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joostsblog · 7 months ago
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the button ~ joost klein one shot
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Pairing: Joost Klein x female!reader
Description: You are a contestant on the dating show the button by cut and hit it off with one of the other contestants.
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A/N: watched this video and saw that bbno$ was in it so I got the idea, what if Joost was a contestant on there? some of the dialogue is stolen from that video btw. I've got some amazing requests in my inbox so I'm sorry for putting this out first but i just felt ✨inspired✨
Warnings: not proofread
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"(Y/N), you can come with me, you're next," the production assistant informed you and you got up from your spot on the sofa.
"Good luck," Amber, whom you had just met in the green room smiled at you.
"You're gonna kill it!" Leah also cheered you on.
"Thanks, girls!" you smiled and waved.
As the production assistant led you onto set your heart was pounding. This was your first time being in front of a camera and to do something something like flirting with someone which was nervewracking for you even without all the cameras and the pressure was definitely a big deal. You walked up to the small white table and saw a tall guy with brown hair and glasses get up to greet you.
"Hi, I'm Alex, nice to meet you," he said as you shook hands.
"Nice to meet you, I'm (Y/N)," you introduced yourself before you sat down. Before you could even say much the button already spoke up.
"Do you guys goon at all?" it asked and you laughed.
"I don't know what that is," you admitted. "What is that? It sounds sexual," you joked.
"It isn't, I promise you," Alex said laughing and you couldn't tell whether he was being honest.
"Alex, why don't you explain gooning to (Y/N)?" the button asked.
"Okay, so do you know when you wake up in the morning and you're having a really tough day? So gooning is like that emotional state when you don't know what's going to happen, the uncertainty of it all," Alex explained and you were still sceptical.
"Suuure," you said.
"Do you watch Gary Vee at all?" Alex asked and the button turned red indicating that the both of you could now reject the other person.
"Not really," you said as you gently pressed the button with a sorry expression on your face. Alex quickly looked down at your fingers on the button and back up to your face and you immediately felt sorry. "I'm so sorry," you said with an apologetic smile.
"It's fine," Alex said as he got up from his chair.
"It was nice meeting you though," you offered. "This is awful," you said addressing the camera. "But I guess that's the format of the show," you said.
"You got it," the button said.
It wasn't long before the next guy was brought onto set. You got up to greet him.
"Hi, I'm (Y/N)," you said and shook hands with the brunette dressed in a grey suit.
"I'm James, my friends call me Juice," he said as you sat back down. "You can call me yours, that also works as well," he said and you laughed.
"Okay, what do you do?" you opened the conversation.
"Uhm, I'm a YouTuber," he said. "Tell me about yourself, what do you do, do you live here?" he asked. You hated the tell me about yourself phrase so you cringed a bit internally.
"Well, I don't live here, I don't even live in the US actually. I'm just visiting," you said. "And I do Social Media Marketing for work," you concluded.
"Alright, that's dope," James said.
"(Y/N), are you vibing?" the button asked.
"I'm always vibing," you offered.
"But are you vibing with James, is the question," the voice of the button pressed.
"Uhm," you started and were glad as the button turned red again and your hands flung forward in reflex to reject the guy. "I'm so sorry," you said again as your hand hit the button. James shrugged and got up. "Have a nice day," you said, head in your hands as you were embarrassed.
"(Y/N), why did you reject James?" the button asked.
"Uhm, I just think we weren't a match," you said.
"Alright, let's hope this next one is a match then," the button said before the next guy stepped onto set.
You got up from your chair again to greet him. He was a tall handsome blonde, scattered with some tattoos and a pair of glasses on his nose. You could tell from his looks alone that you were attracted to him. Immediately your heart started beating faster after you had just calmed down and gotten used to this situation.
"Hi, I'm (Y/N), nice to meet you," you introduced yourself again shaking the guy's hand.
"I'm Joost, nice to meet you," he said and you both sat down.
"Are you guys nervous?" the button asked before you could start the conversation.
"Yeah, man, I'm shitting my pants," Joost said and you laughed.
"Yeah, I'm shaking," you said and held up your hand for Joost to see.
"Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one," Joost said. "Do you mind if I set the mood real quick?" Joost asked.
"Sure," you replied and Joost pulled something out of his jeans pocket. He placed an electric tealight on top of the table and turned it on.
"There we go," he said.
"Nice, I like it," you laughed. "I like your style," you complimented him.
"Oh, thanks, I like yours as well," he smiled, he was resting his head on his hands and you couldn't believe how cute he looked at that moment.
"So, what do you do?" you asked.
"I'm a musician," he said.
"Oh, nice. Isn't Alex also a musician?" you asked.
"So we're talking about other guys on our date?" Joost asked jokingly.
"I'm sorry," you said putting your hands in the air. "That was rude of me."
"No, it's fine," Joost said. "That's how we know each other actually," he explained.
"Oh, sick," you said. "Is there any of your songs that I might know?"
"Joost, will you sing a song for (Y/N)?" the button asked and laughed in embarrassment.
"Oh no, please no no," Joost begged laughing.
"No, please I wanna hear it," you said, your hands formed to a begging symbol.
"(Y/N), maybe you should hold Joost's hand to support him," the button chimed in.
"If you want," you said and put your hand beside the button.
"Alright," Joost said with a shy laugh and locked his fingers with yours. Your heart fluttered at the contact. The tattoos on his fingers looked divinely between your fingers you thought.
"Here it goes," Joost said and cleared his throat. You could tell that he was nervous, avoiding eye contact as he tried to mask his nervousness with a laugh. You squeezed Joost's hand in support and he smiled. Joost started singing: "Ring ding ding ding ding ding; Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem; Ring ding ding ding ding ding-"
"Oh, I think I know this one," you said as Joost continued singing.
"Ring ding ding ding baa baa; Ring ding ding ding ding ding; Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem," he sang with a big grin on his face.
"Wait, isn't this crazy frog?" you asked with a laugh.
"Yeah, it is," Joost said after he stopped.
"But that's not your-?" you asked confused.
"No, I wish," Joost joked.
Suddenly the button turned red again but you had no intention of pressing it this time so you just sat still. However, you could see Joost flinching as his hand left your grip but he stopped himself before actually hitting the button. Your mouth fell open in shock as you pointed at him.
"Did you just almost button me?" you asked laughing.
"No no no," Joost held up both of his hands. "I swear it wasn't my intention," he said. The button turned white again.
"Alriiiight," you said mistrusting.
"I thought you were gonna reject me so I thought I would have to push the button," Joost tried to explain. "I wouldn't reject you," he said.
"Whatever you say," you said and you narrowed your eyes at him. "Would you describe yourself as a generally mistrusting person?" you asked and Joost touched his chin as he pondered your question.
"Hm, I don't think I'm particularly mistrusting - just sometimes," he explained.
"Well, as you can see, you can trust me," you pointed out. "You, however," you pointed at him again. "have lost my trust, so you will need to gain it back," you said.
"I will try to make it up to you, I promise," Joost said.
"Do you guys find each other attractive at all?" the button chimed in.
"Jesus," you laughed, taken aback by the question. "Do you not have any decorum at all?" you asked.
"No, I don't," the button said. "Would you guys fuck?" the button pressed on in the blunt style it was known for.
You put your hands in front of your face in embarrassment. After you removed your hands again you looked Joost in the eyes and your heart fluttered. Of course, you would.
"Well, I mean I think you're attractive," you said timidly. "So, yeah," you said and shrugged your shoulders. Joost grinned.
"What about you, Joost?" the button asked.
"First off," Joost started with a big gesture and you wondered if this was the start of a thank you, but no. "I have the utmost respect for women," Joost said and put his hand on his chest over his heart "and I don't mean to objectify women," he continued and your heart was beating out of your chest. "but yeah, I would as well," Joost concluded and shrugged with a cheeky smile at you.
"Oooh, it's getting steamy in here," the button said.
"It's your fault," you pointed out.
"Can I get your number?" Joost said as he pulled out his phone and you giggled.
"Hey, this is not how this game works," the button protested.
"Yeah, you can have it," you said and started typing in your number in a new contact in Joost's phone.
"Alright, if you're gonna play by your rules," the button said. "I'm gonna go red for one last time and if you don't push me then you can go on a second date," the button explained and turned red.
You leaned back in your chair, crossed your arms and looked at Joost across from you. You were fully charmed by the man and you really hoped that he wasn't playing anything up for the cameras and that he was actually also into you. A few seconds of silence passed as you looked at each other before the button started lighting up in rainbow colours.
"Congrats, you've made it," the button said and Joost smiled at you.
You both got up from your chairs and you walked towards each other to hug. Joost was taller than you and as you engulfed each other in a deep hug his head could rest on top of yours.
"I can't wait for our date," Joost said.
"Same," you said. "Finally without all the cameras," you said as you pulled away and Joost looked at you with a knowing grin.
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dabie · 4 years ago
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thank u for the tag cap !!
1.) Spit by Wargasm (UK)
2.) Limit by Chelmico
3.) Never Satisfied by CORPSE
4.) E-Girls are ruining my life by CORPSE, Savage Ga$p
5.) Bored by Rasti
6.) Mile High by Salina Killa, Venus
7.) Stupid Horse [Remix] by 100 Gecs, Count Baldor, GFOTY
8.) Wtf U Mean by Haarper, Freddie Dredd
9.) Slide Slide by EDDISON
10.) Make it Hurt by SUGR?
Tagging ! : @sleebykei @mahougirlmaddie @katzleiin @ozw uhh i dont rlly interact with that many ppl so i cant rlly tag much ! @digi-johnny and @parsleybotchkinnie too if its ok to tag yall,,
Music shuffle challenge 🎶
tagged by No one I just wanted to do this haha
Rules: you can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to! put your favorite playlist on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people. no skipping!
1 - Karma by AJR
2 - Doubt Comes In but it’s performed in a cathedral (Hadestown)
3 - 29 by Loïc Nottet
4 - Legendary by Welshly Arms
5 - L’Effet de Masse by Maëlle
6 - Putting a spin on Ophelia by Egg
7 - Sinners by Barns Courtney 
8 - Onderweg by Abel
9 - Hello My Old Heart by The Oh Hellos
10 - Promiseland by Mika
Pretty decent list actually! Though I can’t believe my shuffle skipped over Achilles Come Down because I’ve been listening to that on repeat lately lol
Tag: @simply-creacher , @bihetgf , @twinklewonderland , @ssuppositiouss , @this-is-a-name-dont-worry , @crunchyspositivybubble , @sortablue, @blurrykins , @ludenburgs , @littlecrest 
(I want to tag more people but aaa I’m gonna follow the rules here! But if you’re often in my activity know that I thought of you and I appreciate you. Anyone who feels like doing this, go ahead!)
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rottingxpeaches · 3 years ago
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been a while.
i'm drunk off some rum (bacardiiiii) and a cocktail (negligible effect, ngl) and i've been meaning to start journaling online for a while now. unsure as to why i prefer typing this shit out. maybe because it feels less intimate (vulnerable?) than writing things by hand.
i just got back from a bbno$ concert at fortune sound club. (long story.) arman has not texted me. (i honestly don't know how i'm supposed to introduce all these people to future me with alzheimers. maybe i'll make a glossary or index page for people i know/i used to know.)
it'll be so weird for people (myself? investigators?) reading my journal and this 'blog' separately 'cause so much has changed. hopefully they (I?) will be able to put the pieces together.
anyway. i was at the concert with soomia. we had an amazing time. i wanna go to more concerts. i hope i can afford it. maybe i'll look through some gen z tumblr themes now.
idk. idek why i'm using the old blog from 2017 (5 years ago??). maybe to preserve historical data like we did with taxprep? idk.
this is a start tho. since i can't ramble to a person i might as well use a keyboard (or a pen, honestly).
13.05.2022 // 01L15 am
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