#but yeah thurrock is the name of a port town on an estuary of the thames and an old-timey way of referring to the hold of a ship

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i love making up names for characters who we only get the partial names of. nadia dolorosa du pont you are the people's princess of traitor characters <3333 i forgive you for choosing sister thurrocks as your parish name bc even though it sounds kind of ugly, you sure did try to be a port town on the banks of this unforgiving estuary <3333 you tried to be the hold of this ship <333 and you failed so bad <33333 and don't get me started on my hypothetical val names list, which is just me listing off famous sacrificed martyrs. my "what the fuck is faulkner's last name" list grows by the hour. a possible last names for mercer and gage list will get written down. i'll give carpenter's parents names and you can't stop me <333