#but we're in an open relationship bc sometimes my mom buys english breakfast or irish breakfast in other brands
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please do not follow me if you are a tea bag without a string that is inefficient as fuck don’t @ me
#i dont like having to pick that tea bag out with a spoon and then#HOLD IT w my fingers#to squeeze the water out w the spoon#it's 2018#not to sound like a token capitalist but you have so much competition#THAT HAS STRINGS on the tea bags#tea bags w/o strings have such little dick energy#also tea bags that come in more than 50 per box have such little dick energy#gotta compensate for that energy w an above average amount of tea bags per pox i get it#i'm shading a particular tea that i've been drinking for over a month at least right now#twining's imo has the biggest dick energy but i'm usually committed to my longtime partner red rose#in the english breakfast or irish breakfast flavors#but we're in an open relationship bc sometimes my mom buys english breakfast or irish breakfast in other brands#and i'm like 'ok thanks mom' bc it's nice that she thought of me and then just return to my partner red rose after im done w that#cus 'that's the tea that grammy drinks!!!' so my dad likes that kind and so do i#i sound like i get really pissy about tea bags w/o strings but actually#i only really was bothered by it the first couple bags i had but i forgot to make this text post and im buying more tea today so i rememberd#it's been a long time since i made a 90% tags text post about buying tea#shut up kaily
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