coats to make them shiny. What’s the term? Civil disobedience? "Why no, of course my nails are not painted, sir. My nails are naturally this shiny. Have you heard of biotin supplements, sir?"

- You do have to trim your nails regularly though. You hate it, but you don't want to accidentally scratch someone or something. You accidentally scratched Kyoka's cheek once and she'll never let you live it down. It was just a little red line, but she told everyone a vicious tomcat attacked her for no reason and you had to profess your innocence. You tried to kiss her face so many times, and she was like “no you���re mean” and you’re like “NOOOOO PLEASE I WANT KISSIES”.

- You have a very complex cleaning regimen. No, Kirishima, you don't lick yourself for hours. You take nice showers, and wash your face, and moisturize, and put special masks and soaps on your fur. Any licking jokes are cut short with a pounce or dead bug on their pillow case. Ya know The Godfather? Horse heads are heavy but dead moths are not.

- Speaking of bugs. Kyoka doesn't hate bugs with a passion, but obviously doesn't like them in the shower. You are good at catching them and either putting them outside or executing them for their crimes. Grasshoppers? They must be obliterated from this earth. ( I know that will mess up the ecosystem and all but I personally hate them with every fibre of my being ). Spiders are released. Ants. Moths too. The tiny beetle things. People can tell when there's a bug in the room cause you stare at it before leaping up and catching it in your hands. You’re basically her bug assassin, since she gives you kisses every time you make the bug “an offer they can’t refuse” (catching them in a cup and yeeting the whole ass cup, no i'm kidding, just the bug)

- To scare Kyoka you'll stare at the wall suddenly for a few seconds and then return to what you were doing. She'll be like "uhhh can we get Ryan and Shane on the phone?" You can’t see anything but her eyes bug out of her head and she stares too like a demon is about to push their face through the paint on the wall.

- The day Bakugou damaged the fridge was heavenly. Well, the day after was. Someone kept moving Bakugou’s food around in the fridge and some other poor bastard was eating his food. He was yelling and screaming and accidentally blew up part of the door. Aizawa could have killed him. The heavenly part (besides seeing Aizawa shouting at the suddenly very quiet blonde) was the delivery of the new fridge in a marvelously massive box. When you walked downstairs to see Aizawa making Bakugou help install the new fridge, you saw the giant cardboard box the refrigerator was delivered in, and Kyoka could almost see your eyes glow like a red stop light. You lunged for the box before anyone else could even look at it twice and hauled it up to your room. Up the stairs, as you were too excited to stand in the elevator without jogging in place.

- You friggin cleared a space in your room for this beautiful, sexy box. Then you went back down to eat your breakfast. The only thing you could think about all day was “box box box box box”. You took such a long ass nap in that box, and Kyoka thought you had disappeared because you weren’t in your bed. Then she accidentally dropped something while looking for your notes and startled you awake. And then you startled her because all of a sudden her partner is speaking from the cardboard box in the corner while she was writing “haha ur a nerd lmao” on your science homework. After a few blissful days Aizawa told you that you had to get rid of it so you wouldn’t get crickets. Then scorpions. You wanted to say goodbye to it, but you came home to a room without it since he didn’t trust you to throw it away yourself. You didn’t cry. Very long.

- Okay enough about the box. I got carried away. Time for more “floofy shit”.

- When you cuddle, you like to lay across her lap so she can’t leave you. It doesn’t work when she’s playing instruments, but if you guys are watching TV or music videos then it works fine. Unless she’s trying to dance or headbang. Then you are jerked around and you give her that classic ungrateful look. But you are warm in her lap, and then she’ll fall asleep. Especially if she has a tummy ache or cramps. The pressure and warmth are blessings.

- No one may know, but getting pet behind the ears is heaven on earth. She’ll rub behind them while you’re napping or about to nap and you melt like a puddle in her arms.

- You purr. Especially when cuddling with her. She loves it. At first you were embarrassed by it, until she awkwardly confessed that she really liked it. She told you that the sound was really sweet and she liked knowing that you actually enjoyed the affection, and your face looked so blissful when you purred. You two were both really flustered after she said that, and then you slowly snuggled back into her, letting her cuddle you, and letting yourself purr contentedly.

- One time tho, you fell asleep on Izuku. Drool and everything, but this mans didn’t move a smidgemeter. After you apologized for covering his shoulder in drool, he was like “oh it’s fine. Uhhh, did you know sometimes you purr in your sleep? I thought you were snoring, but I think it was purring.” You kinda just looked him dead in the eye for a few moments, before tearfully begging him to not say anything. He of course promised not to, and felt bad for mentioning it, but he did think it was really cute. But the way that dead moths crumble into microscopic pieces when you touch ‘em kept him from sharing your secret. (Honestly why do they have to do that. I work up the courage to finally dispose of the bug that’s been tormenting for nights and then it explodes on me like a convenient X-Files ending. Please I want to look cool and not scream and run away when I try to hide the murder scene, it’s already dead and can’t hurt me anymore.)

- You know how when cat’s like you, they have sleepy eyes cuz that’s how they say they trust you, like “I trust you not to hurt me and to protect me while I'm napping”. You always have the content sleepy face with her.

- You definitely do the head thing where when you want attention you impatiently bonk the top of your head against her like “love me, please”. And she’ll just pull you closer into her and you (gently) bonk (more of a boink, if you will) your head against hers.

- The tail. Very soft, very delicate, very expressive. No tugging. You will get nails through muscle. But very soft strokes and twirls are acceptable. Especially when you’re laying across her lap, and she absent-mindedly twirls it around with her hand.

- I get the feeling that Kyoka is a little awkward with words, so she would really like a physically affectionate partner, who will just lay on her and be happy to just exist together as long as you two are touching.

- Although you can’t really cuddle when she’s playing instruments for you, you stare at her adoringly while she plays. She definitely gets a little flustered when she looks up to you while playing and seeing your heart eyes (imagine not being smitten for this wonderful lady lmao clowns). She might mess up the note due to her flusteredness, and your smile wouldn’t even falter.

- I almost forgot about the patches of sunlight on the ground. While sailors memorize how the stars look during the different seasons, you memorize where the sun patches are during different times of days and seasons. You’ll sit on the floor together, and you slowly scoot around to sit in them. It’s totally obvious. But life is just better when you sit in the sunny spots, it’s literally proven by science. (I don't have sources but trust me on this. If the sun is out, you should go out and get a little bit of it. It helps you feel better.)

- Okay. Halloween. You were bribed, blackmailed, begged; every single method of persuasion was used on you. She had bought you a maid dress in your exact size (how) and she wanted you to wear it. And the thigh-highs. You weren’t really opposed, but you wanted to make her work for it. Builds character, ya know? You pretended to finally give in, and she danced around. You of course gave her some smooches after that adorable scene. And she was like ,,0_0,, . She has a whole album of photos dedicated to all the pictures and videos she took, and all the videos have her giggling in the background.

- All in all, you two are very happy together, with your more relaxed personalities going very well together.

I kinda just talked about the quirk, but I hope I scratched that wonderful itch for loving from Kyoka :)