#but yeah no seriously i have forgotten my middle name at least thrice since i started taking two epilepsy meds at the same time in october

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 The meaning behind my url: “hiernameeinfuegen” means “insert name here” and was not even my idea since I am not creative at all.

A picture of me: ↖

How many tattoos i have and what they are: I have none.

Last time i cried and why: Honestly, I can’t remember.

Piercings i have: A total of ten piercings on both my ears, yet there is more to come (one more helix and one conch ring on each ear). #metalinflesh

Favorite band: Metallica

Biggest turn offs: (Mental) Lack of confidence, indecision, secrecy, inability to look someone in the eyes, idleness = when you literally have no balls; (Physical) neglected appearance, „too much” of something (like too thick/thin/muscular etc. pp), tattoos, colored hair

Top 5 (insert subject): I have no top five, I like to talk about literally anything.

Tattoos i want: I hate tattoos.

Biggest turn ons: Class and manner; someone literally gets me immediately interested when they do not have eyes for a bunch of another, cleverness, confidence, conservatism, determination, naturalness, cheerfulness/liveliness (they’re the best, fun guaranteed). I do not have specific physical „turn ons”, but I for ex. favor if someone likes to wear leather just like me.

Age: Soon 20.

Ideas of a perfect date: Get some food, chill literally anywhere (I don’t care if it’s the car, McDonalds or a park) and have long, honest deep conversations where you, first, are able to completely be yourself while, second, figuring out how the other person thinks.

Life goal: World domination

Piercings i want: Especially conch rings on both ears.

Relationship status: Can I eat this?

Favorite movie: Uff... I don’t know.

A fact about my life: Once I hacked my mothers old laptop using JS. Well, at least I could switch off her internet as I pleased.

Phobia: Asthenophobia

Middle name: Not in your interest.

Height: 1,63m / 5′4″

Are you a virgin? Hah, that’s an old joke ;)

What’s your shoe size? European 38

What’s your sexual orientation? Heterosexual

Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs? I used to smoke when I was younger; I drink occasionally.

Someone you miss: No one

What’s one thing you regret? For sure, in the end I regret nothing because it, ultimately, led me to who I am now. I honestly do not spend much time thinking about negative stuff.

First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive: Fuck them all

Favorite ice cream? Vanilla

One insecurity: Hm, well

What my last text message says: You seriously do not want to know that.

Have you ever taken a picture naked? No

Have you ever painted your room? Yes

Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex? On the cheek

Have you ever slept naked? Not that I can remember.

Have you ever danced in front of your mirror? Yeah

Have you ever had a crush? Yes

Have you ever been dumped? No, funnily I was always the one to dump people.

Have you ever stole money from a friend? No

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met? No, why though?

Have you ever been in a fist fight? Yes

Have you ever snuck out of your house? More or less, rather IN my house.

Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? No

Have you ever been arrested? Not yet

Have you ever made out with a stranger? Just... why

Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yes

Have you ever left your house without telling your parents? No

Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor? As a kid

Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun? Eh

Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Yes, when I had girl friend(s) over.

Have you ever seen someone die? No

Have you ever been on a plane? Yes

Have you ever kissed a picture? Yes

Have you ever slept in until 3pm? Yes, not long ago, haha. I woke up at 3:30pm.

Have you ever loved someone or miss someone right now? Yes

Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes

Have you ever made a snow angel? Long ago when there was snow where I live.

Have you ever played dress up? No

Have you ever cheated while playing a game? Yeah

Have you ever been lonely? Yes

Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school? At school

Have you ever been to a club? Two times, I regretted both of them.

Have you ever felt an earthquake? No

Have you ever touched a snake? Yes

Have you ever ran a red light? Yes

Have you ever been suspended from school? No

Have you ever had detention? Yes

Have you ever been in a car accident? No

Have you ever hated the way you look? When I was younger I used to not like myself very much due to insecurities, but I never hated anything.

Have you ever witnessed a crime? Yes

Have you ever pole danced? No

Have you ever been lost? No

Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country? Yes

Have you ever felt like dying? Yes, when I nearly drowned (2014).

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? No, actually not

Have you ever sang karaoke? When I was like 12, yes

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yeah

Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Funnily, I have to admit that this has happened at least thrice.

Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger? What if? ;)

Have you ever kissed in the rain? Yes

Have you ever sang in the shower? Rarely

Have you ever made out in a park? Yes

Have you ever dream that you married someone? I have not dreamt of marriage.

Have you ever glued your hand to something? To a table in school

Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? No

Have you ever gone to school partially naked? No

Have you ever been a cheerleader? No

Have you ever sat on a roof top? Yes

Have you ever brushed your teeth? Who fucking does that?

Have you ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone? Yes

Have you ever played chicken? No

Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No

Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger? Yes

Have you ever broken a bone? 50/50, I almost had my nose broken.

Have you ever been easily amused? I am

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried? This happens to me occasionally

Have you ever mooned/flashed someone? No

Have you ever cheated on a test? Haven’t I answered this before?

Have you ever forgotten someone’s name? Yes, happens in my classes until this very moment

Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real? Yes

Give us one thing about you that no one knows: Whenever I crave food, it’s mostly meat.