#but this is still funny to me

[knockyasocksoff2022]

Fyodor in Meursault

[ghostofdiamonds]

alien stage from a fan's perspective is so funny to me because like. imagine you're a teenage alien girl and you stan your favorite human group and your bias ends up competing in a reality show where if they lose they get merc'd onstage because "survival show" is literal instead of figurative. the fanwars on intergalactic social media would be LEGENDARY.

[espectres]

my fav character type is character with hair hard to draw

[iifishizzleii]

Miguel wasn't a dad long enough to achieve the Dad Bod™️

[glowsticcc]

options for new qsmp members arrival vessels(?):

submarine

subway

ive had the idea of a blimp

camper van?

taxi??

for the above two itd be really funny if it just fell out of the sky

ufo

trebuchet

[ask-and-dare-twistednight]

They have a child?

Adopted. I suppose. Considering all of our interactions I would not have thought this would have happened, yet here we are. If I’m in this situation, might as well try. I’m not some heartless freak of nature, even though Alana has quite a bit to say that implies otherwise. Im pretty sure he is still afraid of me. I don’t blame him at all, he should be. I don’t mean that as a threat, I mean that as I still have little control over how I react to things. It’s gotten a bit better I suppose. He did ask me if I cared. I didn’t answer that. Emotions confuse me. I didn’t answer because I don’t know. At this point though, I might. Nothing significant, but it’s something.

(SmallFeather belongs to @ombrathefurry)

and then they lost the ability to function after this/ooc

[pokemon-npcs]

.....My man, that’s the sun right there!

[brownskinsugarplum76]

This came on my feed. The interview happened in 2019... Sorry, 50.

😂😂😂

Video here.

[i-post-posts]

tma is funny because it manages to avoid the “bury your gays” trope while literally killing the gays by burying them under a building

[boo-moved]

I was looking for something

[midydoof]

This was my request fill for the One Piece Fanwork Exchange back in April that I posted on AO3. The zosan prompt was "two pining idiots"

I've been debating for months whether to post it on tumblr since long vertical comics often don't look good in the thumbnails, still not sure I'm too happy with that bit.

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[theoldkyokodied]

Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)

[phantomrose96]

Thinking about Edward Elric as the Amestrian Military's specialest little unfireable boy

State alchemists can be fired for underperforming. We know this up front from the likes of Shou Tucker. And this makes a ton of sense from the homunculi's standpoint since the state alchemists are sacrifice candidates, and the homunculi would want to cull the weakest candidates and focus only on cultivating the strongest ones who stand the best chance of opening the portal.

........Then there's Edward. Who's already opened the portal.

There's no need to cultivate him. No gamble taken on whether he's good enough to open the portal. He passed the final test already. Graduated 4 semesters early.

And as such, has a free pass to do Absolute Fuck All.

And I'm imagining how funny this is from like an outside perspective.

Some newish state alchemist who'd only ever read up on the stories of Edward Elric, ready and excited to start their career of being paid handsomely with endless freedom to research and travel and do anything they want in the pursuit of science... surprised and confused to find themselves put on probation their first month for things like "ignoring orders." Which is, as best they had thought, a famous Edward Elric pastime.

Roy showing a slight bit of stress about his yearly state alchemist report, and Ed just snorting and rolling his eyes at Roy because every year HE just hastily does his on the train ride over (canon in the manga, a travesty it was left out of the anime) and it gets rubber stamped. Ed not realizing that other alchemists' reports get genuinely scrutinized and torn apart while Ed is free to turn in whatever absolute bullshit he thinks of 36 hours ahead of time. One year his report was about whether alchemy could be done via dance (conclusion: no it can't) and no one cared. Roy WANTS to tell Ed there's some kind of unknown favoritism around Ed making him literally bullet-proof but Roy has no way to phrase this that doesn't sound like he's just in denial and mad at how good Ed's train-reports are.

Guy from the Internal Amestrian Affairs sector who's responsible for auditing other internal military personel for any suspicious activity hitting about 1 million red flags for Edward Elric, issuing a STRONG and URGENT recommendation to suspend the alchemist pending further investigation into things like "literal bunk-buddies with two members of the Xingese royalty (enemy nation)" and "spent $10,000,000 of his stipend on a librarian to make her re-copy (what he seemed to interpret as?) military records in some extremely transparent effort to unearth state secrets (it was a recipe book but he was literally asking her about state secrets)" and "literally has never once obeyed an order, ever, not even once in his career, and is on public record having said 'I do not care about the goals and protections of the Amestrian Military. I am in fact only pursuing my own interests several of which are diametrically opposed to the safety and well-being of the governing body of Amestris'"

The issued recommendation is intercepted before it even reaches its intended desk. President Bradley himself has taken issue with it and denies it before a single set of eyes has seen it. The President's veto stamp is a terrifying hammer, used rarely, and it is now sitting on the auditor's desk.

The auditor sleeps with one eye open from then on out.

[saixria]

The sillies

When even Athena the Virgin goddess whose most intimate encounter was stabbing her bff thinks you’re cooked, you’re definitely cooked

[evercelle]

joongdok so far to me. specifically chp 370