#but we gotta vote aquarium gravel bc of that propaganda

[eating-the-inedible]

ROUND ONE: Aquarium gravel vs. Tide pods

Propaganda:

Aquarium gravel:

Looks very good to eat. Like fruity pebbles.

Forbidden cronch. You know how goldfish go bloub bloub and put the gravel in their mouth and then spit it out? That's what I want in my life. A mouthful of wet, round, fishy gravel. I ate fish food (those little round things not the pallets) from time to time, but I can only dream of eating the fish's gravel.. unless

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(Clears throat and prepares for speech) We’ve all seen it. You’re in a pet supply store, or at a friend’s shop, or at some restaurant or doctor’s office. You look around aimlessly, wandering bored and without meaning… and there it is. A fish tank.  Yes, the fish is cute. Yes, the tiny treasure chest and little boat are cool. Yes, there are fun bubbles. But that isn’t what catches your eye. There, at the bottom of the fish tank, is gravel. Maybe it’s just one color. Maybe it’s just grey. But more likely than either of those is the chance that it’s bright, neon rainbow colors. It reminds you of the fruity pebbles cereal you were never allowed to eat as a kid. In one intense, all-consuming moment, you are faced with the truth: You. Must. Eat it. And then your dog barks. Your friend talks to you. The doctor calls you in for your appointment. You tear your eyes away from the gravel, but it will always be there in your mind. There with you as you eat, taunting you with what could have been. Anyway yeah vote aquarium gravel it looks yum

Tide pods:

We all remember the tide pod challenge

There’s literally a wikipedia article titled “Consumption of Tide Pods”

Looks chewy and it could explode in your mouth. Has fun colors too.

It was a popular delicacy a couple years ago yet also highly controversial. Everyone likee some good drama in a competition.

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