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dejwritesarchived · 3 years ago

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sculptures, chapter five.

↠ characters: ran haitani, mentioned in story all the other bonten members.

↠ warning: heavy smut, praise kink, size kink, alcohol, drug usage, overstimulation, edging, virgin!reader, slight age gap, mention of fetishization, this fic lowkey smut but with a plot !! slight nsfw in this chapter btw

↠ pairings: ran haitani x [black fem coded] reader, rindou haitani x fem!oc,

↠ timeline: timeskip, doesn’t really follow anime/manga

↠ chapter summary: not being able to fully recover from the steamy events between herself & ran, [y/n] spends a night out with shao and jennie.

↠ a/n: sorry this chapter took so long to freaking write. sorry babes, low-key a filler chapter....but next chapter it's about to go down. but hey rin's gf makes her debut, yay!

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THE SUNLIGHT PEAKED THROUGH THE CREAM COLORED CURTAINS IN YOUR room, you could feel the sun beaming at your skin while you tossed and turned in your bed. Your head throbbing from the alcohol you consumed and your impulse decisions from what happened in the backseat of Ran’s car. Your fingertips traced alongside your skin still felt hot from the way Ran caressed you. You would roll over grabbing your phone and seeing countless text messages from everyone. You pushed yourself out of your bed not bothering to respond to anyone, in your mind you had a quite busy Saturday. As you prepared for your day by taking medicine for your headache, you could hear your phone going off. Seeing Ran’s name pop up on the screen caused your heart to skip a beat. You watch it ring carelessly, you couldn’t face him right now.

The thought of almost losing your virginity to him caused a chill to tingle down your spine. Which in your case, you felt even more embarrassed at the fact that it wasn’t you that stopped it. Ran was the mature one to remind you. Waltzing around your room finding stuff to wear, you were debating on how your Saturday was going to go until you heard a knock on the door. When you opened it, Jennie stood with two cups in her hand and a huge smile. “Where the hell have you been? You haven’t come to the cafe in over a week? Thought that guy kidnapped you,” Jennie says as she made her way into your place.

“I just been busy with the project,” You admitted.

“Well, you’re going out with me tonight,” Jennie says.

“What? No, I have too much to do with this project. I have to order the supplies and-“

“It’s just one night. I don’t want to go to this new club alone,” Jennie whined as she clutched on your arm. Her bottom lip poked out as she was pouting at you. “One of us needs to get laid and since you’re Virgin Mary, that person will be me. I need a wonderful wing-woman though,” She bluntly admits.

Jennie noticed how quiet you got while you plopped down on your couch. “Please don’t tell me you gave the cookie out and didn’t tell me. Who was it? Ran? Or Shao?” She questioned staring at you.

“I didn’t, but I almost did,” You admitted. “With Ran, but he stopped it.”

“He stopped it?” Jennie asked. “Not you, but him?” She asked.

“Yes, I just had too much to drink and it got pretty heated,” You tried to explain to an astonished Jennie. “I can’t even face him. He just called me and I can’t even get the courage to answer it.” You found yourself laying down on the couch. “I’m so embarrassed.”

“There’s nothing to be embarrassed about [Y/N],” Jennie placed the cups of coffee on the table. “Just be grateful he stopped it and-“ she stopped mid-sentence to look at you.

“Wait, what did he say when he stopped you guys from having sex?” Jennie questioned.

You sat up to take a sip of the coffee she brought. “Something along the lines of not wanting it to do it like this.” You tried to remember.

“Oh wow, so he wants it to happen when you’re sober,” Jennie chuckles as she sits down on the small chair in the living room. She noticed the gorgeous roses in a vase.

“He brought me those,” You quickly admitted as she sat up to let out a helpless sigh. “You know, he's quite an interesting man.”

“He looks like it. Like he stepped out a romance book,” Jennie says, sipping at the hot liquid in her cup.

“The restaurant we went to, he’s part-owner.” You admitted. You didn’t even notice you found yourself letting out a happy sigh, like some foolish girl gaining a crush on someone. You caught on to what you were doing, face-palming yourself as you once again laid back on the couch. “Count me in with going out with you, I need to get my mind off him.”

Jennie’s lips parted to speak, but your cell phone began to ring. Expecting it to be Ran, but it was actually Shao. When you answered the phone, Shao’s groggy voice echoed in your ear. As if he had just rolled out of bed and wanted to hear your voice the first thing in the morning.

“Goodmorning [Y/N].”

“Goodmorning Shao.”

“I wanted to ask you if you were going to be busy tonight?” Shao questioned.

“I’m going to this club with Jennie tonight. Why?” You questioned.

“It doesn’t matter if you already have plans,” Shao says.

“What is it?” You asked, eyebrows knitting together in confusion waiting for his response.

“Well, I was talking to my mother about you. Kinda mentioned that you were an artist and she wanted to hire you for something tonight. But I’ll just tell her you already have plans.” Shao explained. “Plus I would rather be with you during this job, my parents can be a little tyrannical,” He truthfully answered.

“Well, why can’t you be there?” You asked, your hands fiddled with one of the decorative pillows. You could see Jennie looking through your fridge, she was pulling out takeout food you drunkenly ordered last night when you got home.

“My father wants me to handle some business for him tonight. The business partner oddly wants to mingle in a club, so anything to make sure my father stays connected to them.” He huffed on the phone. “Thinking about getting a section and inviting some other friends out too,” Shao then adds.

“The club, which one are you going to? It could be the same one Jennie and I are going to tonight.” You commented.

“It’s the one that’s been open for about a month now,” He answered. “I just know it’s owned by some guys my dad knows,” Shao answered.

Shao had sent the club’s information to you, in which you showed Jennie the information and she only nodded as her mouth was full of fried noodles. It was indeed the same club, “It’s the same one we’re going to. I guess I’ll see you down there.”

“Yeah, you will.”

When you ended the call, you can see Jennie holding in her composure as she would grab a hold of your arm. “We have to find you something to wear.” She says as she’s tugging you back into your room. “You have to look so hot tonight for Shao or Ran if he’s coincidentally there. Or you can look hot for both of them.”

A chuckle escaped your lips as she tugged you into your room. Who would have thought you would have the attention of two obviously wealthy men. You weren’t even sure how you slithered your way upon their grasp, but eventually, you would have to put your love life on hold to finish graduate school.

SMOOTH LEGS CROSSED OVER ONE ANOTHER AS YOU SIPPED AT YOUR DRINK, you sat in a private section owned by Shao. You had lost sight of Jennie who said she was going to talk to this girl she saw. Your success of being a wing-woman went down the drain once she said something embarrassing. But by the looks of Jennie not being in your presence pouting, you assumed that she was perfectly fine alone. It was going on two in the morning and the loud music was growing overbearing. The drunken bodies on the dance floor looked like little ants from the section you sat at. The neon lights that decorated the place made everyone seem like they were in a vintage disco music video you watched. You had to admit, the scenery within the club could get anyone’s adrenaline running. No matter if you were high on whatever drug being sold or simply life.

Curious bold eyes scanned the club searching for any of the people that occupied the section due to the club closing soon. When you found Shao in another section, your head tilted in confusion. You could recognize the charming man from a mile away just by how he walked into every room with so much confidence. His head held high as green-colored hues stared at the group of men in the section. You wondered how could someone whose cheeks turn the brightest shade of red when you hug him be so confident with talking to such an intimidating-looking group of men.

As your mind was wondering what exactly they were talking about, you saw Shao shake one of their hands. That charming smile of Shao’s appeared on his face as your eyes traveled to the man. His tall stature looked so familiar. When you had stood up inching a bit closer, your eyes enlarged. Ran.

Your body plopped down back onto the seats as you finished off your drink quickly. Shao didn’t really have the best to say about Ran after he intrude the two of you lunch, but to see the two suddenly friendly shocked you. Was Ran the guy Shao’s father was talking about? He had to be, Ran did mention wanting to venture more into the restaurant industry.

Jennie had come back to the section interrupting your thoughts, she’s glancing at her phone before looking at you. “I’m going to go to the ladies’ room really quick and then we can leave.” She says.

“Wait, I thought you said you were getting laid tonight?” You questioned. Your eyebrows furrowed together wondering what went wrong.

“Eh, my mind has changed. Are you ready to go?” Jennie asked.

Your eyes glanced over at Shao and Ran. The two of them now shared a drink as some bottle girl found comfort in Shao’s lap. Shao looked embarrassed as if he didn't want the woman there, but anything to please his father's business partners he had to do.

“Yes, I’m going to wait outside though. I need some fresh air,” You said. “Unless you want me to go to the bathroom with you.”

“I’ll be good, just meet me outside.”

You collected the two of your things, texting Shao that you and Jennie were heading home. You could see that he tugged his phone out of his jacket, his eyes staring at the text before quickly responding. When you saw his response, you couldn’t help but chuckle. Despite having such a pretty woman entertain him, he still took it upon himself to want to drive the two of you home considering that he was about to leave also. But you responded to his text, ensuring that you two would be good just taking an Uber to your place.

The brisk air hit your skin as you stood outside the club waiting for Jennie. You couldn’t believe what you saw, you felt your breathing go uneasy. So many questions swirling around in your mind. How the hell did those two suddenly be so close? Shao seemed to hate Ran’s guts. But there he was shaking hands with him. Smiling like some idiot as they clinked glasses together indulging in the alcoholic drinks with a quickness.

“There you are, you never believe what I got an invite to,” Jennie says as she latches on to your arm.

“It’s two in the morning, where else would we go?“ you questioned. You managed to push Shao and Ran in the back of your mind.

“An after-party,” Jennie squealed as she looked at you. “A pretty girl named Karma invited us.” She says.

“You bonded with a stranger in five minutes to get invited to a party?” You questioned, your head tilted to the side in confusion.

“Yes, I complimented her shoes and it went from there. She knows the club owners.” Jennie says as people were exiting the club, one of them being Karma who was holding the hand of a man with a nicely cut mullet.

“See, she’s right there.” Jennie motioned to Karma who saw the two girls and she would let go of the man's hand and walk over to you two.

“Hello my lovely friend I met in the bathroom,” She says, giving Jennie a smile. “You don’t have to come to the after-party, it’s just a little small get-together with some close friends,” She says. Her eyes lingered on you before she would let out a chuckle, “I’m so rude, I’m Karma,” she extended her hand for you to shake it.

“I’m [Y/N],” You would say as you shook her hand.

“But ladies, don’t feel pressured to come. I know it’s quite late,” she pointed out. “And I don’t want to intrude on your possible next plans.”

Jennie shared a look with you and you eventually cave. What other adventures could the two of you get into now? “You can just give us the address and we’ll Uber there,” Jennie took her phone out of her clutch but Karma stopped her.

“You can ride with my boyfriend and I,” She motioned to the luxury SUV waiting. Her boyfriend was peering over at the group of ladies waiting. It was as if he was keeping a close eye on her just in case something happened. “It’s plenty of room for all of us,” She would grab a hold of the two of you wrists and drag you guys along with her.

“Babe, they’re riding with us. It’s room right?” Karma questions as her boyfriend would stare at her before speaking.

“Of course, now can you get into the car so we can go.” Her boyfriend would say.

Karma would only give him a grin before placing a peck on his lips and motioning for Jennie and you to get into the luxury SUV. The two of you climbed into the limo, sitting quite close with each other as Karma climbed into the car and soon her boyfriend also, who instantly pulled out his phone to start texting.

“Who are we waiting for?” Karma questioned.

“My brother, you know he loves being fashionable late to practically every fuckin’ thing,” Her boyfriend responded as he looked at his girlfriend.

You let out a chuckle causing both Karma and her boyfriend to look at you. You mentally face palmed yourself due to the fact that the attention was now on you. “That just reminds me of a friend,” You said out loud as your fingers toyed with the hem of the black dress you wore. Remembering Ran being late for the sketch session you two had.

“Well, if that someone is my brother, I wouldn’t be shocked. He will be late to his own damn funeral.” Karma’s boyfriend would say as he went to call his brother but the door was swung open and another person joined them.

Your eyes seem to grow big at who was squeezing into the expensive limo and when his eyes landed on you, it was as if he saw a ghost. The two of you share an intense stare feeling the car start moving. It finally hit you as you broke eye contact with Ran that the two people you just were talking to were his brother and girlfriend Ran mentioned when you two went out for dinner.

The man still managed to slither into your life even when you practically ignored him the whole day.

Just your luck right?

#ran haitani x reader #ran haitani x black reader #anime x reader #ran haitani smut #anime x black reader #black reader #x black reader #tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo revengers x black reader #char: ran haitani

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deadmandairyland · 4 years ago

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It’s been 84 years...

...and people are still sleeping on Makina x Kasuga, wtf?

Like I’ve (mostly) come to terms with the fact that a lot of my ships are rare ships and I don’t expect to see content of them every day, but... this is one instance where I cannot comprehend the lack of content for this ship. Like, I know Deadman Wonderland doesn’t exactly have the most active fandom, but bruh. Big tiddy femdom prison guard waifu and cutesy glasses-wearing lesbian assistant. I am just... amazed that it is so hard to find fan-made content of these two, when you can literally describe them in this way. You’d think that would at least tick off a few weebs’ fetishes, if not more wholesome fan content. But somehow there is virtually none of either.

Is it because no one knows Kasuga’s name? I’ve wondered about that before. It isn’t mentioned much in the anime, I don’t think. And on TVTropes when talking about the Les Yay between the two, Kasuga is only referred to as “[Makina’s] assistant,” so... yeah. I’m starting to think that maybe that’s why.

So here’s an important post for everyone who even remotely likes Deadman Wonderland:

This woman’s name is Kyoko Kasuga, and she has a big dumb crush on her big tiddy femdom prison guard boss, pass it on.

(Also I would love to see a colored version of blonde Kasuga from the manga, because I have a hard time imagining her with blonde hair. I’m so used to seeing her as a brunette)

#deadman wonderland #kyoko kasuga #kiwako makina

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deltaengineering · 5 years ago

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Spring Anime 2020 Part 3: something for the thingken man

Arte

Another one from the “this sounded better as a synopsis” department. Arte is about a girl who wants to become a painter in Renaissance Florence, and that seems like it’s not what you get with your generic seasonal TV anime. Well guess what, it has a few problems. One is that the setting is basically just the backgrounds. This could be set in any period or universe and you wouldn’t have to change anything but a bunch of names, if even that, and it’s possibly the most anime anime in the entire season as a result. The other one is that the writing is unbelievably lazy. I mean, it’s an anime named “Arte” about a girl named “Arte” who wants to be an artist, so I don’t know what I was expecting, but still — every single plot beat is entirely predictable if you’ve ever seen any story about some outsider trying to do a thing and hooking up with a grumpy sensei. Of course, “outsider” in this case means GIRL POWER, which is another can of worms entirely. Agreeable theme does not a good story make, especially if your writing just amounts to literally stating said theme and throwing in some deepities like “believe in yourself and do your best” coupled with Meaningful Haircuts™. On the upside, it’s so dumb and blunt it’s hilarious, and it’s not exactly hard to watch, so I might actually just stick with it for the comedy.

Gal to Kyouryuu

This is a gag comedy about a gal who lives with a dinosaur, but that doesn’t matter so let’s just get straight to the point: Kamikaze Douga is doing Pop Team Epic again. Surrealism, random French, various animation styles, and even repeating the A part as the B part (apparently they have some money now so the latter is a live-action version of the former this time, but it’s still the same idea). Much like PTE, this just should have been a short (even though it’s a lot slower), but if you breathlessly posted a lot about Hellshake Yano on Twitter ca. 2018 you might as well find out what wacky ideas Kamikaze comes up with this time. Personally, what I liked about PTE were the straight up bkub parts, as little of them as there were, and they’re obviously the one aspect that’s now missing.

Gleipnir

Gleipnir is a superpower fightin’ animu, though that may not be the salient part even if it’s how the author sold it to his manga publisher back in the day. I completely understand, since “extremely greasy FNAF fetish fic” just doesn’t have quite the same ring to it: It’s about a spineless guy who morphs into a furry mascot suit and is then piloted from the inside by a sadistic younger girl, because the only thing hotter than stepping on you is stepping IN you. To be fair, the best part by far is that it makes no bones whatsoever about this and is intensely sexual, which makes it come across less as “Animorphs wanking on the sly” and more like a schlocky-but-unpretentious version of Aku no Hana. The production also supports this with an appropriately demented denpa atmosphere. So it’s better than it sounds (both ways), but I still have severe doubts if it’s worth watching because overall it’s not all that ambitious either and definitely not fun.

Hamefura

Yay, more isekai. At least this is from the slightly less tired otome side of things. Girl gets reborn in her favorite fantasy otome dating sim but get this, she’s the villain and she knows that all outcomes aren’t any good for her! I gotta say that it’s a little interesting, but in practice it’s not all that great either. The big issue is that it doesn’t get to the good part (which is living in a dating sim) fast enough and just spends its time puttering around in childhood backstoryland, setting up characters that aren’t all that captivating or novel. This makes me assume that Hamefura is ultimately more interested in just being a slightly off-kilter, mildly self-aware and moderately funny otome harem than any sort of deeper idea, such as dealing with causality and outcomes. It’s plenty watchable, which is a lot more than you can usually say for these things, but it’s no Honzuki either so I think I’ll pass.

Yesterday wo Utatte

So this is about a 90s slacker who works in a shitty convenience store with his unruly buddy and is torn between a manic pixie dream girl and a boring normal option. Oh shit Kevin Smith, what are you doing? Still mad that the first Clerks cartoon was a flop? Of course this isn’t just straight up Clerks, even if the source material is straight out of 1997. For starters, it’s not funny in any way whatsoever and consists mostly of people wistfully sitting in parks pondering the meaning of their existence. It also has nifty production values with Doga Kobo doing serious character animation for serious sakuga appreciators. I can’t honestly call this “pretentious” as I like to do (needs much more SHAFT for that), but it certainly does very little for me, because I know for a fact that character drama doesn’t have to be this dour, boring or full of self-deprecating losers to be good, and can include lines like “try to not suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot” without being any less meaningful. Let me put it this way: 5 minutes into Yesterday I said “If Nick Creamer gives this anything less than a perfect score I’ll eat my hat”. I ended up having a turkey sandwich instead.

#anime #impressions #arte #gal to kyouryuu #gleipnir #hamefura #yesterday wo utatte #spring2020

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theky2aqw-blog · 6 years ago

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Goblin Slayer ep 1 review and its review from Anime Feminazis

Yay I am back from the dead for some laughs and giggles before I will send some scary Pilipino, Japanese, Melayu, Indo, and ancient Greco-Roman Stories that will either put you on the edge or make you laugh to death.

But for now let us go and either debunk or give a two cents from our famous misandrists from Anime Feminist - Yay my internal sarcasm will not let me laugh.

Because you know every rape depiction in fiction is to be banned even though there is parental guidance for shit like these

and we have a cute depiction of Goblin Slayer killing goblins.

Well before we start --

At the start of the episode we get to see what a fantasy anime can show, well at the very first start would be the shittiest hero introduction I can imagine. Maybe, just maybe if they were not simple dipshits who do not underestimate their opponents I will not probably tackle the bland first quarter of episode 1. Well they went off for an adventure to slay goblins, but the sad news is that their overconfidence caused them to be defeated and the party almost being wiped out by goblins - A common mistake by beginners that can kill you in the first move.

Well I can fill you in the two quarters of the episode, Goblins raped the Fighter girl, killed the dumbass fuckboy who thinks a sword longer than a spatha or as long as a Tai Chi can work well in cramped spaces(mind you they are beginners with a confidence level that can annoy you to the bone) in a very brutal fashion and manner, their mage was stabbed in the gut by a poisoned blade in a fast swing of events starting with mage, then fuckboy, and then fighter who got raped.

In these seemingly dark turn of events, our beloved Priestess tries to carry Female Mage and try to escape but was shot in the shoulder by a poisoned goblin arrow. All hope was lost until

Our Hero, Goblin Slayer came to save the day. He proceeded on granting Female Mage’s wish to die and giving Priestess the Antidote despite her protests. She then assisted him in slaying more goblins to save her last surviving friend. Of course when the killing of baby goblins was shown, she protested on thinking there are some good goblins, but Goblin Slayer just said:

Well soon, she became his one and only party member and the series will start from here.

Well of course you guys wanted me to go on Anime Feminists article? Ok I will

Ok now I have pretty much laughed on any article that contains their own buzz words and their supporters being too morally superior in the argument but it is better for me to dissect and if there are dubious claims I will debunk them Shall we(also I will not put the entire words of the article word by word just snippets of it as I point out the arguments the article will make.):

1.”Y’all, I’ve got something that’s gonna blow. Your. Mind. Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.Okay so it’s like. An MMO—Okay that’s not the part I meant.So it’s like an MMO, right, but it’s like. What if when you got overwhelmed in a raid it was, like, REAL LIFE, and there was BLOOD—” - Yeah your Sarcasm is never straight to the point. No wonder why I added this snippet for fun, its pretty obvious its not an mmo in its genre just pointing that out.

2. “ My point is that GOBLIN SLAYER, putting aside its repugnant content, is a brainless copycat loudly braying about its cleverness despite being incapable of a single original thought. It would be pathetic if it weren’t so nasty, like a parasitic worm only worth grinding under your heel. “

- umm its a no on the copycat shit thing. - Also Brainless???? I cannot stop trying to laugh had it not been for my tooth extraction preventing me from doing so. - Single Original thought? Umm almost every fantasy genre in anime/manga/light novels have ever shown this level of savagery and brutality in its first episode, a few did like GATE:JSDF, and sorry to say this Shit, but it is Sword - -- oh wait my friend said it was just like Berserk - pathetic? well its opinionated grounds but I have seen more hentai far pathetic than this outside from

Please not this bullshit of a yaoi hentai....known as Boku no Pico.

ok....off track already...

4. “ It is laughably obvious that GOBLIN SLAYER longs to be Berserk, with its lone, implacable monster slayer and excessive focus on rape as an increasingly meaningless vehicle for cheap shock horror. Except that Berserk had a striking visual style, at least attempted to use assault in a meaningful way early on, and was a pioneer in its genre. Meanwhile, Goblin Slayer is limping in decades late with broken pacing and visuals so generic I look forward to people misattributing the GIFs of it on hentai blogs three seasons from now. ”

- umm article its not focusing on *Hears Boku no Pico Music* ahh fuck this I will just continue debunking....*internal death* Its not trying to be berserk in any shape or form...please stop this boku no pico music..... Also your sentences just implies it is going full Boku no Pico and Aki Sora on this. I am just cringing while listening to Boku no Pico since the pacing is pretty generic yes but not broken and you are just thinking about boku no pico

before I continue I just talked about Boku no Pico many times.....please I am dying internally.

5. “ It can’t even hit the basic watermark of the famous tentacle rape porno Legend of the Overfiend, which in addition to being very boring had genuinely impressive, fleshy-looking monster designs that turned the stomach to look at. Goblin Slayer has generic fantasy orcs and a boner for its own nonexistent cleverness. “ - I digress on the non....ok I will play with you because the song of Pico is killing me that I will just play along with your dubious claims. Well since its overly subjective. I will let you off for this dubious claims.

6. “ The show’s treatment of women is upsetting, but not in any new or noteworthy ways. If I tell you that this Edgy Edgelord Show starts out with three untrained female characters getting in over their heads, I bet you can fill in the rest (you can even have “the one male adventurer dies offscreen while the women are tortured at length in full view of the camera” for free!). “

- It just shows what goblins should be projected, a band of savages that is a threat to humanity. Also women in the older days are a profitable treasure that must be used to its fullest extent. I cannot say more since you are going to cherry pick me.

7. “ I bet you didn’t guess the deliberate close-up of our unnamed healer peeing her pants in terror, because this is nothing if not a fetish porn without the courage of its convictions, but two out of three ain’t bad. “ - What else do you want them to depict, them comforting her?! I cannot stop laughing while the cringy yaoi shit is playing in my ears, Won’t you pee in fear when your life is at its greatest edge writer? especially in her shoes that she cannot do anything...ok this is getting long...I need to contain myself from sarcasm and laughing.

8. “ Oh, and I’ll also throw in the end-episode reassurance that the kidnapped women are all broken for life with no hope of recovery, because these kinds of male-empowerment fantasies view women as a collection of holes dragging a punchline behind them. Because it can’t even bother with being a lazy “rape is the only trauma we can think of to have women grow strong from” story. “

- I cannot comprehend this feminazi anymore, I can easily debunk this by saying that once a woman who broken of rape and has PTSD because of her brutal experience from the beasts IDK like giants or what. What do you think, can you easily overcome such trauma? Oh wait you don’t because you are virtue signalling now.

- Also the last phrase is not lazy, its a simple pretext of how actual trauma and fear works. I cannot say more since I do not want to drag this on with Morals vs Logic arguments.

9. “ And I’m just gosh-darned invested in the plucky and still-unnamed healer’s decision to go on more adventures with him so that the show can scar her in new and ever more masturbatory ways. “

- She called Priestess you dimwit. I cannot spoil the manga or anime for you kids, but soon she is the very person Goblin Slayer - Sama would care and protect 24/7 in his adventures killing goblins.(So No more Arguments I want to tackle, yay)

aaaaannnnd that is how “I can talk to you on this shitstorm

Well I wanted to add more but since the shit music of boku no pico has finally stopped I can now take more than 2 cents about this than before. Goblin Slayer is the anime where I can say its never gonna be shown to children obviously well they would still watch it because its an anime. I cannot talk in a straight face because my laughter on how they think this is a copycat and an edgelord anime/manga/light novel is legit stupid and deserves another level of insults from these real world goblins.

Time to see you next time

#review #anime #manga #light novel #goblin slayer #boku no pico #rape #debunking #anime review #feminist #feminazi #aswang

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sasoustuff · 7 years ago

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hey there 7u7r ,which songs reminds you of Yoh and Anna >:'0?

Yay Lessyyy!! It´s like I was waiting my whole life for this ask, because I am constanly referencing Songs to them!

For Yoh: Sunrise - Kygo ft. Jason Walker

This song remind me of the time Anna and Yoh were apart, when he had to leave for the second round of the tournament. The text said “Something about the things you told me. Oh, I brought´em down, I took´em with me to the place we found” –> Like, the words Anna had said the night before he left, were sealed in his heart and he was holding on to them! And “I got this Feeling that I just can shake.” –> Like, in the manga Yoh got this weird feeling when Anna decided to follow him xD AND “Nothing can Keep me from you” –> Not even her slap´s can Keep him away from her! Am I right, friends?! :D (Ignore the weed part, kay?)

For Anna: Control - Halsey

Here we agree that this is the perfect song for Anna since you showed me the song (? And it´s remind me of Anna´s past, before she meet Yoh :o

“I can’t help this awful energy. Goddamn right, you should be scared of me. Who is in Control?”

For both: Fetish - Selena Gomez

This song is like made for the two! I mean “You got a fetish for my love, I push you out and you come right back.” –> The time in Osorezan, when Anna told him that he should leave her behind and marry another candidat, but he wouldn´t do that no matter how many times she pushed him away and he would get hurt, because of the Oni´s! And he saved her and stand every slap she gave him, but he would come back again (? It´s true Love and they can´t help it “Ya´ playing hard, but don´t turn me off. Ya acting hard, but I know you soft. You my Fetish, I´am so with it. All These Rumors, bein´spreaded ” –> Do you Need any more explainations? I don´t think so UwU

#ask #shaman king #yohna #leslietendo #Yes it´s Long xD #I took my time kay? UwU #If you don´t agree it´s ok!

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amakatarei · 7 years ago

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8, 19, 28

8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.

I’m proud of how I got to accomplish two of my biggest dreams (namely visiting the US and having my own apartment) thanks to my hard work and before I turned 30 (still one year to go, yay!). Those are big deals considering my family background and some cultural aspects of my country, so I’m really proud of getting this far.

19: Talk about something that happened in middle school. Let me think about the equivalent to middle school here… lol Okay, during the last year of middle school I decided to get a little rebellious. XD I’d been a real nerd till then and I was tired of badass classmates asking me for help to cheat on exams and activities, and of everyone expecting me to be a top class student (sounds like manga stuff, now that I think about it). So I started hanging out with my cousin (the teachers’ nightmare) and his friends, sitting in the back of the class (trust me, that alone was rebellious enough lol) and trying to have this idc attitude. I was still a nerd, my grades were still fairly good and well, in the end, I was just a wannabe. But I had fun. XD28: Talk about your fetishesTbh I don’t think I’ve got many (believe it or not). The teacher-student thing has its appeal to me (no big age-gap included tho, just a lil bit of dominant/submissive behavior involved and well, why not, cosplay?). I’m trying to think about my fetishes, kinks and whatever and idk… I’m realizing maybe I’m just boring af? XDOr maybe I’m just too shy >////Aaanyway, thanks for the ask!

#ask reply #thanks for asking!#talk about ask game

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atopearth · 8 years ago

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Destined to Love Part 1 - Toshizo Hijikata Route

I think it’s kinda obvious with these posts...but just in case you’re not aware, I’m officially obsessed with otome games! Yay! Congrats to me! I’ve been converted to following the world of 2D boyfriends! Hurray! All hail the hunt for the best 2D men! Lolol~

Anywho, I’ve been quite lacking in time lately to properly sit down and read manga or play games, but I got so stressed over that fact so I decided to try out mobile otome games and I think it was a great idea! Now, I spend a little time every day playing through the limited amount of story I get (5 chapter tickets a day?) every day so I can relax and have a virtual boyfriend comfort my homework/assignment ridden life. Considering how addicted I got to Mystic Messenger, I decided to try out other popular games and came across this one and Midnight Cinderella (I’m playing this too). So yeah, I’m juggling 3 boys at the same time and it’s actually kinda hard LOL, my heart can’t split anymore lmaoo.

I’ve always wanted to play Hakuoki but haven’t had the money or time so I thought I’d try this one since it has the Shinsengumi and them, of which the only real reason I know them is because of Rurouni Kenshin haha. I’m lazy so I’m just going downwards along the choices of the guys. First is Hijikata~

Hijikata’s a rather stoic guy. He isn’t the most emotional nor does he wear his emotions on his sleeve so it’s a bit difficult to gorge what he’s thinking and how he feels tbh and when he finally reveals how feels towards the heroine, omggg R18!! LOL I’m such a child lmao. You don’t get to see anything but dang, was not expecting them to do it lmao. And a few times at that. I guess I’ve played too many innocent otome games hahaha. But yeah, it was pretty cool when Hijikata saved the heroine and always walked her home and just felt comfortable in her company. It was rather sweet. But dang, he’s like pouncing on her every chance he’s got LOL.

It was cute that he wrote a letter to her for just in case if she does disappear, so nice~ it’s good that he verbalised his thoughts and feelings through words. I think the part I liked best was when they were doing like an undercover mission and shared a room together for an hour or something trying to listen in on what next door was talking about haha, that was heartwarming. I admire how dedicated to the Shinsengumi Hijikata is but I also felt like when he rejected the heroine because of his duties and stuff, I thought he was rather cold to treat her like that considering how forward she was and how hard she tried to express her feelings to him. So I guess because of that, I was a bit sad towards this relationship with him since it always felt like he’d lust after the heroine but I couldn’t see much beyond that. It just seemed like the heroine was doing most of the giving in the relationship so I was a bit sad that the heroine doesn’t seem to be able to get a nice balanced relationship. But this was back in the day I guess~

The going back to the past thing is such a cliche but that’s fine, I wonder if it will have a deeper meaning to it later on though, or is it just the story trope for you to meet pretty boys? Haha. I feel like Yuki has everything to do with it but who knows~ But yeah, I think it’s nice that Hijikata relies on the heroine and feels safe in her presence, he is a hardworking guy that’s hoping to protect people after all I guess~ I actually prefer him without his glasses. I’m betraying my glasses fetish right now lmao. But it’s true XD

His tortoise is so cute though LOL. I guess Hijikata was just a bit controlling and demanding for me. He was protective but also rather forceful so I was always like hmmmmmmm..... Like he’s cool, but I also didn’t feel much of a person in him besides a stereotypical personality. I’ll keep it up though~ On to the next routeee!

#destined to love

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fatmanga · 6 years ago

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My Most Beloved One Is Still You - One shot in Usotsuki If you get triggered by abuse don’t bother reading this, in the end, it is kind of played for laughs but even I can’t find it funny.

I’m not sure what handles weight gain worse shoujo or yaoi manga but today’s manga is a yaoi manga so for today it will be yaoi (don’t worry I have some good yaoi suggestions later). Many years ago when I was trawling around for manga with fat characters in it this was one of the few I found. Everything about this kind of awful and this is from a person who generally likes yaoi manga.

First of all, we have a relationship between a boss and his subordinate (not too creepy in this case) who are so madly in love they just have to do it at the office. It’s pretty obvious the boss is obsessed with the subordinates looks but promises no matter what he looks like he will always love him. >__> Cue the Boss needing to take a three-month business trip alone.

One return his hot Adonis has turned into a cute marshmallow boy.

Turns out he started emotionally eating from missing the boss and gained a bunch of weight.

The boss tries but is really rather obviously upset his hot Adonis is gone. So, he takes to actually locking the dude in a closet and starving him until he loses weight. OMG! WTF? Now that his subordinate has lost all the weight they can have sex again. Yay? The joke being after tieing and locking up the poor dude the boss finds out he is a sadist. Haha? Except there is a big difference between a sadist and a sociopath... --- So, I am including this to eventually have a full list as possible. But yeah this is just kind of terrible. Fetish Level: --- Trigger Level: High

#fat manga #fat male character #bhm #bad fat manga #fat yaoi

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allitalksfandom · 8 years ago

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Okay. So I tried to save the Arvis ask for @swordsoprano as a draft, but Tumblr sucks so I’m starting over. (Ooor...resume it half a month later and spend a good chunk of it talking about fanfic AUs and being silly. #JustAlliThings) Obligatory disclaimer that this is all my opinion and if you feel differently about anything I say here, it’s okay!

It can be both, right?

I know I’m ace-spectrum, but this (and loving Saias) is why I find Aida #relatable. I have a weakness for redheads stemming from a childhood crush. And he’s tall and wears a cool outfit.

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

I’m just going with what @markoftheasphodel said.

best quality:

He genuinely loves and cares Azel, even if he fails to express it in a healthy/non-intimidating way. I think I heard that there’s more about their relationship in further Oosawa chapters, so once I am mentally and emotionally prepared to resume the liveblog of legend, we’ll see if she can make me cry a third time about their relationship. No. Really. (A warning: In one of those links I use the term “biologically female” in reference to a trans OC of mine. Now I would use either dfab or afab, but I was unaware of the correct terminology at the time, so this is just a warning!)

His letting Azel’s mom stay once he becomes duke, and the Treasure article talking about how him, Azel, and Azel’s mom were like a family. GAH!

It’s pretty cool that he liberated slaves when he was emperor.

Julia seems genuinely fond of him, and not just when she talks to him in FE4 (I had wondered if she was just saying empty reassurances). Granted, FE Heroes came out twenty IRL years after the fact...

Pictured: “My” Julia talking about her dead family, but it’s going to be okay because she’s my daughter now and no one will ever hurt her again. Except on the highest levels of the Training Tower.

worst quality:

*points to FE4*

ship them with:

Oookay. So...as is well-known, I had Issues TM with the execution of SigurdxDeirdre in the Oosawa manga. So when I saw how Arvis’ interactions with her were presented...I kind of shipped it. Which makes me feel awful because I hate incest ships! And there’s a bunch of other things about shipping Arvis with Deirdre that are unhealthy! But I realized this ship was kind of born out of reactionary feelings, so now I ship Oosawa!Deirdre with one of my potential boyfriends from Alli FE. She can indulge her knight fetish with Itri the anxiety-ridden scholar knight, there’s no incest, and my self-insert gets to feel pleased that she helped thwart yet another evil cult.

...Back to Arvis. For fic, I’ll write what I need to write. But if it starts out sweet, it’s going to be unhealthy.

And I guess I’m glad he and Aida did the horizontal tango*. (I felt like calling it that.) I love my children.

brotp them with:

Azel! I also like him with Aida. They have one of those bickering friendships, but they do care about each other he just doesn’t care about their kids that much

I do feel like, although he wasn’t the most emotional man with Julius and Julia, he cared a lot about them, and tried to do his best to show it. needs to stay away from:

Even when they both know that they’re siblings, I feel like his relationship with Deirdre might be tension-filled...

At least in the Cinderella!AU, he cares about her, yeah, but he’s also wondering how she can further his political ambitions. After all, she’s a young woman, and she needs a man to guide her.

Not a husband, of course, no man is worthy of his sister. But certainly, someone should look out for her. And he’s clearly the best for the job.

The exception would probably be that happy-ending AU I promised @arthoure I’d write one day. There, they share custody of Julius and Julia, who were adopted from the cult that their mom escaped from. The same cult that tried to use them to rebirth their dark god, but hey, it’s 2009, Arvis has pictures of his mom in his home. And she sure looks like this amnesiatic stranger. And the news has a story about a missing young woman. So, yay?

misc. thoughts:

Back when all I knew about FE4 was incest, I was freaked out by it. This was a good thing. Why? Because this was before I entered my post-Phantom phase of fandom, so I would’ve been an Arvis apologist like I was for Lyon in my early teens >_>

I remember reading this article on him and being confused, mainly because I read the other Jugdral articles at the same time. “So, who’s the main character of this game? Why is half of this article backstory? WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE?!”

Enter 2012, when I join the Jugdral fandom. Things get...heated.

I’ve talked about the contradictions inherent in his character with Mark and @siegmunds a few times, and I think that’s what draws me to him! For me when I imagine fic in my head, Genealogy of the Stones!Arvis is a more sympathetic character than most of the other incarnations, for example-he’s aware that he’s being manipulated by Manfroy, and he wishes he wasn’t deceiving Deirdre to the same extent (it’s a bit odd in this AU since there’s no sexism preventing her from ruling herself, but her being inexperienced means that Azmur wants her helped out by Arvis one way or another). He also fears that Azel will get caught up in things somehow. Yet when it’s the Battle of Berhella equivalent in my AU, although he’s courteous to the Renais twins and is willing for them to leave without a fight, he’s all venom otherwise. He’s enjoying this rush of power.

Meanwhile, in other AUs he’s a lot more happy to manipulate people, and he likes to think that he’s calling the shots with Manfroy. The beautiful thing is that you can legitimately write him either way!

/tl;dr Arvis is my trash boyfriend

*It’s such a funny expression! The tango is always portrayed as something where the dancers are really in control of their movements, and sex doesn’t seem like something as...graceful. I could see the comparison on physical demand, though? /asexual virgin’s thoughts

#Alli Originals #Arvis #swordsoprano #FE4 #Meme #incest for ts

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deltaengineering · 7 years ago

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summer anime 2017 part 3: welcome to die

Well guess what, I ended up putting posts off for a week.

Again.

So don’t expect a lot of detail here, but do expect a lot of shows.

See also:

• part 1: we can rebuild it

• part 2: bunch of fools

18if

18if is a really weird show about a guy who hangs around people’s dreams and fixes their personal problems - sort of like Persona 4 meets Madoka’s witch mazes. This might have some visual potential if nothing else, and it tries, but what mostly sticks in the mind is that it’s very cheap and also extremely clunkily directed, with a lot of spinning camera tricks that end up looking more desperate than cool. While that does lend it a certain nightmarish weirdness, I doubt it’s entirely intentional and more importantly it makes the show not very entertaining.

Action Heroine Cheer Fruits

So someone made a Love Live clone only with solo tokusatsu performance (?) instead of idols and saving the town instead of saving the school. And the main character is Kotori. Well, silly things happen all the time, but what I didn’t expect is that an anime called Action Heroine Cheer Fruits is actually pretty damn good. Shows of this type aren’t very complicated, but Cheer Fruits nails it where it counts: The characters are likeable, their misadventures are amusing, and the writing is good enough to make me care more about what happens to this town than Sakura Quest managed in half its two-season run. It’s a bit on the cheaper side, but I don’t mind if the fundamentals are this convincing. It also helps that this is written by Naruhisa Arakawa, who previously failed to convince me with active raid but definitely knows a thing or two about tokusatu. Charming and with an appropriately light touch on its silly conceit, this is the surprise of the season.

Ballroom e Youkoso

It’s a sports shounen! About ballroom dancing...? Well, the manga is fairly well known so the shock factor wasn’t that high here, but I have to say that Ballroom e Youkoso nails the formula, the unusual sport in question makes it less boring than said formula would normally end up being, and it looks pretty amazing. I’m willing to take that chance, if everything goes right this might end up delivering on what Yuri on Ice promised for its first three episodes. Minus the gay of course, but I’m willing to give that up for a show that’s actually consistently entertaining instead. Fingers crossed.

Centaur no Nayami

Yay, it’s another monstergirl manga. This particular one ends up splitting the difference between Monster Musume and Demi-chan, meaning that it only has weird fetish undertones some of the time. Apart from that it ends up mostly boring, because the monster stuff doesn’t really matter, yet the show spends an inordinate amount of time explaining the specific evolutionary circumstances that made this universe possible. Uh, at this point I think I can just accept monstergirls at face value, thanks. The most interesting parts are some hints of this society being not as innocent as it seems, but the other 99% of time it doesn’t seem overly concerned with that: The actual content is just rather boring slice-of-life scenarios of the kind you can get elsewhere easily. I do have to say that opening with girls actually kissing for real is a new one, even if that doesn’t really go anywhere. And that’s really the long and short of it: This seems like a show that doesn’t even really aim to go anywhere, and just isn’t good or interesting enough to make the here and now worthwhile.

Clione no Akari

This is a 1/3 length short that mostly seems like an anti-bullying PSA. The most tragic girl in the world (sick, orphan, shy, prone to tripping over obvious buckets in the middle of hallways, etc.) gets bullied on top of everything and some other guys feel bad about not helping her. The opening makes it look like everyone will learn a lesson about tomodachiship eventually. I will be nice and say that its heart is in the right place and it’s not actually bad (only extremely hamfisted), but it’s just neither well made nor unusual enough to earn back the time spent watching it; Koe no Katachi has me covered for life on anything this could possibly do.

Dive!!

Do you like ripped dudes glistening in the sun? Sure you do, that’s why you all watched Free! and that’s why we now get another show about pool sports with too many exclamation marks in the name. High diving seems to be a pretty poor choice though, because a single dive takes seconds and this show doesn’t pretend otherwise. The filler around it isn’t very promising either; main dude mostly memorable for being a dick to his girlfriend and admiring his cool senpai instead, no homo. Oh yeah, Yuri on Ice is a thing too, you know. Otherwise you learn more than you’d care to know about the spectacularly uninteresting financial structure of the high diving club, and get to watch the water surface reflecting the sun on to toned abs. Too bad that this particular effect just ends up looking like an unfortunate skin condition. All in all Dive!! is just a poor man’s version of other homoerotic sports anime for fujoshi, and I wasn’t too fond of those to begin with.

Hitorijime My Hero

Speaking of manlove, this one starts out as a fairly engaging character study of a highschooler who hangs out with street thugs because his mother is a prostitute, until the brother of his BFF beats them all up. But then the OP happens and after that it’s pretty much just straight up yaoi tropes because now the dude’s in high school and the cool guy is a teacher, I wonder where this is going. There’s a lot of unfunny komedy and so on. Yeah nah, even a toned down Super Lovers is not what I’m looking for, and laudable opening aside this brings nothing new to the table.

Isekai wa Smartphone to Tomo ni.

I’ve been very mad at smugly ironic genre shows that wallow in the cheapest clichees while “deconstructing” them (i.e., just pointing them out as if that’s an excuse). But the alternative is, of course, just not doing that and playing it all straight without a hint of irony, and it turns out that that is significantly worse. So here’s your 24 minutes of isekai light novel: dude dies, goes to JRPG world and gets to keep his smartphone in complete working condition. Ha ha, I too wish my completely ordinary household item would make me the coolest dude in the universe. But this show goes the extra mile, because while a smartphone might get you some chicks in fantasy land, to get all the chicks you also have to have:

• literal god mode stat boosts

• ability to use all magical elements, an exceedingly rare feat

• access to an even rarer additional magic element on top of that

• the ability to create the irresistible potion “ice cream”

So yeah, this is the isekai power fantasy at its most naked, and apart from making our shitter in chief the most hax guy ever and dropping a huge instaharem on him, he goes beat up trash mobs because that’s what you do. Again, all of this without the slightest hint of self-awareness. Absolute garbage for garbage people from top to bottom, and completely fails to make said garbage fun.

Jikan no Shihaisha

This one at least has the looks down: When it’s an action show, the visuals are really, really cool. Honestly. However, upon further inspection it becomes apparent that this “Chronos Ruler” here is so poorly written that it cannot be ignored. You guessed it, a lot of exposition and poorly conceived comedy ruin the eyecandy pretty quickly, and it’s all so dumb and dull that I barely remember anything but a vague stink of disappointment. It’s two guys that fight monsters, only not very well? Something about trying to turn back time but that turning out to be a bad idea? It’s all just slush. There's a twist in here that's kind of funny (probably unintentionally) so I won’t spoil it, but it’s by no means worth it.

Konbini Kareshi

Konbini Kareshi is an anime about some highschoolers that have relationship problems and hang out in a konbini, and that’s pretty much it. It’s extraordinarily slow, but somehow I did not end up finding it completely dull - possibly because “nothing happens” also means that nobody talks in this case. A lot of the episode is just awkward, silent situations, with information imparted visually (body language, expressions, etc) instead. Imagine that. Now I don’t want to praise it too much because nothing pays off and, well, nothing happens - but it is actually something markedly different from what you usually see in anime and that’s got to be worth something. I am not sure if I want to give this more chances, but that’s better than being quite sure I never want to see it again, right?

Made in Abyss

If you want to have a master class in how to start a fantasy adventure anime, check out Made in Abyss 01. It just drops you into an utterly beautiful world, sets up a couple of endearing characters and their general situation without boring you with the details, and the explains just enough about the world to answer a few pressing questions that can’t be ignored at the end. It’s beautiful too, great design, great animation, lush backgrounds, the whole shebang. Now it’s essentially a story about a bunch of very young orphans that go spelunking, and the character designs remind me of Ichigo Mashimaro of all things, but I detect no sketchiness here. Obviously it now has a tough act to follow over a whole season, but for the type of show it is you couldn’t ask for a better layup.

Nana Maru San Batsu

Also known as “Fastest Finger First”, this show asks the question: How do you make watching a trivia quiz interesting? Well, the answer is that you don’t. It seems to be a very basic school club show and the topic of the school club is buzzer quizzes. And somehow this fictional story manages to be less engaging than your average actual TV quiz show. Buzzer quizzes don’t have a lot of strategy involved (the show tries to pretend otherwise, but mostly fails), just watching people in quiz-o-vision trying to answer fairly mundane questions is hardly riveting, and besides that it’s just a decidedly subpar comedy. This could have worked if it went full ham like Kakegurui, but it neither has the means nor even much of an inclination to try that.

Netsuzou TRap - NTR

So here’s the long-dreaded adaptation of the yuri manga that’s so full of bullshit drama that even actual fans of bullshit yuri drama hate it to the point where it became a running joke. And yeah, this sure is bullshit yuri drama about two girls who casually make out while boyfriends aren’t looking too closely. One feels bad about it, the other is a troll. All in all it’s reminiscent of Kuzu no Honkai, except that KnH at least was fully aware that its entire cast was awful people; I can’t even make out what I’m supposed to think about these shenanigans. Now I could say that episode 1 shows potential if it develops properly, but the manga is such a known quantity of bad writing that that’s not a smart idea. It will probably just be Girl A feeling conflicted and Girl B trolling her forever.

Princess Principal

Steampunk is pretty much a laughingstock these days, but I will say that Princess Principal nails the aesthetic if nothing else. It is made of steam and punk; you get your top hats, you get your gears, you get your airships. It’s all pretty cool looking and it also has some nice action. What it’s actually about is some sort of Cold War in divided London, and our protagonists are a crew of schoolgirls that talk about being spies a lot. This is where it becomes apparent that the writer of this was previously convicted of having committed Code Geass (yeah, that guy again), so a certain degree of schlock is to be expected. And really, who else could come up with Steampunk Cold War Berlondon featuring murderous gothlolis? So overall, it’s quite a bit more trashy than I would like but it could be able to pull it off reasonably well on production value alone, and hopefully the writing won’t shit the bed too hard.

Saiyuki Reload Blast

Saiyuki is an old shounen property that adapts Journey to the West. Not to be confused with Dragonball, because this is spaghetti western instead of wuxia. Or so it seems, I’ve never watched one of the anime adaptations that keep getting made every decade or so before. But hey, Reload Blast being a sequel to an anime last made when the ostensible target audience wasn’t even born yet at least has the benefit of not having to deal with tiresome origin stories, we just get to watch the characters do their thing and it’s reasonably easy to figure out anyway. It’s just that it’s not actually all that good; fans of a time when shounen heroes generated a lot of blood spray may get something out of it since it’s pretty violent, but otherwise this iteration of the JttW party are just a bunch of dicks that are trying hard to be cool but aren’t. It’s probably alright for fans of the source material and people hankering for throwback anime, but I don’t think it’s for me.

Shoukoku no Altair

As far as fantasy settings go, a Ottoman-themed one isn’t the most common. So the hero of Shoukoku no Altair hails from fantasy Turkey, which is embroiled in some sort of diplomatic brouhaha with fantasy Germafrance. And that’s really where I start tuning out because this is one of these fantasy epics that start by introducing a million characters that surely will become important eventually, but give me little reason to care about anything otherwise. Exotic locales aside, Altair seems to be mostly setup and the rest of it, the characters, the intrigue, the politics, everything, just don’t motivate me to find out more. It’s possibly not a bad show, but it’s a barely memorable show in a genre I am not particularly fond of.

Tenshi no 3P!

Sometimes it really helps going into random new anime without any previous knowledge. Like here: Tenshi no 3P starts out with a moderately well thought out character sketch of a hikkikomori that spends his day making music and uploading it to the internet. More than a bit tired, but not bad. He then gets a message by “a guy” that wants to work with him. Well, surely nothing bad can come of this. The “guy” turns out to be a primary schooler (girl) from an orphan primary schooler (girl) band that is actually super good but nevertheless needs the services of a music otaku schlub for vague reasons. And then in the end the primary schoolers offer sexual favors in exchange, possibly as a joke but I wouldn't count on that. See, I had been making Ro-Kyu-Bu (i.e., ”Rock-Yu-Bu”) jokes way before that, but as it turns out 3P is by the same author and oh boy can you tell. So it’s this season’s Eromanga-sensei, only somehow worse. I have to admit that I am not even above watching something like this if it’s legitimately great, but thankfully Tenshi no 3P is not even close to being legitimately great. Dodged a bullet there, for sure.

But hey, maybe we will at least get another very embarrassing T-shirt out of it.

Vatican Kiseki Chousakan

And finally, we have a show about some priests from the Vatican that travel the world to examine miracles. Well, one miracle at least, in Guatemala. The concept is somewhat intriguing and could make for a nice horror/detective hybrid with a twist, but I wouldn’t trust anime to pull this off properly, and so it’s no surprise that it doesn’t. For starters we get a pair of very pretty leads that seem primarily intended to bait yaoi doujins, and while it admirably tries for an off-kilter (literally, hope you like dutch angles) horror atmosphere, it is more concerned with out main character’s angst. Yeah I don’t know, the intrigue doesn’t seem particularly intriguing either and the horror just doesn’t quite click - it’s trying for gothick ostentatiousness, but doesn’t quite pull that off. I’d be willing to give this a chance if it was a miracle-of-the-week kind of thing, but considering the amount of characters they introduced for this first case that doesn’t seem to be how this show operates. Or at least I’ll wait until more information becomes available.

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fixing-fetuses · 8 years ago

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ok so im going to start doing the thing that makes anyone give a shit about this blog lol its been so long since i did a review haha - Mod Sheep

Hello, this is my FNAF OC and her name is Ruby Luna and she is a FNAF fan character I made. that was redundant She is an 13-year old yandere Rainbow rare species of fox that came from another planet, how is she 13 years old and a yandere?? if you are 13 and a yandere you need to slow down who is the daughter of Mami Tomoe, Bonnie Bunny and Lucy from elfen lied. nyu! :DD She is an anamantronic who has massive crush on Foxy i once had a mary sue named kittie for fnaf and i shipped her with foxy lol i made so much art for that character ill have to show you some time its funny as well as Kyubey from Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Discord and Rainbow Dash from MLP, the search engine Google,

the website Youtube and many more An she loves everyone she meets and finds everyone hot and very sexy, 13 year old hormones but dun dun dun, she is yandere and is proud of it : ) and she is also a tokyo mew mew and is called Mew Blueberry and she would KILL for who she loves. can someone plz try to tell me what this sentence means i have no idea or at least she pretends to be a mew but cant because shes too crazy tapparanly However, she REALLY hates a lot of things, such as unhappy things, yandere haters, who honestly hates yanderes tho? i mean being called mary sue by bullies, what if im not bully but im just calling you a mary sue the thought of being rejected by her crushes, and SHREK. She despises shrek and thinks that shrek is drek shrek is drek tbh and needs to die and that if she hears somebody say that they love shrek, SHE WILL KILL THEM with no expections jfc what exactly did shrek do to you <so if you love shrek and you're around her please keep it to yourself unless you want to be kissed by her, the proud crazy yandere queen heh heh shes 13 Also if you couldnt guess, she is pansexual and panromantic. aout her, when she was little her parents abbused her and she got upset and killed them,

her anger killing everyone on her planet but her. wow she gets angry very easily and if she is angry with you its curtains for you, serves you right. i mean thx for the curtains i needed new ones After she killed everyone she decided to go somewhere else (and yes she can breathe in space so DONTFUCKING ASK OR U WILL BE BLOCKED)

so found earth and freddy fazbears piza and decided to work there. i wish it was that easy :’) But before she found freddy fazbears pizza she was bullied for naturally having fox ears and a fox tail by mean bullies so she went crazy and killed them all

and fortunatly got away with it by doing alot of things such as cleaning the room of there blood and much much more. much much more ;) im 5 years old when she found freddy fabears pizza she was so happy to find a happy place and that peole didntthink she was a freak and instantly had a crash on foxy. just like foxy had a crash on the doors lol yay! her bullies where the reason why she hates shrek though because they liked shrek so they're too blame her interests other than foxy are pizza, anime, manga, cartoons,comics, foxes, ponies, cute stuff and trying to get rid ofshrek is love shrek is life because she hates shrek more than almost anything stupid bullies. fhat the wuck some more interests of hers i forgot to mention are google, youtube, the internet (she has crush on all three), trees, kyubey, plushies, sleeping, eating food, memes and being happy and cute when shes not killing people because they piss her off. oh and her fetishes are: vore, mpreg, balloons pregnancy and inflation. yeah i think were done here : ) so thats some off the main things about her and i really hope you like how cute she is, how her crushes are, her costume and five nights at you like her please leave a comment but if you dont PLEASE DONT SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUTHER OR SHE WILL CRY, so do you want make her cry? dont be a sick monster and BE NICE TO HER! Thanks and see you soon! what an ending : )

she does not like shrek

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