#but to come on here and act like they're gods for doing things an 8th grader can do.... đ
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On GW2's narratives
I maintain that the reason GW2's stories always fall flat (though some more than others cough SotO cough) is that we have almost no villains.
What parts of the story do people remember most fondly? LW1, PoF, and LW4 almost universally. Y'know, the parts that came to life because of Scarlet Briar, Balthazar, and Palawa Joko. I´d also add the tearjerker at the end of EoD and saying goodbye to Aurene, but that's not relevant to the point I'm going to make.
Remember in like 8th grade English class, when your teacher talked about conflicts in storytelling? It was probably something like this.
GW2 has opted almost universally for the bottom-right quadrant : Person vs. Nature. There's nothing wrong with that type of conflict. The dragons are a force of nature more than independent living things, and the Kryptis and Titans are about the same after all was said and done with them.
But those kinds of stories are almost antithetical to the power fantasy that most MMORPGs, including GW2, rely on. The only time in the history of this game where anything felt actively hostile was in HoT's open world. So we're just left there reacting to a quasi-mindless threat with no motivations, goals, or real personality, who we know for sure we're going to defeat because it's a video game designed to be beaten with minimal effort. If we wanted to call the antagonistic forces a "natural disaster", they would be the equivalent of a pretty mild rainshower. Not exactly a compelling story.
Before I move into villains, I want to address why Society and Self would also make uninteresting conflicts in this case. In both cases, it requires ANET to define our character's personality, goals, and convictions more than they already have. This leaves players feeling disconnected from any sort of potential narrative roleplay. Additionally, in the former's case, it would require ANET to make a profound political message, which I don´t think they are capable of.
That leaves us with Person vs. Person. Here's where villains come in.
Villain-centric stories are almost a cheat code for MMORPGs. Look at Lilith from FFXI, Shiro Tagachi and Khilbron from GW1, the Lich King from WoW, Emet Selch (everyone's favourite sexy grampa) and Zenos from FFXIV.
They allow you to tell a full and complete character-driven story without writing our characters for us or having to write them as cartoons so that they stand out (literally every one of our main party members in GW2). You're forced to define your character in comparison or contrast to the villain's aims, means, and/or convictions.
We found out later that Scarlet Briar was an agent of Modremoth, but at the time, we thought she was some batshit genius! We saw and reacted to the shit she was doing through the lens of trying to understand her. It made the world feel big and fragile and mysterious.
We met Balthazar as he deceived us, and we had to reckon with a god's view of life vs. our own.
Palawa Joko, I mean, nuff said, he's the best character writing we've ever had in this game and he was taken out of GW1. And he was played half for laughs!
When we don´t have strong antagonist writing, we're left with just a beige sea of allies who have no real philosophical underpinnings. Of course they're against the threat, it's killing them, what else? I don´t even know any of the SotO characters names because I can´t care about them. They're faceless randoms who simply act as agents of Isgarren. Okay. Who cares?
I am 1000000% certain that the writing team at ANET follows my inane tumblr blog closely, so please, take my advice and give us a mirror.
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finished tears of the kingdom so i'm thinking about it now
good game. i'd call it a 9/10 alone, 8/10 as a sequel
so I don't need to get into details about the plot opportunities Nintendo didn't capitalize on in the presumably 4-ish years of development or the lack of playable Zelda or any of that. It's all been addressed before I got here. We're going to take that all as given and move on.
That said, I do think there are some easy things, and some not-so-easy things they could and should have done with this.
Remember Zelda's diary in Breath of the Wild that you could locate in her bedroom? I think they should have done that here. I'm not sure where specifically they'd place it, but I think it'd be reasonable to tuck it away somewhere in the sky, either in one location from earlier on in her time in the past, or in scattered pieces and imply they're travel logs from gathering up the Sages. Point is, I wanted more of Zelda's feelings written out here. It's straightforward and right to the gut in getting the player to make Zelda feel more Real even as she's not there.
If not a diary, there should have been little notes from Zelda carved into stonework throughout Hyrule, of her trying to leave help behind for him. It would've been a fun detail that they could have spread at least to the four major regions as per Zelda's implied traveling in order to request the Sage's aid for Link in the future.
Put a little scar line around Link's bicep if you're going to give him his original arm back! You could even make it a little Zonai green-ish if you wanted!
On that note actually, instead of giving Link his arm back, keep it gone. It's wrecked. Give an opportunity to show how Sheikah technology has been progressing in the post-credits by giving him a Sheikah prosthetic that still has full articulation. I'd believe it.
Give Zelda a lil' scar on her forehead. (bonus points it's a target for link kisses)
Anything textual about the Sheikah tech from BotW that got overtaken by Ganon being dismantled in the aftermath would have done a lot to explain why none of it is present in TotK. Even if it's all text and none of those lines are voice-acted. This is kind of what I assumed happened but I really appreciate the game actually giving me the info (or telling me outright) where stuff like that is concerned. Player assumption should only go so far!
please for the love of god let the Gerudo children wear full tank tops or something. please. PLEASE
Why is controlling Mineru so awkward and slow. I don't know what necessarily should be done to improve this but PLEASE do SOMETHING. Give her a run button or something.
I think there should have been at least one walk and talk cutscene for Zelda in the past, just like we had the game open with Link walking and talking with Zelda through the forgotten foundation down toward where Ganondorf was imprisoned for ten thousand years. I know we see glimpses of Hyrule's past when we see Zelda's memories in the geoglyphs but. I want more please.
Realistic or not, a walk and talk cutscene to close the game after the credits would've been fun too, at least to get up to the scene with Mineru and the others. I dunno. I like gameplay actions coming full circle. (Like Link reaching out for Zelda with the same hand he lost at the beginning. Very good, devs. A+)
why are there dogs at all the stables but no cats. why are there absolutely no cats in this Hyrule. Are there no mice in Hyrule? No vermin? We know squirrels exist. where the fuck are the cats.
Take the Amiibo button and the Map button off the Zonai menu. Put the Amiibo button somewhere in your key items. Why did you put the Map button on there if just to fill in the 8th slot. This was extremely unnecessary.
Good game though. If you liked BotW you'll like this one, I think. If you didn't then sorry it's more of the same.
The vibe is fantastic, the gameplay is engrossing, the difficulty spikes in a way that's a little hard to figure out until you really embrace either keeping stat buffs on via food or keeping your armor upgraded but is otherwise pretty reasonable, and the shrine puzzles are a ton of fun, even the battle ones. The Sage dungeons are overall MUCH better than the Divine Beasts (Mineru's is hit or miss; the Thunderhead Isles are great imo and the Depths portion is fucking dogshit) to the point I actually... had fun? Doing them? Holy shit.
Also the voice acting is fine. It's fine! Patricia Summersett is Good as Zelda. I thought this in BotW and I think this now. Don't bother to fight me because I don't care to engage.
I truly hope the dev team goes back to more structured storytelling after this because there's a LOT of opportunity narrative-wise to capitalize on in this game that they didn't follow up on, but just enough really nice details that makes me want more meat in the story even if the gameplay side suffers a bit.
But then, I like visual novels, so that says a lot about my priorities.
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i did something bad - part ten
KARMA'S A RELAXING THOUGHT
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CANADA 2024
teaganhorner monthly dump!
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username boyfriend charles is my favorite charles
francisca.cgomes when i followed you it was to see your beautiful face not sharl.
âł lilymhe i agree, go back to being a secret.
âł teaganhorner stop being haters. let me be in love!
arthur_leclerc ew what is that thing?
âł charles_leclerc i'm telling maman!
âł username typical sibling behavior. always pulling mom into things.
âł username in charles defense, arthur's acting like a typical younger sibling.
alex_albon BOO! WHERE'S THE RED BULL CHARLES CONTENT?
âł username alex gets it.
âł username this man also helped poach charles from ferrari of course he'd be glad to see charles at red bull.
âł teaganhorner god, you must hate love albono
âł alex_albon GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT HORNER!
maxverstappen1 oh come on! is no place safe from you two?
âł username pray for max, my guy has been going through it.
logansargeant mom? dad?
âł charles_leclerc no.
âł teaganhorner yes!
âł username i bet charles never anticipated becoming a grid dad to two rookies and an f2 driver.
redbullracing you know the drill people. it's a red bull 1-2 here in canada! il predestinato is on a role with another win!
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username the way charles ran up to max to celebrate their win. those two are best friends.
âł username no, you're forgetting the way both of them ran up to lando to celebrate their first podium of the season together. they're brothers ladies and gentlemen.
username LET'S FUCKING GO!
username i was going to say that another season of red bull dominance was going to be boring but this season has been so interesting. with mercedes back on the rise and williams/alpha tauri pulling through this season. it's been so interesting.
âł username i hate that mercedes is back on the rise because lewis once said that when he had his 8th wdc he'd consider retirement and i'm not ready to watch him go.
âł username DO NOT EVEN PUT THAT OUT THERE!!
username the best fucking karma to ferrari would be if charles won the wdc in texas.
âł username if he keeps up his streak of wins he probably will
âł username fuck that, he's winning monza and he's winning spain because fuck sainz sr. not sainz jr.
âł username wasn't carlos the one who punched and bashed teagan? why not fuck him?
âł username because it's his father who's the dickhead not carlos. the man genuinely seems to dislike what's happening at ferrari now and we all know people say things when they're angry.
âł username but also it's his parents who've been constantly bashing charles in the spanish media. i can still remember a specific situation involving honor last year.
SPAIN 2024
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hola espaĂąa, are you ready for it?
lance stroll horrified looks from everyone in the room...
daniel ricciardo seriously? again? lance stroll once again, says the guy who sang our song in an interview and has basically made his love for taylor swift known daniel ricciardo she is arguably the most talent person born in 1989 lance!
lando norris slander to sza but okay.
lewis hamilton i don't know if i should be impressed that you know who sza is or not?
lando norris i had to look up other celebrities born in 1989, sza was the only one i recognized on the list
logan sargeant i recall teagan playing nobody gets me by sza last year
teagan horner listen, my boyfriend was having a horrible season, i was allowed at least one depressive song per race.
alex albon heathens, is maximillian okay?
teagan horner he's fine. the impact winded him and it was definitely a little dramatic bringing him to the hospital. but yes, he's fine. max verstappen that's not my name alexander! alex albon he's fine. got it.
oscar piastri i bet daniel wishes he were travis kelce.
daniel ricciardo DUDE! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO AUSSIE SOLIDARITY? oscar piastri IT DIED THE MOMENT YOU DITCHED ME AND LEFT ME WITH CARLOS'S DAD AND GIOVINAZZI. IF LOOKS COULD KILL I SWEAR I WOULD BE DEAD!
charles leclerc but you didn't do anything?
logan sargeant oh funny thing, people want oscar on the monza podium as a fuck you to sainz sr.
max verstappen fuck that guy. i canât stand him.
teagan horner amen to that brother.
pierre gasly spanish media has been real quiet lately
lewis hamilton teagan, charles, and i grabbed lunch two days ago. iâm waiting for a âteagan horner trading company secretsâ article. teagan horner theyâll leave out the part where charlie was with us and say something like âteagan horner cheating on disgraced ferrari driver with 7x world championâ
charles leclerc wow calling me disgraced is a bit mean no?
oscar piastri itâs what theyâll say. we all know it.
mark webber you people are so dramatic
logan sergeant zip it multi-21
lewis hamilton i would agree but i also have a flair for the dramatic.
george russell yes, we all recall the âwell heâs not my friend.â alex albon hearts were broken that day. mine included. esteban ocon didnât he also get asked if he was a better driver than he was in 2016 and didnât he respond âyes, and teammateâ i could be wrong. teagan horner AND WASNâT NICO PRESENT DURING THAT INTERVIEW??
lando norris expecting brocades 2.0 and we got brorarri instead.
lando norris that doesnât sound as nice.
lewis hamilton i get it iâm dramatic, itâs the capricorn in me
yuki tsunoda that excuse would work if you actually believed in zodiac signs but since you donât, it doesnât lewis hamilton i could! yuki tsunoda but do you?
teagan horner lewis how do feel about songs such as the great war and my tears ricochet by taylor swift?
lewis hamilton haven't heard them, why? teagan horner no reason!
liam lawson the real question is how does max feel about seven?
max verstappen if i cried, it's no one's business but mine charles leclerc he totally sobbed like a baby. max verstappen fuck you charles, i didn't! teagan horner he did, i was there! max verstappen go back to being a secret!
redbullracing despite issues this week, charles and max were able to come out on top this week. it's another red bull 1-2 here is spain!
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username calling giovinazzi crashing into max and later trying to provoke charles issues seems so funny to me
âł username it seems hilarious to me
username they were on a mission this week and i loved it
username this is for everybody who said it was pure luck charles kept winning races. he went from p18 to p1 and max went from p19 to p2. those are MY red bull drivers
username they were not about to lose that red bull streak in spain of all places.
username spanish media has been real quiet today
âł username they can't say anything because charles handled the situation yesterday with grace.
âł username they can't even say anything about teagan leaving with max to the hospital because the camera's literally picked up charles telling her to leave with her 'brother'
âł username i knew max was basically christian's son but this just confirmed it for me.
username two failed by ferrari drivers and carlos sainz sr.'s least favorite driver being on the spain podium is my favorite thing ever
username crying as a ferrari fan but also crying because charles has had his best season ever and i love that for him
âł username leaving red bull was definitely the correct choice for him
âł username facts!
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ÂĄleclerc-s speaks! i'm not dead, i just lost motivation for this story for a little while but i'm back! it's a new year miracle! as i said before, someone had to be the bad guy and i didn't want it to be carlos for too long in the story. sorry to antonio giovinazzi, i'm sure he's a great guy but for plot purposes it's just the way it goes.
ÂĄdisclaimer! this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!
#leclerc-s#i did something bad series#f1 instagram au#f1 x oc#f1 smau#f1 social media au#f1#formula one#f1 fic#formula 1 fic#f1 x female oc#charles leclerc x female oc
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the way everyone quoted this with men doing 1234 x 56 like be serious đ
#none of these men know how to solve an integral#AND THAT'S FINE#but to come on here and act like they're gods for doing things an 8th grader can do.... đ#there was a quote rt with a cix member and he did solve an integral i respect him whoever he is
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Hi hahah any placements of ppl oblivious about ppl crushing on them? Or generally, subtle attract interests and attention 𤪠thxxx
Hey cutie,
This is actually something thats so fun to talk about𤣠Let's get right into it<3￟
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"Oblivious" Placements:
Placements that are prone to being unable to catch subtle signals from others, people that usually think others are just "being friendly" LOL
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Aquarius moon: goshhh especially the one that have earth sun haha they rly don't want to look stupid or let their god complex take the better of them so they act obliviousđ surprisingly emotionally intelligent people tho;)
Pisces moon: Lowkey believe that a lot of their friends might like them but kinda similar to Aquarius moon, they're prone to being lowkey delusional so they just ignore the signs even thought it could have been rightđ¤Ł
Virgo moon: Too rational to understand casual flirt. "nahhhh they're just being friendly". "you're looking too deep into it".
Libra/Taurus moon: at this point, they can't even tell. exudes a charm to them like no others. everyone is just "nice" LOL
Gemini moon: mischievous by nature. their easy going energy charm people in! quickwitted with intellects but are soooo bad with emotions (lowkey can get bored so fast but also will stay in a toxic relationship for YEARS if they think they found what they were misisng)
Venus in Libra and Leo: LOL THIS CAN GO EITHER WAYYYY. they either think everyone likes them or they are simply blind to people's intentions HAHA
Venus 11th/12th house: Same thing that happened to Libra&Leo Venus, they're hella dumbfounded sometimesđ Generally are very relaxed people and esp with Venus in 11H, they simply are loved by people so attention don't really appeal to them..
Venus-Uranus aspects: too chill for their own sakes. Lowkey are so prone to people loving them at first sight for some reason!!
Aquarius/Taurus Rising: Especially the one that has earth sun or earth mars yall.
Sagittarius Venus/Jupiter 1H: TOO SELF-RELIANT ITS TOO FUNNY!! They type that go "no way" and "you're joking right haha" when you told them you had a crush on them since 8th grade haha
Aries/Libra Sun: do i really have to explain? đ
Mars in 11th house: for girls they have too much guy friends or too much masculine energy present in them/their lives, the type to go "we're bros right fam" to someone who's highkey interested in them. for guys, they're just players LOLLLLL (testimony one: @saintzjenx )
Uranus 7th house: PLEASE. i'll be exposing myself now. SO SIMILAR to Venus-Uranus, unless they have good water placements in their chart, are simply a child when it comes to their emotionsđ chaotic.
Okay someone need to talk about how Aries Mars/Pisces Mars are like that. so soooo good at spotting others intentions towards their friends but will simply reject the tiniest chance of someone might have interest in them haha
Last but not least, Moon-Neptune aspects and Moon 11H𤊠Prone to overthink butttttttt will be the first one to rationalize the smallest bits of affection, they know their emotions might get the better of them so they just rather not known sometimes lollll
So sorry for not being as detailed as possible gurlie𼺠I promise in the future i'll try to be as detailed as possible đ¤
love,
saint jenxđĽ
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I'm glad you liked it love! Those were all the things I did which is why I was eager to make sure people who are manifesting an sp don't do what I used to do. It's so much easier now honestly because I don't obsess over them anymore and they're not on the pedestal. This might be a bit of a rant đ
I understand the feeling of being so suffocated by your own emotions and love for someone that everything that should be easy to understand, becomes complicated. My main advice is to really not, absolutely not, make your SP the main thing you're focusing on, you can forget about them sometimes it's not like you're done with them but you already have them, why should you be thinking or worrying about them every single day?? You're who comes first, everything and everyone else comes after.
And I understand some people probably have been told things such as "you're not important" or "they'd never date a fan" or "they won't notice you" no fuck that completely. I hate when people treat celebrities like if they're some kind of God, they're NOT, because that's YOU, you are the one in control here, don't let some idiot on the internet take that away from you, you'll always be in control, you just have to acknowledge it.
Celebrities are not some special group of people that has to date or marry their own kind, their own kind is literally you, they're human dammit not some rare species or 8th wonder of the world. The amount of fans I've seen that will literally be like "they're not gonna date a fan, they're not gonna date someone like us, get it out of your head that they'll even date us" bitch who is usđ if they want to keep acting like these people are so unreachable then let them, you just know, you can have anyone and anything you want, whoever told you in the past you're not able to, push that aside because it doesn't apply to you anymore, you know your power, you know you're in control, you know you're on the pedestal, that's all you need to know.
you truly are a gem for sending that ask in for sure!! i think an affirmation that would help with those manifesting celeb sps is that nothing is out of reach for me, i know for some, some people may be wanting to manifest contact with one or something like that, so that affirmation could help distill that negative voice!! truly just don't put them on the pedestal like this anon says!! i hope you share more tips because i loved this one sm
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No one asked, but hereâs Mean Girls quotes (The movie and musical)
Raz: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Lili: Oh my God, Raz, you can't just ask people why they're white!
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Student: Nice wig, Lovat. What's it made of?
Wybie: Your mom's chest hair!
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Ford: Hell, no. I did not leave the South Side for this!
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Wybie: Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up Lizzie Crest's life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Lizzie, and then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Lizzie said. And we gave these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and then we turned her best friends against her. And then... Oh yeah, Coraline - you know my friend Coraline? She made out with her boyfriend, and we convinced him to break up with her! Oh, God, and we gave her foot cream instead of face wash!
*The students laugh*
Wybie: God! I am so sorry Lizzie. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've still got a big gay crush on your ex-boyfriend! Suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI! *The students catch him as he falls back off the stage*
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Neil: Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?
Raz: I'm starving.
Neil: Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.
Raz: What?
Neil: They make you gain weight like crazy.
Raz: ⌠Motherf -
*Raz spits out the bite of the bar that he was chewing, and then ye lets out a high-pitched scream*
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Mabel: *reading from paper* I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...
Neil: *shouting from back* She doesn't even go here!
Ford: Do you even go to this school?
Mabel: No... I just have a lot of feelings...
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*Raz is in the Girl's Bathroom*
Girl: Hey! Get out of here!
Raz: Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!
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Norman: Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?
Dipper: You know what? You're the one who made me like this so you could use me for your 8th grade revenge!
Norman: God! See, at least me and Raz Aquato know we're mean! You try to act so innocent like, "Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!"
Dipper: You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!
Norman: What?
Neil: Oh, no, he did not!
Norman: See? That's the thing with you plastics. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! Like, Aaron Samuels, for example, he broke up with Raz and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with Raz, Dipper? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean boy! You're a bastard! *Throws a rolled up poster at him* Here. You can have this. It won a prize.
*Neil drives away with Norman, yelling out the window*
Neil: And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!
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Ford: Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Raz Aquato?
*All of the students and teachers raise their hands*
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Ford: Sometimes older people make jokes too.
Wybie: My grandma takes her wig off when she's drunk.
Ford: Your grandmother and I have that in common.
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Mabel: Get in loser, we're going shopping.
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Raz: *reading the entry on himself from the Burn Book* "Too gay to function?"!
Lili: That's only okay when I say it!
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Coraline: Raz came up to Wybie during school one day where no teachers were around and she went all, âWybie, I canât invite you to my pool party because I think youâre gay. And I canât have a gay guy at my pool party because there are gonna be guys there in their swim trunks.â And he just kept asking, âAre you gay? What are you?!â
Dipper: Well, what did he say?
Coraline: What could he say? It wasnât a real question, just something to snatch his dignity. So, Wybie just looked him in the eye and saidâŚ
Wybie: I... Am a space alien, and I have four butts!
Coraline: It was a poor choice, but we were twelve and said stupid stuff without thinking. Then by lunch, someone sharpied âQueerstronautâ on his locker and his grandma pulled him out of school for the rest of the year.
Wybie: ⌠And itâs not even true⌠I only have one butt.
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Wybie/Coraline: This is a cautionary tale! About corruption and betrayal!
Coraline: And getting hit by a bus!
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Norman: Ironically, I need to scare you straight.
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Wybie: Raz Aquato is considered the hottest boy in school. And Iâm like, okay âwhite peopleâ.
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Stan: Well, I just wanted to let everyone know that we have a new student joining us. He just moved here all the way from Africa.
Ford: *To Wybie* Welcome!
Wybie: ⌠I'm from Michigan.
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Lili: There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it.
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Neil: Dipper, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bastard. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.
#coraline#mystery kids#paranorman#gravity falls#psychonauts#the mystery kids#ask stuff#answered ask#mean girls
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i'm trying to guess this dude's venus sign and i was wondering how each venus sign might act when they're crushing on someone? thank you!
Aries venus(m/f)1st house: they tend to be a mixture of straightforward-cat and mouse. Mars being their ruler they can at times act like Scorpio venus with the game playing but itâs less psychological since Aries is a physical sign so they will often try to seduce you through their actions! And showing off their assets! Be it their arms or their body-their beautiful hair or their gorgeous eyes-for them itâs about the seductive tug. They often try to argue with you a lot and may be a little unruly for no reason when theyâre trying to win you over! Aha and theyâll act like they canât stand you whilst jokingly smirking. Very playful and honest! And if you somehow donât catch on to their efforts they either leave it alone or they straight up let you know(depending on the circumstances)
Taurus venus(m/f)2nd house: very sensual. Iâd say they move very slow so they might not outright show you anything to really sit down and be like âthey like meâ but theyâll gradually let you know in their body language, such as getting more nervous around you-fidgeting with their body(which isnât normal of venus In Taurus mainly because they are normally âcomfortableâ and messing with their body is a sign of being âuncomfortableâ May avoid eye contact or being around you to much as they tend to have strong desires especially when they like someone! Can be a bit stiff and more cut and dry with you to protect themselves. They will stare a lot! But only in the beginning after that they avoid eye contact like cray cray! Also they will show off their personal possessions be it the nice watch, the nice car, the nice shoes or whatever it is they will want you to see how much of a provider they can be for you and themselves. OH AND THEYRE VERY VERY VERYYYYYYYYY GOOD at the lingering touch! So pay attention to how they touch you/how they lean in and how they create moments in which you could touch or grab them!!(they want you to touch them)
Gemini venus(m/f)3rd house: wow (me), can be a bit all over the place when they like you aha! A little bit of a schoolgirl/schoolboy thing and it can be very obvious depending on where mercury is located in their chart! If itâs in a earth or water house they can be a bit harder to read but if In an air or fire house they are veryyyyyy obvious about it. They play with their hands a lot and can bite their lips and or do little small nuances such as long sighs and or sweating when around a crush if they really like em. They love communication so if youâre easy to talk to that helps a great deal and allows them to feel safe expressing that desire. They tend to be goofy as hell and super easy to talk to when they like you! And tend to adapt to your sense of humor very easily. Youâll notice the âtwinsâ come out theyâll be bubbly and curious one moment then intense and serious the next. Theyâre honestly very shy and reclusive when they like you surprisingly and tend to wait on cues from the other person before they do anything big.
Cancer venus(m/f)4th house: actually they tend to be the more blunt of the water venus! They donât hide it but they also donât make it easy for you either. They tend to send out signals through staring and deliberate intimacy and touching but they can also have moments where they stop doing these things out of nowhere. They tend to be passive aggressive so youâll have to be patient with them as often they reflect their actions A. L O T. So donât get alarmed if they disappear theyâre worse then Scorpio when it comes to this. They donât play mind games but they do test a lot and may try to see how much you like them based on these test but for the most part even if you were to fail they donât give up on you they just kind of distance themselves a little. They are very nurturing and I know thatâs a typical thing to say but theyâre actually so sweet and tender but easily hurt so be careful about how you react to their gestures.
Leo venus(m/f)5th house: charming! Usually forward but a bit of the praise me aesthetic going on. They will express a desire to be around you but also wonât do so unless youâve show them that you value them being their in the first place. I call them the âtrue libraâ as they will only do something if you do it. So the more interest you show them then the more of them youâll see. They act a bit like scorpios in the sense that they TAKE THE CRUSHING SERIOUSLY so even if youâre not looking for a serious relationship try not to âplay the fieldâ in their face as theyâll get vindictive and or cut you off fast as hell. They love to care for you and look amazing to you and may be showoffs! The guys talk about their body a lot and excuse my language but their âpackageâ women will have a sense of pride about their looks and will often reference themselves as being âthe best/baddestâ which is ironic because they donât typically do this unless theyâre trying to win someone over.
Virgo venus(m/f)6th house: itâs all in the actions. They donât really talk much itâs more or so in how and what they do. They might grab your coat for you or put your books away-they might offer to grab you an umbrella or give you some food, they might give you a modest compliment or be very gentle with you. They tend to be more about showing you than saying and this is even when theyâre dating you they just donât like having to express their desire for you through simple words as often for them the actions speak much louder. They can be very quiet and nervous around you and seemingly look as if they want to get the fuck oughta there but theyâll stay. Usually serious faces but tends to brighten up the moment you touch them. Not likely to outright touch you unless you touch them first! Honestly theyâre sweethearts but they take a long ass time to do things on their own that are romantic so youâll usually have to make the first move as they need to be vocally told that you like them otherwise theyâll be in limbo wondering if the wink you gave them was romantic or because a fly flew into your eye.
Libra venus(m/f)7th house: OH MY GOD THEYâRE SOOOOOOOO FUNNY AHA they tend to be really corny fellows and gals and have a thing about winning you over by talking your head off but mind you theyâre so magnetic and have a very sweet yet alluring way of talking to you! They tend to smile very huge and bright smiles when they like you and Iâm not kidding! Pay attention to their eyes as well as libra venus tend to squint and do low smirks when there feeling someone as they often are truly trying to adapt and or function in a way they looks the most flattering to you and which increases there chances of being with you. They are often fairly direct almost like an Aries venus and have no trouble about pursing but I will say they do it through grace and charm instead of out right physical demonstrations. Can be very easy going when around you and slightly sassy with a cute disposition.
Scorpio venus(m/f)8th house: intense. I wouldnât say they do crushes because itâll start that way and then becomes something else unless itâs a celebrity crush aha. Usually they stareâŚLike so much staring..intact staring x68828191873828292929178182819292. They also send out vibes that can often feel like tension but a little bit of like being submerged in water. They tend to use anything theyâve learned from and by watching you or through local research to win you over be it knowing you favorite song, your types of colors and or what types of ways you like to be pursued based on how you react to situations theyâve seen you in. Itâs all about observation for them. They arenât impulsive despite mars being the co ruler! They do and will indulge in mind games no matter how evolved they are but the difference is the older ones no when to stop if they know itâs hurting you. Theyâll be very protective and jealous over you and like Taurus they move very slow when trying to really commit and or express desire for someone! Theyâll honestly be very confident around you but act like they hate you so youâll never really know if they like you or hate you! Iâve noticed the more they act rude to you the more they like you and this is done because they need to have control over the situation and they feel as though admitting feelings for you puts them on the weaker end. Seductive sexually and very sweet.
Sagittarius venus(m/f)9th house: FUN AS HELL. Being the last fire sign they honestly are the most mature when it comes to expressing desire for someone and may be a bit more on the aloof side in the beginning! The theme here is âgrandeurâ so theyâll often hit you with the nomadic and independent aura seeming like nothing really fazes them including you! Similar to venus Iâm aqua itâll seem like youâre not even there but thatâs apart of the dance you see! They tend to loop you for a game often trying to gauge your level of interest through your desire to reach out to them and also by seeing if youâre willing to be a bit more goofy or playful in order to get them! Theyâre often very caring towards their crushes and normally kind of heart if not a little childish with their games but for the most part theyâll do over the top gestures from random and swingle always be trying to have fun with you and the biggie here is if they associate having a good time with being around you.
Capricorn venus(m/f)10th house:somber! But Iâll say they can be sooooooooooooooooooooooo adorable when they like someone! Mainly because they take it seriously and due to them being a bit more of a serious character they donât normally jump into relationships for fun-so theyâll likely keep their distance emotionally at first more on the quiet and patient side! They donât really mind if youâre more impulsive but they usually wont speed up just because you want them too aha. They tend to be a bit gloom and doom when theyâre flirting in the first stages and may lean towards self deprecating humor such as talking about how life is a terrible play or how roses arenât always red but that aside they usually do this as a means to see if youâll put up with their more stoic of moods. They are often very security orientated and will make sure they can provide that for you and if not theyâll likely push you away until they can. Much like Virgo venus they show you they care through actions and service! They do move really slow but itâs worth it.
Aquarius venus(m/f)11th house:the things is they are often really hard to read and this increases when they like you! Since Aquarius is ruled by Saturn and Uranus this can cause them to be erratic and serious when romantic feelings come in to play-so this can lead to paradoxical behavior on their part! So theyâre either acting like youâre not their or in their heads a lot about it rather then physically! Mind you they tend to really be loving especially when theyâre really like you but they can have a harder time expressing it then most due to the nature of Aquarius so they might try to be around you but also not look at your or show acknowledgement towards you whilst doing so. They also tend to show nervousness and start staying around their friends whenever youâre around when they like you as often they seek there friends out as a source of emotional comfort. It helps if you try to be their friends first as often when you come at them romantically first it scares them a bit and may cause them to shutdown until they are ready to jump into that.
Pisces venus(m/f)12th house:tends to be very vibrational! Youâll feel it similarly to Scorpio but itâll feel much more atmospheric if anything. They pull a lot of disappearing acts normally and without warning but this is because they get overwhelmed by their feelings and need to gather themselves. They usually are very intimate and sentimental about it and will inform everyone else around them but the actual person themselves. Theyâll be very very very shy and itâll get worse the more they like you but it helps if you ease up with them. Normally Iâd say they day dream about you a lot and youâll be able to tell because theyâll start to look at you like youâre familiar to them as the days go by!
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Agreement With Myself
2017 gave me a rollercoaster ride. I learned different things. I learned not to trust easily. I learned and realized that my parents are always there for me, they're my treasure. I fell in love with a 6'3 basketball player but he ended up leaving me because he wants a girl who can "satisfy" his "needs". That broke my heart but my life won't stop just because of him.
Now that a new chapter has come, I made a promise to myself that I won't let an old flame burn me twice.
One of my goals is to grow and progress as a person. I will list down the things that will help me fullfill my goals this 2018.
1. Always put God first. I believe that in everything that we do, we should always ask God for guidance. I have already experienced that whenever I put God first in my life, I always get the victory. (Not the victory that an ordinary person sees.) An example of this is when I competed in a speech contest when I was on my 8th grade. Throughout the training process until the contest, I prayed to God for victory. Before entering the contest room, I saw a bible verse painted in the wall of that room that says, "All things work together for good to those who love God and called according to His purpose." When I read that, I smiled and entered the contest room. Well, the contest didn't end up well, I forgot some of the words but you know what? Thanks be to God for reminding me that He's in control. I may not be the winner for other people's eyes but I still feel victorious because I know that all things work together for the good.
2. Explore more. Last 2017, I found my home; the place where I enjoy the most. I am now a member of the official theater guild of Wesleyan University- Philippines, Teatrong Laan Para sa Obra Ngayon (TELON). As I look back to the day we auditioned to that group, I was so nervous, I even thought of backing out. I was so worried, many questions entered my head, "what if I can't meet their expectations?", "I don't have any experience in acting and theater so why am I here?" But I am thankful that I didn't let the fear to overcome me. Being in that group feels almost like I'm in a diffrent dimension. I got to explore things and I am now able to do the things I can't do before. I wanted to explore more this year and I will never ever let fear be a hindrance to fulfill my dreams.
3. Save money. Last semester, I saved up almost 6,000 pesos from my allowance. And I want to continue it. It feels so good to have savings because it enables me to buy the things that I really need. By saving up money, my parents can see that I give value to the allowance that they are working hard for me.
4. Don't let emotions overcome you. I am a cry baby, I admit it. When I'm angry, I cry. When I'm happy, I cry. When I'm sad, of course, I cry. My "singkit" eyes will be more "singkit" whenever I cry too much. I'm a very emotional person. It's very hard for me to control my tears. That's why this 2018, I don't want to be that cry baby anymore. I will try to be stronger than before.
5. Don't settle for less. I made a thread on twitter, let me share this to you guys.
6. Put your heart into its proper place. Ask yourself, how can they break your heart if you didn't gave it to them? 'Wag ibigay ang puso sa kung sino-sino. Nasa atin ang pagdedesisyon kung kanino tayo magtitiwala, kaya we should choose wisely. Don't trust easily. Use your brain. Because if we don't think wisely, it can cause us long lasting sorrow.
7. Rely only to God. To end this agreement with myself, I have to remind myself that I cannot do all this things if I only rely to my own strength and knowledge. I will continue to be dependent on God and ask him for guidance and wisdom. I can only have victory through Him.
With God, nothing is impossible.
-Mahalaga â¨
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