#but why did she kind of look startled at the end😫

[congratsyoureanidiot]

i present to you…HER😍

AND HER HOT ASS VOICE OMG😮‍💨

[the-illiterate-pirate]

Hi! Can I request a Kira x Reader where the reader also has a hand kink? 👀 I would request a pucci x reader but hand kink man my beloved 😫💕

-Totally some random acc and not Dirty-brainrot.

No it couldn't possibly be Dirty it says so right there

Oh man sorry about that it's just your request reminded me of someone I know.

Anywho, here's an obligatory apology for this taking so long to come out 🙏 Also I'm afraid I wasn't able to put in too much hand kinky-ness on the readers part :( this is mostly pointed at Yoshikage being horny. But maybe I can make it up to you with bottom-bitch Kira

Put Your Loving Hand Out, Baby

Warnings; Nsfw, modern-ish AU, no stands (bc let's face it Yoshikage can't not be a serial killer if he's got THAT kind of power), slight choking, woman on top, Yoshikage Kira's hand kink, hehehe I forced him into being a bottom

With a precious white Persian cat napping on your chest, you didn't see anyway your day off could have gotten better. Until your husband entered your home.

"Yoshikage? Didn't they need you at work today?"

The cat was awake at the sound of the door. She mewled out as if she too wanted to know.

"It was a false alarm, by the time I got over to my department they were already overstaffed by three others and they said I could go home." He sighed, undoing his tie from his neck. "I'm going to change into something more comfortable, I'll be in the bedroom." You hummed to let him know you understood.

After the blond's leave you continued to play with the Persian. You loved Queen, and she loved you. To Yoshikage's surprise, his usual cynical kitten (even hissy with him) had developed a soft spot for you, and you for her. There was no other place in the villa he could find his cat other than in your arms.

(Or the food bowl)

Queen looked past you into space with those beautiful big pink eyes of hers, before skittering off somewhere new. You were confused why, until you felt your husband's arms wrap around your neck.

"That was an invitation to join me in the bedroom, you know." He murmured against your shoulder.

"Mm, maybe. But I couldn't have left Queen in here all by herself!" You argued. But now Queen was gone, and you were left to fight your strikingly handsome husband alone.

You'd never seen a grown man pout before. But that didn't mean your husband didn't look incredible cute when he did. "Queen has been given enough attention." He huffed, sitting down on the other end of the couch. He startled you by picking you up and propping you up in his lap.

"Now it's my turn."

Snuggling into his built chest you joked with him, "Fine. I swear, you're so needy sometimes."

He stayed quiet. His lips only traveled up and down the column of your neck with his hands rubbing your hips. His attack was soft, and more of a way to comfort you than rile you up. It felt good. Yoshikage's lips were soft, like fine silk against your skin. They left you tingling.

"Mmm~, my boy has been so busy lately. Maybe I should reward him for his hard work, yes?" Your husband's breath hitched in his throat once you dragged your hands up his chest. Your nails scratched up the showing skin to wrap around his neck and drag your fingers through his hair. He easily melted under your touch, pressing his face deeper into your neck while his eyes closed in pleasure. "But first, may we move to the bedroom?" You'd never knew Yoshikage Kira to be an inpatient man, but the speed in which he left the living room with you bridal style in his arms was possibly a new record.

Of course, Yoshikage was a man of practice and routine, you tried helping him keep to it, even if it means pausing your love making. In the heat of the moment you don't doubt he was ready to have you right where you were. But he'd come to freight and worry over it later, you were sure. (as sweet as it sounds, you'd feel bad)

He still had you on top of him. Shutting the door, he sped over to the royal purple bed where he flopped down uncharacteristically and scooped you back up, his silent way of telling you were on top. It wasn't every night Yoshikage let you take control and you certainly weren't going to waste the opportunity. Over hearing some talk has left you with ideas you were almost excited to try on him.

You had to admit, earlier in the relationship you were a bit weirded out by his... preferences during sex. But after indulging him time after time you begun to take immense joy over having such a hold on this man. Hell, you could say his attention to your hands gave you a new appreciation for his, too.

"Such gorgeous hands," You cooed after leaving your husband's lips. You didn't break apart not even after his moving to the bedroom, having had stayed in a passionate lock the entire time. They finally separated with a loud smack. Moving to hold his hand in your own, you pressed it against your wet mouth, giving gentle pecks to the finely manicured fingers. "Such perfect nails,"

Without his knowing your unoccupied hand left from around his neck to undo the button of his pants. He had to suck in a short breath at the feeling of your hand wrapping around his sensitive member.

You didn't get to finish your sentence. Yoshikage was grinding your core onto his hardened cock leaving you moaning breathlessly. There was a scuffle between the two of you where Yoshikage worked off his designer pants and you did they same for yours. Your husband was left in all his glory beneath you, such a beautiful body with not a scratch on him. There was a tremble to his lips as he looked up at you, silently praising you as the goddess you were on his bare lap.

"Oh, my lovely husband~," You cooed to the man, fingers dancing over his chest, ghosting him with your nails and sending electricity down his spine. "Do you want me to use my hands on you?" It was such a silly question for the man but it was always good to ask. There was always the chance he wanted something new, and you were eager to please.

"Oh, my darling wife~" He all but whined back to you, holding your hands in a loving embrace between his own, feeling up the precious skin. "I'd love to have these beautiful hands wrapped around my throat, if you'd indulge me in such a vulgar act?"

Choking. That wasn't anything you've indulged in yet. It wasn't that you were worried, though it felt so foreign. Was he sure he trusted you with such an act?

"Your wish is my command, dear."

You shimmied out of your panties. After throwing them away to a new part of the room you sat back down on Yoshikage's stiff member. You grinded down on the hardened flesh a bit, enjoying the feeling of him just barely pressing against the parts of you that needed him most, before you finally let his cock sink into you.

You both silently praised the feeling of finally connecting. Once the original shock of it faded you began to bounce on him. Soft and slow, with your hands making a show of grabbing on to his left pec and his neck. Just the simple grab was enough to get his eyes rolling into his skull. A soft squeeze got him wheezing out groans for more. The hand not pressing your own harder into his neck was clawing at your hip, definitely leaving marks for later.

Yoshikage filled the quiet between you two with soft whimpers and moans. He looked like he was in heaven with simply having your nails digging into his skin. He was a simple man to please, but that didn't stop you from going overboard with his pleasure.

Bent down, so your face was level with his chest, you pressed soft kitten licks to the crescent scars on his pecs from where you've clawed him. Licks turned into pecks turned into kisses trailing up, until you were sucking at the skin behind his ear, a sweet spot you used against him time and time again.

His moans went higher in pitch. Now he was using both hands to ram you down on his dick. The way he pressed himself against your insides had your mind reeling. You were so close... But you had to wait.

Although... Thinking on it Kira probably wouldn't be against a hand job to help him finish. No, even so, you wanted him to come with you.

So you bounced on his hips harder. You squeezed his neck tighter with both hands holding onto him like it was the only thing keeping you up. You stopped your kisses to whisper sweet nothings into your husband's ear. Things that made him sigh, and cry, and almost scream your name if it wasn't for the hand blocking his breathing way.

"Yes, Yoshikage! Right there! Ah~, You love it when I use you like this, right? Like my own personal toy, with my hands around your throat?"

"Ghk–! Y-Yes!" He was in disarray with a dazed look in his deep blue eyes. With eyes rolled back and drool slipping from his lips, he was openly begging for air and not getting it. And yet he continued to push your hands deeper into his own neck.

He trusted up into you. You threw away words and simply began to sing to each other with soft cries for more. That familiar feeling of impending pleasure made itself known. It curled itself deep in your gut waiting to

explode. You let your husband know. You cried Yoshikage's name, warning him of your oncoming orgasm. You slammed down on to him at once just as he threw his hips onto you one last time, and you both erupted. With a final cry of your name Yoshikage let himself spill inside you unprotected, his shot leaving you feeling full and hot.

Exhaustion hit you like a bomb, you collapsed on top of your husband, gasping for air. Yoshikage wasn't much better after your hands left his throat. You could tell his neck was red and raw, but he looked happier than anything, still dazedly staring up into space.

You both stayed in comfortable silence while sticky heat grew between you two. Once it became unbearable you had to detach from your other half to your side of your shared bed. The blond still held your hand in a soft hold, massaging your sore fingers and palm while he stared at you in love. "Such a perfect wife I have," He whispered, almost like he was going to pass out. "I think we should try this again."

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Everyone always talks about what's the best Yoshikage, but it's so clearly obviously that

This. This is the best Yoshikage

So casual.... So pretty......I love..... This, plus D.C. Douglas' voice acting is *smooch* muy bien

Tbh I don't feel too good about this one Chief :( I really wanted to do something else but I was halfway through this and figured I was already taking long enough, sooooo

Maybe in the future someone else will request David Bowie, and then I'll be able to do him justice. And maybe then will be the day I can finally write for limb kinks properly lmao

Up next is the Weather Report!

[burst-of-air]

Do I wanna BE HER or BE WITH HER

i present to you…HER😍

AND HER HOT ASS VOICE OMG😮‍💨