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stoppit-keepout · 7 months ago

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[image of seven plain corndogs with text that varies between bold, italic, and yellow-coloured for emphasis: "Off work late? hungry, but too tired to cook? try seven corndogs. seven corndogs back to back, no mustard no ketchup, just dog. eat the stick too. you will certainly not regret eating seven corndogs."]

why did my dad send this

should i be concerned

#punctuation added for clarity #listen i am not above corndog dinner... though it has been a long time #i associate corndogs so strongly with my one housemate in undergrad who nearly always had emergency pogos in the freezer #i learned later that she rarely ate pogos before or after the time when we lived together #but while we cohabitated: corndog city baby #we built this city on corn and dog

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