#but what if all my swimming lesson kids' parents think im a big idiot and did a really bad job teaching their kid

[no-thanks-bro]

I can't FUCKING sleep it is nearly 4am

[ahmuteun]

All the questions please

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

uhhh nah, hes just a friend and we have a good dynamic that i wouldnt want to mess up

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

nope

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

i dont think so

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

as of late it kind of is 

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

i mean, kind of? but i dont like him romantically so no i guess?

6. What are you excited for?

to see my mates next week

7. What happened tonight?

nothing exciting, i wanted to yak when i saw that mayo vid mum reblogged

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

no cause thats me sometimes nah but theyre allowed to do what they want as long as they arent completely belligerent then its cool

9. Is confidence cute?

eh it depends on the person i guess

10. What is the last beverage you had?

tea

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

like, two lol 

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? 

i own many

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

i dunno i havent thought that far ahead yet

14. What are you going to spend money on next? 

probably a new laptop

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

im not going out with anyone so no

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

change how???????

i mean either way no lol im still gonna be a shit person in three months

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

uh, cat, jen, aubrey, and aj

18. The last time you felt broken?

i dont know about broken but i was sad last week

19. Have you had sex today?

no

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

yeah; guys fuckin suck and im stupid lol

21. Are you in a good mood?

i guess

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

yeah that would be cool

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

yeah i have his eyes

24. What do you want right this second?

for people to fuckin keep their promises, that would be great

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

well i dont like anyone but if even still, if we arent in a relationship then theyre allowed to do what they want

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? 

yep

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

i dunno i cant even think about myself dating anyone period rn so

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

i dunno, i cant recall what it was exactly

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

kind of

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

depends on the situation

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

no, aj i one of my best friends

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

i👏 👏 👏dont👏 👏 👏like👏 👏 👏anyone👏 👏 👏

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

kind of, i only drink it on the occasion

34. Listening to?

im watching harry potter and the deathly hallows part 2

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

all the time, doing math in pen is a bitch

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

idk home probably

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

no because im not a naive idiot

okay i kind of am but thats not the point

38. Who did you last call? 

aj

39. Who was the last person you danced with? 

uuhhh cat, hanna, and evan i think

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

um i dunno because we were both drunk and hes a good kisser

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

i dunno im not a huge fan of them tbh

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

no

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

i embarrass myself all the time 

44. Do you tan in the nude?

i dont tan ever lmao, my friends call me “wall” for a reason

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

i would take the last, last, last kiss i had because fuck that guy 

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

kind of, i got off the phone cause i was getting sleepy

47. Who was the last person to call you?

my mom

48. Do you sing in the shower?

not really

49. Do you dance in the car?

not really

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

yeah and i sucked

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

uh, not for a while

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

some are

53. Is Christmas stressful?

it can be

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

ye, theyre good

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

does pumpkin count? if not then apple maybe?

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

power ranger lol

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

eeeehhhhhhhh kind of???

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

yeah, hasnt everyone?

59. Take a vitamin daily?

lol no

60. Wear slippers?

yeah

61. Wear a bath robe?

yeah

62. What do you wear to bed?

a big tshirt

63. First concert?

fan fan

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

walmart for groceries, target for clothes

65. Nike or Adidas?

adidas

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

HOT CHEETOS ARE THE BEST

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

peanuts, i can never eat sunflower seeds unless theyre already shelled

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

uhhh i like end game, style, blank space, and forever and always the most i think

her fearless album was one of my favorites when i was younger

69. Ever take dance lessons?

yeah a while ago, and now im choreographing a dance wow look at that lol

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

i cant even picture myself being married so no lol

71. Can you curl your tongue?

i can do the taco thing but not the clover

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

i purposely bombed those cause i didnt want to do them

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

no

74. What is your favorite book?

idk i really like to kill a mockingbird

75. Do you study better with or without music?

depends on the subject really

76. Regularly burn incense?

never have

77. Ever been in love?

once upon a time

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

i have some artists i would like to see but if i didnt i wouldnt be upset

79. What was the last concert you saw?

fan fan’s

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

hot since its cold out

81. Tea or coffee?

tea, coffee sucks

82. Favorite type of cookie?

i like m&m

83. Can you swim well?

i can swim decently well i guess

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

are some people not able to?

85. Are you patient?

it depends but generally no

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

its up to the couple 

87. Ever won a contest?

ive probably won a stupid one

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

nah

89. Which are better black or green olives?

BLACK

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

u do u as long as its consensual  

91. Best room for a fireplace?

living room i guess?

92. Do you want to get married?

lmfao we’ll cross that bridge when/ if we ever get there

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1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?i think it was daniella and yeah totally but she won’t put out

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?never that

3. Have you taken someones virginity?i still have mine so probably not

4. Is trust a big issue for you?uhhh ion know cuz i’ll tell pretty much anybody anything abt me but i don’t trust ppl to drive me anywhere lmao

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?i don’t have time to actively like anybody rn. plus i’m hit so i’m not trying to waste brain space

6. What are you excited for?warped tour bihhh

7. What happened tonight?i saw cars 3 and got high but that’s abt it

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?not disgusting but usually annoying. when anybody gets drunk, actually. gender has nothing to do w it

9. Is confidence cute?for sure

10. What is the last beverage you had?blue powerade from my local bp

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?prolly like….2 at the most rn

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?the only jeans i own

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?get high and sit down for hours at a time

14. What are you going to spend money on next?gas or cigs

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?nope

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?i change all the time i’ll definitely change within the next 3 months

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?dani, ash, or taylor

18. The last time you felt broken?i couldn’t tell you. like im sad rn but not broken

19. Have you had sex today?only w my right hand tahaaaa

20. Are you starting to realize anything?yeah but that’s probably j my brain cuz i’ve been pretty dumb abt taking my meds lately

21. Are you in a good mood?not particularly but ive still got more weed to smoke so give me a lil bit

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?fuck that!!! i used to have nightmares as a kid abt sharks i am soooo coo on that

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?yeah actually

24. What do you want right this second?someone to drive me around and i get to pick the music

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?i would probably say “that’s nutty. anyway” cuz i don’t care

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?most of it is lmaooo

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?that’s a no-go. that makes no sense.

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?it was probably something taylor said

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?not anybody on earth

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?no but i usually give it to em anyway cuz i love being a big fuckin idiot

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?couldn’t hate ash if i tried. couldn’t even think of a single reason why i would even potentially hate ash. love that piece of shit

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?i don’t have feelings for anyone bro im not on pills anymore

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?yeah actually wtf fuck soda

34. Listening to?the sound of my ceiling fan. i wanna be listening to yung lean

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?pens 4L

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?no do you?

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?not in my life but i can’t decide if that shit’s real or not for others i suppose

38. Who did you last call?i don’t make calls

39. Who was the last person you danced with?i think i wanna say it was either ky cam or tori

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?cuz it was appropriate for the situation

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?i know i’ve eaten them recently at grad parties

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?nope

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?yeah i’m a human i get nervous

44. Do you tan in the nude?not that i can remember

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?no i don’t care cuz 2016 damn near didn’t even happen

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?no ugh which really sucks cuz i love falling asleep in the middle of the conversation so i have something to wake up to

47. Who was the last person to call you?ash and i couldn’t answer cuz i was looking at lightning mcqueen

48. Do you sing in the shower?nope

49. Do you dance in the car?go thru my me tag and find that vid of me driving bro. yes i dance in the car every time i get in a car

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?damn near in like 4th grade on a field trip

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?my senior pics so three years ago

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?no bitch i love hairspray

53. Is Christmas stressful?yeah fuck a christmas i cant buy anybody i love anything and i hate snow more than anything on this earth

54. Ever eat a pierogi?nope but taylor and ash know how to make them if i ever want to

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?i don’t fuck w pie

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?stay at home mom, teacher, marine biologist

57. Do you believe in ghosts?yeah dude definitely

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?everytime i get super baked and listen to specific playlists and dissociate like a motherfucker

59. Take a vitamin daily?just vitamin thc tahaaaa

60. Wear slippers?shit’s weak

61. Wear a bath robe?even weaker than the slippers

62. What do you wear to bed?basketball shorts n a t shirt

63. First concert?fucking skillet bro hahahaha i went w a church i didnt belong to to go see christian rock in real life

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?target all day everyday forever

65. Nike or Adidas?adidas

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?depends on the day lmao mostly cheetos tho

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?miss me

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?i think you have the wrong number?

69. Ever take dance lessons?i never paid for them but sometimes i went w my friend to her lessons cuz why not

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?not a profession specifically, but i do see them making good money

71. Can you curl your tongue?yeah i have good genes

72. Ever won a spelling bee?third grade bitch!!!!

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?i don’t even cry when i’m sad/i’m not cayla

74. What is your favorite book?baby help by marilyn reynolds. it’s a nostalgia thing

75. Do you study better with or without music?with but it can’t have words

76. Regularly burn incense?not anymore :-( sometimes i miss 2014 me

77. Ever been in love?only with perth x bon iver and klonopin

78. Who would you like to see in concert?bryson tiller, the weeknd, zayn, frank ocean, partynextdoor, vince staples, denzel curry, tame impala, father john misty, neck deep, motionless in white (for the 8th time), damn near yung lean as long as nobody brings a gun this time

79. What was the last concert you saw?future, migos, and tory lanez in noblesville w jarrett and dylan

80. Hot tea or cold tea?hot tea when my throat hurts, cold tea forever always

81. Tea or coffee?tea

82. Favorite type of cookie?soft ass snickerdoodles

83. Can you swim well?i can swim but like don’t ask me to race

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?everyone should know how to do this?? isn’t this a normal thing to know

85. Are you patient?i’m getting more patient i think

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?dj for sure

87. Ever won a contest?one time i got a free case of snapple from one of the bottle caps but i think that’s it

88. Ever have plastic surgery?not interested

89. Which are better black or green olives?no olives

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?i don’t care if you wanna test drive the car before you buy it. i’m not a car salesman

91. Best room for a fireplace?the den

92. Do you want to get married?yeah definitely bro i’ve been hella fixated on having a family lately

thanks homie youve always got my back