#but waaaaa now I feel guilty

[mcnuggyy]

never thought i would feel bad for getting a tip 😭 I was like so obviously hesitant about renting this room to them and was being kinda pushy about it in my customer service voice but ended up giving them a room anyways and they gave me like 10 bucks like man I was being so mean (in my mind) like now I just feel bad ough

[mephinomaly]

[TL] Coffin Dilemma - Rei Sakuma

Rei Sakuma 4*

Character(s): Rei Sakuma, Eichi Tenshouin, Aira Shiratori, Koga Oogami

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Sniff… T-Tenshouin-senpai… sob sob…..Sa-Sakuma-senpai has…diiiiieeeeeedddd!

Season: Summer

Location: Eichi, Aira, and Rei's dorm room

Rei: Nng~.....

……(Tossing and turning)

……Hhhgh

Time: A couple days later

Location: Third floor of the dorm building

Aira: Hmhmm ♪ hmhm ♪ hmmhmhmm~♪

Ehehehe ♪ This little box fits juuust right in my hands ♪

I had no idea you could buy these limited edition cheesecakes from that store. I normally can’t buy anything because I'm always late to it. Today’s my lucky day!

Going back to my room early, brewing some delicious tea…… spending some blissful time leisurely enjoying the flavour ♪

Location: Eichi, Aira, and Rei's dorm room

I’m hooome~—

UwaAAA!? Wh-what the!?

There’s a coffin in the middle of my room!? Uh, what!?? What’s happening!? ‘Cos this is super scary!

Ehh~...... I was feeling so happy up until a moment ago. I suddenly feel super unlucky…

…Uhh. What to do about… this

Looking all around it, nothing seems out of the ordinary. No matter how you look at it, it’s just your average coffin

Well, the fact that there’s a coffin is pretty strange by default

Right……! Just staring at the coffin isn't getting me anywhere. It’s scary but, I’ll just have to have a peek inside…!

Maybe it’s just someone’s poor idea of a prank——

Rei: ………

Aira: ………

Time: A few moments pass

Eichi: I’m back

Aira: W…wa…waaaaa…

Eichi: Eh? Shiratori-kun, why are you crying? What’s the matter?

Aira: Sniff… T-Tenshouin-senpai… sob sob…..Sa-Sakuma-senpai has…diiiiieeeeeedddd!

Eichi: Sakuma-senpai…? That Sakuma-kun? There must be some kind of mistake

Though I am weak, I don’t think I would die if I was killed like that, so I think it unlikely that Sakuma-kun would have

Aira: It’s the truth…! I saw with my own eyes. He’s lying peacefully in that coffin…! Sniff…

Eichi: …Speaking of it, I feel as if there’s something that belongs to Yumenosaki in this room

Rei: …Hnng?

It’s been getting noisy in here for a while now. Could you perhaps quieten down…

Aira: Gyaaaaaa!? A zombie!? Sakuma-senpai, please just quietly go to heaven like you’re suppose to~!

Time: A few more moments pass

Eichi: Have you calmed down, Shiratori-kun?

Aira: Yes…… I didn’t think about the fact that he could have been sleeping in the coffin… I’m really sorry for making a scene

Eichi: Good grief. There’s no wonder Shiratori-kun misunderstood. I want you to be aware that Sakuma-kun’s practices are both rare and peculiar

Rei: Dearie me. I’ve created a misunderstanding. I sincerely apologise for surprising you

Eichi: You should have started with that. Haven’t you been sleeping in a bed ever since you got here? Why have you started sleeping in a coffin again?

Rei: It’s because… Truth be told, I’ve been struggling to fall asleep as of late. I wake up in the morning feeling exhausted

Eichi: You’ve been struggling to fall asleep…?

Rei: That’s right. I’ve even been trying to sleep in communal areas in my coffin, haven’t I?

I’m on location for work but I can’t even bring my coffin along with me. I’ve really been trying everyday to grow accustomed to sleeping in a bed

But, wherever I go it’s always beds, beds, and more beds… It’s nothing but beds. There used to always be a sense of freedom, but on the contrary, stress has began building and building~

That feeling of your body being held in a tender embrace��I want to set that beloved feeling free… Sigh…

Aira: Sakuma-senpai… you poor thing…

Eichi: Shiratori-kun, do not be made a fool of

Don’t you feel guilty? Tricking a sweet, innocent junior?

Rei: Err. Is that what Tenshouin-kun is saying…?

Eichi: Anyhow, it’s futile, deceiving others by trying to act like a cute, defenceless little girl. It won’t work on me. And besides, it’s very common for there to be only beds everywhere you go

If you’re going to be an idol, you should get a grip and get used to sleeping in beds

Where did this coffin even come from? If my memory serves me right, I was quite sure that it was being kept in the Light Music Room at school

Rei: Mhm. The office staff were coming to remove it, and I was exhausted, unable to watch on in silence

Eichi: Dear Lord. Being a nuisance to the office staff…

Sigh… Anyhow, were you able to take a nap?

This dorm is a shared space, so I want you to stop leaving such obstacles here. Can’t you put it back where it came from right this very moment?

Rei: How curt. You know it’s alright to feel even the tiniest bit of sympathy for me?

Eichi: If the coffin is still here the next time I come back to the dorm, I plan to come up with some ideas and I will make use of any method to rid of it

Rei: You’re such a devilish man!

Location: Light Music Clubroom

Koga: “―and that’s why. The demonic Tenshouin-kun said I had to return this coffin to the Light Music Room, so I am, alongside this letter. From Sakuma Rei”...?

Even though the club room’s gotten bigger, don’t bring it back~! Bloodsuckin’ bastard!

[moonlightchn]

R/ Can you give me til sunday? Yes sort of like a blind date. I’ll have to ask you for a real one later~ I think we’ve clicked. At least I hope we are? ㅠㅠ Do you think we have? I’ve had a lot of fun chatting like this and don’t want it to end any time soon. Locusts are those bugs that make a lot of sound, right? YOU HAVE TO CUT THEM IN HALF?! Are they crunchy? Gooey? Have you tasted one?? People eat crickets, they’re similar aren’t they? Now I have to look up if they’re edible or I won’t be able to think of anything else. MR PICKLE TIME! What a quick grower! He’s going to be a big dude! THEY EAT MICE? Wait! Does he have teeth? How does he chew? I always thought they just squished with their tongue. Does this mean Kermit and Mickey Mouse are enemies? I bet homeboy doesn’t know Kermit has an appetite for little unsuspecting mice. I do want to meet the legend himself but I don’t have any spare mice around so can I bring as an offering??

I am both yes! Well, I’m trying to be ㅠㅠ I’m doing everything by myself so it’s a bit exhausting at times. I’m my own worst enemy too. You know a producer? You must know how focused we can get then. Would that be an issue for you? I’ve been known to disappear in the studio for days without contact. #RIP#GONE2SOON Poor console but mistakes happen! I’ve spilled many a cup of coffee all over my set up. Even some ramyeon which is more tragic than damaging equipment if you ask me ㅠㅠ A lot of free time means you’ll have no excuse not to meet up with me when the week ends 😉😉 Online grocery delivery is BOMB !! Chicken sounds so good right about now. How you making it? Wings? Sandwiches? Just nugs? I’m glad you have satisfactory water pressure, can’t wait to find out for myself~

Share? Oh! Uh! Let me think. I can tell you about my son! Well he’s a dog but still my son. He’s a little french bulldog that I found at the shelter one day and just couldn’t leave him there! I brought him home and been a dog dad ever since ㅋㅋ He’s a sassy dude and gets whatever he wants. What can I say? I treat my pets well 😉😉 Should I leave you with that today? 🎧

P.S. OH! And for the frog meme, I’m probably bonk~

sunday is tomorrow and now I'm suddenly a little nervous about this 🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏻‍♂️ is this normwldjekdks I hope I didn't pressure you to show yourself 🥺 I feel a little guilty I mightve pushed you... just do if you want! hm? I can wait I promise! mmm already thinking about real dates? what would you do for a date? OH OH! what do you like to do in your free time? uwu I think we've clicked well hehe 👉🏻👈🏻 not a lot of people actually come here for me... it was a nice surprise hitting it off so nicely 🥺✨ YES LOCUSTS ARE V NOISY WORSE THAN CRICKETS IF YOU ASK ME they're v crunchy and yes I have to cut them and I've only had them in powder because chan has sneaked it into foods 🤢🤢🤢 I wouldn't eat a bug EVER but yes locusts do be food! caramelized or dried I think too and powders did you know cochineal is an insect used to make red dyes you find in most foods and red lipsticks 👁👁👁 you've probably eaten MORE BUG THAN YOU KNOW!!! AAAAA MR PICKLE YESSS HES GONNA GET HUGE AND BE PRESIDENT YOULL SEE HELL HAVE HIS OWNCOUNTRY EEEEEEE jsnsjsnsj they can eat small mice yeth frogs do not actually have TEETH per se but then again they just kinda swallow the big preys like SNAKES they just nom and swallow and digest KSJEJSJSJS GASP DO YOU THINK KERMIT AND MICKEY EVER HAD A FIST FIGHT I BET THEG HAHDJDEJDJDI EEEEEE mmm you don't need to bring an OFFERING BUTTTTTTT you can come meet him and we can make him a little hat together 🥺🥺🥺 I've been making him hats! 👒 so fashionable uwu I know a producer yes! workaholics all oof yall 😤😤😤 but I guess as long as you take care it's ok then and I don't mind it if you dip me for work 😔✌🏻 I once dropped my airpods on soup I'm not allowed with liquids around electronics as you can tell KWNSJSJSID WAAAAA YOU ALRESDY THINKINH ABOUR MEETING EEEEE ill make you some chicken too then uwu I made SPICY SAUCE CHIKEN it was hawt 🔥🥵 but it was 100/10 I mean not to BRAG but 💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️ EEEE SIR WHAT WHY YOU TRYNNA USE MY SHOWER 👁😳🤨👀 A FRENCH BULLDOGGIE I MUST MEET AND PAT THEE HEAD!!!! AQAAAAAAQ PUPPIES ARE SO CUTE PLEAKSKEJESKS HOW COME YOU DIDNT SAY RHIS BEFORE!!! I MUST KNOW THEE NAME HHHHHHHHHHHHH WOMDERFUL THIS JS WONDERFULLLLL eeeejdjsjsjd COUGH 👁 COUGH ANYWORMS HHHH I'm so excited yknow 👉🏻👈🏻 I hope it's not WEIRD KFJDJDJD I just like meeting new people 😅😬 I'll be waiting for a reply 😌😌😌 it's vvvvvv late I think imma watch another YouTube and die now 😴😴😴 I hope you rest well and you're not workaholicing tonight Mr. R!

EEEEEEE BONK? ILL GET YOU A SANDWICH