#but yes i'm a gin and tonic were bffs truther

[saintsenara]

every time i think about ginny in CoS i get unbelievably sad, but also it's so fucking funny when you think about her yapping to Tom...they were #real haters since day 1

the idea that they were sincerely bffs can be pried from my cold, dead hands.

for the serious point that he must select as victims of the basilisk people she's been gabbing about, as a way of terrifying and gaslighting her about whether she's responsible for the attacks - you just know she had a lot to say about what a prick she thought colin was and he was sitting in the ether [or wherever a soul lives] kicking his little feet in the air and saying "so true, bestie. amateur photography is cringe. hopefully nothing terrible happens to him!"

and for the less serious points that:

a. only the sort of theatrical teen edgelord who spent months coming up with an anagram of his own name could have written that valentine's poem.

b. the plan to lure harry to the chamber of secrets is really giving the way you used to ask out your crush when you were in year eight.

either tmr ships hinny [the horcrux is the chest monster! dean, you're in danger, girl!] and said "ok, let's get him down here and i'll gas you up", to which ginny replied "sick, i'll play dead so if he says no i can pretend i didn't realise you asked" or ginny ships tomarry and she said "i'll just chill unobtrusively while you impress him with your giant snake" and he said "class, do you reckon i should imply he's talentless and mid* while i do it?" and she said "yeah, one hundo" [omg snake!].

* “Well,” said Riddle, smiling pleasantly, “how is it that you — a skinny boy with no extraordinary magical talent — managed to defeat the greatest wizard of all time?"

tom... hun...