#but yeah either way I just don’t like the waste of regular pads/tampons and the cost they accumulate over time

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Oh PS just got the equivalent of a Diva cup (this is a Lena cup haha). Super excited to try it, I think it’s going to be a great alternative!

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Devil may cry parent headcanons

Dante

He probably is a fun dad but at the same time don't leave your kids with him, it would be a disaster

Will wake up to crying at 12 am and try to put the kid back to sleep, ends up with both of them watching tv instead

This man will do anything with your kid, they want to go to the park, sure he'll have to keep an eye on them. They want to see the movies, sure has to be below pg or he will never hear the end of it from the nightmares his kids have. Want to go to the zoo, sure he just needs to make sure they don't go into the exhibit.

He will play dress up and tea time with them. He will put on a dress and have them do his makeup just so he can go to tea time, and might start some beef with Mr teddy for stealing his cupcakes, but he will do it proudly.

He will try to do their hair in the morning for school, again he is not the best at it and will probably give them crooked pigtails, he's trying he really is.

Can't cook for shit, I'm sorry if you think he could cook please take a look at all the pizza box stored around his shop. Like he will take cooking lessons or watch cooking shows but dear god how do you set fire to milk.

He will always be there for his kid to vent even if he doesn't know how to respond he will sit and let them rant about stuff, also trying to cheer them up because he doesn't want to see them sad

If they brought their homework to him he would be confused he can barely pay his bills i don't think he knows how to do math, but drama he will rock that stuff his acting skills are on point even if it's cheesy

Will waste all his money on the kid, toys, clothes, video games, you name it he will buy it and give to the kid

Remember how I said not to leave your kid alone with Dante yeah, he may or may noteave his weapons/devilarms around for the kids to grab them, like halfway of Dante walking into the main room and he sees ebony in his kids mouth he tricksters all the way to them and quickly grab ebony before anything bad happens, but the kid will start crying and he has to find something for them to mess with or he'll get a headache

He accidently devil triggered in front of his kid now depending on which one he get two responses and he's expecting screaming for both, but if its regular dt like humanish looking one, "woah, dad grew scales and wings, are you a lizard king?" Now its his Sin Dt he would get "Oo, daddys a gaint dragon" for both case they will proceed to touch his scales? And will be all over him trying to climb him to the point he literally has to switch out of dt so they don't get hurt. Also he's a heat source for winter if the heating doesn't get paid for.

If his kid comes out as any of the lgbtq+ he would be supportive and loves them for who they are, I also see him being apart of it too.(I know a few people see him as asexual I do too, as well as bisexual)

Vergil

Look this guy probably has no clue what he's doing, even if we wish he could've taken care of Nero (at least I do) he didn't and now he has another kid to take care

Please help him hold the baby, he can't properly do it at all, he's just holding them by their chest and staring at them with confusion as the child cry, "why won't they stop screaming?"

He will get the hang of taking care of the kid, but please don't leave him alone with them for long he still has no clue what he's doing half the time

"Hey can I hang out with (insert name) at the mall?", "Do I know their mom?", "Uh, no", "Do I know their dad?", "No" Then that settles it, you can't go", "But-", "No buts, if I don't know their parents you can't go, and that's finale"

Can he cook, probably but he's been in hell for most of his life and doesn't know what he's doing half the time. Thank god for cooking shows and book he at least tries a learn how to cook, and doesn't burn anything unlike someone else

He will read the kids William Blake or other bed time stories before bed time, and will do activities where they try to make up poems he has to thank Nero for the idea

Speak of Nero, if Vergil has a mission he will leave his kids with him, he's not trusting Dante at all. Nero absolutely loves his step siblings even if their like a few years younger than him, they will either play with the other kids at the orphanages or play Nero which consist of Video games, sometimes sword fights if they beg long enough, or just talk about the stuff their dad and uncle does that are stupid and make fun of them for it.

Also that one dad to try and help with math homework but makes the kid cry because they don't understand the problem and he's yelling at them "What's 2 x 2?" Its traumatizing please someone tell him to cool it or his kid is going to have problems when it comes to yelling and math, also complains how he didn't learn it that way as a kid, I promise you he was homeschooled.

Now his kids can vent to him but he has no clue what to do nor have much good advice but he will give what he knows even if it's not the best.

This can go many ways, this man know his kid is getting bullied he will go down to the school with the Yamato and threaten someone's life, give his kid the sword for them to deal with it instead, or use some brain cells and deal with it like civil people and we hope he chooses the last one

Now he's a little careful with his devil trigger and doesn't want to scare his kids, but its by accident really and he expects screaming, just like Dante he gets two responses. Regular dt and I'm going off of 4 because I don't think he has one in dmc5, "Dad, why didn't you tell me/us your secretly a bug, don't worry well keep you away from shoes." If its Sin Dt, "Wow, your a dragon this whole time, does this mean I'm also a dragon, where do you keep your stashed gold?", I feel like for his regular dt they will sometimes smack him with a fyswatter and he has to turn out of his sin dt quickly because they want to mess with the fire coming out of him.

If his kids come out as lgbtq+ he will be supportive and a little confused because he has no clue what it is. They have to explain what it means and what their sexuality means, he'll still be supportive and loves his kids no matter what they are

Nero

Out of Vergil and Dante, he's probably the one who knows more about taking care of kids since he grew up with them in an orphanage and takes care of them

I feel he's like a mix between Dante and Vergil, Fun dad but will put his foot down on somethings

If its a girl you bet he will go out to a store at whatever time it is and buy then pad/tampon when their monthly comes no questions asked he just knows. If its a dude he will give the talk, not just protection but what not to do, like when a girl tells him to stop he needs to stop, no advancing on or anything like that (I feel like the no advancing will also go for the girl)

Doesn't do favoritism, he hates that stuff since he technically dealt with it as a kid, if one kid ask why he loves the other more than them he will shut that down quickly and tell them he loves them equally and will move moons for them to both be happy

Best cook hands down, and will let his kids help if they want to but keeps them away from sharp objects. He will also take them out to dinner if he doesn't want to cook

He's decent with homework, and goes about it in a fun learning experience for the both of them, if they get an answer right they get a point that they can trade for something special later kne, if they get it wrong they will go over it again, but still get a point because no favoritism. He also help make a volcano, but also put a little extra pizzazz to it, and might have caused the whole kitchen to be a different color now.

His kids can vent to him, he will understand and try to help give advice for some issues, also takes them out of the house to do something they want to do to cheer them up

He will encourage his kids to follow what they want to do, play a sport? He will show up to every game, even if that means giving Dante his mission he will. A club? He will make sure they have everything they need for that club and be on time for it, be it art, book, yearbook, student council, etc. They want to do boy scout/girl scout, he will make sure he gets them a vest and help put pins on as well. He will be the number one supportive dad

As soon as his kid comes to him crying about how some other kid is bullying them he will be mad, he'll reassuring his kid that they are amazing first, then go to the school, if they don't do anything he will go straight to the parent and make sure that their kid doesn't mess with his anymore.

Will watch anime with them, if they agree that is don't want your dad into your stuff. But like he's absolutely into it, he seems like the person to like Bleach (this was not intentional I complete forgot that the voice actor for Nero also did Ichigo) or Cowboy Bebop. Maybe sailor moon but you won't hear him say it

Look he's really new to the devil trigger business, the only thing close he had was that ghost creature, so keeping this thing in check and not popping up randomly is hard. His kids reaction are, "You hair is longer, are you like rapunzel, oh wait you have wings and a crown your an angel. Oh can I braid your hair please," of course he will let them braide his hair he can't say no to a pouting face, they also will poke his wings to see if their real.

He will definitely support his kid if their aprat of the lgbtq+, will buy them flags, merch, you name it. He want his kid to feel safe and loved

Lady and Trish

Look I can't separate these two, when I first saw them I thought they were girlfriends, and I can't let that go. But these two would definitely be the fun and protective mom

So considering Trish and Lady are both females they definitely have to adopt of course, now Lady may not know if its half demon or full, but Trish does and she probably would help the kid when they get older since she knows about the demon body considering she has one, if its human Lady knows the most about the stuff going on when they get older and has I already planned out.

Now Lady has to be the protective mom because the shit happen with her dad she definitely doesn't want anything bad to happen to their kid, and Trish is like you do you kid if you get hurt you learn from it "its the demon way of raising" she says. Though she still will watch over them and make sure they don't get themselves severely hurt

They will buy their kid anything, and take them out shopping. It's like a spin the wheel of pay to see if they will pay for the stuff or put it under Dante's name for shits and giggles

Lady has to like keep her weapons locked up somewhere safe, unlike Dante, she's more careful with her weapons

If their kid is mad or something Trish will take them to some deserted area with some random stuff she found that isn't in use and have their kid throw it in the air so she can blow it up with her lighting, you know to blow steam off

Trish or Lady tell their kid the stupidest thing Dante has done or said, if they visit Dante please note one will scream if Dante says something about a soul, "I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with Light" and get the voice crack right too, he will look so embarrassed

Now Trish might not know anything about homework she'll support the best she can but Lady knows most of the stuff and will help.

Trish will tell their king everything about Hell, who's in charge, what creatures are there, the history of it all. Its a great learning experience until you tell them that the female demons kill the male after finishing mating

If they are out in public and some guy is hitting on their kid and their tell him no, protective mom mode is on. Mostly Lady has to stop Trish from frying thr guy, but Lady will give the man a price of her mind saying if he tries to do this shit again with her kid he will be going home with a foot straight up his ass. So now no man tries to hit on her

Definitely let the kids go venting to them, they give the best cuddled, some good advice, and shopping if they say someone's bullying them they will see that the parent deals with their kid.

They knew their kid was apart of lgbtq+, of course their supportive of who they are, they are dating of course. They will take them to a pride march in June

Kyrie

Look, LOOK, she is an amazing mom, so caring but also will put her foot down on somethings

Besides Nero she is a good cook and baker, while she doesn't want kids in the kitchen while she's cooking will will have them help with baking sweet

Reads bedtime stories and tucks her kids in and kiss goodnight (ugh my heart hurts I love this)

She will play video games with her kids mostly on the wii, she still the champion on Mario Kart and Just Dance no one has taken their spot yet, even Nero tries

Packs lunch for her kids and puts a note in it telling them that she loves them and hope they have the best day

She does worry about them from time to time when they go over a friends house, only because of what happened to her brother and then Nero she doesn't want anything to happen to her kids

Tells them not to climb the tree in their backyard, what does one of them do, they climb it and accidently falls down. She goes to them saying "You know I told you not to do it, and you did it anyways, you need to be more careful and listen to me. I'm not doing this because I'm being uptight I'm doing this for your safety I want you to be able to do the things you want in the future"

I feel like she's the same way with friends like Vergil, if she doesn't know the parents then you can't go out or over their house

She is really a good listener and help with advice, so venting to her is a really great idea also will ask about your feelings and how your doing someday, like she knows your in a sad mood

She also good with homework, I feel like she wanted to become a teacher as well as study for it, but instead stuck with taking care of orphans, so she probably homeschools her kids too

She also makes the kids clothes time to time, they have little sweaters or shirts that are soft and comfortable

She is so supportive of her kids if they come out lgbtq+, she doesn't care as long as their happy thats all that matters.

Nico

Now I love Nico amazing and pretty girl but don't leave a child with her, just like Dante it will be a disaster, but she probably would try to be a better parent than her since he technically wa this weird freaky man who experimented on demons or was weird.

Let's start with teaching the kid every swear word she knows and tells them to go up to Nero call him one of those names, she will hear her name being screamed and find an angry Nero going over to her as she burst into fits of laughter

Will be extra pair of arms when getting a tool they need for fixing the van, when Nero does understand what a Dohicky is

I think Nico can cook, its decent not bad or good, she did nearly burn the van down from trying to cook turkey.

She will try and cut back on smoking or at least not doing it when the kid is around because its bad for them, Nero scoffs because she nags him when he tells her to stop, but not her kids

Now her kids could bring homework to her, like he's good in math, engineering, and probably biology, but she'll act as if she never even seen the stuff in her life, because she wants to get her learn it and not her just giving them the answer. But if their kid is in a science fair I bet she will help make something totally child friendly(its not really), it kind of gets her and her kid ban from doing anymore science fairs.

She will teach then everything she knows about Demon, mostly the biology of it, and when Nero brings a demon part for his breakers, she goes in explain how she turns them into those.

Will tease her kids if they talk about their crush, she's a huge teaser so saying something about someone they really like or anything its a mistake, she will embarrass them in front of their crush, but she means well

If they try to change the channel of the radio she swats their hand saying the driver picks the music and the passenger has to sit and listen.

If she's busy with something she will let Nero and Kyrie babysit her kids, she trust them and the kids love Nero and Kyrie.

Tries to teach her kids how to drive when their of age to learn, but Nero and Kyrie won't let her considering how she drives and that the instructor is more legal to do it.

No but she will tease her kid a bit if they come out lgbtq+ too, of course she supportive I kind of see her being apart of lgbtq+ as well

*Bonus because it seemed reasonable to just put this one here like this*

Nero, Dante, Vergil, Lady, Trish, Nico

They will teach their kid self defense, and how to use a weapon. While they rather their kids have a normal life instead of a demon hunter for many reasons, they at least want their kid to take care of themselves if they find themselves in a situation where their life is on the line

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TOTM

Pairing: Haru Nanase x reader Genre: Fluff Warnings: None Summary: (Y/n) starts acting kinda funny and, eventually, Haru wants to know why she’s acting so strange Updated: 01/26/20

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I've been a part of the Iwatobi Swim Club for so long now that I don't remember when I joined exactly. It all started when my brother, Aiichiro Nitori, or better known as Ai, told me about a joint practice that they were having. I love to swim and they never let me swim when they are having practice, so Ai said I could tag along and actually get to swim with them.

When I arrived, everyone was already there either doing stretches or already swimming. I immediately ran to the girls' locker room and got into my purple two-piece.

When I was done, I run out, past Ai, Rin, coach, and five other people I didn't know to jump into the pool. I stayed down there for a little while, just swimming about. After a couple of minutes though, I needed air, so I had to come up. When I resurfaced, I saw a handsome boy with ocean blue eyes staring at me. 

Ai came up to the edge, along with his friends, and said, "Everyone, this is my sister, (Y/n)." Everyone gave a confused face but accepted it nonetheless.

"Nice to meet all of you," I said politely while wading around in the pool. Ai and Rin then introduced me to their friends and I found out the attractive one was called Haruka, but everyone calls him Haru. Everyone went about doing their usual thing while I just floated on the water. Suddenly, I felt a presence near me, so I opened my eyes and saw Haru wading next to me. I gave out a little yelp and fell through the water. I instantly resurfaced and saw Haru staring at me, making me blush a light shade at his intense eyes.

"You gave me a heart attack!" I shouted playfully, not actually scolding him. He stared at me and didn't say anything for a few moments. 

He then finally responded with, "Sorry." I looked at him with no expression on my face. 'Does he not like to talk much?' When I snapped out of it, I saw him still staring at me. 

"Was there something you needed?" 

"The water likes you." I gave him a weird look, but before I could respond, he was already swimming away. 'It's a good thing he is good looking and can swim, otherwise, I wouldn't be attracted to him at all.'

I come to the pool after school and see that everyone is already there. 'I got to work on getting here quicker.' I suddenly feel a dull pain in my lower stomach, making me grunt softly. 'Hm, did I eat something bad?' Gou notices me and shouts,"(Y/n), you're late!" 

Nagisa snaps his head in my direction and shouts,"(Y/n), what took you so long?" While he’s shouting that, he runs over and hugs me, almost toppling me over. 

"Nagisa, you might want to let go of (Y/n) before you hurt yourselves," Mother Hen chirps.

"Mako-chan, will you relax? Nothing is going to happen to us!" Nagisa responds. 

"Nagisa, let go of (Y/n)," Haru cuts into the conversation bluntly. Nagisa almost instantly lets go of me at that and apologizes. I reassuringly smile at him, letting him know that it’s okay. 

Gou then decides to yell, "Hurry up, (Y/n)! We've already wasted enough time and we need to start practice!" I nod my head and run to the locker room to get changed.

I put on my top and go to put on my bottoms when I noticed a few drops of blood. 'No, no, no, no! This can't be happening to me! I didn't bring any tampons with me!' Someone knocks on the door and says,"(Y/n)! What is taking you so dang long to get changed?" 

Of course, it’s Gou. 

I put on my regular clothes again and come back out with a pout.

"I um, can't swim today. Sorry," I apologize. 

Gou looks curious for a second, but shakes her head and says, "No! You are going to get in that pool and you are going to practice!" 

I shake my head back at her and reply with, "No, Gou. You don't understand, I can’t." I made sure to emphasize the last word. We have a glare off for a few seconds and the boys don't interject at all. Well, that is until Haru comes up and says, "Let her be, Gou. Come on, (Y/n). I'll walk you home." He then pulls on some clothes and starts dragging me away.

"Who said that you were in charge, Haru? You need to practice! And it’s Kou!" Gou exclaims. He completely ignores her and continues to drag me away. We eventually reach my place where he stops in front of the door and just stares at me. "Why'd you do that?" I ask softly. 

"You almost love to swim as much as me. You wouldn't say you couldn't swim unless there was a valid reason." 

‘I think that is the most I've ever heard him speak at once. That was really nice and considerate of him, though.’

"Yeah, you're right, so thanks for bailing me out," I say while getting my keys out. I unlock the door and start to enter when Haru decides to follow right after me. I don't think much of it since this is something we often do, and just continue to come inside. 

“I'll be right back," I say while making a beeline to my bathroom. He simply nods and makes himself comfortable on my plush couch.

When I finish my business, I come back and sit next to Haru. "Why?" he says abruptly. I jump a little, turn to him, and make a confused face. 

"What do you mean?" We stare at each other for a few moments, before he replies.

"Why couldn't you swim today?" I was afraid he would ask that. I try to play it off as nothing so he wouldn't know the embarrassing truth. "I uh," I trail off. I sadly couldn't think of a lie quick enough. I give a big sigh and finally just admit the truth.

"I'm on my you-know-what."

He looks at me with no expression, which is a usual thing for him, but I can tell he’s confused. I’m the only person who can really read him, besides Makoto and Rin. Even then though, they couldn’t always read him like I can.

I give another large sigh and try to explain another way. ”Mother nature is visiting me.” He seems to still not get it even after that. “It’s a blood moon.” No response. "It's my TOTM." He obviously didn't know that either, so I clarify by saying, "Time Of The Month." He didn’t understand any of my ways of telling him, unfortunately; making me wonder if he’s taken a health class at all.

 I then stand up and practically scream, "I’m on my period, you baboon!" I then realize what I said, sit down, look at him, and whisper, "I am so sorry. I didn’t mean that. You know, girls can get emotional and lose control of their emotions. I really didn't mea-"

I’m suddenly cut off by the handsome fish-boy himself pressing his lips to mine. I kiss back after a few seconds of processing what in the world is going on. He pulls away after a few moments and asks worriedly, at least as worriedly as he can, "Are you in any pain?" 

I put a hand on my stomach with a nod of my head. "My gut is killing me." He nods and instantly gets up, walking towards the kitchen. He comes back with: ice cream, soup, medicine, water, and a couple other things. He drops that stuff off and disappears into my bedroom. He comes back again with: a fuzzy blanket, a heating pad, fuzzy socks, pajamas, a couple of pillows, and movies.

He sits down next to me once again and gets everything situated before relaxing beside me. The movie, (f/m), is on and I already finished eating my ice cream and soup. Haru has me pulled to his chest, all cuddled up in a blanket. Haru keeps giving my face, neck, head, and shoulders kisses at random times throughout the movie, making my heart skip a beat with each kiss. 

After all that, we ended up dating and Nagisa and Gou freaked out and wouldn't stop screaming.

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