#but there's less torture because Loki's a brat you retains his memories but his mindset on the trauma is more detached
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Oh god I’m gonna be thinking about the avengers 1 au where Loki is 11 years old for weeks now
I’m not seeing a downside?
#thor stays the same age but loki falls off the bifrost and space-time temporal wormhole something something the void spits him out younger#doesn't make a difference to Thanos he took Gamora and Nebula as kids too#but there's less torture because Loki's a brat you retains his memories but his mindset on the trauma is more detached#young brain go ''no. i don't like you. you threw me off the bifrost.'' and then he lashes out and doesn't regret it or hold back#and Thanos basically sends this 11 year old to earth because he's got superstrength to make up for size and also strong enough magic#the sceptre is going to make him have mood swings?? no. he's a kid. he'll get distracted on his own. ''you just cant control kids'' and all#''barton i need you to get me 4 more workers we need that metal bar out of the way to make space for the tesseract portal machine''#''yes boss''#''aw no i peeled some of the sceptre's metal plating :( can you get those 4 to bring some gold and welding materials instead?''#''sure thing kid''#''thank you clint i love you''#''no worries loki now take your iron tablets''#''i didn't let you take me to get a blood test''#''you look like an anemic victorian orphan sit down before i make you''#*mumbling* whatever. you're just jealous of my sceptre being cooler than your bow.#''i'm not jealous of your 9ft sceptre loki''#''can someone buy me an archery set? a proper one? i would like one which can shoot daggers.''#''loki.''#''i don't think a bow for the sceptre would be very practical >:(''#''it sure wouldn't buddy now drink up your medicine''#*loki makes a run for it* NO! I'm NOT anemic and i'm NOT Victorian! and i actually might be an orphan BUT i'm just pale! leave me alone!!#*clint trying very hard to ignore the orphan thing* ''you keep saying you're thousands of years old but you're not acting it at all :/''#meanwhile Steve gets his @$$ handed to him by a midget with a sceptre that is twice as tall as him#i imagine steve starts off trying not to hit loki and is like ''listen. kid. i don't want to fight you--'' and then oop he deflects a blast#too late now he's already hit him and the kid got back up so it's time to go all in (he still loses... tiny target would make a funny fight)#tony shows up and goes ''what would you do if there was a child standing right in front of you'' while shooting loki#loki surrenders and the armour glows out and tony is just ''holy sh*t he's even smaller than before and where tf did he get this much gold''#loki stands in the SHIELD glass cell staring NIck Fury down squarely and EVERYONE's need to be a parent goes *DING*#Thor isn't immune either bc the Comic Thor and Kid Loki dynamic is nice
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