#but yeah like that being said bullet dodged bc *I* believe in astrology and it would have been a NIGHTMARE had my sister been an aries
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so when my baby sister was about to be born me and my sister went to some of the appointments with my mom bc we were v excited abt the new baby and everything and the doctor suggests inducing labor on the 20th or the 21st of april and my mom hears the 20th and is like "absolutely fucking not-" and the doctor is like ?? and my sister and i we're like 12 and 11 look at each other like oh right, she doesn't want the baby on the weed number that makes sense mom is pretty straight laced. she's INSISTANT that it's the 21st, 22nd, or the 19th if they absolutely have to. and then in the car my dad pries a little bit and she's like "no way in hell is my baby sharing a birthday with h*tler if i can help it what the fuck" and my sister and i are sitting there like wh. she didn't even KNOW about the weed thing until kitty (said sister) was like 3 and one of my cousins told her at christmas 😭 anyway happy birthday to my baby sister
#like she looked up the people born around all of our due dates bc she's a freak (affectionate) in order to gauge the vibe#she doesn't even believe in astrology or anything! she's just weird!#but yeah like that being said bullet dodged bc *I* believe in astrology and it would have been a NIGHTMARE had my sister been an aries#anyway im drawing a portrait of her cat as a knight#pregnancy cw#nazi ment cw#weed cw#drugs cw#childbirth cw#this post is all over the fucking place good god#tbd#ask to tag
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