#but then your hardass lieutenant who hates EVERYONE unknowingly wins and seduces him first
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boxofthings · 8 months ago
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Meat and Roach, watching Ghost uncomfortably interact with a random girl at the bar:
Meat: Wow that guy's aloof. Can't imagine wanting to sleep with him.
Roach: ...yeah
Meat, jokingly: You wouldn't sleep with him, would you?
Roach, deliberately not making eye contact:
Meat, who made a bet with Royce on who could seduce Roach first (he bet on himself): You haven't slept with him, have you?
Roach:
Meat, now shaking Roach: You haven't slept with him have you??
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