#but while u 2 claim that it's just bc y'all don't want to be the one to break the engagement

[wttcsms]

arranged marriage au but both you and character don't want to get married. however, in order to receive your inheritance, you have to agree to try your best to make this relationship work + because of similar familial pressure, character is also compelled to see this marriage through. however, your family does understand that if it's character that breaks off the engagement, they'll understand that you tried your best and you get full access to your trust fund and you don't have to tie the knot. for character, if you break off the engagement, he's in the clear, too.

so now, it's a competition between you two. unbeknownst to the other, y'all are both actively trying to get the other to get so frustrated that you'll send the loser running for the hills, crying to get the engagement broken.

[bonecavibora]

2/8/23 5:40 am

i can hear my family waking up lol i just hope nobody tries to talk to me right now. i'm not trying to be a dick but from 2 am to around 6 am is my alone time. something about those hours brings me peace. i feel like i never really have the time to sit and reflect on my day outside of these hours.

i don't know how i'm gonna manage working overnight :( it won't make a difference in my sleep schedule since i'm always up, i'm just gonna miss being able to sit up and think at the crack of dawn. i love when it's dark outside. i'd love to walk around at those hours but as much as i don't like to admit it or think about it i'm a girl and realistically, that's not safe to do alone.

anyway, let's reflect on the day and shit. i woke up around noon because my mom was calling me. i was blown bc she didn't respond and im not gon lie bra i was NOT getting up. but she called me again and my grandma came over! i haven't seen my grandma in a while she moved like 30 mins away and i don't drive :') but yea after she left i finagled some doordash for my mom and shit you know... but anyway yea i kinda don't remember what i did for the 4 hours following that. that is so concerning.

i hate how so many hours of the day just disappear from my head. i like to reflect and that's pretty hard when you don't remember what the fuck you was doing. but yea after those 4 mystery hours kev called me to come smoke and i made a lil deal wit daniel. nigga took me to my auntie house for a cinnamon bun LMFAOOO.

i been smoking a lot more ever since i came back from college. i don't really see it as a problem but i feel like the smell of weed is in so many of my clothes and wigs... the smell of weed doesnt bother me but why would i wanna walk around smelling like the drug i partake in? i like to get high tho lol it allows me to sleep like 75% of the time and it clears my head... i'm also wayyy nicer after i smoke. that's that boneca shit lmfaooo.

speaking of that dumb ass boneca shit, lemme tell y'all about this weirdo ass nigga. on my soul dat nigga act soooo lame to me bra. i don't know what it is... why do niggas do that disappearing shit on me every time? niggas be so fake busy bra but it's 24 hours in a day and all i want is a "hey how are you" maybe even a "good morning" but if i'm not that important to you i shouldn't be fuckin wit you right?

i think at this point i should stay to myself forever? but i don't know i want at least one valentine's day to be successful. but niggas is just so super duper fucking weird bra like if you don't wanna fw me fr just say that shit. if you just want sex say that. if you don't feel like talking just say that. i don't even ask for a lot fr, i ask for the bare minimum if we're being honest i could be asking for the world and then some. i know niggas don't always got it like that to be trickin, but when did i ever ask for that? and especially if you a nigga who claim dat he havin bra. if you was truly havin, you would come see me by now!!! i don't even want your money bra just put some gas in that dumb ass car and bring yourself.

anyway, i should sleep now right? i'll prolly talk to y'all in the morning... i'll tell y'all if that puto text me.

boa noite pra casa de boneca

[astrologgeek]

✨astro-stupid✨

Pt. 1

DO YOU REMEMBER I SAID THAT I'M GONNA GIVE Y'ALL SOMETHING NEW AND ORIGINAL? HERE Y'ALL GO.

⚠️ I do not give any permission to anyone reading this post to re-post my content nor plagiarize it. This content belongs to me and myself only @astrologgeek ⚠️

☆ So what's astro-stupid? Astro-stupid is basically Astro-notes... but stupid. My content is known to be funny (my blog's chart has sag rising LMFAO) - so I said why not keep the humor and high vibrations around! We all know astro-tumblr needs it right now 😅💕💕 ALL OF THESE NOTES ARE 100% HUMOR IF U DIDN'T UNDERSTAND 💕

☆ and if u didn't understand you must be a leo 🤨🤪🤧 y'all are so tree 🥵🥵

☆ sag girls look like baby wipers 👀👴

☆ libra men are like my dad - leaves you after 2 months

☆ pisces rising's fart A LOT... smelly rascals 🤪🤪🤪

☆ leo rising's took voldemort's nose... y'all theifs ISTG 🤰🤰

☆ people say pluto represents destruction... but have you SEEN MY FAT ASS?? ASK @rattaemin she knows it 👹

☆ saturn doesn't represent responsibility and restriction... it literally has Holla-hoops on it... it's the dancing planet 😜🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺

☆ sun-dominant people are HOT, so if you meet a sun-dom: take them to the hospital right away!! They are IN DANGER.

☆ the best ass-shakers are people with my chart 🙄🤚🤚🤚

☆ you dare say scorpio's are private and quiet... have you SEEN a mime?? 👻👻

☆ if you have moon square mars... your mom CANNOT SHAKE HER BOOTY NO MORE... LET'S TAKE A MINUTE TO MOURN.

☆ if you have cancer in your 8th house your mom WILL TAKE U FROM HER WILL.

☆ this describes every taurus man you'll ever meet

☆ there's actually a pretty cool way to know who your soulmate is!! You look at your moon - then check if it aspects jupiter. If it does - your mom WILL steal your soulmate. Momma ain't playing games. If it doesn't - your soulmate looks like this bc it ain't happy nor abundant at all 🥸👾 STAY SAFE!!

☆ women with an asc are literally weird asf!! It's like they have a personality!! DO NOT FEED THEM, THEY WILL TELL YOU SMART THINGS!!

☆ ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ PEOPLE WITH A LIBRA NEPTUNE DREAM ABOUT UR ASS ⚠️ BE CAREFUL ⚠️

☆ people with sag in their 2nd house are mitski.

☆ virgo is the most hated sign because their virginity needs to go... vir+go = support patriarchy and the concept of virginity. What a shame.

☆ aries moons keep a lot of burps inside... have some self-control 😔😔😔

☆ gemini-venus people want a normal belly-button because theirs look like the twin they ate in the womb... 😇😇😇

☆ capricorn men look like this while capricorn women look like this. If u feel attacked (and you do) then know that it's bc I'm correct.

☆ aquarius mercuries are actually prone to drink water 😳

☆ cancer moons pee in bed 😝😝😝

☆ sagittarius moons lick their dog back 🤨🤨🤨

☆ if you have your venus your the 5th house - you attract children into your life. Ummmm That's gross... Weirdo.

☆ cancer mercuries love trampolines because it helps them jump to conclusions faster 🦴🦴

☆ libra's get turned on by libraries... they think they are wild... library-rawr = libr+ra 🤥🤥🤥🤧

☆ planets in fall (signs that don't express themselves well in that specific planet, scorpio moons for example) are prone to be adele

☆ some adam & eve placements in the composite chart: sun in retrograde, moon going direct, mercury on 30° degrees, pluto in aries conjuncting neptune in libra. If y'all have this - ur high asf go to bed smh.

☆ NEVER TELL A PISCES YOUR DREAMS - They WILL kick you stomach for daring to dream. So possessive and selfish istg 👂👂👂

☆ how to know you need to go back home: check your nemo asteroid (1640) - if it creates an aspect to your IC, ASC, 3rd house & 9th house you need to coke back home IMMEDIATELY OR ELSE YOU BECOME...

☆ sun in aquarium makes the person kind of transparent 🌋🌍🌋

☆ gemini north / south node and gemini MC makes you prone to duplicating yourself in public and throughout your life. We already have enough of you so stop it smfh 🧭

☆ placements for people that just disappear out of nowhere: my dad

☆ 3rd house saturns are prone to be blonde crackhead with dry hands and a mustache ⛪⛪⛪🛎

☆ leo moons want to rawr at their moms all the time like a lion - so inappropriate 🐯🐯🐯

☆ if your mercury returns every year to it's natal place: you talk like a badass sweaty sock.

☆ placements that can indicate being married to a goat: juno in capricorn.

☆ ⚠️ PISCES MERCURIES DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO READ ⚠️ I REPEAT ⚠️ PISCES MERCURIES DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO READ ⚠️ they literally be like: 🐠

☆ placements more prone to grow up and be this: mutuable / cardinal sun, fixed / cardinal moon, air / fire rising, water mercury. Y'all so zombie 🤪🤶

☆ gemini risings pick their nose all the time 🙊

☆ cancer sun men are lesbians.

☆ libra moons LOVE eating plastic bags so much... #savetheturtles

☆ scorpio mars people often drastically change their physical appearance - my friend has octopus arms now... she's so stylish 😍😍😍

☆ jupiter in spring signs (aries, taurus, gemini) love eating grass, it just makes them so happy and abundant.

☆ libra risings (men and women) don't shave half of their face so it'll be balanced 🧔🧔🧔

☆ sagittarius in the big 3 makes you manipulative as fuck 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

☆ people with chiron in the 2nd house have deep wounds from their poop... number 2 hits hard 😔😔

☆ indicators for being a crocodile: scorpio / virgo sun, taurus / pisces moon, Capricorn / cancer risings.

☆ people with pluto in their 5th house have hidden children in the basement

☆ there's a rumor that claims that people who sleep on beds probably have their venuns in retrograde.

☆ NEVER TRUST AN ARIES!! THEY WILL MILK US ALL AS REVENGE 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

☆ only a 10th house stellium on taurus servive the hunger games - only because of their sugar daddy 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

Resources: co-star 😍😍😍😍