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answrs · 2 months

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so i love me a good sneasel!ingo fic, don't get me wrong

but also you cannot convince me The Overachieving Pokemons Georg Warden of the Lineaged Nobles of the Cliffs Ingo would not, at a minimum, have at least 1-3 razor claws on his person at any given time. possibly up to 8 or more if he's actively collecting them from distortions. he is well aware of how a sneasler evolves from a sneasel.

what im saying, is, emmet goes to sinnoh, and instead of Wacky Hijinks With Funny Tiny Sneasel Brother Time, is immediately grabbed, hoisted over the shoulder of, and summarily carried off by an 8ft tall extinct sneasel evolution wearing the uniform and shredded jacket of a guy that supposedly should have kicked it several centuries past.* because SOME Legendary That Shall Not Be Named Royally Fucked Up The Instructions On Sending A Human Through Time And Accidentally Made Him A Sneasel (it was Arceus. Arceus Done Fucked It Up. Dialga is legitimately baffled how It managed this sheer level of Fucked Up-edness doing Dialga's like literally One Job instead of just like. consulting it on the matter.)

bonus points if Lady Sneasler tagged along. and brings some eggs. which Ingo is pleased as punch over. except then he gets to be absolutely mortified because the people here think they're (biologically) his. I mean. he's absolutely 100% Dad Who Stepped Up™ energy when it comes to caring for the eggs and raising the hatchlings, but that certainly doesn't help in denying the allegations. Also that he can't speak Human but like. mostly the former

(their genetic father is the alpha lucario that inhabits the northern cliffs of the Highlands that border the Icelands. just as like. a side tangent. I forget where I first heard the idea from but Hell Yeah I'll Integrate That Into My Belief Sysytem)

*wait no actually Lady Sneasler would definitely be the one to forcibly abduct this shiny warden outcome she sees just wandering the street. if another noble wanted this one they should've claimed him sooner. Ingo's great with the kids, but there's only so much he can otherwise do in a sneasler body with no opposable thumbs anymore. and as if by divine intervention (much like the previous ingo that appeared for her) this off-brand Ingo just got plopped in her way, so of course she's gonna haul it off back to the new nest!

#they make a train (badum tss) wandering around Hearthome and watching the contests or parading through the park #they occasionally wander to veilstone and climb the department store lmao #but typically stick to Hearthome and mt Coronet. sometimes Eterna city #(I keep thinking Hearthome has both the department store and the contest hall but no it's just the hall)#(show of hands who would notice if i retconned that to be true in this lmao)#sbms #warden Ingo #lady sneasler #the sneasgo au #or maybe ingler au?#idek what to call this yet #it's been sitting in my drafts for a month and a half into I could get some doodles for it finished #answrs draws #mine #answrs writes #edit: i just asked myself if Ingo would battle with other trainers' pokemon if they asked #and then realized he'd have to learn how to actually use any of his moves from Lady Sneasler #reverse au: Sneasler is Ingo's trainer now lmao #now would he start at level 1 (and accidentally immediately evolve) or is he like. human age and that equals like level 45.#but still with no knowledge of how he's supposed to use moves #(wait wait the Psychically Turns All His And Your Pokemon Level 50 headcanon has another use-case here 😂)#and finally the fourth option: level 54 because he Must!!! Yell!!! and that's when he learns screech. 😭#final final edit (they say. like a liar.) - he's a full head shorter than her even as a sneasler #and as humans the twins are like. 4'11.#I need my short king representation okay #submas au

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