#but yeah idk what they were thinking? Did they actually reference actual boxer weights without looking at heights? Did they just eyeball it

[frappe-dehors]

Someone asked for it and that's all the prompting I needed so here it is : a tier list of how easily I would topple over the Punch out (wii) boxers just by lauching my 200lb at them full speed, because somehow, despite being built like brick shithouses, like half of them are lighter than me.

A few notes :

-This was only based on how much they weigh, not how they're built

-Muscle is denser than fat, so for how built these people are, they should be much heavier than that

-I checked a (admitedly small) database of photos of people with the boxer's corresponding height and weight, and they ranged from very thin (some even admitting they had an eating disorder at the time the picture was taken) to slightly pudgy. No one looked even close

-The only outlier was Bear Hugger, were people with the same height and weight as him did have a similar body type.

-Also I'm built fairly similar to other people my height and weight (aka sitting somewhere between mid-size and small fat)

-Height also factors a lot in how much someone weighs (because bones) so why and how the fuck is Soda Popinski only 40 pounds heavier than me

-Little Mac's weight would make a lot more sense if he was still 4'8"

-I don't actually know the physics of lauching yourself at someone work. This is not a scientific chart.

-If I catch you being fatphobic on this post I'm blocking you