#but yes anon Stan is def balding ahaha

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I don't think Kyle will be the one with a receeding hairline.

It looked like in the post covid special that Stan is the one who got that.

IMO, they’ve both got hairline issues.

While Stan’s receding hairline is more noticeable, I do think they’re both experiencing some male pattern balding, which is totally normal for men their age.

For science, I’ve also looked at their hairlines as boys.

Now I’m not gonna sit here and start counting pixels, especially when I know Those Bastards were not thinking that deeply about where their hairlines should go, but the hair around Kyle’s temples falling back below his natural hairline is definitely a conscious design decision (entirely because that’s what Matt’s hair is doing these days, let’s not get it twisted here).

Likewise, Stan’s hair in Post-Covid is pretty clearly based on Trey’s, and brother is balding. I do find it interesting how far back Stan’s hairline is as a child, though. I guess he’s always had a big-ass forehead.